Paranormal Activity Review (10-11-09)

The Spoony One | Oct 11 2009 | 866 notations | 

Not sure if you should believe the hype? Who ya gonna call?

Pandorum Review (9-29-09)

The Spoony One | Sep 29 2009 | 504 notations | 

You got me out of bed for this?

1408 in 5 Seconds

The Spoony One | Sep 26 2009 | 348 notations | 

It’s an evil f@#$ing room.

Alone in the Dark

The Spoony One | Sep 8 2009 | 814 notations | 

Noah’s audio commentary is here. The world is held in the grip of mediocrity, and only the reviewing megapowers united together can battle Boll’s reign of incompetence.

Reb Brown Retrospective – Robowar

The Spoony One | Sep 6 2009 | 1,147 notations | 

Can Reb Brown and the elite BAM squad survive a battle with the ultimate greasy weapon? Stick around.

Halloween 2 Review (8-29-09)

The Spoony One | Aug 29 2009 | 521 notations | 

Rob Zombie’s back with another psychobilly freakout!  We barely survived the last Halloween; will this year be any better?  It’s the only horror movie you’ll see in this lifetime involving a killer cow, Dr. Frank N. Furter, Weird Al Yankovic, and what could be the longest running chain of the word “fuck” being repeated in…file continues…

Inglourious Basterds Review (8-22-09)

The Spoony One | Aug 22 2009 | 502 notations | 

Here’s my review of Quentin Tarentino’s latest WW2 epic, Inglourious Basterds! Edit: Paul Verhoeven! That’s the director I was trying to think of!

Clones of Bruce Lee: Part 2

The Spoony One | Jul 30 2009 | 483 notations | 

Creator’s Commentary is here. The Bruces’ second mission leads them into the clutches of the most brilliant, diabolical mastermind of SCIENCE to ever blight the earth: Dr. Nye. What super-weapons has he created? Will three Bruce Lees (and one Chuck Lee) be enough to end the Science Guy’s reign of terror? Find out!