Spoony confronts the last of his Dungeons & Dragons demons in the form of Skullduggery! Like Mazes & Monsters, it’s a far-out game.
Welcome back Spoony! We have missed you.
Trottel is German for “idiot”. How fitting.
That must be where the German immigrants sent their village idiots after realizing it would’ve been wiser to leave them in Europe XD
And was batshit crazy imagery and nonsene a thing back in the 80′s? Mazes & Monsters brought us this weirdo with his hat shtick, but Skullduggery takes the cake Oo
Its been forever since hes done a review
Lovin the t-shirt
I wanna play the WARLOCK!!
Welcome Back Spoony. Great to see back. :)
A-fucking-mazing review. Welcome back spoony!
We missed you Spoony! Can’t wait for the rest of Final Fantasy X-2! :)
Spoony I’m so happy to see you doing reviews again, if you need another bad movie to review, i suggest the knowing.
Totally called the “Oreo” trick. A good joke!
Was the country that guy was from in the play called “Morerapia”? More-Rape-Ia? Writer must’ve had some repressed sexual issues considering the dude that keeps making sex jokes and this “country”… BTW: That magician look really works for you, Spoony lol
Anyway… so basically this movie is a slam on tabletop RPGs saying that they will make you into a perverted murderer… Right…
I’m guessing the lipstick is leftovers from Suburban Knights. Hopefully.
1. Glad you’re back!
2. In your magician attire you vaguely resemble Tim Curry, and that is by no means a bad thing.
3. What, no Santiago reference from Interview With The Vampire, or am I too old now?
Back, and with a vengeance! This may well be the best Spoon review in a long time. Seeing Spoony holding a bear, a bowl of chips and a dog, a look of utter confusion in his face and mouthing “What the fuck?” needs to be on a t-shirt! I want to say it’s my favourite moment in the review, but Spoony getting arrested for incest had me laughing harder than I thought I could.
Well done, Spoony One! Well done! :)
That was well worth the wait! Here’s hoping for more goodness to come :)
“Skull-dah-gah-ree… skull-dah-gah-ree…” I’m gonna have that damn song stuck in my head all day.
with that first scene with the magician… they could do the George Méliès trick… which was used in, i dunno, !!!1895!!!
I want to see more of Spoony the Magician in the future.
I’m sorry for dropping this here but it had to be shared somewhere that its going to be seen right now, spoony no everyone please link this video to as many people as you can before CBS lobbies for its removal, its sickening, i had no idea just how far back the planning for SOPA went, i never knew such evil existed, at least i prayed it didn’t.
ps- haven’t watch this the review yet but am about to, have a good Christmas everyone.
Spoony blowing a condom… there’s a straight line if ever I heard one.
I don’t see why they couldn’t shell out the cash for Copperfield. I mean he did “Terror Train” just a couple years before! Surely they had the budget, I mean it’s not like they spent money for effects… Or actors. Or writers.
Oh God. Not this movie. I’ve watched this fucker in at least two different states of altered consciousness and it still didn’t help. I was just as confused and angry by the end of it every time. Not even a cute dog or cookies could have made it more watchable.
And welcome back, Spoony, by the way. You really need to plant more claymore mines in your house or something so these freaks will stop getting in. At least the cop didn’t flashbang your room.
Damn, this movie is hilariously bad and for some reason, when I listen to the theme song, “Can you read” sounded more like “Keanu Reeve”. o_O
Also, when you were doing the magician, you can see Oreo in the background watching you like “wtf?” then disapear not long after. It’s either funny and scary, your call. XD
Anyway, thanks for another awesome video, as always and I am glad to see you back. Can’t wait to see the next. :)
Everytime I see an Internet review I keep on thinking “This film, video game cannot be worse then the last review.” However I keep on being proved wrong. Fantastic review as always and I glad that you’re back. :-)
SO happy you’re back!! I haven’t watched the review yet because I’m going to stupid work soon but now I have something to look forward to when I come home, YAY!
Awesome! Don’t take too much pressure, make things as you like and as they feel right. Carry on!
I used to have conherent thoughts. But then I learned there’s a movie called Skullduggery. Does anyone know what we just saw? It’s like watching drive by insanity. Love the review Spoony.
Great stuff. I’m so happy you’re better. The magician scene made me laugh as hell. Even your brother has a cameo. I totally love this!
hmm… I thought that Dr. Evil would turn out to be the magician. also I think the puzzle pieces meant that Dr. Evil was controlling all of this and pulling every string (including Dr. Gorilla’s luck)
Good to see you home Spoony! Just be careful, take it easy and have a very happy holiday. Take care and heres to a new set of reviews in 2012
Can i get a fuck yeah!?
All hail the Spoony One!
5:50 is just pure awesome epicness.
“Ah, fuck it!”
Dude, that’s great to see back. You look very well. I’m glad.
By the way, Spoony the prestidigitator is a great character. I’d like to see him comme back (he’d be great with big, hairy eyebrows, too). Miles the brutal policeman is a nice character, too.
Am i the only one to think the knight in full plate armor should fight with a raw chicken ?
Spoony, great to see you doing reviews again! Also, don’t sweat it if you can’t get full-length reviews done quickly, the vlogs and countermonkeys are still really enjoyable too.
So am I the only one that mis-read that cover as Skullbuggery? ¬_¬
It’s good to see you back and in top form! This was absolutely hysterical.
Am I the only one who acts on the urge to grab a guitar every time the intro music plays?
Hey! That Death card the guy pulled (around the 3:20 mark or so) was from the Aquarian tarot! I have that deck! Awesome! :D
The parody of that magician scene was hilarious! Laughed my ass off with that condom balloon trick. What an awful movie. Good job in ripping it a new one.
Was there any dialogue going on during that party, I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention, those tits were WAY too distracting…well, at least this movie did ONE thing better than Mazes & Monsters: it gave us something better to watch!
And Holy Hell, the Magician (movie and Spoony versions) weirded me out even more than Tommy Chong marveling over the Oven-Skates at the end. That music alone will haunt my nightmares for weeks.
And of course, it’s great to see Spoony back doing what he does best! In fact, with all the D&D stuff from Counter-Monkey and me re-watching the old Dragonlance NES game reviews (auughhhh), I was actually inspired to buy the Dragonlance Chronicles book (in a convenient Bigass Trilogy Edition!) and am very much enjoying it and can’t wait to finish this one so I can get started on the Twins Trilogy next.
So I really want to thank Spoony and his love for D&D for inspiring me to get that!
I have a magnetic poetry calender, Spoony. You’re not alone! Awesome video by the way, good to see you back man!
Hmm. So Dr. Evil can afford Italy, but not France? Chateau Malice is a much more entertaining name. Aaaand I can actually picture a Village People member and Alex playing bouncers at Chateau Malice.
That being said, a very lovely return, Spoony. Greatly enjoyed the review. :)
Welcome back Spoony :)
My contract with my internet provider finished yesterday, I was so angry that it has cut off right when you get your latest video out, I had to go in a McDonald’s just for that XD
That was freaking hilarious, I tried to be as silent as possible in the restaurant, but couldn’t resist to laugh so hard sometime, great vid :)
Moravia? I live in Moravia. What an odd stage play. O_o
Als Granny Smith apples are green, right?
Anyone else start to hum “Puttin’ on the Ritz” for some reason?
Great to see a new review =).
as for the movie: What the… I don’t even… my brain… gnnaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh…
180 IQ? Is that the American scale, where 180 is equal to 102 on the normal scale? The measure of IQ is pretty messed up.
Anyways, I was quite curious about IQ once, and I tried mensa.dk’s test, and on 3 scales – at the end – I scored 128/134/145, however this was obviously not true. When I was 7 got tested by the schoolpsychiatrist and I had in 116 in categorizing and 98 in something else… *shrug*.My father did the mensa.dk test too, and he scored the same as I, and he though it could be fun to find out the closest result, so he with no intentions of joining mensa (we all know it is some kind of circle jerking), he went to one of their tests because they are very careful, and he scored 108 (You need around 130 to become a member).It doesn’t matter at all really, my father is an engineer, and people with a measured IQ just below the standard can achieve this.I have heard that the better connection there is between your brain halves the more sharp you are. So that could be the definition, however people are intelligent on different areas of the brain, so they naturally find their own way of learning and interpret the world. it can all varie, and some people might be really sharp on being creative, but it can necessary be measured, and some people are just sharp at storing on their brain, so they score 200 in IQ tests like Rick Rosner. Maybe they have found some sort of vein in their head and use it to it’s maximum potential.A fun fact is, that the standard IQ raise 3 points every decade for now (100 is set as the majority of people, so the bar raises), maybe it is because everyone learn much more these days than for about 100 years ago, so more and more people can figure out the tests, be divirgent.I just believe in my family that we are just average, but even though we are the atheistic protestants type of family, we admire the intellectual, basicly we can get away saying we are jews, because of their culture.Anyways, it is all about making lemonade out of the lemons you got, the more you force your brain into looking at things differently… that is what makes you intellectual.
