Rebruary – CAGE 2: The Arena of Death

The Spoony One | Feb 16 2011 | more notation(s) | 

Mr. Takagi returns to enact his vengeance on Reb Brown and Lou Ferrigno in this action-packed, bone-breaking sequel!

  • http://twitter.com/psycojosh Josh

    Hate to say it, but ffffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss… you know what, never mind.

  • Anonymous

    I dunno, Rob Brown doesn’t sound as awesome, haha.

  • Anonymous

    I dunno, Rob Brown doesn’t sound as awesome, haha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/colicub Colin Venters

    I was ABOUT to go to bed but then this just got posted. Ah well…

    • http://twitter.com/skinticketsband Skin Tickets

      same here dude… and it’s friggin 4 am

    • http://twitter.com/skinticketsband Skin Tickets

      same here dude… and it’s friggin 4 am

  • http://www.facebook.com/colicub Colin Venters

    I was ABOUT to go to bed but then this just got posted. Ah well…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam

    lol “Where’s the training montage!?!?” I love how outraged Spoony was, haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam

    lol “Where’s the training montage!?!?” I love how outraged Spoony was, haha

  • Anonymous

    My god, that’s one of the worst ass-pull endings I’ve ever seen.

    However, I do disagree with Spoony on one point – it is far too sane to be written by the guys of Axe Cop.

  • Anonymous

    My god, that’s one of the worst ass-pull endings I’ve ever seen.

    However, I do disagree with Spoony on one point – it is far too sane to be written by the guys of Axe Cop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Joel-Alsop/634717469 Benjamin Joel Alsop

    Wasn’t that sound at 4:32 from Starcraft?!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

      It’s called a Wilhem Scream. Its one of the most used audio sound bite. The specific place you heard it from in Starcraft is when you select the Academy for Terrans. Its used in a lot of movies as well.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Goles/639007463 Matt Goles

        NO, that’s not the Wilhelm scream, its the other overused one, pretty sure its done by Howe Mandel

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Goles/639007463 Matt Goles

        NO, that’s not the Wilhelm scream, its the other overused one, pretty sure its done by Howe Mandel

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Joel-Alsop/634717469 Benjamin Joel Alsop

        Na, Its not the Wilhelm Scream. I would recognize that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Joel-Alsop/634717469 Benjamin Joel Alsop

        Na, Its not the Wilhelm Scream. I would recognize that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

        Lol my bad its called the Youraagh! scream. That is literally what its called.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

        Lol my bad its called the Youraagh! scream. That is literally what its called.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

        Lol my bad its called the Youraagh! scream. That is literally what its called.

      • Anonymous

        It was also in intro from that cool old Nick cartoon “Aahhh! Real Monsters” and yeah many random movies…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

      It’s called a Wilhem Scream. Its one of the most used audio sound bite. The specific place you heard it from in Starcraft is when you select the Academy for Terrans. Its used in a lot of movies as well.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

      It’s called a Wilhem Scream. Its one of the most used audio sound bite. The specific place you heard it from in Starcraft is when you select the Academy for Terrans. Its used in a lot of movies as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Mcemrys/1457343291 Alexander Mcemrys

    I love stock screams, they’re too much fun :D. I think you just prompted me to go find both of these movies. I first started following your page when my friend showed me your review of Mazes and Monsters then I eventually got caught up on your other videos and such. I have to say, your video reviews in this style is probably my favorite, right up there with the Final Fantasy or SWAT4 videos. Stay awesome!

    Also: Have you checked out A Life Worth Losing? It’s a very neat little adventure game. I haven’t gotten very far, damn those fuseboxes in Casa Del Spoony!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

    What’s with all the Imogen Heap? I don’t get it… Other than that, great rift/review.

    • Anonymous

      From Wikipedia:
      The song gained popularity after being featured as background music on the American television series The O.C., later parodied in a 2007 Saturday Night Live Digital Short called The Shooting. In the short, characters cut each other’s sentences off by pulling out guns and shooting each other as the refrain plays over their slow-motion deaths. NBC was unable to upload the clip to YouTube immediately after the show because it hadn’t cleared the song, but fans uploaded it on their own, naming it “Dear Sister”. It became an Internet phenomenon, spawning a number of parodies in which scenes of real and fictional violence are punctuated with the refrain.[

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

        Well that explains a lot! That put the whole scene in a whole new light.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

        Well that explains a lot! That put the whole scene in a whole new light.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    The Abyss also stare in to Hulk! Hulk fight monster, will Hulk become monster?

  • http://twitter.com/Brandchan Brandi Swenson

    Man, a movie written by the kid who does Axe Cop sounds like an awesome concept. It would be way more interesting then like 80% of the movies out there.

    Poor Lou he really got screwed over in this movie. Forced to become a drug addict, his woman is murder, he gets murder, his best friend just leaves him to rot. WTF? Third movie should have had Lou finding Reb and like crying for three hours being like “why did you leave me?” and then super cage match at the end. It would have been awesome…

  • Anonymous

    Eh,I think an Asian-Girls-Soaping-Each-Other’s-Tits-equipped jacuzzi is a pretty good investment. Really brings out the ambiance of the room,you know?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

    Ok if that’s not the Wilhelm scream, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ONE CALLED? I hear it all the time.

  • http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

    Another osm review.

    However, you should have made your own training montage using clips from other movies. Sure it wouldn’t make sense but its a montage, when do those ever make sense

  • http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

    Another osm review.

    However, you should have made your own training montage using clips from other movies. Sure it wouldn’t make sense but its a montage, when do those ever make sense

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610287166 Medraut Stowe

    My god. It sounds like Golden eye when they fight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610287166 Medraut Stowe

    My god. It sounds like Golden eye when they fight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497616419 Ian Milliken

    Why the fuck was that guy roaring the Wilhelm yell?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497616419 Ian Milliken

    Why the fuck was that guy roaring the Wilhelm yell?

  • Anonymous

    Just when I thought the world couldn’t get more awesome, there’s a CAGE 2.

  • Anonymous

    All these stock sound effects make me wanna watch an episode of Wonder Showzen.

    sarcasmatron9000.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous

    All these stock sound effects make me wanna watch an episode of Wonder Showzen.

    sarcasmatron9000.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous

    Jesus fuck Lou looks like something out of an Image comic.

    • Anonymous

      FROM THE MIND OF ROB LIEFELD

      BLOODPOUCH #1

  • Anonymous

    Jesus fuck Lou looks like something out of an Image comic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UOYXJGBKNKJKAHTW6OJKFQB7YI WilliamT

    Did you just make a M.A.N.T.I.S. reference, Spoony?

