Beastmaster

The Spoony One | Apr 10 2011 | more notation(s) | 

In preparation for Beastmaster 2 (a much worse movie) we first have to talk about the original classic!

  • http://twitter.com/JimMcGillicutty Tavish DeGroot

    First?

    Son of a gun. I’ve never managed to pull that off before. Don’t worry, I won’t do it again./

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

      LOL I’ve done that just one time on Facebook and someone said “God Pierre, you’re such a douche!” (and two people “Liked” that person’s comment). Apparently if anyone else does it, it’s o.k., no response. Oh well… I kinda like when it happens myself, as long as it’s not overused I guess.

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

      LOL I’ve done that just one time on Facebook and someone said “God Pierre, you’re such a douche!” (and two people “Liked” that person’s comment). Apparently if anyone else does it, it’s o.k., no response. Oh well… I kinda like when it happens myself, as long as it’s not overused I guess.

    • ORCACommander

      i think everyone gets one freebie

  • http://twitter.com/JimMcGillicutty Tavish DeGroot

    First?

    Son of a gun. I’ve never managed to pull that off before. Don’t worry, I won’t do it again./

  • andycastaneda

    Why would you upload this at 1:00? I’m in Phoenix, so yeah you uploaded it at 1:00.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1641579667 Henkjan Braaksma

    Did not expect to see the god-damn Avatar. Hilarious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      Yes it would appear that Spoony now has another t-shirt worthy catch phrase. I’m a pretty creative comedic person but damn Spoony, you’re just so marketable :)

      • Anonymous

        At this point, I’d probably buy a Tickle-me-Spoony doll, not stopping to think how terrifying such a thing would really be.

        He’s just that damn marketable.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      Yes it would appear that Spoony now has another t-shirt worthy catch phrase. I’m a pretty creative comedic person but damn Spoony, you’re just so marketable :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Trevorah/100001059526933 Kyle Trevorah

    Absoutley Brilliant!

  • http://www.facebook.com/arribazacatecassss César Bowie

    oh god YES
    Good to see Spoony finally got his shit together.
    Maybe we’ll get a nice Let’s Play soon.

  • Anonymous

    Awesome call back jokes to Yor: hunter of the future.
    Thank you so much for this fun.

    Now however one must ask if you will talk about the beast master cartoon and Television series.

    Thanks you for this treat The great spoony Avatar.

    Jollyskull

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Côté/712351062 Kevin Côté

    cool video ;)

    It might be a stupid question but did Spoony make a Plinkett reference from red letter media with the “What’s wrong with your face?”?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SRNNAQ4533PMD6MMPUCGCVS2XQ BreezeAir

      It’s not the first time. Watch his Highlander – The Last of the MacLeods review to the end. And I think he deserves a pizza roll for that.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SRNNAQ4533PMD6MMPUCGCVS2XQ BreezeAir

      It’s not the first time. Watch his Highlander – The Last of the MacLeods review to the end. And I think he deserves a pizza roll for that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Côté/712351062 Kevin Côté

    cool video ;)

    It might be a stupid question but did Spoony make a Plinkett reference from red letter media with the “What’s wrong with your face?”?

  • Anonymous

    Those Yor’s World literal lyrics were great. It was pretty fucking dirty killing one of the ferrets off though. I cried as a kid, would probably still tear up if I saw the scene again. It’s nice to see you back in top form as usual, Spoony. I forgot how awful the Beastmaster 2 sequel was. Jesus christ it made no sense compared to 1.

  • Anonymous

    I know I’m probably saying this in the wrong place but I actually really like beast master 2 I have it on VHS, no its no where near the original, but I can’t watch it with out a smile on my face. It has some really stupid moments but I think they’re more funny than painful. Sort of like the Visitors with Jean Reno. Yes its awful but I enjoyed it as a kid and I do now cause its so bad its good. But I know others hate the movie for what it did to the rest of the series, it would have been better to have done it further down the line when they ran out of ideas but I think they were trying to compete with Masters of the Universe. I guess. Oh and the bad guy going to the zoo instead of anywhere else in LA, pure genius or complete stupidity you decide :P

  • Anonymous

    Dude, don’t laugh at that eagle picking up the kid. I’ve seen videos of Eagles carrying away mountain goats! Don’t believe me? Check this out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xz_LI5TLTY

    After you’ve seen that, watch this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluRgBToQbQ

    • Anonymous

      I think he was talking more about the terrible effect, rather than the eagle picking up the child…

      • Anonymous

        I think the flying monkey carrying Dorothy away in the Wizard of Oz may have been a more convincing effect.

        The only effect WORSE than the kid-carrying eagle I can think of is the giant lobsterrrr, uh I mean “monster” effects in Teenagers from Outer Space (Another Mystery Science Theater classic!)

  • Anonymous

    Strange, I could have sworn you already reviewed that one. o_O

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

    Killer ferrets! And daaaawww look at the adorable ferrets, makes me want ferrets =D

  • Anonymous

    have you changed the video player? its not working in safari for me

  • Anonymous

    You killed the ferret!! YOU MANIACS!!!!