Magician scene made my day! Great video
Suddenly I can only see this as how Spoony actually got Oreo.
Great review as always, and buying a magician comstume and make up just to make that joke, that is fucking awesome.
You just made my day.
Great to have you back!
I just wanted to say: Welcome back Spoony! I wish you a Merry Christmas! :)
Good to have you back, man. Merry Christmas to you, Miles and Oreo…
My reaction to seeing Spoony as the magician:
…… *Spoony pulls out a condom* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It brought new meaning to “giving a blow job”. LOL
Also, yaaaaaay, Oreo got into a review~
And was that piece of shit supposed to make any sense at all?
yep, spoonys shirt says it all. and star wars really does suck.
LMAO! I’d totally hire you to perform magic at my birthday party!
OMG im having right now the weirdest orgasm in my life
Seconded. Hold my hand.
“your under arrest for child porn!-smack! smack- LOL! Your brother cracks me up :)
As a German, I was pretty surprised, they called the town “Trottelville”. Trottel means idiot, jerk or other various synonyms…
Welcome back, Spoony.
And oh god how long has it been since last time I heard the Irresponsibles on this site, feels so good.
Oh man. I saw your Tweet when you posted this, but I fell back asleep. Then when I woke up I thought I’d just DREAMED that you posted a new video.
Dreams really do come true~!
This was… It was… What WAS this? And then you, and the magician costume, and the condom and the balloon animal and OREO… I think I scared the neighbors down the hall when I started cackling like a hyena on laughing gas. Oh god. My sides hurt.
Seriously, was this movie trying to be a bad D&D-based Twin Peaks dream sequence? I just don’t get it. It wasn’t even effective mind-fuckery, it was just random shit thrown together in an attempt to be… What, creepy? Deep? Avant-garde? Arresting? It was none of those things!
And for the record, I totally remember magnetic poetry, because I have the “dirty” version. There are several absurdly filthy poems stuck to my fridge right now. (Ah, nothing like covering your food storage unit in metered verse pornography.)
This was a great review, Spoony. You’re better than ever. So glad I had today off so I could enjoy this at my leisure. Oreo in her first supporting role! Miles beating you down! Gorilla suit! The fucking magician costume! Yeah, this one’s getting a re-watch.
Welcome back, man. It was well worth the wait.
Awesome review Spooney, definitely worth the wait time!
So many funny things in it, and I just laughed so hard about the magician part where as you do the balloon animal you can just see your dog in the background sitting there and thinking, “wtf is going on?” xD
Kickass, a new video just in time for my birthday and a superb one at that. Awesome return to form, Spoony, thanks for the all the laughs.
Yay Spoony is back!
So that’s where Oreo comes from. It is made of black-and-white cookies called Oreo and a condom baloon poodle
First, awesome you’re back, Spoony.
Second, the hell was that? Good grief talk about pointless pain.
And was the sexual innuendo guy the same guy who played Alucard in Dracula: The Series?
Nice to know not only did these people not know anything about D&D they knew nothing about Tarot since Death is rarely if ever meant to symbolize actual Death. Death is usually a card meaning change.
It’s like someone went through their mom’s old role play box and went, “wow, I could make a movie out of these cards, dice and nurses uniform?”
I don’t know, screw this movie. Enjoyed the review though, Spoony, welcome back.
Woo hoo new video good to see you back spoony. And spit my drink with the I didn’t kill them scene in the beginning :P Fucking Brilliant.
Great vid Spoony. Welcome back! Best Christmas Present Ever!
Oh my god, perfect timing! Today’s my birthday. :D
Ok. Thanks for the Deadly Bees reference. You are awesome.
Ha! I would so hire Magician!Spoony for ANY party.
This movie just dripped Film Student Final Project.
And welcome back, Spoony. Glad to see you’re doing better.
Spoony is BACK!
We missed you man
What…the…fuck? What was that movie? I’m so confused! Welcome back, though. Merry Christmas and all associated holidays.
Now that Spoony has posted a new video, I just keep getting awesome movie references going through my head.
“The SpoonyOne Strikes Back”
“Return of the Antwiler”
“Raiders of the Lost Snark”
“Paws” (Since Oreo is in the video)
“Army of Farkness”
Feel free to add your own!
“Lord of the Snark: return of the Antwiler (or Spoonyone)”
Mega Snark vs Giant Oreoctopus….
The Spoony 2: Lord of Mortal Tekken Kombat! ;-)
Yay, welcome back Spoony.
*actually watches the video now*
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SPOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!! Glad to see you back man! I normally don’t comment but this is a monumental occasion! Let us celebrate! I haven’t even watched the review, just so glad to see you doing your spoony-thing! . . . . Wait, that sounds wrong. Huh. . . Anyway, I hope this means you are doing better man? I was rooting for you. I won’t go on any longer, I have an awesome review to watch!
Spoony’s back, baby!
Ok, how do you not tell your wife that you have promised her unborn child, to an evil deity? Did he just forget?
The first bit, with the medieval guys, cracked me up. It’s a shame we couldn’t follow those guys instead..
How does a King only have 2 guards that were so easily killed!?
Woot! Great to see you back, and in top form as well! And Miles must be so proud to be able to add “Dr. Sex Gorilla” to his list of characters :P
“Dr. Sex Gorilla” sounds like an awesome but weird porn parody of Grey’s Anatomy.
Spoony One! You have returned and all are rejoicing! All Glory to the Spoony One!
That was weird as hell. Half of the scenes made no sense and had nothing to do with anything.
Great to have you back Spoony =D
I can’t tell you how happy a day this is for me now!
Spoony’ back, baby!!
Ok, how do you not tell your wife that you’ve promised your soul to an evil entity, who might come to collect his debt someday? Did he just forget?
The part with the medieval folks, cracked me up. It’s a shame we couldn’t follow those characters, instead of the pretentious drivel that tries to pass it self off as a plot.
Great review, the bit with the magician was pure gold! And quite a fitting origin story for Oreo.
Great reivew oh Spoony One.
Enjoy a Merry Christmas and have a happy New Year!
yeaah spoony is back great! and you are looking much healthier as well good for you to end the year in a good way, happy holidays spoon!
you know it kinda makes me wonder why he didn’t just wait 2 more days to give us this for Christmas on the 25th
ok, this movie isn’t not EXACTLY in the christmas spirit, but who cares? the return of spoony is the christams gift to the fans, so to speak
Awesome. Good to have you back <3
I loved the whole review, but nothing made me smile more than hearing you say you were back. Let’s me say you were greatly missed!
I though I should write something more here since I have awaited this day for soooooooo long.
WELCOME BACK SPOONY!
It is simply wonderful to see you doing something and seemingly enjoying it a lot too.
I watch you videos over and over again because I can not get enough of you wonderful sense of humour, comedic timing and charming personality.
Wow, this seems more and more like a fangirl letter, guess I am a fanboy.
It is obvious that there are so many people who adore your work and are almost extatic about your return. But please don’t let this become a new kind of preassure on you and feel that you have to return to making videos at your usual rate right away.
Take the time you need to take care of yourself and take all this praise for what it is: We are all happy to see you doing better.
So take your time, and make 2012 a good year for you.
Seasons greetings from Sweden.
Hey Spoony, first time commenting, long-time fan: it’s definitely good to see you back. This year has almost been like a Hollywood script – a knight in snarking armor rides high into the new year, then loses the woman he loves and battles through the pain and illness, travels to a distant land to battle a great evil (SOPA), and then makes a triumphant return home at the end of the year to his kingdom of snark to an adoring public which never lost faith. We’ll call it: Eregon, NO WAIT! The Snarkmaster! Hmmmm, no, we’ll just call it The Trials and Tribulations of The Spoony One.
I smell a clip-show / documentary / autobiography…
Dude! Free Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale! Fuck yeah!
wow, Spoony did some work! I;d have been fired from my job for being so unproductive
Good to have you back Spoony.
Dude awesome that you are back.
And Trottelville? Kinda fitting, Trottel is german for idiot.
I love Oreo just sitting there watching Stage Magician Spoony. And then Oreo just “magically appears”
Hooray! Good to see you back! What a good Christmas this is turning out to be. You are looking well I must say :)
This movie makes me feel like I just met up with the guys from my intro to philosophy class at the local community college and did a bunch of morphine and LSD with them.
Good to have u back spoony, haha you as the magician was great, saw oreo in the backround when you were preforming ^^
Hey there Spoony long time fan just now got over shyness to comment here and man did I pick a good time this was a perfect movie for you to review.
I remeber seeing this movie when I was just a little kid and I laughed my ass off at how stupid the premise was and the lack of plot.
Great to see one of my favorite entertainers is back.
welcome back. here is too many more shows
IT’S A REVIEW! :D A review with theme song and everything! BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!!!
XD Welcome back, Spoony!
Welcome back, Spoony, glad to see you back to doing reviews. Thanks for the wonderful…okay, great…er-good…half-decent?…Well, thanks for the informative Skull-drug-gery review, I shall proceed to never watch that movie ever. Even with your reviewing, that movie was painful to watch; it reminded me of watching the students try to act in my high school theater.