    Man, the mid-90′s ruled for absurd primetime sci-fi… like the X-Files, VR.5, Strange Luck, M.A.N.T.I.S…. whatever that syndicated show was about a crime fighting robot… I think it was on UPN or something… and no, it wasn’t Robocop…

    And what the fuck? Did Reb have a PERM in this movie?

  • Anonymous

    Oh Howie Long Scream, are you ever subtle?

    Gotta love how people just scream like that in celebration.

  • http://twitter.com/TheDVDGrouch Joel Daly

    By god this movie is quite possibly the manliest thing ever put to film.

  • http://twitter.com/TheDVDGrouch Joel Daly

    By god this movie is quite possibly the manliest thing ever put to film.

  • Anonymous

    How long is this movie? The review made it seem like it were under an hour. It just seems to move along at such a brisk pace. That end with the chopper was hilarious, they seriously just blew up a model. Awesome review, anything with Toto is win.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    In an interview Lou said he started weight training so nobody would pick on the deaf kid … i think it worked.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    In an interview Lou said he started weight training so nobody would pick on the deaf kid … i think it worked.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    In an interview Lou said he started weight training so nobody would pick on the deaf kid … i think it worked.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

    It’s odd because I was just about to say how silly Reb’s poofy hair is in this movie and then I saw the wig, damn that’s rich.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

    It’s odd because I was just about to say how silly Reb’s poofy hair is in this movie and then I saw the wig, damn that’s rich.

  • http://trueliberty.us icecycle66

    1:36- It’s a good thing they went through so much trouble getting that kooky reporter in the first Cage. God forbid images of the cage fighting get out.

    1:58- Cage Cable Network? I hope they have a program called “Bondage After Dark” that plays in the evenings.

    2:22- It looks like they set the Supermarket stage up in James Rolfe’s basement. Actually I think James’ graveyard was much better than that fruit stand.

    2:25- Right in the melons!

    2:28- Right in the melons!

    3:00- …finish him…

    4:11- Lou Ferrigno testicles= ..

    4:34- Colossus?! (Or Mayor Hagagr?)

    5:55- Apparently Mr. Tanaka attended the same school as the ring announcer, Tanaka must have majored in intimidation instead of broadcasting.

    6:33- Sweet front pony tail.

    6:43- Clearly not a white dude and instead an asian man.

    7:30- Lou Ferrigno testicles= ..

    9:01- Get in the slut tub, I’ll show you how long it takes my muscle to get some bigness.

    10:05- its wrong to pick on retarded people. The producers should be ashamed for making Mr. Ferrigno do these things, he doesn’t know any better. He’s like a child just trying to please his puppy.

    10:28- Lou’s tits are as big as that girls head.

    12:56- Rocky Balboa has better defense than this guy.

    13:35- …fatality…

    13:56- If that’s the plan why don’t you just start a fire now. What the hell are you waiting for?

    15:02- “Yeah whatever retard.”

    15:36- Right in the spin. The guy would have missed wide right.

    16:50- Three bullets? Was he shooting cans out in the alley?

    18:56- News Channel 4 helicopter in the city.
    19:13- Sea Helicopter in the middle of nowhere.

  • Anonymous

    Mercenary FIghters huh? Now THAT sounds good.

    Man this one just wasn’t good. Reb needed to cut loose with more crazy awesomeness in this one.

  • Anonymous

    Mercenary FIghters huh? Now THAT sounds good.

    Man this one just wasn’t good. Reb needed to cut loose with more crazy awesomeness in this one.

  • Anonymous

    Mercenary FIghters huh? Now THAT sounds good.

    Man this one just wasn’t good. Reb needed to cut loose with more crazy awesomeness in this one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1125406465 Matthew Grant

    Im surprised Reb Brown hasn’t contacted you for a dual commentary session yet :P.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1125406465 Matthew Grant

    Im surprised Reb Brown hasn’t contacted you for a dual commentary session yet :P.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1125406465 Matthew Grant

    Im surprised Reb Brown hasn’t contacted you for a dual commentary session yet :P.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

      he tried, he contacted Reb’s agent and he told Noah to leave Reb alone.

      • Anonymous

        you’re kidding. when did this happen? and as for Reb, he can’t be doing much these days. The only reason anyone knows who Reb Brown is because of either MST3K or this site. You would have he would enjoy doing a sit down interview with a knowledgeable fan. It’s not like they are going to contact him for Inside the Actors Studio.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Willett/100000032377835 Patrick Willett

          He did? Noah even got that close? Jeez…now I kind of want to try making a blockbuster film as a sort of Reb Brown revival. Think “The Expendables”, only Reb Brown and not nearly as shaky.

          Seriously, when did he say he contacted Reb’s agent? Where can I find this? And will Reb reconsider? He better…and while we’re at it, drag Eric Freeman out from whatever rock he’s hiding under.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Willett/100000032377835 Patrick Willett

          He did? Noah even got that close? Jeez…now I kind of want to try making a blockbuster film as a sort of Reb Brown revival. Think “The Expendables”, only Reb Brown and not nearly as shaky.

          Seriously, when did he say he contacted Reb’s agent? Where can I find this? And will Reb reconsider? He better…and while we’re at it, drag Eric Freeman out from whatever rock he’s hiding under.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

      he tried, he contacted Reb’s agent and he told Noah to leave Reb alone.

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    Definitely one of your best reviews yet. I laughed like crazy. :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

    toto? we’re ending it with toto? i mean nothing against toto, its a good song and reminds me of scrubs and that alone is awesome but how did Africa tie in with cage fighting? lol

    and every time i hear that stock scream it reminds me of the end of the opening theme to AAAHH! Real Monsters.

    another great review spoony :)

    • Anonymous

      THANK YOU, I was *wondering* just where I heard that scream before! All throughout the review, it kept nagging at my mind, I just knew I heard it somewhere.

      And I don’t know how I didn’t realize it, because in the passed 2 weeks I’ve been watching a ton of episodes of Real Monsters, so now I just feel silly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

    toto? we’re ending it with toto? i mean nothing against toto, its a good song and reminds me of scrubs and that alone is awesome but how did Africa tie in with cage fighting? lol

    and every time i hear that stock scream it reminds me of the end of the opening theme to AAAHH! Real Monsters.

    another great review spoony :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Dujsik/100000196085526 Erik Dujsik

    that’s the 3rd time Spoony uses the Malibu gag
    don’t worry, i liked the “handicap” joke

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Dujsik/100000196085526 Erik Dujsik

    that’s the 3rd time Spoony uses the Malibu gag
    don’t worry, i liked the “handicap” joke

  • http://twitter.com/frankdeclan Frank Declan

    what song is playing during the opening credits? I can’t seem to get it out of my head now….

  • http://twitter.com/frankdeclan Frank Declan

    what song is playing during the opening credits? I can’t seem to get it out of my head now….