  • Anonymous

    You killed the ferret!! YOU MANIACS!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/blackm4niac Torsten Ingendoh

    The sound you make after eating german food? What’ve you been eating, Düsseldorf Mustard?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

    He’ll be there to fly the bat. Winning SAAAAAND!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Haglund/100000155597118 Johan Haglund

    man I have never even seen these movies and I already feel angry over the 10 seconds of the sequel shown here

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-DeBarr/100000269488035 Bill DeBarr

    35 years old and to this day even in review form Koto’s death brings me damn near to tears

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodrigo.ibarra3 Rodrigo Ibarra

    Love your show, and seriously b rated fantasy films always are good to get a nice laugh…

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodrigo.ibarra3 Rodrigo Ibarra

    Love your show, and seriously b rated fantasy films always are good to get a nice laugh…

  • Anonymous

    Hey, wasn’t there a TV series. (checks wiki) Oh crap…

    Thanks for this review Spoony, this is one of those films I half remember a few scenes from when I saw it as a child. I have to admit I didn’t quite get it at the time, but as you said there was some nice, and not so nice, imagery that a lot of imagination went into.

    Now while I’ve heard of the TV show I haven’t heard about this portal in time sequel. So I’m looking forward to seeing more about that. One thing though, I noticed Kari Wuhre was in those clips you showed. I guess this was pre-Sliders but I wonder if your going to mention that show…

    Thomas

  • http://www.facebook.com/nille.paulson Nils Paulson

    Poor Koto “sniff” I never saw this movie when i was a kid, but when Koto died, i cried inside.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nille.paulson Nils Paulson

    Poor Koto “sniff” I never saw this movie when i was a kid, but when Koto died, i cried inside.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nille.paulson Nils Paulson

    Poor Koto “sniff” I never saw this movie when i was a kid, but when Koto died, i cried inside.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michal-Puczynski/1762678166 Michał Puczyński

    If Mark Hamill and Kevin Bacon had a son, he’d look like Marc Singer.

  • doresh

    Wow, a movie where the evil villain’s army DOESN’T disappear into thin air with said villain’s death? Awesome XD !

    And you know what really sad is? As far as I can remember, I only watched the sequel. This cow-pregnancy-scene looks familiar, but it could’ve been just a flashback in the sequel…

  • doresh

    Wow, a movie where the evil villain’s army DOESN’T disappear into thin air with said villain’s death? Awesome XD !

    And you know what really sad is? As far as I can remember, I only watched the sequel. This cow-pregnancy-scene looks familiar, but it could’ve been just a flashback in the sequel…

  • Anonymous

    damnit man you made me go and watch yors world all over again…

  • http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

    Im VERY angry at you Spoony. How dare you not use a single clip from the Beastmaster Musical? (http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/r_LCNbe8rvM/ starts at 0:58)

  • http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

    Im VERY angry at you Spoony. How dare you not use a single clip from the Beastmaster Musical? (http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/r_LCNbe8rvM/ starts at 0:58)

  • http://cassave.deviantart.com/ Anonymous

    I loved Beastmaster, with the scary faced MacBethian witches sexually gyrating around that cauldron…Tanya Robert’s boobies….poking into the eye-ring…batmonsters with digestive hugs….Midge’s boobies…bird of prey vision…old school child sacrifice…the green glowy leech in the ear…animal assisted rape…suicide squads that somehow are even more pointless than the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad…magical embryo transplant…John Amos as an Afro-American side character that DOESN’T get killed…explosive villains…Sheena’s boobies…a tiger died black…thieving ferrets…

    …and you get to see Tanya Robert’s boobies.

  • http://mm-geek.blogspot.com/ Jaebird

    My eyes welled up with tears as soon as Kodo fell into the fire. During this review. No joke.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, Koto and Podo pretty much steal the movie. They’re so darn cute, and Koto’s sacrifice just makes it that much more striking. The little guy saved Dar’s life. The sidekicks of heroes in the 80s weren’t supposed to die saving the hero from the big baddy. In the 90s, maybe, but the 80s, that sacrifice was just heartbreaking.

    Thanks for the review, Spoony. I completely forgot about this movie series until this review. And you’re right, all the other sequels for Beastmaster were horrible. I don’t think the TV Series was that bad though. Or it at least didn’t rape my memory of Beastmaster to make me loath it with every fiber of my being. So that must have meant it was okay, at the very least.

  • http://twitter.com/cheezeofages William Smith

    I barely remember having seen this as a child. Ah the nostalgia! I loved the ferrets too.

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

    There’s several things I want to say:

    - I love watching your freak-outs as much as I love freaking out (especially for the camera; just add well-timed editing and voila!).

    - When you started talking about a movie which melds a world with primitive people and a world in line with ours (i.e. earth in modern times), I suddenly had glimpses of similar movies (ex.: Black Knight with Martin Lawrence; i.e. COMEDY!) and knew EXACTLY why you mentioned that it’s a horrible sequel.