Anyway, Happy Holidays to you, Miles and Oreo! See you in the new year!
Ring the bells, pour the wine, and shoot the neighbors, Spoony is back, baby!
Excelent review. Funny and hysterical in so many places, especially Magician!Spoony’s apperance and Oreo’s debute on TSE.
Movie, itself, is fucked up, confusing as hell, and laughably bad. Thanks for reviewing something rarer, stupider and worse than Mazes and Monsters.
Happy holidays to you, Miles, and Oreo and welcome back.
I dig the reviews but counter monkey is equally awesome
Actually, y’know that first mystery guy-puzzle piece shot reminds me of? “Future events such as these will effect you, in the future!”
Holy crapnuggets that was one awful looking movie. Spoony, I think you get the award for “weirdest shit a critic has the balls to review.” Yeah, Cinema Snob watches some eff’ed up shit, but at least he can distract himself with porn (sometimes for weeks at a time).
Also, tell me you weren’t disappointed when you learned they stuck Chuck Norris into Expendables 2, and not Reb Brown.
You mean a live action Transformers movie that doesn’t suck ass. As silly as the original Trasnformers the Movie was, it was still enjoyable.
Great to have you back man, you seemed like you were having a lot of fun with this one, and it was a lot of fun to watch.
*Puts Oreo cookies in tophat* *Noah’s dog appears out from it*
I see what you did there >_>
Good to have you back, Spoony
best review in a looong time, the hiatus has definatley worked in your favour in this review, keep up the good work spoony :D
Happy to see your finally back Spoony! Great review of a shity movie hell i thought Dungeons and Dragons was a bad film BUT this THIS this makes the movie “The Room” look decent Never thought i’d say that.
I physically shuddered when you said this wasn’t as good as mazes and monster. I didn’t think that was possible (apart from Tommy Wiseau’s work). Glad to see you’re back, but don’t overwork yourself!
Glad to see you back in action; much love spoon babe.
Someone tried to made a deep artistic movie but didn’t really succeed. Ok, lets face it, this movie is awful. Insane and awful. But I don’t know, maybe during the movie you just accustom to all that weird things little by little but still, it don’t help to understand it at all.
Spoony, I’m so glad you’re back. I missed your reviews. This was awesome and funny and brilliant and I love everything about it. Plus Oreo is impossibly cute.
I lol’d more than i should have at the orea joke….
Awesome to see you back Spoony, and may i say thats one Weird movie
I was planning to go through your archive of reviews; imagine my surprise when I see a new video that isn’t a vlog! Yay
Awesome! Glad to see you back, Spoony!
I guess someone already said it, but “Trottel” is german for “jerk”.
Welcome Back Spoony!! Good to see you As funny as ever, Look forward to whatever else you bring to the table.
I’ve been waiting for many things this Christmas season, like new books, 3rd season of BBC’s Merlin on dvd in Nordic countries, a musical I booked tickets for, New Year’s nightover at my best friends place and so on… I know I’ll get all this. This review I didn’t wait for and yet it made me really happy, because it surprised me. <3 Thank you, Spoony – it was an amazing gift. Nice to see you in a review again.
Welcome back Noah, it’s nice to see you have your groove back. Welcome. Merry Christmas! I am glad your back.
An excellent return to form Mr. Antwiler! God, I missed you.
Yay, you managed to get Oreo into a review somewhere :D I laughed at the gag as well :)
So this movie is basically American Psycho as directed by David Lynch?
Anyway, great review!
Glad you’re back, Spoony :) Even if I didn’t feel like you were really gone – I especially enjoyed your d&d tales (and explanations; I never played a d&d game before).
I find it hard to conceive that crap like this Skullduggery flick could ever be created :D Trottelville was a fitting name indeed.
Looking forward to more videos!
Happy holidays & greetings from Germany
Where IS Burton?
Watch Linkara’s Wrath of Khan #3 video, and you’ll figure it out. This also explains why Spoony’s having a new logo made. It’s pretty nice of him, and I suppose he can always finish making one of those other robots.
Wait, what? They’re connected?
I just thought Sephiroth took &/or killed him
Oh my god XD I see now what new skill you learned.
I completely cracked up by the unexpected apperance of the magician, that was just hillarious XD And the tricks even more so XD
The movie is really stupid tough. Good god. It did make a good basis for a review tough ^^
Especially after you’ve been telling us so many funy D&D storys lately.
Great to see you back in action dude, you’re better than ever!
OMG! This was so awesome! I just watche plinketts new review of Indiana Jones and I realy enjoyed this much, much more.
Thank you Spoony for giving us this abomination of a movie!
Spoony as “Creepy Magician”
I hope Spoony brings the Magician into future reviews for goofy Magic related gags like Dr. Insano does regarding SCIENCE!
Maybe the Magician will befriend Chuckles.
Please don’t make Magician a recurring character. For that matter, I’m not a big fan of Chuckles or Doc Insano either.
Sounds like you’re in the wrong place then,
besides, these are just suggestions. I doubt Spoony sees these comments.
Damn glad you´re back, man, and in great form as always! Have a Merry Christmas, and we will all be here for New Year!
And the Shining was creepy!
“Skullfuckery” would have been a better name, because it fucks with your mind something fierce.
Oh, and welcome back, Spoony!
spoony is back in business baby!!
I love everything you do, but I have really missed you reviews and this one was epic!!!
Glad to have you back! great review :P Hope you’re feeling better.
Always good to see another of your reviews man . Glad to have you back .
Merry Christmas and may the God of Gamers have mercy upon ye
I just have one thing to say
BEST T-SHIRT FRASE EVER
Fantastic review Spoony. It was well worth the wait. Glad to have you back!
Kiddos to Miles for being Dr. Sex Gorilla
Great review and welcome back. All I can say about the film from what you’ve shown is a confusing mess. If the whole movie is like that then I don’t know how you did it, but some how you sat through it and let me tell you that is some fucking dedication thank you sir. As for future reviews while I am looking forward to X2, I’m mostly looking forward to Ultima 8 cuz well it’s been keeping me entertained from the start and I want to see how one your favorite RPG series, besides D&D and everything else you’ve mentioned, either fell or was once again awesome up until Ultima 9 which again I can’t wait for.
LOL awesome review, great to see you back!
My favourite magic trick in this movie was when the stoner pulled roller skates out of an oven. I bet he was the magician the whole time! what a twist
Great to see you back and with a great review too@twitter-63424095:disqus
Just surprised there wasn’t a Fantasy Island reference when Doc Evil showed up
Glad to have you back Spoony, I was in tears when you impersonated the queer magician.
ees a chrismas miracol.
YES, the bard is back! Christmas has come early this year!
I remember watching this movie a few years back with a few friends. Now, usually those guys snark about everything, but in case of this movie everybody was dead silent. A few minutes after the end of the movie someone broke this silence with a single: “Whaa?”, which, I think, actually sums up this atrocity quite well. Other then one chuckle due to “Trottelville” in the beginning (which can’t be coincidence, but only a handfull of people outside of Germany would understand) there is nothing redeemable about this piece of crap.
Well, other than this review of course. Great work, Spoony. One of the best in recent times, to be sure. So good to have you back.
Ahhh best Christmas present ever. So happy to see you back :’
i dont even know where you find this kinda stuff man…
good to see you back :)
It’s a Merry Ecks-Mas after all. :’D
Oh God. The fruity magician bit. I died when you made the condom animal.
MY SAVIOR HATH RETURNED!!!!!!!!
I thought you were gone for good. Glad to see you back and making vids.
OH MY GOSH HE REALLY WAS A MAGICIAN! Oreo was there one moment and gone the next!
or is it more magical that she actually sat still for a whole 13 seconds?
Did anyone else notice the tic tac toe board in Dr. Evil’s lair?
Geez. What a fuckin downer. They didn’t even try and make some kind of anti-D&D message. Unless it was saying that when you LARP you inevitably murder innocent people?
Welcome back Mr. Spoon
Goddamn, it’s good to see you back, Spoony. Loved seeing Oreo as part of the act!
Also, what DID happen to Burton? I mean, he’s been missing since the start of… August, was it?
It’s wonderful to see you back Spoony!
ALRIGHT! SPOONY IS BACK! YESSSSSSSS!
Also… I bet Burton being missing has something to do with Linkara’s storyline
That part with the Spoongician really cracked me up.
What is the point of this movie?! It doesn’t seem to have any real flow or anything with what it’s doing, What is this thing?! This is the most random thing I’ve seen since Bo-bo-bo-bobobo-whatever.
dude ive seen bobo-bobobo-bo and trust me this is nothing in comparison, but it is up there. Not to mention the fact that bobobo did what it did on purpose this thing was just such a failure it didnt know that granny smiths are the green kinda apples
Welcome back Spoons… and what in the hell did I just watch?
spoonsworth, welcome back! you are better than ever! i hope you are in good health!