  • http://twitter.com/frankdeclan Frank Declan

    what song is playing during the opening credits? I can’t seem to get it out of my head now….

  • Anonymous

    Reb’s dyed blonde hair looks pretty silly. You would think he could pay for a better dye job than that. Way to go Spoony. I hope you don’t run out of Reb Brown movies to review. Or if you do that you can find an action star on par with him to review.

  • Anonymous

    Reb’s dyed blonde hair looks pretty silly. You would think he could pay for a better dye job than that. Way to go Spoony. I hope you don’t run out of Reb Brown movies to review. Or if you do that you can find an action star on par with him to review.

  • Anonymous

    Reb’s dyed blonde hair looks pretty silly. You would think he could pay for a better dye job than that. Way to go Spoony. I hope you don’t run out of Reb Brown movies to review. Or if you do that you can find an action star on par with him to review.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59504418 Andrew Christianson

    The crap going on in Wisconsin has been getting me bummed. Thank you, Spoony. As always, you’ve made my day with your rage. And your Reb Brown love. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59504418 Andrew Christianson

    The crap going on in Wisconsin has been getting me bummed. Thank you, Spoony. As always, you’ve made my day with your rage. And your Reb Brown love. :)

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    SPOONY!!!! You made my Tuesday. Nostalgia Critic and The Spoony One’ all in one day just reeks of awesomeness.

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    SPOONY!!!! You made my Tuesday. Nostalgia Critic and The Spoony One’ all in one day just reeks of awesomeness.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

    God damn spoony. You are in top form here for Red Brown Month. I have to say epicness. Also thanks for the recommendation of Chocolate in the last review. I actually found that movie…AWESOME.

  • Anonymous

    Man, what I’d give for that Yor poster! …..and well i’ve always thought that Mike Tyson’s Punch Out stand up was pretty incredible too :p

    and wow Spoony, a BETRAYAL AT friggin KRONDOR reference, really?? you never cease to amaze me, how in the hell do you remember what locklear looks like?! lol

    • Anonymous

      He played it recently, it was on a livestream.

      Plus one does not simply forget Betrayals, especially ones at Krondor

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.gambrel James Gambrel

    The return to “Spoony Excellence”!!! Brilliant…

  • Jacen

    Well technically Gandalf didn’t whip out a bazooka. He was using the “Flame of Arn’old” aka, a grenade launcher or I’d like to call it, the thumper

  • Anonymous

    Funny movie, but I think they better used Reb in the first Cage, him crashing into trashcans and kicking ass is classic Reb Brown.

  • Anonymous

    Funny movie, but I think they better used Reb in the first Cage, him crashing into trashcans and kicking ass is classic Reb Brown.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Ayers/100000522223081 Jason Ayers

    First person in the cast Sexy Girl #1.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Ayers/100000522223081 Jason Ayers

    First person in the cast Sexy Girl #1.

  • Anonymous

    That would be “Man, Gut-wrenching Scream And Fall Into Distance” aka Howie Long Scream.

    And what is the Imogen Heap a reference to?

  • Anonymous

    That would be “Man, Gut-wrenching Scream And Fall Into Distance” aka Howie Long Scream.

    And what is the Imogen Heap a reference to?

  • Anonymous

    That would be “Man, Gut-wrenching Scream And Fall Into Distance” aka Howie Long Scream.

    And what is the Imogen Heap a reference to?

  • http://twitter.com/mlsterben Ben Littlejohn

    Did anybody notice that the sound effects of Hulk beating Malibu are the same sound effects from GoldenEye? Brings back so many wonderful memories of shooting people in the junk…

  • Anonymous

    Betrayal at Krondor reference- nerdy, awesome. I played the crap out of that game growing up, and I loved the ref

    The OC reference- wait… what?! Spoony Referencing The OC? Weird..

  • http://twitter.com/phanboy_iv Ben Leggett

    BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR REFERENCE !!!

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    I am lax in my nerd-dom as I was unaware of Betrayal at Krondor until this review.

  • musicvideogirl

    “Sexy Girl #1″ gets top billing on the cast list in this thing? Really? Did she know somebody on the set? I know Reb and Lou have already been credited but the least they could do was get Reb’s name right on the cast list.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Paroline/1797984728 Daniel Paroline

    Hey Spoony did you notice the two different helicopters from when Reb said he’s getting away and the helicopter was blowing up?

  • Anonymous

    the helicopter was different when it blew up too, the one that blew up had pontoons instead of runners, so they didn’t even match their stock footage

    • http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

      Yeah I noticed that too. But hey, what do you expect with a movie AS AWESOME AS THIS?!?!?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-A-Diaz/100000994683083 Joseph A Diaz

    Hey that tie-che guy bit Reb’s leg why that little

  • Anonymous

    Hey that’s Shannon Lee, the daughter of Bruce Lee, playing Mi Lo…
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005135/#Actress

  • Anonymous

    Hey that’s Shannon Lee, the daughter of Bruce Lee, playing Mi Lo…
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005135/#Actress

  • Anonymous

    Coming this summer
    CAGE 2: The Arena of Death
    With Lou Ferrigno
    ON STEROIDS!!!!!!

    Is it just me or the hinting of an undead steroid pumped hulk is the best idea EVER!!

  • Anonymous

    I want an Imogen Heap gun xD

  • Anonymous

    I want an Imogen Heap gun xD

  • Anonymous

    I am such a Mick Foley fan, that even in that deadpan monotone, I recognized Jim Ross’ Hell in a Cell commentary. “Wait, that sounds famili-ohhhh yeahhh, heh heh!”

    And awwww, I was SO hoping for a Michael Cole gong joke! But the entire video was entertaining as Hell, so I didn’t mind in the end. And it ended with some sweet, sweet 80′s music, and that’s like crack to me.

    It’s so fun watching stuff like this when you’re a wrestling fan. Even a simple phrase like “work the injured leg” can raise a smirk and feels like a pleasant inside joke. And my eyes lit up when I heard “The Great One”, and boom, right on cue, The Rock. Little things like this just make things more fun!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SRNNAQ4533PMD6MMPUCGCVS2XQ BreezeAir

    The old guy shot a wrong helicopter with his rocket launcher.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    …an O.C. reference?

    You, of all people, making an O.C. reference?

    Only retarded teenage girls, elderly ladies and homosexuals watch “The O.C.”!

    Spoony, turn in your man card RIGHT NOW!

    I mean, what’s next? A Twilight reference? A Hanna Montana reference? A Justin Bieber song reference?

    • Anonymous

      I dunno. Quite a while back, just after my last year of highschool exams, I rented out the last disc of season 3 just so I could see Micha Barton being killed in a car crash. Over. And over. And over. There is something incredibly calming about fantasizing about her dying in a fiery explosion. That, and it made me giggle like a small child.

