Tekken: The Motion Picture

The Spoony One | Aug 7 2011 | 493 notations | 

We kick off a month of movies based on tournament fighting games with Tekken: The Motion Picture! Tekken is the key to life! Special thanks to Short Fat Otaku and his Camera Lady for their hard work and assistance on the script, and my apologies things didn’t work out at ConBravo. Best wishes for a…file continues…

Rebruary – Death of a Soldier

The Spoony One | Jun 5 2011 | 236 notations | 

Reb Brown loses his mind in this WW2 docudrama about the Brownout Strangler!

Lords of Magick

The Spoony One | May 14 2011 | 530 notations | 

It’s Magick! We don’t have to explain anything.

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

The Spoony One | Apr 17 2011 | 399 notations | 

The world of Arok is conquered by a bulging idiot who discovers a portal to our dimension and a weapon of unlimited power! Will the Beastmaster be able to stop the maximum ruler of Arok from conquering Earth as well?

Beastmaster

The Spoony One | Apr 10 2011 | 376 notations | 

In preparation for Beastmaster 2 (a much worse movie) we first have to talk about the original classic!

Zombie 5 (The Spoony Snob)

The Spoony One | Mar 31 2011 | 394 notations | 

Zombies man, they freak me out.

Rebruary – Mercenary Fighters

The Spoony One | Feb 25 2011 | 356 notations | 

Peter Fonda hires Reb and Super Fly’s Ron O’Neal to put down a tribal insurgency in a remote African nation. Will Reb get into the spirit of Black History month and stick up for his brother man?

Rebruary – CAGE 2: The Arena of Death

The Spoony One | Feb 16 2011 | 322 notations | 

Mr. Takagi returns to enact his vengeance on Reb Brown and Lou Ferrigno in this action-packed, bone-breaking sequel!