Finally! Welcome back, sir…
Wooohoo! Welcome back Spoony! The clock is currently 02:10 AM here in Sweden, but now I can’t get to sleep. :P Gotta watch this! :)
Yelling like that you sound a bit like Tom Servo. And while
I normally don’t really like your side characters I really enjoyed the Spoony
Magician and of course Oreo. Welcome back and thanks for the review. Merry Christmas.
*Hits the buzzard* Time out! Flag on the play! Um, Spoony, not to correct or accuse YOU of being wrong, but I need some clarification here. I just did a quick search for Wendy Crewson -I didn’t know she played the wife in Air Force One. Cool! But anyway. The point of the matter is: You said, “Actually, Skullduggery was made before Mazes and Monsters”. IMDB has Mazes and Monsters (tv movie) 1982 and says Skullduggery ’83. Now, Skullduggery could have very well been MADE before M&M, just released later, I can understand that, or you could have been referring to the 1970′s Skullduggery, starring Burt Reynolds… I’m just a little confused is all. I mean, with all due respect, please, don’t tell me you’re slipping. NOT YOU, SPOONY!!
Ha! Thanks for The Deadly Bees reference…the moment I saw that magician tip his hat with the similar weird music playing it was the first thing I thought.
This movie is so incredibly odd… How could you even make a movie like this. A prentiously arty, underbudget film with absolutely no direction to speak of… What did this movie even set out to do? It seems more about disguises than escapism.
Also, incredibly clever Oreo cameo!
I hope you’re finally doing well, Spoony; and I mean permanently. I’m glad I got to enjoy another one of your satirical reviews during the holidays.
I love the fact that you found a clever and entertaining way to use Oreo as part of your review. I guess I got everything that I wanted from you this Christmas.
Now take a break and have a wonderful time until after New Year’s, o.k.? :-)
Burton is missing, Pollo transmitted his brain to somewhere on the planet…
I loved the magician character.
Hilarious and brilliant review – SO worth the wait!
Maaaaaaaaan, Spoony sure came back with a bang — this is probably one of the best videos ever posted by him. The magician parody scene had me in hysterics, and noticing Oreo creeping in the background was pretty nice. :D
lol ilu noah <3 loved your magician spoof <3
Interesting that you wear that shirt and upload this video the day Plinkett’s “Crystal Skull” review came out…
Great to see you back. I got some big laughs out of this review and it’s probably now one of my favorites. Have a great Christmas and New Years!
To those wondering about Burton’s disapearance and trying to connect it to Linkara’s stuff, go check out the last FFX-2 video again. Whoever our shadowy badguy is(I quite enjoyed the 4th wall jokes at the end of this video, btw), they’ve got Burton.
That was weird.
I know what magnetic poetry is… though I’ve only had maybe 2 minutes at most with it. I still know what Spoony’s talking about.
Spoony is a major talent and hope to see more and more videos… I have made it through some tough times myself! TGWTG in general has been there to help me forget when I hit a little rough patch. I specifically remember watching Spoony’s videos during a life changing event that had me down… Keep up the great work!
I used to have those magnetic poetry words in my school locker only a few years ago!
Oh damn, I was laughing so hard at the part where you’re dressed as a magician!
You turned oreos into Oreo! My god!
Oh god, I hate when movies pull out the “tarot death means death, tarot devil means demons and evil sorcery!”.. It’s quite insulting, in fact.
Yeah, like in Sherlock Holmes 2.
I still hate the fast-slow art style. It’s an irrational pet peeve, but UGH! It was the only way they could disguise just how impossible it would be for Holmes and company to escape A GROUP OF ARMED THUGS AND A MORTAR TEAM LOBBING FUCKING BOMBS AT THEM!
Apparently, all you have to do is run in a straight line, and they won’t even stop to shoot.
Great to have you back, Spoony! I hope you’re starting to feel better.
Also.. ROLLERSKATES, MAAN! That’s aaaawesome, dude! Let’s get stoned!
I Used To Be A Murder Like You, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee . . .
YAY!!! Spoony is back! I’m so happy It’s great to have you back!!!
So glad to see you back, Spoony! When you popped in at the end to say you were back, I got a huge grin on my face :D When you come back, you don’t mess around. This was some of your best stuff, and I especially loved the Spoony magician and the inclusion of Oreo. Wonderful Christmas present :)
Great to see you back in the win column. Quite the Xmas present and I’m sure most the place would agree with that. BTW I know you get this all the time but that dog is too fucking cute.
How could they screw up a movie with a ceeewwl ass name like Skullduggery!?
Hey, however made this or wrote that Adam and Eve bit in that “Talent” show scene was racist as that snake was using Yiddish!
At 1st I thought this could’ve been a weird but ok old horror movie set around a crazy dude thinking his D&D game was real but from what you showed it was confusing as hell. I’ve seen better movies in 8 movies for a dollar disc!
The Magician Spoony I thought was about to do something really creepy the condom! But, after the last few bits he’s become an interesting new character to add to your catalog!
Was that Miles as the cop beating your ass!? Good JOB!!
Oreo got her cameo!
I like the armor and props they used here!
Wow, I wish the nurses at all the hospitals I’ve visited were that “nice”! That was the kinkiest hospital too! And is it just me or did the scene where he killed the Nurse outside the church remind anybody else of the Omen!?
I’m absolutely shocked and surprised no Frank the Rabbit from Donny Darko when the dude showed up in the bunny suit with a switchblade! Or, a Silent Hill reference!
It’s good to see you back, man! Glad you could make one last review video before the year ended! :D
don’t forget about the donate button people!
“…and Granny Smith apples are green, and those apples are clearly red!”
Man, Spoony’s been inventing a lot of drinking games lately. I blame Twilight for his obvious alcoholism.
YOU WILL RESPECT OFFICER ANTWILLER!!! FIGHTING CRIMES, SAVING LIVES!!!
Is anyone getting a strong “Revenge of the House of User” vibe from this movie? Everything’s dark and grainy, and the mood is mysterious and shadowy, and the plot makes no fucking sense. Y’know, things like that.
Here’s hoping that the stream of videos keeps up! Happy Holidays everybody!
God damn was that bad. You sure picked a good movie to review(By that I mean really bad). But where the hell is this town in any state “USA” where women everywhere just come on to you for no apparent reason? I’d sure love to live there, where hot nurses want to blow you at first sight. It reminds me of that “Love Potion Number 9″ movie, but at least there, the movie had a REASON for chicks being instantly seduced by the man. Wtf reason did this movie give for it? His hair? Was he using a secret axe body spray prototype that never made it to market? EXPLAIN MOVIE. EXPLAIN. Many people would say that movie sucks… but compared to shit like this… it’s fuking award material.
Well OBVIOUSLY it’s because he rolled a 7 Charisma Score!
…no seriously, I think that’s the reason.
LONG LIVE THE SPOONYONE!
Long live the Spoony One!
YES! welcome back spoony, hope everything’s going well on your end :D
You’re back! And we’re SO FREAKIN’ HAPPY!
Excellent review, terrible movie, looking forward to your snark once more!
Heh, joke’s on Adam for murdering the Tarot Reader. The Death card almost never means a literal demise, but usually refers to something which ends so a new thing begins.
Unless… naw, I’m giving this movie to much credit. They went for the cheap “Death card” scare. I mean, they couldn’t even pick one of the other scary cards, like the Devil or the Tower. Or the 10 of Swords, that’s a fun card.
Very well done. An excellent find. I wonder how many evil D&D geek movies there are out there.
“ooh a clumsy, average looking oaf. I need this man’s cock inside me stat”
It was well worth the wait for a new review.
Welcome back Spoony we missed you, and nice Oreo cameo too. I loved that look she gave the camera while you were holding her ^^
About time Oreo starts earning her keep!
Great to see a new review! This is one of those movies that would have been shown during the late night movie shows on local tv stations at 2am when I was a kid.
Glad to see you back Spoony. Been a long wait but worth it.
Oh, and I’m 22 and I’m familiar with fridge poetry, so don’t think yourself old yet.
Oh God. I get the middle finger at the end. Its’ a reference to when the…protagonist(?) pointlessly flipped off that other guy when they were cleaning up their game.
After seeing the evil jester on the wall I just have to say this:
Oh! Chucky chucky chucky!!
I only hope for Spoony that it wasn’t a lubricated one that he blew into.
I wouldn’t be too doubtful of the whole nun playing mommy thing. I actually dated a chick that treated me like I was her kid. It was creepy as hell so I guess on the plus side I didn’t need to think of baseball.
Glad to have you back, Spoony!
I almost died laughing when your brother cameo’ed as a cop
Welcome Back Spoony! The magician joke was my favorite in the whole review. This was a really fucked up movie. also Merry Christmas and stuff.
A new Spoony Experiment! It’s a Christmas miracle!
I’m so glad to see you back. You’re my favorite reviewer and I love your videos. It’s also a relief to see you’re healthy enough to work again. I hope your health continues to improve. This was a really good review. The magician scene put me away. I can’t decide if turning the condom into a balloon animal was the funniest bit, or if it was him pulling Oreo out of his hat. Anyway, Well done and Merry Christmas.