      … in retrospect, maybe that should have been the point where I realized that the stress of exams had unhinged me a little…

      • http://twitter.com/Leukarlung Mats Öhman

        You should have brought beer as well. It makes it even more awesome

        • Anonymous

          I am strangely compelled by the idea, but I feel some sort of gin and tonic mix might be more appropriate. The series is set in california after all. … Although by that logic I should probably get completely and utterly stoned before watching…

      • http://twitter.com/Leukarlung Mats Öhman

        You should have brought beer as well. It makes it even more awesome

    • Anonymous

      You don’t need to have watched The O.C. to make a “Dear sister” joke.

    • Anonymous

      You don’t need to have watched The O.C. to make a “Dear sister” joke.

  • Anonymous

    Hulk not let Mr. Yin escape. Hulk will chase him ’round moons of Nibia and ’round Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before Hulk give him up.

  • http://twitter.com/BigPuppy_Stuart Stuart Phip

    Master ogami should have said:” the L.A.W. is with us” FWOOOMP!

  • http://toost-inc.myopenid.com/ Toost Inc.

    Are you implying Axe Cop is anything but a masterpiece?

    • Anonymous

      Holy fuck.

      This is Dr.McNinja levels of fucking awesome.

    • Anonymous

      Holy fuck.

      This is Dr.McNinja levels of fucking awesome.

    • http://twitter.com/Leukarlung Mats Öhman

      wooooooow!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/Leukarlung Mats Öhman

      wooooooow!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/shadowbird712 Jeremy K.

    Is it just me, or did Reb Brown’s “disguise” make him look more like Adrian Paul?

    “Oh, sorry, my mistake. It’s not Scott Munroe, it’s Duncan McLeod.”

    “MCLEOOOOOOOD!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1160661716 Roger Civit

    Excellent choice of music for the ending credits, Spoony.

  • Anonymous

    Did I just hear a Betrayal At Krondor reference? Did anyone else’s mind tangentially jump to their stack of Riftwar-related books and game hidden in their living room right next to their Star Wars Extended Universe novels? M-me neither. Nope. That completely didn’t happen.

    Imogen Heap, your music will forever be associated with the OC. So, essentially, you’re royally fucked.

    “Giving Lou Ferrigno steroids.” … that… that statement is just …. it’s like… it’s like saying “in order to make the sun hotter we lit a candle.” The SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE!

    “Twenty million dollars world wide in pay-per-views.” So, it’s getting better ratings than TNAimpact, then?

    Spoony, you have my endless affection for putting in so many Star Wars clips. Even if they’re mostly from Revenge Of The Sith (aka the hammiest star wars movie of all time where Darth Vader is a whiny emo git with the intelligence of an amoeba).

    All in all, a strange sequel. Reb Brown being taught MORE martial arts is kinda pointless (although it did bring back a pang of nostalgia for all the hundreds of hours I spent doing the exact same set of punches at my taekwondo club… shortly followed by a smidgeon of sadness that I can’t do it anymore, but I believe I can probably sue some of my organs for Damages Rendered, so you win some you lose some). And I know Lou Ferrigno is the Hulk but can someone please explain to me how he got around the blood loss associated with being shot three times in the torso?… wait, does the Hulk have healing superpowers?

  • dennett316

    Oh man, I actually want to see these movies just for Lou Ferrigno…that guy is/was jacked up. The rocket launcher was unnecessary, should just have had Reb yell at the choppah and the concussion wave from that would have brought it down. Takagi escapes and Billy lives…please tell me there’s a part 3?

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    Betrayal at Krondor FTW!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Whoa. Reb looks so….weird in this one. Ok, Cage is from ’89 and Cage II is from ’94, but the man looks like he’s aged a decade or more. And his hair (not the black wig)….if it weren’t for the voice, I would’ve had a hard time recognizing the guy.

    Also, Master Ogami was completely awesome. Simply an old-school deeds-not-words kinda guy.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4GPLPGJZSLMZG3TJZ4VRL3LIQQ Mauricio A

    That bizarre scream sound effect was in Starcraft, I think it appeared when you clicked the “academy” terran building if I remember right.

    • Anonymous

      That scream is also on AH! Real Monsters. It’s been around forever it seems like. I wonder if it’s public domain now.

    • Anonymous

      That scream is also on AH! Real Monsters. It’s been around forever it seems like. I wonder if it’s public domain now.

    • Anonymous

      Personally, I’m always reminded of jedi knight dark forces 2 when I hear that scream sound. Gotta love falling down pits.

    • Anonymous

      Personally, I’m always reminded of jedi knight dark forces 2 when I hear that scream sound. Gotta love falling down pits.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-Thomas-Couture/512452570 Martin Thomas-Couture

    Love the Goldeneye and Starcraft sound effects XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Derek-Bradley/100000132464083 Derek Bradley

    Woot! No horrible flash intros! Rock on!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_A2VKPOVX3DSF2A5THAIKV6QYHY Eric

      I like the flash intros. Even if you don’t like them, which is fine by itself, admire the effort put into them and try articulating your dislike intelligently.

  • destro9

    20 million per pay pay view event? Vince McMahon must be pissed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kieron-Overton/100001471542176 Kieron Overton

    Whoah there, Betrayal at Krondor (How the hell did I even get the reference!?) and Axe Cop!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kieron-Overton/100001471542176 Kieron Overton

    Whoah there, Betrayal at Krondor (How the hell did I even get the reference!?) and Axe Cop!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kieron-Overton/100001471542176 Kieron Overton

    Whoah there, Betrayal at Krondor (How the hell did I even get the reference!?) and Axe Cop!

  • http://twitter.com/sdesros Stephane Desrosiers

    I thought I saw the credits say clips from “Star Wars Episode 5″ instead of “Episode 3″? Or was there an Empire Strike’s Back reference in there that I missed? :P

    • http://twitter.com/r3verend Sebastian Manthey

      yep, you missed probably the short video clip with yoda :-)

    • http://twitter.com/r3verend Sebastian Manthey

      yep, you missed probably the short video clip with yoda :-)

  • http://twitter.com/sdesros Stephane Desrosiers

    I thought I saw the credits say clips from “Star Wars Episode 5″ instead of “Episode 3″? Or was there an Empire Strike’s Back reference in there that I missed? :P

  • http://twitter.com/sdesros Stephane Desrosiers

    I thought I saw the credits say clips from “Star Wars Episode 5″ instead of “Episode 3″? Or was there an Empire Strike’s Back reference in there that I missed? :P

  • Anonymous

    Needs more Betrayal at Krondor references, still one of the best goddamn RPG’s ever. In fact, there’s a game that could use some reviewing by someone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/clifrose Clif Rose