    - Am I the only one who thinks the “sexual assault” scene looks too forced and overacted? It’s like the directors told him to sweet-talk the woman and kiss her passionately, but that the main actor REALLY didn’t care or want to kiss the woman. Maybe they had to take a hundred takes before him and the director finally went “Ah, fuck it!”, in which the actor would proceed to jumping into the scene, saying random b.s. and shoving his face into her, followed by the director saying “Cut! That’s good enough; we’ll use that.”.

    - So, you’ll believe in a big heavy guy flying/gliding with the use of a dead bat carcass but not a big bird carrying a kid across the sky? LOL I find that strange, since I find both to be completely fake-looking.

    - I think I’ve caught that leech scene on TV before (or maybe it was a similar movie; I don’t remember the leeches glowing at all). I was surfing the channels, saw people put brain-leeches near their ear, changed the channel for a few seconds and tried to go back to the channel out of curiosity as to what followed after that. I couldn’t remember or find out which channel it was on. I found the scenes of that elusive channel, and the nearby channels, so different to what I saw that I just couldn’t find what movie that scene was in. It was really weird.
    On another note, you could’ve made a steroids joke at 13:07; or would that have been too much of an overused cliche?

    - If you ever need to do compositing, but can’t use a green screen, you could use the roto brush feature in After Effects. Also, if you didn’t know already, tv.adobe.com has a wealth of free video tutorials on various Adobe products if you ever need them.

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

    There’s several things I want to say:

    - I love watching your freak-outs as much as I love freaking out (especially for the camera; just add well-timed editing and voila!).

    - When you started talking about a movie which melds a world with primitive people and a world in line with ours (i.e. earth in modern times), I suddenly had glimpses of similar movies (ex.: Black Knight with Martin Lawrence; i.e. COMEDY!) and knew EXACTLY why you mentioned that it’s a horrible sequel.

    - Am I the only one who thinks the “sexual assault” scene looks too forced and overacted? It’s like the directors told him to sweet-talk the woman and kiss her passionately, but that the main actor REALLY didn’t care or want to kiss the woman. Maybe they had to take a hundred takes before him and the director finally went “Ah, fuck it!”, in which the actor would proceed to jumping into the scene, saying random b.s. and shoving his face into her, followed by the director saying “Cut! That’s good enough; we’ll use that.”.

    - So, you’ll believe in a big heavy guy flying/gliding with the use of a dead bat carcass but not a big bird carrying a kid across the sky? LOL I find that strange, since I find both to be completely fake-looking.

    - I think I’ve caught that leech scene on TV before (or maybe it was a similar movie; I don’t remember the leeches glowing at all). I was surfing the channels, saw people put brain-leeches near their ear, changed the channel for a few seconds and tried to go back to the channel out of curiosity as to what followed after that. I couldn’t remember or find out which channel it was on. I found the scenes of that elusive channel, and the nearby channels, so different to what I saw that I just couldn’t find what movie that scene was in. It was really weird.
    On another note, you could’ve made a steroids joke at 13:07; or would that have been too much of an overused cliche?

    - If you ever need to do compositing, but can’t use a green screen, you could use the roto brush feature in After Effects. Also, if you didn’t know already, tv.adobe.com has a wealth of free video tutorials on various Adobe products if you ever need them.

  • Anonymous

    For the longest time I wanted a Welsh Corgi for a pet but I think ferret just replaced that, those baby ferrets were just absurdly adorable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    This movie was one of my favs as a kid. And Beastmaster 2 is garbage.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    This movie was one of my favs as a kid. And Beastmaster 2 is garbage.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    This movie was one of my favs as a kid. And Beastmaster 2 is garbage.

  • Anonymous

    I still have Beastmaster on VHS somewhere. It had it’s campy moments but it really was a fantasy staple of the 80′s. Pretty good episode. Can’t wait for the BM2 review. I remembered seeing that on TV when I was in High School back in the early 90′s. It was the most betrayed I’d felt by a movie since the Masters of the universe movie from 1987. (Seriously. Earth? No Orko? Courtney Cox, and Lt. Paris from fucking Voyager? The Principal from Back to the Future? What the hell?)
    BM 2 Made me do the very same captioning (Cityscapes?, An annoying girl in a sedan carting him around everywhere? What the hell?) I hope if you used any meme in the next episode it’s the one of Captain Picard with the caption “Wtf is this shit?”
    Anyway great ep.

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    edit: guess not

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    edit: guess not

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    edit: guess not

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    edit: guess not

  • Anonymous

    Remember when HBO use to stand for “Hey, Beastmaster’s On”.
    Well that or “H.O.T.S. and Beastmaster Only”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

      I remember reading somewhere that there was a period in the early ’90s when Beastmaster was playing somewhere in America, on either a broadcast or cable station, for two months straight. I don’t know how true that is, but I believe it.

      • Anonymous

        Actually I think you’re referring to the period were TBS was known as “The Beastmaster Station”.
        The “Hey, Beastmaster’s On” period was more during the mid-80s.

