Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Bitch

The Spoony One | Oct 28 2010 | 293 notations | 

It’s a Reb Brown Halloween Special with Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf, in which Reb teams up with Christopher Lee to do battle with the lycanthropic misanthropes of the night. You did not seriously think that a werewolf could contend with the will of Sauron? WARNING: This review is for mature audiences and…file continues…

Mazes & Monsters

The Spoony One | Aug 1 2010 | 2 notations | 

Bonus commentary! Beware the sacrilege!!

Highlander 2 – The Quickening (Part 2)

The Spoony One | May 24 2010 | 454 notations | 

Will MacLeod and Ramirez defeat the nefarious General Katana, bring down the planetary shield, and return as conquering heroes to Zeist? Does anyone still care?

Highlander 2 – The Quickening (Part 1)

The Spoony One | May 20 2010 | 383 notations | 

Spoony tackles the most notoriously stupid sequel in sci-fi!

Wing Commander

The Spoony One | May 3 2010 | 340 notations | 

Creator’s Commentary Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard pinch-hit for Mark Hamill and Tom Wilson in this cinematic abortion of the once-sublime game series. It’s the worst sci-fi you’ll find without Psychlos: Wing Commander.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

The Spoony One | Apr 1 2010 | 300 notations | 

Creator’s Commentary A dark, bleak story about the ultimate triumph of evil over reason and decency!

Captain America 2 – Death Too Soon

The Spoony One | Feb 9 2010 | 228 notations | 

Cap’s back to take down Miguel, a bioterrorist with a new deadly chemical weapon that can age you to death in a matter of weeks! But could it possibly age you any faster than this awful movie does?

Captain America

The Spoony One | Feb 8 2010 | 241 notations | 

Reb Brown dons the stars and stripes as America’s hometown hero!