    I was disappointed this movie didn’t have a scene of Reb Brown firing a shotgun while screaming “Assholes!!!” He may not be good at one-liners, but I actually prefer an action movie star that yells obscenities like a madman. Just think of how terrifying it would be to see a guy running down the street, screaming like a Sam Kinison parody and waving a gun around. Now that I think about it, I should see if Reb Brown is willing to book appearances, he could really liven up my niece’s first communion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/clifrose Clif Rose

    I was disappointed this movie didn’t have a scene of Reb Brown firing a shotgun while screaming “Assholes!!!” He may not be good at one-liners, but I actually prefer an action movie star that yells obscenities like a madman. Just think of how terrifying it would be to see a guy running down the street, screaming like a Sam Kinison parody and waving a gun around. Now that I think about it, I should see if Reb Brown is willing to book appearances, he could really liven up my niece’s first communion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/phoelscher1 Patrick Hoelscher

    AWESOMEEEE. i just wanted to say the other day, well beg u more like. PLEASE do more “full length” movie reviews. i ll donate whatever it may take, i promise. haha ur shit is jus so hilarious. by the way….u heard the twilight movies scriptwriter is now working on a highlander remake???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

  • http://www.facebook.com/phoelscher1 Patrick Hoelscher

    AWESOMEEEE. i just wanted to say the other day, well beg u more like. PLEASE do more “full length” movie reviews. i ll donate whatever it may take, i promise. haha ur shit is jus so hilarious. by the way….u heard the twilight movies scriptwriter is now working on a highlander remake???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

  • Anonymous

    I’ll assume the “O.C.” reference was the music that played every time Lou was shot, because that made no sense to me. This movie looked like it wasn’t even “so bad it’s good” like the last one..it was just bad.

  • Anonymous

    You people made me google “The O.C”, and consequently feel bad about not knowing a thing about it, even though aparently it has been aired on my country too. Although seeing some comments, maybe I should be proud of that…
    Nevertheless, now I get the music reference that went so over my head before, so thank you commenters :P

  • Anonymous

    You people made me google “The O.C”, and consequently feel bad about not knowing a thing about it, even though aparently it has been aired on my country too. Although seeing some comments, maybe I should be proud of that…
    Nevertheless, now I get the music reference that went so over my head before, so thank you commenters :P

  • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

    Great review. Just what I needed. Clutch on the Imogen Heap. Pure clutch.

  • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

    Great review. Just what I needed. Clutch on the Imogen Heap. Pure clutch.

  • Anonymous

    Giving steroids to Lou Ferrigno is like giving a bullet proof vest to Superman.

    Seriously, how much bigger and more dominating do you want the guy to be?!

  • Anonymous

    Giving steroids to Lou Ferrigno is like giving a bullet proof vest to Superman.

    Seriously, how much bigger and more dominating do you want the guy to be?!

  • Anonymous

    Giving steroids to Lou Ferrigno is like giving a bullet proof vest to Superman.

    Seriously, how much bigger and more dominating do you want the guy to be?!

  • Anonymous

    Giving steroids to Lou Ferrigno is like giving a bullet proof vest to Superman.

    Seriously, how much bigger and more dominating do you want the guy to be?!

  • http://twitter.com/KRA1D Alexandre Guimond

    I love me some Goldeneye sound effects.

  • http://twitter.com/KRA1D Alexandre Guimond

    I love me some Goldeneye sound effects.

  • http://twitter.com/deadgeneration4 deadgen420

    Wow, that has to be the largest mullet ever on that Malibu guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

    mullets,steroids,Reb Brown, and the hulk what more could a basic action film need?…..i mean besides the terminator

  • Anonymous

    These villains have all the intelligence of the soldiers from Goldeneye on the N64. As well as the sound effects.

  • Anonymous

    These villains have all the intelligence of the soldiers from Goldeneye on the N64. As well as the sound effects.

  • Duke of New York A#1

    Fucking Brilliant!! Thanks for taking a break from the Ultima thing to post some real videos!!!! MORE REB! MORE REB! MORE REB! YAAAAAAAAARRR!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528661046 Rocky Bergen

    YEAH!!! Spoony you are BACK in true form! I hope that heart medication is working for ya. You sure look much healthier!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528661046 Rocky Bergen

    YEAH!!! Spoony you are BACK in true form! I hope that heart medication is working for ya. You sure look much healthier!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    another awesome review! the spoony one is on a roll.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560472157 Otto Ek

    This review was so awesome it was beyond belief!! Glad to see your reviews are getting better and better. Cracked me up buncha times. Rebruary ftw!

  • Anonymous

    Wow. It sound like the sound guy just held up a tape recorder to his N64 and played Goldeneye.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. It sound like the sound guy just held up a tape recorder to his N64 and played Goldeneye.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maximiliano-Arcos/783874554 Maximiliano Arcos

    Oh man that Dear Sister reference was hilarious, I only know that crap from that popular snl skit. I don’t know why someone was bitching about it. Keep up the great work Spoony

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      Because he wasn’t bashing the O.C. or making fun of it, it was a direct, positive reference to the O.C.

      That’s like using the theme from “Twilight” to signify a great romance.

      • UptonOGoode

        Actually, I think it is making fun of it. Because that’s just such a stupid choice for a death anthem that it’s hilarious and takes ALL drama out of the moment. I can’t not laugh at that goofy sounding song. Spoony’s sarcastic that way.

        • Anonymous

          SNL did it

      • UptonOGoode

        Actually, I think it is making fun of it. Because that’s just such a stupid choice for a death anthem that it’s hilarious and takes ALL drama out of the moment. I can’t not laugh at that goofy sounding song. Spoony’s sarcastic that way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maximiliano-Arcos/783874554 Maximiliano Arcos

    Oh man that Dear Sister reference was hilarious, I only know that crap from that popular snl skit. I don’t know why someone was bitching about it. Keep up the great work Spoony

  • http://twitter.com/Dawmusic David Andrew Wiebe

    Good one, Spoony. This was your best review in awhile. Not that the others were bad, but this one was extra good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=594209058 Michael Couacaud

    great review. I had not hear of Reb Brown until now thanks for the entertaining and funny review.

    • Anonymous

      Spoony has made a few reviews of other Reb Brown movies, go check them out because they are hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    The lesson to take away from the movie: Do not flirt with Reb Brown or Lou Ferrigno or you WILL be shot

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad GuilTron

    Man the one thing in the movie that made me laugh so hard were the stock yelling effects for the different fighters and people.

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad GuilTron

    Man the one thing in the movie that made me laugh so hard were the stock yelling effects for the different fighters and people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    The true moral of the story? Being Reb or Lou’s girlfriend is a BAD THING!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    The true moral of the story? Being Reb or Lou’s girlfriend is a BAD THING!!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      The moral of the story is don’t reference a show that only idiotic teenage girls watch if you are a 30-something frat-boy/slacker dude.