So glad you’re back Spoony, this video was fantastic.
Not your most amazing effort, but the cop beatdown and the wizardry were pretty neat.
STOP HAVING MILES DO STUFF LIKE THAT. Remember, for asshole lawyers and stupid judges there is no such thing as context and nothing good will come from it.
Spoony as a mage was the most hideous thing since Tidus Spoony.
A really good episode. I thought this would somehow be about the book series Skulduggery Pleasant which everyone says is great but this movie did merit a review.
I do hope that we get more Counter Monkey and D&D stories though.
I think that’s only going to happen if lawyers actually pay significant attention to this review from an underground celebrity.
Though, that may change of SOPA or PIPA gets passed.
Uggggh! For the LAST time Hollywood! The Death card in tarot does NOT signify death!! it stands for CHANGE!! It has NOTHING to do with dying! GAH!!
Also; Yay!! Welcome back Spoony! I’m so happy to see you back! :D Great episode! And who knew Oreo would be such a great actor XD
But that’d totally confuse audiences XD !
OMG!! Spoony one is back! Noah is always a sexy man but in that Magician’s get up… woooh! Somebody grab the hose. Great review. Hope your health keeps getting better.
Okay, raise your hands if, when you heard the guy at the beginning chanting “ancient spirits of evil….” you felt compelled to complete the sentence with “…TRANSFORM THIS DECAYED FORM TO MUM-RAH THE EVER LIVING!”.
Oh so you depressed, drunk, miserable, friendless pile of crap wrapped up in a weak body finally decide to release something worth watching again?
Welcome back :3
Glad to see you are back!
also, Granny Smith apples are green, not red like they show in the film
not that you would know what a fruit looks like
Wahey, welcome back!
Glad to see you’re back. =D
The magician costume was hilarious. But the lipstick most likely will cause some nightmares for me. ;)
However, this was a weird film. Skullfuckery really would’ve fit a lot more.
Thanks a lot for the entertaining and funny review and a Merry Christmas!
I was completely unaware of this movie!! HA HA!! I’ll have to spread this one around my gaming table, sir, thank you!! And welcome back!
Trottelville is right next to Idiottown and Moron City…
Ermmm was the sound strange (movie sound was OK, but Spoony talking sounded like in a box) ?
Glad to see that the Spoony one has returned. Love your stuff. Honestly I sometimes use your videos if I am too wound up to sleep. I get a good laugh and am out like a light afterward. Hope that things continue to get better for you.
Great job bro, glad to see your back!
This was an excellent review and I really liked your riffing in the beginning. Good stuff.
He turned TWO Oreos into ONE Oreo :}
I never thought Spoony would do a David Lynch movie…
Welcome Back Spoony. I guess Burton’s disappearance wasn’t tied in to Linkara’s story arc if he’s still missing… Oh I did think of something related to his vision. You had it red for one video and said you would have liked it to be blue. Why not have that shading be mood related? Maybe Burton went to get parts to finish Sorbo. You know since Dr. Insano can’t seem to be bothered to do more than make use of what parts were already around for him in other inventions.
The people making Skullduggery really need to learn how to lock off a steady cam and keep lighting uniform if they wanted to sell their magic. Heck you probably couldn’t do that bad a job if you tried your hardest to screw up the edits! Even if you did your edits cutting actual VHS tape by hand I think you could still beat their edits without a splice box.
Edit: Oops almost forgot because this movie is so out of tone for the season. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Awesome to have some new stuff from ya Spoony! I liked seeing the Oreorigin! Great review, but no Thundercats reference with that Mumm-Ra set up? Also, I saw a line through Tic Tac Toe man’s game, but no winner. I don’t think he knows you only draw the line when you win…”The only winning move is not to play” seems to apply to watching this movie as well. Good health to you in the new year Noah, and keep up the awesome work!
Glad you’re back! You’ve been missed.
Now you have to review “Tekken: Blood Vengeance”!
So glad you’re back! Keep doing what you love, Noah. We’re behind you 100%.
Every gaming group has that sex freak that annoys everyone.
all females are on to Adam ‘coz he rolled 7 charisma,
but with gorilla doc – i got nothing
I missed you Spoony
Loved your MSTing during the opening scene.
Another awesome review. And Oreo is sooooo cute.
WOW… talk about coming back with a bang, kick ass video Spoony it was hilarious!!!
Yay! Spoony! BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAH!
What the hell was even going on in this movie?! The Cinema Snob reviews more coherent films than this vaguely D&D bullshit.
Indeed, not since Pocket Ninjas have I been so utterly baffled as to what was going on in a movie. At least M&M had easy to follow, albeit stupid, plot…this…this has me at a loss for words. It’s like Tarson’s pretentious symbolic art college project before he made The Cell.
Great to have you back man!
At least mazes and monsters had a plot AND TOM HANKS!!!!!
Welcome back Spoony O/
Oh shit, guys! Spoony’s back. Hide the beer! You! You let the strippers out through the back door and I’ll try to revive the goat.
Spoony just make that DVD already! My money is pressed against the screen but it won’t go in ><
yaaay welcome back spoony one! :D
4chan was going on and on about how Spoony was going crazy and Miles committed him to a mental institution. I actually almost believed it
This is my best christmas present Spoony, thanks!!!
The Skullduggery theme song makes me want to go on a killing spree in various costumes. And only target the people who made Skullduggery.
Glad to see you back in action, Spoony!
its good to see you back in action! bad movies and games still deserve to be hurt back and no one can do that better than you, burton and oreo!
The Spoony One is back after a LOOOOong absence. Listeners say that the videos are, quote, “less for outcasts, more for wierdos.” (fallout new vegas quotes are awesome)
Beware the sacrilege!
This was as good as any physical present. Thanks Spoony! It’s great to see you back.
I think this movie duggereed my skull…
I’ll just interpret your return as your Christmas present to us, lol. I don’t usually comment, but just stopping by to tell you your work is appreciated.
you can make even the dumbest of movies, interesting…. Even though i dont always agree with you, im always entertained.. and thats the mark of a great reviewer..
Was Adam the descendant of the king or the evil wizard? Did Adam end up in the suit of Armor that stabbed Dr. Evil or did he just vanish forever? Wait Where am I?!
Great review man, good to have you back!
I couldn’t work out what the hell was happening at any point in this film. Spoony I don’t know how the hell you got through this one.
Yay! This video makes me happy for you, and happy for us.
I’m normally a fan of a bit of guy makeup, but your magician makeup was kinda scary. ;) That makeup doesn’t work for *anyone*.
Dunno where the hell you found this one, man… sorry you had to go through that.
–Patient fangirl forever. ;)
That weird magician dude looked ready to take a jump to the left AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIII-IIIIIII-IIIII-III-III-IIIIIGHT!!!
Great “comeback” video Mr.Spoon !
Liked the somethingawful review you took a large amount of jokes from far better. Mst3k rips and now this? Killing me smalls.
Well, the things that Spoony complained about were large parts of the movie. They both give similar descriptions when discussing the plot, and make many similar observations.
Then again, you probably would have made those same observations too. The Spoony review and the article you found differ in their sense of humor and general style. Spoony didn’t steal jokes from this article.
Are you new? Because you sound like your new. I say this because your dropping random references without any sense of context, which suggests your grasping at straws for information about the person your trying to insult.
How about actually watching his videos next time, m’kay?
Thank you Gawd, another Spoony flim!
awesome! welcome back Spoony!
Merry Christmas Spoony! I hope Santa Christ brought you lots of rad gifts
He’s back, and better than ever!
The DM (“Dr. Evil”) has the most annoying bored-talk ever (seriously, it’s almost like he is dreading the fact that he has to be there). The vacuum cleaner sounds he makes when he inhales are annoying as fuck…
It’s great to have you back, man.
Awesome! Glad to see you got your swagger back Spoony One!
and a merry Christmas to you too from the UK! :)
Welcome back Spoony :D Great vid!
Glad to see you back Spoony!
Welcome back, man. So glad to see you back.
Loved the “magic” number, too!
I’m pretty sure it was “the apostles of hell” and not disciples…
Both words are interchangeable…
God, that magician act music was so fucking annoying.
Obviously they took their musical cues from Manos: The Hands of Fate… all I could see during those magic acts was Torgo making his way across a room.
More seems like they were ripping of the MC from Cabaret.
Welcome back Spoony! You have been missed, my good sir. I couldn’t help but notice the Arrogant Bastard Ale in the magician scene. Excellent choice sir, and Merry Christmas.
Well, at least this movie didn’t really force the issue of D&D being “Satan’s Game” down your throat like Mazes & Monsters did.
Still, it’s a complete mindfuck of a movie; you don’t know what the fuck is happening most of the time, or why anyone is doing much of anything.
I do love those atrocious edits though; haven’t seen editing that bad since Birdemic and After Last Season.
Welcome back Spoony! Thank you for ripping apart one of my favorite bad movies. I’ve been waiting for years for that. Thank you again, sir!
