The Golden Child in 5 Seconds

The Spoony One | Mar 22 2009 | 170 notations | 

My dear sweet brutha Numpsey!

Watchmen Review (3-6-09)

The Spoony One | Mar 7 2009 | 550 notations | 

It’s a movie that’s polarized critics and fans alike, but my opinion is the only one that matters! I watched the Watchmen, now you get to watch my review.

My Name is Bruce Review (2-25-09)

The Spoony One | Feb 25 2009 | 139 notations | 

Because of an upcoming dentist appointment, I’m recording a spur-of-the-moment review of my latest movie rental, Bruce Campbell’s “My Name is Bruce.” Sorry for the change in location and the focusing issues; I recorded this very late at night on a different camera and it had a finicky auto-focus. (“Leave the Bronx” t-shirt designed by…file continues…

Vlog (2-24-09)

The Spoony One | Feb 24 2009 | 268 notations | 

Part 1: Max Payne I rented Max Payne from the video store. Payne to the Max, more like! Part 2:Street Fighter 4 You can have a great, classic game and still have a horrible time playing it, if you suck. And few people suck at Street Fighter 4 more than me. Believe me, I spent…file continues…

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

The Spoony One | Feb 19 2009 | 35 notations | 

The following is a re-post of an old review I’d written, which was lost when we changed to the new site format: It’s not easy being a teen slasher; it requires tons of cardio work and upper-body training if you want to be able to keep up with fleeing victims or rip out a jock’s…file continues…

Chocolate

The Spoony One | Feb 17 2009 | 79 notations | 

There’s been a lot of interest in Thai action flicks ever since Tony Jaa kickboxed his way into American theaters with the brutal and impactful Ong-Bak, a film about a country bumpkin tasked with recovering the village’s stolen holy Buddha statue’s head, which was stolen by gangsters because…uh…um…well they stole it, and the reluctant hero…file continues…

Vlog (1-13-09)

The Spoony One | Jan 13 2009 | 130 notations | 

I’ve seen a few of the Oscar favorites to ring in the new year: Gran Turino, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Slumdog Millionaire! Here’s what I thought!

Christmas Special 2008

The Spoony One | Dec 25 2008 | 237 notations | 

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz! No matter what Santa you pray to, I’ll give you a quick rundown of the best and worst of 2008!