      The next Reb Brown video better have some Metallica, Megadeth or Iron Maiden to make up for it.

      • Anonymous

        sadly he got that from SNL ..

      • Anonymous

        Excuse me? Imogen Heap is fucking awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    The true moral of the story? Being Reb or Lou’s girlfriend is a BAD THING!!!

  • Anonymous

    Don’t worry, Lou Ferrigno is The Incredible Hulk; he got up and beat the shit out of the old man. No point in showing that for the ending. We all know that’s what happened.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brnd-Myr/1254717857 Brnd Myr

    Did you notice the order of the cast in the ending credits? First of all: Sexy Girl #1. They knew their priorities in that movie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michal-Puczynski/1762678166 Michał Puczyński

    So if Mr. Takagi wasn’t in the helicopter, then probably it wasn’t HIS helicopter. It was some random chopper flying around. Maybe a news crew, or somebody carring live organs for transplantation. Way to go, Reb. Anyway, why would they think he was trying to get away by air? Why would the fire a fucking missile into a chopper without checking out the warehouse first? Mr. Takagi was behind the door! Morons.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freddy-Duran/100000817426762 Freddy Duran

    Woah Woah Woah…anyone else notice Sexy Girl #1 is in the credits?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freddy-Duran/100000817426762 Freddy Duran

    Spoony ur slaking how could u miss that!

  • http://twitter.com/spaniel_dan_the Daniel

    Great Cosby impression spoony with the running and the punching and the kick ass music

  • http://twitter.com/spaniel_dan_the Daniel

    Great Cosby impression spoony with the running and the punching and the kick ass music

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Miller/1718809152 Joshua Miller

    Your are right Spoony. After three months my Foosball table turned into a regular table. and it still is

  • Anonymous

    I lol’d at the stock footage chopper explosion, is it just me or was that the sea helicopter from the cruise ship in the A Team: Judgement Day?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    Announcer: “Starring actions stars Lou Ferrigno and Rob Brown!”
    Spoony: “Blasphemy! Blasphemy!”
    Dalek: “DO NOT BLASPHEME! DO NOT BLASPHEME!”

    Actually, could steroid Hulk beat a Dalek in a cage match? The lasers would probably just bounce off his massive muscles!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    Announcer: “Starring actions stars Lou Ferrigno and Rob Brown!”
    Spoony: “Blasphemy! Blasphemy!”
    Dalek: “DO NOT BLASPHEME! DO NOT BLASPHEME!”

    Actually, could steroid Hulk beat a Dalek in a cage match? The lasers would probably just bounce off his massive muscles!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Kerr/100000680887523 Aaron Kerr

    Oh, Spoony, it’s lame when Phelous does it, and it’s lame now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Kerr/100000680887523 Aaron Kerr

    Oh, Spoony, it’s lame when Phelous does it, and it’s lame now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Kerr/100000680887523 Aaron Kerr

    Oh, Spoony, it’s lame when Phelous does it, and it’s lame now.

  • Anonymous

    nice review, but kinda lame that you stole the best bit from lonely island :O

  • Anonymous

    nice review, but kinda lame that you stole the best bit from lonely island :O

  • blazestonefire656

    HULK + steroids = oh SHI–!


    Why would he do that, anyway? Isn’t that kinda like feeding a Gremlin after midnight? Only bad could come of it.
    Dumbass.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      Then again, if the Hulk was on steroids, could you tell the difference?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      Then again, if the Hulk was on steroids, could you tell the difference?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      Then again, if the Hulk was on steroids, could you tell the difference?

  • http://www.facebook.com/riot.rk Timur Rk

    Though your comparison is funny enough, I’d say he looks more like Eddie Guerrero in that disguise

  • http://www.facebook.com/riot.rk Timur Rk

    Though your comparison is funny enough, I’d say he looks more like Eddie Guerrero in that disguise

  • http://www.facebook.com/riot.rk Timur Rk

    Though your comparison is funny enough, I’d say he looks more like Eddie Guerrero in that disguise

  • Anonymous

    Few people realize what great body armor human flesh is against high-powered automatic weapons! “Exit wounds? What are those?”

  • Lavitz Skall

    I recognize the strange yell because its so distinct. If you play starcraft, build a Terran Academy, when you click on it, thats the noise you hear!

  • http://www.facebook.com/asterlini Adriano Sterlini

    I swear to god, the fight sound effects were like using slaps in Goldeneye

  • Anonymous

    I recongize those punch sound effects when Billy fights Malibu from Goldeneye 007 N64, it’s the sound guys would make when you’re hitting them with bullets

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Lamarre/575873354 Gabriel Lamarre

    Rebruary is the best month of the year!

    Also, it’s nice to see you so healthy again!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

      I was actually a little worried about the Spoony One for a little while, I’m also very glad to see him looking great, feeling better and working hard for all of us.

  • http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Moritz

    Great soundtrack choice, Spoony.

    But I have to say I can see the police being around in normal cars, staking the place out, which is why the cars would only have the removeable lights on top. Everything else in this is utter nonsense ofcorse, but this I can see.

  • http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Moritz

    Great soundtrack choice, Spoony.

    But I have to say I can see the police being around in normal cars, staking the place out, which is why the cars would only have the removeable lights on top. Everything else in this is utter nonsense ofcorse, but this I can see.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    “Rob” Brown.

    So…The Other Guy is Reb Brown?

    Does that mean Doug is Reb Brown’s brother?

    That’s just too awesome for words.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    “Rob” Brown.

    So…The Other Guy is Reb Brown?

    Does that mean Doug is Reb Brown’s brother?

    That’s just too awesome for words.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    “Rob” Brown.

    So…The Other Guy is Reb Brown?

    Does that mean Doug is Reb Brown’s brother?

    That’s just too awesome for words.

  • http://logicaust.wordpress.com logicaust

    Malibu? Hell naw, he’ll always be Officer Graves to me :D!

  • Anonymous

    OMG, I can’t believe you made a MANTIS reference! Haha, that was freaking sweet!

  • Anonymous

    OMG, I can’t believe you made a MANTIS reference! Haha, that was freaking sweet!

  • Anonymous

    The whole time I was expecting a Half-Life 2 pun. You know, because of the random scream sound effect. If someone doesn’t know what I mean, remember the fast zombies in HL2? Yeeeah.

    Also Sexy Girl #1. ^^

  • Anonymous

    The whole time I was expecting a Half-Life 2 pun. You know, because of the random scream sound effect. If someone doesn’t know what I mean, remember the fast zombies in HL2? Yeeeah.