      • Anonymous

        Actually I think you’re referring to the period were TBS was known as “The Beastmaster Station”.
        The “Hey, Beastmaster’s On” period was more during the mid-80s.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

      I remember reading somewhere that there was a period in the early ’90s when Beastmaster was playing somewhere in America, on either a broadcast or cable station, for two months straight. I don’t know how true that is, but I believe it.

  • Anonymous

    To all those people who want ferrets as pets from this I will warn you now they can be temperamental beasties and have a horrible odor from their urine. The smell can kill you and it is not ease to get out of clothes.

    • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

      No matter what pet, people should get all the info they can about the animal BEFORE they go out and buy one. So thank you for the info.

    • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

      No matter what pet, people should get all the info they can about the animal BEFORE they go out and buy one. So thank you for the info.

    • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

      No matter what pet, people should get all the info they can about the animal BEFORE they go out and buy one. So thank you for the info.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1775906561 Zedith Starr

      Were your ferrets not neutered? Mine were neutered and they generally had fairly good temperaments (one was especially sweet). Their urine also smelled less foul than my cat’s urine. Changing their litter frequently helps. I actually can’t be the one to scoop/change the cat’s litter due to the dust and ammonia bothering me. With ferrets, I realized that I could just put down newspaper on top of a plastic sheet and they’d use it without scattering it everywhere, so changing the paper as necessary wasn’t a problem.

      It’s my understanding that neutered males tend to have fairly even temperaments compared to unneutered males, because when intact male ferrets go into their mating season, the increased testosterone makes them VERY moody. Female ferrets in heat don’t get a huge mood swing from what I understand, BUT if you’re not going to breed a female ferret, then it’s critical to spay her for her health or she’ll bleed to death, because they don’t go out of heat until they mate.

  • Anonymous

    To all those people who want ferrets as pets from this I will warn you now they can be temperamental beasties and have a horrible odor from their urine. The smell can kill you and it is not ease to get out of clothes.

  • Poipoi

    I will always love the first Beast master movie. It wad fun taking a look at the better of the movie series before jumping to the death of the movie series.

  • Poipoi

    I will always love the first Beast master movie. It wad fun taking a look at the better of the movie series before jumping to the death of the movie series.

  • Anonymous

    You know, it was oddly relaxing to just sit back and enjoy the Yor musical montage. Just take a moment to loosen up, laugh at the questionable lyrics and hilarious “translation”, just kick back, and enjoy the nice, calm, THEY’RE REMAKING ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, THOSE ROTTEN SONS OF WHORES!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    You know, it was oddly relaxing to just sit back and enjoy the Yor musical montage. Just take a moment to loosen up, laugh at the questionable lyrics and hilarious “translation”, just kick back, and enjoy the nice, calm, THEY’RE REMAKING ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, THOSE ROTTEN SONS OF WHORES!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    You know, it was oddly relaxing to just sit back and enjoy the Yor musical montage. Just take a moment to loosen up, laugh at the questionable lyrics and hilarious “translation”, just kick back, and enjoy the nice, calm, THEY’RE REMAKING ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, THOSE ROTTEN SONS OF WHORES!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think he says, “The old cakepuff.”

  • Anonymous

    I think he says, “The old cakepuff.”

  • Anonymous

    I think he says, “The old cakepuff.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Berger/100001485467311 Michael Berger

    Your new Avatar character is just aswesome …*

    I never saw it as a child, but now after seeing this review, i certainly will!

    *hopefully assuming you’ll use this character from now on

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Berger/100001485467311 Michael Berger

    Your new Avatar character is just aswesome …*

    I never saw it as a child, but now after seeing this review, i certainly will!

    *hopefully assuming you’ll use this character from now on

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Berger/100001485467311 Michael Berger

    Your new Avatar character is just aswesome …*

    I never saw it as a child, but now after seeing this review, i certainly will!

    *hopefully assuming you’ll use this character from now on

  • http://www.mibreviews.com The Man in Black

    Is this Gwenhwyvar’s big screen debut?

  • http://www.mibreviews.com The Man in Black

    Is this Gwenhwyvar’s big screen debut?

  • http://www.mibreviews.com The Man in Black

    Is this Gwenhwyvar’s big screen debut?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505063657 Riley Davis

    Wasn’t this made into a TV show after? I swear I saw a show once with a similar character who had the exact same animals…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

      Yeah, they made a TV show of it to cash in on the Hercules and Xena popularity. It wasn’t too bad, as cheesy adventure shows go.

      • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

        I have never seen this movie, but the TV show came over here and I actually liked it. Cheesy, yes, but nice sunday afternoon entertainment. Like the Godzilla movies.

      • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

        I have never seen this movie, but the TV show came over here and I actually liked it. Cheesy, yes, but nice sunday afternoon entertainment. Like the Godzilla movies.

      • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

        I have never seen this movie, but the TV show came over here and I actually liked it. Cheesy, yes, but nice sunday afternoon entertainment. Like the Godzilla movies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

      Yeah, they made a TV show of it to cash in on the Hercules and Xena popularity. It wasn’t too bad, as cheesy adventure shows go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505063657 Riley Davis

    Wasn’t this made into a TV show after? I swear I saw a show once with a similar character who had the exact same animals…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505063657 Riley Davis

    Wasn’t this made into a TV show after? I swear I saw a show once with a similar character who had the exact same animals…

  • http://www.facebook.com/quin.hunter Quinlin Hunter

    I loved this movie as a kid. Just recently, someone bought me the DVD version, and it carries great nostalgic value. Those bat-creatures with the acidic hugs were scary as hell when you’re 7. I’m happy to say that before this video, I actually didn’t know there was a BM2.

  • http://www.facebook.com/quin.hunter Quinlin Hunter

    I loved this movie as a kid. Just recently, someone bought me the DVD version, and it carries great nostalgic value. Those bat-creatures with the acidic hugs were scary as hell when you’re 7. I’m happy to say that before this video, I actually didn’t know there was a BM2.

  • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

    man spoony has a hard time with sword wielding fantasy movies doesnt he?

    anyway them ferrets were cute- NO KODO!!!!!!!

    dude i havent even seen the movie and that bout put me to tears.

    also, nice plinkett reference.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    more of the god damn Avatar!

    • Anonymous

      Forget about the “god damn Batman,” he’s the God Damned Avatar!

  • Renaissance_nerd

    more of the god damn Avatar!

  • Anonymous

    Is anyone else having trouble with the video not loading? I just have a white box on my screen.

    • Anonymous

      All I’m getting in Safari is the white box too. It works just fine in Firefox though. What the fuck

    • Anonymous

      All I’m getting in Safari is the white box too. It works just fine in Firefox though. What the fuck

    • Anonymous

      All I’m getting in Safari is the white box too. It works just fine in Firefox though. What the fuck

  • Anonymous

    Whoops, double post.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Laskowski/100001009412505 Ryan Laskowski

    The sorcerer is creating mind flayers!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Laskowski/100001009412505 Ryan Laskowski

    The sorcerer is creating mind flayers!

  • http://twitter.com/Robotnik_Prime Dr. Julian Kintobar

    Making fun of someone pointing out the actual problems in a mandatory country wide law that was passed without it being read first and was not condoned by the majority of the citizens is not a very logical move. Just saying.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1775906561 Zedith Starr

      Yeah, but Glen Beck tends to over-dramatize everything and acts like everything is the end of the world, so Spoony’s joke wasn’t the same thing as making fun of a more sensible person who dislikes Obama Care would be. Glen Beck himself acts like a joke, which is one of the factors as to why his daily show is going away. If Spoony took that stab at a more reasonable person, then it wouldn’t be as funny or wouldn’t be funny at all, but frankly, Glen Beck acts like a lunatic.

      I think of Glen Beck as little more than a troll that some people take way too seriously, so I appreciated the joke. It was one of the ones that made me laugh out loud.

      • Anonymous

        Besides, Obamacare targets killing the middle aged to elderly. That was a kid being chucked into the fire. Come on, Glen! Accuracy!

      • Anonymous

        Besides, Obamacare targets killing the middle aged to elderly. That was a kid being chucked into the fire. Come on, Glen! Accuracy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

      “Death panels” are an actual problem now?

    • http://furlugedepot.com/ Furluge

      Oh come on now Kintobar, that statement is totally off base.

      That describes every law passed by the Federal government since 1861, if not earlier. Seriously, every single law passed in almost every legislature, federal, state, and local isn’t read by anyone passing it and isn’t supported by anyone other than those who purchased the “represenatives” beforehand.

    • http://furlugedepot.com/ Furluge

      Oh come on now Kintobar, that statement is totally off base.

      That describes every law passed by the Federal government since 1861, if not earlier. Seriously, every single law passed in almost every legislature, federal, state, and local isn’t read by anyone passing it and isn’t supported by anyone other than those who purchased the “represenatives” beforehand.

    • http://furlugedepot.com/ Furluge

      Oh come on now Kintobar, that statement is totally off base.

      That describes every law passed by the Federal government since 1861, if not earlier. Seriously, every single law passed in almost every legislature, federal, state, and local isn’t read by anyone passing it and isn’t supported by anyone other than those who purchased the “represenatives” beforehand.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Man those weird bat-people that melted you down with acid-hugs freaked me out when I was a kid. I remember that scene above all others in this film just for how freaking scary and strange it was.

  • Necrophil666

    why the hell i cant see anything

  • Necrophil666

    why the hell i cant see anything

  • Anonymous

    Damn you Spoony! Tell where you got such a clean sounding version of Yor’s theme lest I rend the flesh from yor bones!

  • Anonymous

    Damn you Spoony! Tell where you got such a clean sounding version of Yor’s theme lest I rend the flesh from yor bones!

  • Anonymous

    Oh, man, I used to watch this with my dad all the time when I was little (because yes, it was on all the time.)

    You’ve been in top form lately, Spoony– thanks for all the hard work.

  • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

    This movie really isn’t too bad from what you showed. It’s got a simple story, nice enough characters (ahem, never mind me pausing the video at 9:10 to enjoy the view…) , cute/cool animals and it was done very nicely.
    The undistinguishable lyrics of “Yor’s world” will never cease to amaze, I was laughing my ass off at those.
    What is “german food”? We eat the same stuff as you guys in America, don’t we? Hm. Or do you mean Sauerkraut? That might qualify for some “Roos”. :D
    Well, too much meat, too much saturated fats, too much sugar, too much salt, too little vitamins and minerals… Give or take a few hotdogs or a “Schweinebraten”, we’re all pretty much fucked nutritionwise.
    Why do the brown-haired kids in this kind of movies always grow up to be blondes?! It works the other way around! My dad was blond as a kid and his hair grew darker (and fewer) with time.
    Can hardly wait for your autopsy of Beastmaster 2.

  • http://twitter.com/Larslarsen39 Lars larsen

    great review, Spoony

  • http://twitter.com/BlueSatoshi Andrew Petersen

    FURRETS! :’D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Vossen/100000145404231 Nick Vossen

    Really liked the review and got me interested in the movie! Definitely going to pick it up if I can find it! I’m very curious to see the Beastmaster 2 review. also, HE’S GONNA MAKE ALL THEM WHITE BEES LOOK TAME TONIGHT, IN HIS FIIIIIIGHHTTTTT. YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Vossen/100000145404231 Nick Vossen

    Really liked the review and got me interested in the movie! Definitely going to pick it up if I can find it! I’m very curious to see the Beastmaster 2 review. also, HE’S GONNA MAKE ALL THEM WHITE BEES LOOK TAME TONIGHT, IN HIS FIIIIIIGHHTTTTT. YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Vossen/100000145404231 Nick Vossen

    Really liked the review and got me interested in the movie! Definitely going to pick it up if I can find it! I’m very curious to see the Beastmaster 2 review. also, HE’S GONNA MAKE ALL THEM WHITE BEES LOOK TAME TONIGHT, IN HIS FIIIIIIGHHTTTTT. YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

  • Anonymous

    yay spoony’s out of his little rut and back to doing what he does best… ripping shitty movies/games a new asshole. We all go through creative ruts at some point in our lives, best way to get out of it i find is to just remember its all in your head and find something that inspires you like you did with video games live… anyways great to see you back at it sir!

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

      Yeah, it’s awesome. Is it just me or does he also look more well-rested or relaxed or something?

      • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

        Maybe that concert was better for him than we realize.

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

      Yeah, it’s awesome. Is it just me or does he also look more well-rested or relaxed or something?

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

      Yeah, it’s awesome. Is it just me or does he also look more well-rested or relaxed or something?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah Beastmaster was one of my favorites movies as a kid next to Gremlins. It’s also probably the most overplayed class in every fantasy MMO ever made.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah Beastmaster was one of my favorites movies as a kid next to Gremlins. It’s also probably the most overplayed class in every fantasy MMO ever made.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikael-Halling/613311867 Mikael Halling

    I could not remember if i had seen this movie before or not … UNTILL THE ACID MEN CAME ! i thought does things where so cool , like a mix of the toxic avenger and gargoyls =)

    And yes , the move was really good for the time. There where alot of othere movies with similur Conan themes , but adding the animals mad it alot more fun =)

    thumbs up for great movie memories getting revived ^^

    Mikael the Sweeeed

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikael-Halling/613311867 Mikael Halling

    I could not remember if i had seen this movie before or not … UNTILL THE ACID MEN CAME ! i thought does things where so cool , like a mix of the toxic avenger and gargoyls =)

    And yes , the move was really good for the time. There where alot of othere movies with similur Conan themes , but adding the animals mad it alot more fun =)

    thumbs up for great movie memories getting revived ^^

    Mikael the Sweeeed

  • Anonymous

    ….I can’t see it. It’s just a white box for me. That makes me sad ):

  • http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

    Kodo will live…

  • http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

    Kodo will live…

  • Anonymous

    High quality version of Yor’s theme song? Me want! :)

  • Anonymous

    Loved the God damn Avatar bit, again, and the smoking made it even funnier. Please, please make him a reacquiring character!
    Loved this review, I never saw this movie, I did see the tv series as a kid, but I doubt that counts.
    Great job as always Spoony.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

      You surely mean a “recurring” character, right?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

      You surely mean a “recurring” character, right?

  • Anonymous

    Loved the God damn Avatar bit, again, and the smoking made it even funnier. Please, please make him a reacquiring character!
    Loved this review, I never saw this movie, I did see the tv series as a kid, but I doubt that counts.
    Great job as always Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

    Hey Spoony don’t cry over the death of Koto. Just hit him with a Phoenix Down, he’ll be ok!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      You don’t understand! Those things don’t always work…

      • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

        You’re correct. Pheonix downs are for when you have big-ass spells cast on you, like ultima, flare, fire 3, super nova, etc.

        If you were to sacrifice your own life or be killed by a small knife wound (or something equivalent) however, you couldn’t be brought back to life. Although, you would still exist and be able to physically manifest yourself as a spirit at the last, and seemingly hopeless moment, where the villain is about done either ruling the world or destroying it. At that time, you’d use your spirit energy or magic or whatever, to do something simple, yet powerful (or at least symbolically), to save and/or restore the world.