Plinkett reviews Kingdom of the Crystal Skull AND Spoony is back?!?! This is the best Christmas ever!
cmon you guys, you don’t know what happened to Burton? and you call yourselves fans pfffft :P
and glad to see Miles is always willing to beat the snot out of his brother on camera.
I don’t call my self a fan but I will call you a guy with a stick up his ass…
it’s called a sense of humor, get one, their nice…
Hahaha! I agree. You having a stick up your ass is very funny. xd!!
Wait, HE has a stick up his ass? You seem to be the only one bothered by the situation.
We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through.
Woah Noah…. I’ll try again: wow, the Bible Games video from the AVGN that was released to day, already got
5,163,868 views. How many views do you get Spoony? I can only imagine that you either get more, because you are the opposite of the mediocrity and does NOT aim with spread shells over the masses like the AVGN, or it has the opposite effect. Maybe it is just me, but your reviews appear more intellectual focused than the rest I have seen. Anyways, it is just a weird assumption, but a funny experiment.
Spoony is back! Best Christmas ever! I hope you are feeling better and continue improving.
The simple fact hat he has made one of his traditional videos is proof that he is getting back to normal. Here’s hoping it continues.
It’s obvious that Burton orchestrated his own disappearance, and is plotting jealous revenge against Oreo for taking his Spoony.
Was anoyne else thinking of the words ‘SKULL-FUCK-ER-YYYYYY” during the opening song of the movie?
It may have been a while, but you still got it Spoony :) I really enjoyed this. Thanks.
Thank you Noah, I needed this laugh. Still funny as ever.
In many ways, this movie shares a parallel with The Holy Bible, and the story of Christ.
Thank God you’re back, man.
And I thought Patrick Bateman had issues… Anyways, welcome back, Mr Spoon!
Which reminds me… I have to return some videotapes…
Holy shit, welcome back Spoony!
He has rolled the most powerful warlock in the land. Truly he is the second coming of Trogdor.
Honestly in that scene I thought she was impressed with the combined total of his rolles the two sets of straight sixes would be impressive. But the poor editing made it seem like the 7 was good. But maybe in Skullduggery you only get two d6 which still 7 out of 12 is better then average but not that good.
Edit: What am I doing trying to find logic in a movie like this!
spoony has returned, and he is even owesomer!
I think Skullduggery came out in 1983 and Mazes and Monsters was 1982. And I’m fairly sure both are from Canada. So, once again we can all Blame Canada!
This movie made my brain twitch but I laughed my head off! Thanks Spoony.
I figured out the meaning of the title, because this things plot will make you feel like someone dug out your skull with a spork.
Needs more Miles in your videos
We missed you Spoony… and I love the FFX2 poster in the background.
ha! that oreo cameo was so adorably funny!
ALL REVIEWS NEED MORE PUPPIES!!!
Thanks for coming back man, please never go away!!! Happy Holidays Noah
Welcome back Spoony!
For some reason, your sorcerer costume reminded me of Christopher Walken…I’m really not sure why.
I was thinking the exact same thing?! LoL, Welcome back oh All Mighty Spooney!
Wow just fucking wow. That has to be one of the worse movies i’ve ever seen. lol I just done watching it with my viewers on Jtv and holy shit….
Shroomy makes for one creepy looking magician.
……………………WTFUCK is wrong with the people that made this fucking movie?!?!
Oh, and welcome back Spoony, though I will say I immensely enjoyed yer D&D stories whilst you were taking time off from the main show.
The Spoony One is back! And there was much rejoicing.
In the annals of disjointed, plotless, brainless, budgetless, careless, monstrous, mockable, misanthropic, maleficent MST3K-able misbegots, this movie is…one of them. I couldn’t have sat through this abomination. I’m ever in awe of your ability to endure this shit for the sake of our amusement. Thank you for making us laugh. It’s truly awesome that you give this to us for free, year after year.
Merry Christmas, Spoony — hope you’re doing well, and as always, looking forward to the next review.
You know, I think you have finally found your niche here, Spoony. The energy you project when talking about gaming of all forms, but especially RPGs is incredible, and usually leads to your best work. It’s good to see you ‘found your smile’ again and ready to plunge back into this site…and no we’re not going to let you go that easily.
Now if you can just find someone to take over Wrestle Wrestle….
Welcome back, Spoony!!!
Actually, all of this makes sense because “Trottel” in german means idiot or dumbas. “Trottelville” ^^
Why was the seven impressive? Was he only given a 6D?
Mazes & Monsters VS Skullduggery? in a battle of life or death
we love you Noah!
yay spoony is back!
good review and lol at the movie’s theme i won’t be able to get it out of my head for the next week now :-/
Welcome back Noah!! Its been a while…I have been checking back every week to see if there was a new vid…a nice surprise!
I still have magnetic poetry. On my fridge. Making rude sentences.
Did anyone else see the Oreo thing coming?
I think the break did you good Spoon-Dog :) One of your best reviews ever,my favorite part was the magican, Oreo looked really freaked out haha.
1. Why does the DM look like Gene Roddenberry?
2. Seven is the highest she’s seen for Charisma, huh? *sigh* No matter what RPG you’re playing, Charisma is always the dump stat.
As fun as you Vlogs and other vids are, you really shine with reviews like this,and this was really one of your all-time best efforts. Is it wrong to hope that you find something even more horrible and confusing to bash?
Huzzah!!! The Spoony One has returned. This is seriously the best Christmas present I got this year!
Never saw it before. I always thought it was a Monty Python rip off.
I got five words for ya Spoony; Damn glad to see ya, boy! A triumphant return to form! You managed to take one of the worst, most disjointed and pretentious things I’ve ever personally witnessed and managed to make me laugh the entire time. If I wasn’t laughing at the horrible plot or the random, well, EVERYTHING, you were cracking me up with your comments. “Is he boasting about his ability to give other men blowjobs in order to impress a woman?! DOES NOT COMPUTE.”
oreo is adorable, when we get married spoons she may share the covers, really I do have millions, marry me PLEASE…….
Obviously you must think Im a total nut case NOT SO, just a gal with a spoonyone sence of humor
Great to have you back, Spoony! We all missed you ^_^ Great review as usual
Well, if you’re into “D&D gone awry” as a… genre? (Can I grace it with so high-falutin’ a term?) Anyway, try “Brotherhood III: Young Demons”. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310805/ Really, it’s not as bad as it looks: it’s a lot worse.
I still think the episode of ‘Dexter’s Laboratory’ in episode ‘D&DD’ where Dexter is playing D&D and Dee Dee takes over his spot as as Dungeon Master is still the best rendition of what an actual game of Dungeons and Dragons is like.
Not only does it STAY ON TOPIC WITHOUT DEMONIZING THE GAME, the whole episode actually has (at least) a basic understanding of the game, and even accurately portrays what a campaign with a bad Dungeon Master is like.
Glad to see you back in front of the camera Spoonster. Also I also find that the magician in this one reminded me of the one in Zardoz.
Man, that theme music sounds familiar. Reminds me of Standarte for some damn reason, but they were about 20 years too late to be in this flick.
Spoony your so cute ^.^…sigh such a shame your strait =( glad your back making me laugh again Love you spoony!!!
yay spoony is back!!! hopefully we’ll see some more FMV riffs sometime (ala ripper & phantasmagoria)? those two are my absolute favorite, i’ve watched them about 5 time each! anyway, good to see you again noah
Welcome back Spoony. :-)
First of all: Spoony, welcome back, man! I’ve dealt with depression myself and I’m really glad to see you back. You know you’ve got my support.
Second: Dude, props on the beer choice! Arrogant Bastard is one of my favorites, and I’m in the craft beer industry.
Third: … Yeah, I’m right there with ya in WTF town on this movie. I know pretentious film students with no talent that write better tripe than this. Here’s the weird thing, Captain Innuendo there bears a really disturbing resemblance to a guy I game with. Though, strangely, he’s not the Captain Innuendo of our group… more of a sidekick to Captain Innuendo, Pun Boy.
Fourth: Again, great to have you back man.
Well, there’s no Trottelville, but there is a Troxelville in Pennsylvania (which sounds a whole lot better than Trottelville–and maybe more fantasy-er)…Oh yeah, and welcome back and all that shit.
Welcome back, Spoony! This really made my day. I had a lousy, can’t get anything done day at work, left early with a migraine, came home for some aspirin and a sammich, checked the site on impulse, and bam! New Spoony goodness. Just what the doctor ordered.
Great video, as always. You keep making ‘em, and I’ll keep watching. :-)
Great to have you back.
Dr Evil was the same guy as the sorcerer in the first scene. Yeah, doesn’t help, does it? But I think the director really, really wanted to be David Lynch.
It feels so good to have you back. You’re my favorite entertainment Spoony.
Welcome back Spoony, your videos always makes me laugh. Oh and (belated) Happy Christmas and Happy New Year!
Nice T-shirt, btw. :)
WELCOME BACK SPOONY. We love ya, and we missed ya from here in Toronto.