    Also Sexy Girl #1. ^^

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juha-Torvinen/100000007129372 Juha Torvinen

    That weird screaming sound was in starcraft 1 terran academy building or something if I remember right.. man.. why I remember it even though havent played that game for over 10 years? and yes.. confirmed.. that same damn sound is there. Mixed under drums and trumpets…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juha-Torvinen/100000007129372 Juha Torvinen

    That weird screaming sound was in starcraft 1 terran academy building or something if I remember right.. man.. why I remember it even though havent played that game for over 10 years? and yes.. confirmed.. that same damn sound is there. Mixed under drums and trumpets…

  • http://twitter.com/ir0nMaid3n Joao Almeida

    lol that screaming sound is from starcraft when the piros spawn

  • http://twitter.com/ir0nMaid3n Joao Almeida

    lol that screaming sound is from starcraft when the piros spawn

  • http://twitter.com/ir0nMaid3n Joao Almeida

    @Juha Torvinen
    Yup , when you spawn a pyro you hear that sound

  • http://twitter.com/ir0nMaid3n Joao Almeida

    @Juha Torvinen
    Yup , when you spawn a pyro you hear that sound

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Fun Fact: Ninja’s might always carry a LAW with them, this is just guessing since lets face it, who ever has seen a ninja and has been able to tell people about it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jovan-Stipic/1520802005 Jovan Stipic

    spoony could review teletubbies and it would be awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/jalil.granges Jalil Sylar Granges

    haha awesome :D by the way I heard the same screaming noice from the T-fighters :p

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jukka-Alanko/100001327431008 Jukka Alanko

    It pays off to be as pimp as Reb Brown is, in case you need fangirls to work as a fucking meat shields from assassin’s bullets.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dimitrios.papadimitriou1 Dimitrios Papadimitriou

    I didn’t think rebruary would hit ultima review levels of meh, but there it is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Wilmshurst/100000002039264 Matthew Wilmshurst

    Whats the intro song, I MUST know…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Wilmshurst/100000002039264 Matthew Wilmshurst

    Whats the intro song, I MUST know…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

    I was really enjoying it…and then…

    Ooh whatcha saaayyy…

    And then lols.

  • Anonymous

    Are you blind Spoony? Reb drops the leg lock on the Thai fighter because the guy f*cking bites him viciously on the leg it’s as clear as day. Get some glasses buddy, I mean seriously.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah I caught that too. Spoony can be a bit on the oblivious side, he also missed the scene afterwards with Reb lying on the table after the fight with a big bite mark on his leg.

      Also Spoony someone has to tell you, that shtick where you tell a mildly offensive joke and play clips of an angry crowd and then go “what, what?” was not funny the first time you did it and it’s not funny the 12th time either, it’s just lame and makes me roll my eyes everytime you do it.
      The last time it was funny was back when Conan O’brien was doing it in 97, stop recycling this lame bit!

      • Anonymous

        Lol Spoony recycles lots of old material it’s just something you get used to with his stuff. The “what, what?” shtick as you call it… yeah it’s pretty old now but it doesn’t offend me nor does the fact that he takes so much material from MST3K. I’m sure he’ll start working new material into his old bag of tricks eventually but until then just enjoy how hilariously bad these movies are ok.

        • Anonymous

          I do enjoy the shittiness of the movies I’m just tired of him recycling so much material especially jokes that other comedians stopped using years ago that’s all.

      • Anonymous

        That joke wasn’t funny even when Conan was doing it and just FYI he wasn’t the first to use it either it’s the hand me down of jokes.

      • Anonymous

        That joke wasn’t funny even when Conan was doing it and just FYI he wasn’t the first to use it either it’s the hand me down of jokes.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah I caught that too. Spoony can be a bit on the oblivious side, he also missed the scene afterwards with Reb lying on the table after the fight with a big bite mark on his leg.

      Also Spoony someone has to tell you, that shtick where you tell a mildly offensive joke and play clips of an angry crowd and then go “what, what?” was not funny the first time you did it and it’s not funny the 12th time either, it’s just lame and makes me roll my eyes everytime you do it.
      The last time it was funny was back when Conan O’brien was doing it in 97, stop recycling this lame bit!

  • Anonymous

    Are you blind Spoony? Reb drops the leg lock on the Thai fighter because the guy f*cking bites him viciously on the leg it’s as clear as day. Get some glasses buddy, I mean seriously.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t want ‘to belabor the point I just hate that old joke otherwise any old material he uses usually doesn’t bother me.

  • Anonymous

    Do you guys know how long we’d have to wait for new reviews if he didn’t recycle some jokes? I mean cut the guy some friggin slack he’s only one man it’s not like he has a writers room coming up with his stuff and sometimes you’ve just have to use old jokes simple as that.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t want to join in with all commets/moaning about Spoony using so many old jokes but the oooh watch say stuff is so fucking done my god, and I’m not just talking in the mainstream but Phelous fucking ran it into the ground last year. How long am I expected to keep finding that shit funny 30 times? It’s done!

    Sorry I didn’t want to start this shit but since other people brought it up.

    • Anonymous

      See that’s what I’m talking about I’ve laughed at the “ooh watch ya say” stuff a year or so ago but now after so much repetition it’s weak sauce. Anyway it’s not like this is going to change anything I’m sure we’ll still be seeing these same jokes a year from now.

  • http://twitter.com/TommyWishow Adolf Hitler

    I would have pulled the trigger several times too if all I got are 4 bullets out of a gun.

  • http://twitter.com/nnecron Necro

    The title sounds like Scooby Doo trying to say February don’t you think?

  • Anonymous

    That stock scream sounds like a Tie-Fighter more than a scream.

    • http://twitter.com/silentishtar Silent Ishtar

      That’s because in a number of the tie-fighter scenes a lot of different stock screams including the infamous “Wilhelm Scream”.

    • http://twitter.com/silentishtar Silent Ishtar

      That’s because in a number of the tie-fighter scenes a lot of different stock screams including the infamous “Wilhelm Scream”.

  • Katrin

    So remember if you get shot at, grab a woman as a meat shield, the female death will make the guy shooting at you go away.

  • http://twitter.com/NapalmWeed Xiuhcoatl Amon

    That scream is used for the Fast Zombies in Zombie Survival on Garry’s Mod. Great Game, damn that scream must be old as hell then.

  • http://twitter.com/NapalmWeed Xiuhcoatl Amon

    That scream is used for the Fast Zombies in Zombie Survival on Garry’s Mod. Great Game, damn that scream must be old as hell then.

  • Anonymous

    Spoony you dingbat how coud you not see that the Kickboxer was biting Reb on the calf?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BDIPEFID27RZ27NQ3RXXDR53UM aucun

    This is a question that i would like the opinion of Spoony: Who would win between Rambo or Reb Brown?