        It’s the laws of Final Fantasy physics! LOL

        • http://www.facebook.com/paul.mcdonald.9634 Paul McDonald

          I disagree. I believe that the phoenix downs are merely a glorified smelling salt. In most final fantasies, you’re not killed, you’re KO’d. When the entire party is knocked out the game is over. In F.F.T., your character would count down until he could be revived. If not revived in time, he would vanish and there would be no chance in resurrection. Although, there’s one loophole in my theory. If it’s true that phoenix downs merely bring you back to consciousness, then why do life spells achieve the same end. Why even have life spells when they can’t bring back Aeris…….sob.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

    Hey Spoony don’t cry over the death of Koto. Just hit him with a Phoenix Down, he’ll be ok!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

    Hey Spoony don’t cry over Koto’s death. Just hit him with a Phoenix Down, he’ll be ok!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

    Hey Spoony don’t cry over Koto’s death. Just hit him with a Phoenix Down, he’ll be ok!

  • http://profiles.google.com/wieckefamily wiecke family

    Ahem, “Autopsy” means to dissect a member of your own species, you may mean “necropsy”, unless you are yourself a horrible sequel?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1775906561 Zedith Starr

      Well, he IS a clone…..

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

        Since he merged with Black Lantern Spoony, does that make him a trilogy or a prequel?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

        Since he merged with Black Lantern Spoony, does that make him a trilogy or a prequel?

        • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

          Since he has his own show that’s based off movies and games, it’s probably a spin-off.

        • Anonymous

          aaaaand my mind is officially broken. Great.

          See, this is why I never went into the Cloning Science or Time Travel bit. Keeping track of everything is so confusing!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

            Sorry MulletMan, I keep a flowchart by my bed to keep the associations and connections organized. Also you were my 2nd favorite Mega Man boss

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

          He IS the one formerly known as Black Lantern Spoony.

          The clone merged with HIM, not the other way around.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

        Since he merged with Black Lantern Spoony, does that make him a trilogy or a prequel?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

        The clone has been absorbed. This is the original Spoony, who is no longer a Black Lantern.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

      Wieke Family wrote: “Ahem, “Autopsy” means to dissect a member of your own species, you may mean “necropsy”,(…)”

      I’m sorry, what? That’s nonsense. You can perform autopsies on any sort of dead body, including animals. Necropsy is merely a less often used synonym for a dissection of a dead body. Semantically, you can even perform an autopsy of a work of literature, although I’ve never heard that actually used instead of the term review.

      Definition of AUTOPSY as per Merriam-Webster dictionary:
      1: an examination of a body after death to determine the cause of death or the character and extent of changes produced by disease —called also necropsy
      2: a critical examination, evaluation, or assessment of someone or something past

      MedicineNet.com
      http://www.medicinenet.com/autopsy/article.htm
      defines autopsy simply as [quote]: An autopsy (also known as a post-mortem examination or obduction) is the examination of the body of a dead person and is performed primarily to determine the cause of death, to identify or characterize the extent of disease states that the person may have had, or to determine whether a particular medical or surgical treatment has been effective. In academic institutions, autopsies sometimes are also requested for teaching and research purposes. Forensic autopsies are autopsies with legal implications and are performed to determine if death was an accident, homicide, suicide, or a natural event. The word autopsy is derived from the Greek word autopsia: “to see with one’s own eyes.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

      Wieke Family wrote: “Ahem, “Autopsy” means to dissect a member of your own species, you may mean “necropsy”,(…)”

      I’m sorry, what? That’s nonsense. You can perform autopsies on any sort of dead body, including animals. Necropsy is merely a less often used synonym for a dissection of a dead body. Semantically, you can even perform an autopsy of a work of literature, although I’ve never heard that actually used instead of the term review.

      Definition of AUTOPSY as per Merriam-Webster dictionary:
      1: an examination of a body after death to determine the cause of death or the character and extent of changes produced by disease —called also necropsy
      2: a critical examination, evaluation, or assessment of someone or something past

      MedicineNet.com
      http://www.medicinenet.com/autopsy/article.htm
      defines autopsy simply as [quote]: An autopsy (also known as a post-mortem examination or obduction) is the examination of the body of a dead person and is performed primarily to determine the cause of death, to identify or characterize the extent of disease states that the person may have had, or to determine whether a particular medical or surgical treatment has been effective. In academic institutions, autopsies sometimes are also requested for teaching and research purposes. Forensic autopsies are autopsies with legal implications and are performed to determine if death was an accident, homicide, suicide, or a natural event. The word autopsy is derived from the Greek word autopsia: “to see with one’s own eyes.”

  • http://twitter.com/HikerYote Hiker Yote

    First of all, where on earth did you get and entire extra verse/chorus to Yor’s World? I need that song! I was convinced at first that you’d gotten someone to recreate the Yor theme with hilarious alternate lyrics. So I watched the credits to see who it was, and that brings us to point two…

    You kinda forgot to credit the Yor clips at the end. Not that anyone’s going to come down on you for copyright infringement over Yor, just sayin’, if you’re gonna referemnce The Man you should give proper credit.