What a movie, man! That was unreal… It felt like I was watching The Room at points… I’m thinking this was made by a bunch of really creepy geeks trying to outfilm one another with progressively kinkier sex scenes, and somehow they got the money off somebody’s church with the flimsy excuse of doin’ a D&D = Satan thing, and they should be VERY ashamed of themselves.
Yay! Welcome back, not like you needed someone else to say it =]
Good to see you back in the saddle, Spoony! And yes, I’m saying it after everyone else already has. A fine return to form, dude.
And now we know how Spoony *really* got his dog. Unlike the more mundane way Noah got his.
Good to have you back in that armchair. I’ve missed the 30 minute rants about some godawful film or video game. Hope everything is going a bit better now.
And I had to chuckle at Oreo all throughout the vid. Mostly when she just sat in the background watching the magician; the look just said ‘what the…?’
Awesome review, and it is really good to have you back. :)
LONG LIVE THE SPOONY ONE! LONG LIVE NOAH! :D
Heya Spoony, good work.
I’ve been grappling with depression and stuff myself recently, so it’s good to see you fight against it too, keep it up :)
Why is it a good that someone else is suffering a depression? Isn’t that a bit… Selfish?
There’s a slight difference between “having depression” and “fighting against depression”, my friend :D
Yeah, I did mean what Doresh said. It’s not good to see him with depression, but seeing as he does have it, it’s good to seem him fighting it. Is that clearer? :P
Welcome back, I’ve been missing all the wonderful videos! I hope the rest from making videos has helped you.
Sir… this movie is absolutely bananas. This has to be one of the strangest movies I’ve seen you review – nice find and excellent review!
Great video Spoony, I’m glad you’re back.
Hey Spoony… Welcome back!
I’ve some notes I would like you to read, your videos on blipTV are HUGE, I mean DVD-SIZE HUGE (more than 900MB!!), I know that you post them in order to give the highest quality possible, but you could accomplish that with a 100MB-300MB videos easily!
Also the Background image on the website can be reduced, you can use a CSS script to repeat the background and keep it relatively small,
I hope you read my notes, and happy holidays everyone!
True, some of his recent VLogs take FOREVER to load – which is a bit weird considering that VLogs don’t really need such a high quality Oo
i thought blip scaled everything to 480p and flash unless you used a different embeded player
Nope, should be flash.
Oh, and I think this might’ve been a temporary problem. “Tandem’s Last Ride” doesn’t load nearly as slow as it used to be the first time around ^^
Woot! So glad you’re back! :D
Houray! He’s back! Back again!
Really happy to see you with energy again and I can’t wait to see the end of final X :D
I’m glad you are back, but be sure to exercise. I know
gamer shouldn’t be athletic, but 15 to 30 minutes of jogging would be enough so
try it out. Trust me, you’ll feel much better after that, both physically and
mentally. Kinda hard to look at your belly and flabby chin you know. Besides, you may get more lady viewers if you loose more weight.
OK, I’m done talking like your mother.
Well said, Richard.
Right, him giving friendly advice justifies you insulting him, grow up
“Kinda hard to look at your belly and flabby chin you know. Besides, you may get more lady viewers if you loose more weight.”
OK, obviously I offended some people because of my bad sense of humor. That statement about his looks was suppose to be a joke. And I didn’t know about his condition. I was really wishing for his well being, but sorry regardless.
Fair enough. Sorry for not catching it.
I believe that it’s been mentioned before that Spoony has a heart condition that makes running potentially lethal? Or at the very least not that good for him.
The guy seriously just got done with a serious bout of depression and you’re fucking giving him tips on how to run his website better by trying to give him “makeover” advice. One, I am a lady and actually think he’s pretty good looking. Two, like people said above, he has a HEART CONDITION where the walls of his heart valves literally shut close if his heart rate gets too high, making him pass out and putting him in serious pain. You are a bitch and, if that is you talking like a mother, I seriously pity your current or future children.
Sorry it was suppose to be a joke when I said about his looks. I heard about his heart condition but I didn’t realize exercising would be that lethal for him. I was also implying I liked his looks back in the day and miss his old self. In short, I was just wishing for his well being so I wanted to give him some useful tips. Regardless, I apologize.
The guy seriously just got done with a serious bout of depression and
you’re fucking giving him tips on how to run his website better by
trying to give him “makeover” advice. One, I am a lady and actually
think he’s pretty good looking. Two, like people said above, he has a
HEART CONDITION where the walls of his heart valves literally shut close
if his heart rate gets too high, making him pass out and putting him in
serious pain. You are a bitch and, if that is you talking like a
mother, I seriously pity your current or future children.
I am a real fitness freak and I think that Spoony is one of the more fit people on TGWTG. He might not be an athlete but he looks fine, he certainly does not have a “flabby chin” and how you spotted a “belly” is beyond me.
Plus I bet he gets at least an hour or so of walking every day with Oreo.
“Flabby chin” part was my desperate attempt of making a joke. I didn’t mean to insult him.
Wow, what a find. I’ve never seen anything so retardedly incomprehensible.
Also, SPOONY is BACK. This is happy time.
i’m surprised oreo hasn’t taken over the site banner yet.
and the fuck is with your hair now?
3 stats method 1 with an average of 2. That is one bad ass character.
Glad to see you back Spoony old boy. LOL I loved the fruity magician routine you did, it must have taken a lot of balls just to buy the lipstick. On a side note just out of curiosity are you ever going to do another let’s play?
Spoony, I’m glad you’re back. Really good review, and I look forward to many more to come.
Guerrilla Suits man. Why do you think King Kong gets all the ladies?
also, thank you for coming back! :)
Do you mean GORILLA suits…or is that doctor wearing the skin of a Viet Cong soldier?
They must have some weird dirty talk during sex. How can you say ‘fuck me hard, you capitalist pig’ or ‘Lenin was a sexy beast’ without bursting into laughter while in mid-coitus?
Hey spoony you played D&D right. Now here is the problem i have with watching a show dr who (and the main characters never really have any risk of dying). At some level that becomes very boring you know the characters have no chance of dying and the only reason you a character would die is because the writers have decided to (this ruins any sense of realism within the confines of the show). Now what if instead of that happening they plugged there characters into some kind of simulation (D&D or whatever) and built the script around the results). So maybe Dr fucking who gets killed and thats it for him
Well, he can’t die because the show is about him. Also, companions have died in the past. And of course if they die it’s because the writers decided to have them die! It’s a show with people writing it!
good to see you re back. Great review. This movie is a slasher movie, isn’t it? I just dont get the name? What does it means?
Does anyone else think the stage magician looks like Rule 63 on Nostalgia Chick? Maybe it’s the bowtie?
Welcome Back Spoony. Welcome Back
I’m a little late to this party, but what the hell! Welcome back, Spoony! If you ever feel low on energy again, TBH, I really enjoyed most of your rambling D&D stories, so feel free to throw some more of those in there every now again. XD
Hello all, I appreciate all the content but where are the game reviews? Maybe a Lets Play? They were my favorites. Cheers
You forgot to put this on the main video list.
Would you like a finer-toothed comb? You still have some nits left to pick.
spoony is back with a vengeance!!!! i like it. great video in the style of the ol classics. felt like i was watching one of ur great vids i love so much. OUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
u were watching one of his great vids. Kinda makes sense that your feelings line up with what your are experiencing
I loved the magician bit!
Wow. How does this even exist?
Great to have Spoony back miss his videos
Skullduggery is inferior to Mazes and Monsters. Also, welcome back, Spoony. May the new year bring you better health and continued success.
Welcome back Spoony! Good to see you feeling better! Great review, as always!
Mazes & Monster is actually better than this piece of s***, that’s almost not possible.
Welcome back! We’ve missed your hilarity!
Spoony, I am so happy you have returned! And what a great video to boot! I especially loved Oreo’s cameo. Also, much as I have been lusting after additional FF X-2 review videos, please take your time in getting to them. Nothing is more important to your fans than your health and happiness in life.
Sending you much appreciation and support through EMOTICONS: :D ;) XD m/ /)*(
translation: “Hooray!”, “Love you!”, “OMG, hilarious!”, “w00t!”, “bro hoof”.
OK, obviously I offended some people because of my bad sense of humor.
That statement about his looks was suppose to be a joke. And I didn’t
know about his condition. I was really wishing for his well being, but
Hey, I remember Magnetic Poetry! And speaking of innuendos, you should’ve seen all the ones we came up with at school. With Magnetic Poetry, of course.
Glad you’re back! ;)
Awesome review. It’s great to have you back Spoony!
Good to have you back Spoony! You honestly make my day with your witty humour! Hope all is well with you now man :)
11:40 RUN IT’S ROBERT SMITH SPOONY!!!