    I looked at First Blood (For those who might not know that the official name of Rambo 1). Personally i think Rambo would win but i don’t completly what Reb Brown capabilities are, i thought you would be able to answer that question. Oh and i am asking this question out of curiosity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    He DOES Look like fuckin Locklear! He could have at least looked like James man. James is awesome.

    Also: I am learning to love Reb Brown :O YEARRRRGGGGGG

  • Anonymous

    Just when you thought a stock scream sound effect couldn’t sound more like a TIE fighter…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Georgakis/558962949 George Georgakis

    The Thai-Kickboxer bit Reb on the calf that’s why he released his arm-lock

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578389824 David Åström

    That scream effect won’t stop haunting me. Ever since I first played Starcraft I started noticing it in old movies, new movies, documentaries, tv-shows and everything else where someone could possibly fit it in at all.

  • http://twitter.com/blackm4niac Torsten Ingendoh

    Gotta love the end credits. Who’s the first person to be mentioned in the cast? “Sexy Girl #1″. This is mindboggling. Second one is “Pilot”. And where is Reb? He’s number fucking 6 on the list. What order is this, order of appearence? That would mean that the first person we get to see in this movie is a nameless Girl that looks sexy, followed by a nameless pilot. Holy shit man. I’m sure that’s not how they sorted those credits. It’s an unwritten law of filmmaking, that you mention the main cast first and then the secondary cast and stuff like extras last.

  • CoHScrapper

    Couldn’t stop lmao when Billy got shot three times
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of course you did..
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of cour-
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of course you did. Mmmm

  • CoHScrapper

    Couldn’t stop lmao when Billy got shot three times
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of course you did..
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of cour-
    BANG! Mmmm whatcha say, Mmm that you only meant well? well of course you did. Mmmm

  • http://aroihkin.livejournal.com/ Aroihkin

    Fuck yeah, Krondor!

  • http://aroihkin.livejournal.com/ Aroihkin

    Fuck yeah, Krondor!

  • Anonymous

    Cage 2: AKA Reb Zappa risks life and limb ro save Hulk and whore

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konstantin-Akhmetov/100000303416185 Konstantin Akhmetov

    The sound effects kinda reminded me of X-Com 3

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Cage 3: Vengeance of Mecha-Takagi and the Ressurection of Lou Feringo through the Portal of Time!

    • NeroAngelo

      how about this
      Cage 3: IN SPAAAAACE

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think it’s the steroids so much as the gamma ray sun lamp!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think it’s the steroids so much as the gamma ray sun lamp!

  • Anonymous

    why did Spoony restart “Whatcha Say” after every time Mr. Takagi fired the gun? he should’ve just let it play out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1207874147 John Done

      Not sure you know a Dear Sister reference when you see one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1207874147 John Done

      Not sure you know a Dear Sister reference when you see one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1207874147 John Done

      Not sure you know a Dear Sister reference when you see one.

  • Anonymous

    why did Spoony restart “Whatcha Say” after every time Mr. Takagi fired the gun? he should’ve just let it play out.

  • Anonymous

    Is that fan some sort of Fast Zombie from Ravenholm?

  • Anonymous

    Is that fan some sort of Fast Zombie from Ravenholm?

  • Anonymous

    ‘Save your breath, asshole’? What is… I… What?! xS

  • Anonymous

    Also, hats off to you for the ‘Whatcha Say’ bit, that was fantastic. >xD

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YAJZFM5XPELBII6MA5C4Q2R7VQ Anonymous

    You take that censorship of the chinese boobies right now!

    Oh and Palpatine is fucking ugly.

  • spookydonkey03

    you should have put in an audio clip from Metal Slug “rocket launcher!” at the end when the kung fu master guy pulls out that rocket launcher! awesome review btw reb brown for president of the 80s

  • Anonymous

    In the armbar that Reb did to the Thai kickboxer, the boxer bit him on the leg, you’ll notice. That’s why he let it go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Gilfillan/1681085004 Daniel Gilfillan

    That ending where Lou gets up doesn’t even seem like it was done on purpose, almost like they just kept the camera rolling after a cut and decided later they had to add in some sequel bait and luckily they had it in the can.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Gilfillan/1681085004 Daniel Gilfillan

    That ending where Lou gets up doesn’t even seem like it was done on purpose, almost like they just kept the camera rolling after a cut and decided later they had to add in some sequel bait and luckily they had it in the can.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tamás-Peták/100001301123199 Tamás Peták

    That screaming  effect is just like the one that the zergs do in starcraft 1.

    • Constantin-Alexander Gresens

      No, its the scream you get when you click on the academy…which is a terran structure…

      • Anonymous

        It’s nicknamed the Howie scream, or the “Youraagh!” scream.  Search “howie scream” on YouTube and you’ll see a bunch of stuff it’s used in.

  • Anonymous

    You know, going back and seeing the scene of Reb Brown using those girls as human shields, while he stays safe and sound reminds me of one thing.

    Taken from a well-known Critic: “OUR HERO, ladies and gentlemen!”

  • Anonymous

    Reb Brown looks like Al Snow in that Wig. How come there are no “got head” jokes?

  • Anonymous

    haha, fucking cage, like johnny, COLLLLLLA

  • paul cook

    Is that chris hansen? take a seat!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6HMTHYLJKFDPCLYCJDTVEFHNNE Tom

    I did NOT expect a Betrayal at Krondor reference in this review :D

  • Zejex

     Actually judging from their white belt exercises, the only one who practice karate is the guy to the right, he looks like he has been served a Kuro-Obi

  • TurboDick

    Spoony has the best fake mustache of any action or comedy movie has ever made we need more spoony mustache.

  • S B

    Spoony reads Axe Cop?

    I now officially love Spoony even more.

  • MichaelT

    “Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth…..Banner!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Kilkowski/583400802 Bruce Kilkowski

    Hey- Takagi has a revolver, a six shot gun. He fired four shots. How the hell did he run out of ammo?

    • NeroAngelo

      maybe he only loaded 4 shots

  • Zipper Dragon

    O.O Damn….I wanna go out that way. Either 2 guns, or straight up firing an M60 into the air.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sang-Hee/740335916 Sang Hee

    That dreadful scream he was referring to a couple of times was also used in Starcraft when you click on Academy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kira.crockett.35 Kira Crockett

    Did anyone else notice that the helicopter Mr. Takagi was supposedly flying away in was completely different from the one that was blown up with a bazooka?
    Continuity failing stock footage to the rescue!

  • The Janitor

    The first line in the credits cast is the actor for Sexy Girl #1.

    Guess they had their priorities straight.

  • NeroAngelo

    did they turn billy into michael meyers?

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