Late response, but it´s great to finally have you back on here, making
videos. I really do enjoy your vlogs, too, so I didn´t really notice
that you´d been “gone”, because I watch those too (when they interest
me, of course). I´m sure you get a whole lot of compliments, and there´s
probably been at least a dozen girls (and guys) who proposed marriage
to you (don´t worry, I´m not about to do that…yet), but if there´s
one compliment I can give you, it´s that I´m pretty sure that Dungeons & Dragons
has piqued my interest after having watched most of your reviews. That
should be a compliment, because I´ve never been too interested in high
fantasy (LoTR being the exception here, and possibly HP), and games like
Warhammer, D&D, MTG and the like had me rolling my eyes. Then I
started playing MTG a little while ago. While I like the concept and the
pretty artwork, the fact that it´s a card game doesn´t really do it for
me. What sucks is that I´m a woman, and trying to get into these types of games always result in all kinds of
uncomfortable situations because I don´t look like a gamer type.
Anyway, please excuse the wall of text. Your review was great. I especially laughed at the magician bit and your costume. I liked the way you worked in an introduction for Oreo in there too. Good job, as usual. Keep up the good work, and hope you feel better.
THIS MOVIE MADE NO SENSE AT ALL. It’s like they took 100 different scenes from countless other movies then just spliced them all together.
Oh yeah…that’s the stuff…I’d almost begun to plan some sort of complex kidnapping/blackmail scheme in order to coerce a new review from you. Thank-you for enabling my Spoony addiction sir Antwiler…I think I have a few fresh veins in my toes or groin area we can use…
Huh. Somehow I missed this until you mentioned the Simko sketch in your Top 11 Spoony Moments of 2011 vid. Glad I got a chance to watch it, even as I am frightened to know the movie exists. Also… Did anyone else notice how similar Simko’s theme here is to Torgo’s theme in “Manos: The Hands of Fate?”
Haha I love how you can see Oreo in the background during Spoony’s Simko sketch before he’s supposed to make her come out of the hat
Fun fact: trottel is the German word for idiot. No, really. This movie was foreshadowing its own insanity: according to the town’s name, this is a town of idiots! …And now the review some just got funnier for me.
Hahahah fucking hilarious
… WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THIS MOVIE??
I mean, seriously, the fuck? No words! No words!
Great review, but seriously what the fuck even IS this movie? I think the director just wrote down his latest acid trip and decided to film it. In any case, that thing with Oreo was so funny. I am so happy she was worked into a review.
And yes, thankyou for coming back to us, Spoony!
The first half was super funny, but yeah the second half or so yeah the movie was just too weird and just random pointless to really carry much of my interest. Even Spoony seemed like he didn’t know what was going on much anymore.
Nontheless awesome to see Spoony back and he chased this one with Pagan! Ultima VIII!
I don’t know if anyone else noticed this, but when the Spoony Magician came it, Oreo was in the background during the condom/dog scene and then after it cuts back from the nachos and beer in Spoony’s hands Oreo is gone…..but the magician has a thing of oreos. Waaaaah?!
I saw, it was hilarious, he was staring at the camera and everything
Yay he’s back! It was a tough few months without you Noah, but it’s great to see you feeling better and cranking out more top quality videos. I’ll consume them and love them as long as you keep making ‘em.
total assbuggery, toally.
Welcome back spoony! I think this was supposed to be some kind of high brow art film like “Blowup”, with it’s screwy continuity, alienated protagonist and heavy symbolism. But it seems that Skullduggery failed at everything it attempted.
did anyone else notice that this video isn’t in the video lists
What’s really sad is that “Jake” went on to be Dracula on “Dracula: The Series” which also happened to star a young Mia Kirshner.
this video is listed neither in “Video List” nor “Movie & TV Reviews”. I had to google to get here.
The “Magician Theme” is like the new “Torgo Theme”
Hey Spoony, this video isn’t under your video list page. Rectify this as soon as possible.
Spoony, I love everything you do, but watching the Magician scene was so uncomfortable. The only thing more uncomfortable was you dressed as Yuna for Final Fantasy X2.
Oh, and this isn’t listed anywhere. Had to Google it or go on YouTube.
28:33 The dead cop looks like Freddy Mercury.
I have to explain some things about this movie: it’s a Canuxplotation film; i.e., it was shot cheaply in Canada, probably with help from the Canadian Film Board. They made a zillion genre flicks in Canada from the late 1970s to the mid-1980s.
That janitor guy is the director of the film and I think (but do not know) that the Tic-Tac-Toe game on his back is symbolic of the number of people our “hero” kills in the movie, or he could be a marker of which act the movie is in. Really it’s an excuse to get the Canadian version of a SAG card.
Dr. Evel or Evil (I’ve seen it spelled both ways) is some sort of Devil stand-in. Having him be the Dungeonmaster in the D&D game is somehow supposed to tie into the “RPGs are Satanism with dice” BS that “Mazes and Monsters” ran with.
Everybody who has reviewed this movie on IMdB used it to torture friends at parties…..even bad movie fans think this thing is a turkey.
Nice introduction for the dog, Spoony.
… y’know what’s frightening? That guy in the “tipping the hat” clip (it’s from MST3K’s episode on “The Killer Bees”) is the heart and soul of one of the strangest and most random endings I’ve ever seen in a movie, and he STILL makes more sense than freaking Simko! >_< Hell, he makes more sense than every scene in this movie!
This movie is a masterpiece in Absurdist Cinema. Seriously.
I’ve seen magnetic poetry on someone’s fridge before. I love the warlock/power glove line
Trottleville? Must be a few miles away from Tromaville. At least something actually happens in Tromaville.
I just noticed that the sound effect used for the police officer beating spoony is the same as the hitting sound effect used in Ultima 8.
Yeah, that didn’t really happen.
Still, a great review.
It…it didn’t? Then what did I just watch? AND WHO’S BEEN PUTTING OUT ALL THESE VIDEOS?!? Oh no! Clearly I’ve been brainwashed by a Satanic cult too! I’m hallucinating Spoony videos that don’t exist!
For all the hyperbole you’re sputtering, you seem to have missed the point of him claiming that he was “back” in the first place: his rate of production had fallen into the realm of “ass”.
And yet, his rate of production remained exactly the same after he came “back”, as before; “ass”.
But go on. Keep slinging your shit if it helps you cope.
I love how at the 12:00 mark you can see Oreo watching her own origin story like “…the fuck’s he doin…?” ^_^
You know what’s kind of funny? The guy who plays Adam looks like the kid from “21″ that gambling movie with Kevin Spacey in it. Wonder which one is the better actor
“Humph Skullduggery this script is terrible”
21:06 To each his own, I guess. I got turned on by that attempted role play.
21:54 Oh hey a Sickle on the wall- mine!
I… I’m not sure what I just watched. The parts with Spoony were good of course, but that movie is just… I have no words.
“is she trying to seduce him by pretending to be his mom?!”
believe it or not spoony. . . . some people find that “effective”
It is, the fantasy about your (random younger person) hot mom seducing/forcing you into secret sex from pure love, has been a fairly normal fantasy for about, 2 million years now. Now, fantasizing about your real, old and normal mom, who you have known all your life, is disturbing.
Hence,the popularity of Role-play incest porn,Otherwise they wouldn’t be watching it, because they’d be to busy masturbating to their real mom. . .this is by far the weirdest conversation i’ve had on the internet in a while XD
I COULD understand step sisters but moms? Maybe it’s just me but I kind of like my women to be roughly the same age.
But then again there are people who like to look at my little pony porn…there’s got to be a fetish for everyone.
Arrogant Bastard Ale. Nice pick!
The Dr. Evil at the villa is an astral projection of the Dr. Evil putting the puzzle together, the puzzle being conduit for magic in a ritual he uses to seal his grip on Adam’s soul. He’s taking a sort of magical “carrot and the stick” approach to binding him throughout the entire movie, the carrot being temptations of power (the stage magician) and lust (the women at the party), and the stick being the mind control and driving him mad.
I’m guessing Dr. Evil is either the descendant of or the very same man who murdered the king in the opening. Or maybe he’s the evil deity they were worshiping.
When Adam sees something that somehow stirs memories of his past life, it spurs his free will to start struggling against Dr. Evil’s hold over him, which causes him to lash out violently against whichever unfortunate soul is before him. So not every kill in the movie is Dr. Evil’s bidding.
The tic-tac-toe janitor is a personification of the ages-old struggle between Adam’s bloodline and Dr. Evil/Dr. Evil’s bloodline/The Evil Deity. The game starts over again every generation, with Adam fighting for freedom and Dr. Evil fighting to enslave him. By the end of the movie, the tic-tac-toe game ends in a draw: Adam eventually succumbs to Dr. Evil’s hold, but still manages to destroy Dr. Evil’s physical form when the doctor invokes him into the suit of armor.
And before you ask, no: I don’t know if this is what the director intended. I’m just trying to figure this out by putting myself in the shoes of a complete moron who doesn’t know Thing 1 about table-top RPGs (or, you know, LIFE) and wants to cash in on the DnD scare. It appears this particular director bought into the idea that DnD was a gateway to the occult and not just a game that put the sanity of its players at risk.
You probably put more thought into that the people who made the movie.
24:50: “a transformer movie that doesn’t suck ass” It’s a timeless joke now! LOL