  • Chris Hekman
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      Have you experienced the Quickening and can you explain the magical orange juice ceremony between Macleod and Ramirez?

  • Anonymous

    KODO ;_;

    NEVAR FORGET

  • Anonymous

    KODO ;_;

    NEVAR FORGET

  • Anonymous

    Apparently, the tiger died of cancer because of the black dye they used on him. Anyway, a question remain, wich is the worse sequel to a sword&sorcery movie that resulted in a tv show and the movie serie never recovering from it? Highlander the quickening, Beastmaster through the portal of time or Conan the destroyer?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      “Conan the Destroyer” has the whole “making a PG-13 sequel to an R-rated movie” thing, so it wins by far.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      “Conan the Destroyer” has the whole “making a PG-13 sequel to an R-rated movie” thing, so it wins by far.

    • Anonymous

      Let’s put it this way: the Highlander series had three movies after Quickening. Beastmaster had another movie (The Eye of Braxus) after Through the Portal of Time. Conan the Destroyer, on the other hand, was the last Conan movie to be made, and there would be no Conan movie until this year.

      The Highlander and Beastmaster movie franchises survived their second movies. The Conan franchise didn’t, to the point where there hasn’t been a Conan film in the 26 years since Destroyer was released. One could argue over the merits of the three films, but Destroyer is the only one that actually ended a movie franchise after only two films.

    • Anonymous

      Let’s put it this way: the Highlander series had three movies after Quickening. Beastmaster had another movie (The Eye of Braxus) after Through the Portal of Time. Conan the Destroyer, on the other hand, was the last Conan movie to be made, and there would be no Conan movie until this year.

      The Highlander and Beastmaster movie franchises survived their second movies. The Conan franchise didn’t, to the point where there hasn’t been a Conan film in the 26 years since Destroyer was released. One could argue over the merits of the three films, but Destroyer is the only one that actually ended a movie franchise after only two films.

    • Anonymous

      Let’s put it this way: the Highlander series had three movies after Quickening. Beastmaster had another movie (The Eye of Braxus) after Through the Portal of Time. Conan the Destroyer, on the other hand, was the last Conan movie to be made, and there would be no Conan movie until this year.

      The Highlander and Beastmaster movie franchises survived their second movies. The Conan franchise didn’t, to the point where there hasn’t been a Conan film in the 26 years since Destroyer was released. One could argue over the merits of the three films, but Destroyer is the only one that actually ended a movie franchise after only two films.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    Im really digging the fact all your end credits lately have been Manowar songs. Hail and kill!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Johnston/512453724 Lee Johnston

    Damn fine review! Loved the Plinkett reference and it was timed perfectly too! All around hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    Noah, you got some really weird advertisements. Seriously, what the fuck is Cock Robin? I can understand that a lot of these link to awful web comics or porn, but you have to be a pretty depraved motherfucker to click on a link with a shacked foot.

    Oh well, these advertisers pay the bills. Do you get paid if someone accidentally clicks on one? If you can promise me that one of these won’t harm my computer, I will spend the whole day paying you with my index finger.

    • Anonymous

      While Spoony does earn money if people click on the ads, clicking on ads just because you’re a fan of Spoony can technically be considered click fraud. Though I have to admit, I want to know wtf is going on with “Cock Robin”.

  • Anonymous

    Spoony: You can’t get Beastmaster II on DVD.

    Me: Found it! http://stores.sumogorilla.com/-strse-381/Beastmaster-2,-DVD/Detail.bok

    (Note: I am not responsible for any and all copyright lawsuits that result from this post)

    :-P

  • http://furlugedepot.com/ Furluge

    Wow Spoony, VHS. You’re going to have to go beyond the portal of time just to find a VCR to play the damn thing. XD (Seriously, anyone ever have that moment when they come across a VHS tape and then realize they don’t have the players for them hooked up to the TV anymore?)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      While it is true I currently don’t have my VCR hooked up, I still have the cables to do so. However, I will admit to having a record player, VHS camcorder, and Virtual Boy. I never did decide what to do with that damn Virtual Boy.

  • http://furlugedepot.com/ Furluge

    Wow Spoony, VHS. You’re going to have to go beyond the portal of time just to find a VCR to play the damn thing. XD (Seriously, anyone ever have that moment when they come across a VHS tape and then realize they don’t have the players for them hooked up to the TV anymore?)

  • Anonymous

    It’s nice to have you back, Spoony : )

  • Anonymous

    It’s nice to have you back, Spoony : )

  • http://www.facebook.com/JonSleeper Jonathan Sleeper

    “What are we?”

    “Bats!”

    “What do we want?”

    “Insects!”

    “When do we want ‘em?”

    “Now! Squeak squeak!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/JonSleeper Jonathan Sleeper

    “What are we?”

    “Bats!”

    “What do we want?”

    “Insects!”

    “When do we want ‘em?”

    “Now! Squeak squeak!”

  • Anonymous

    Spoony: “What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’M THE GODDAMN AVATAR!”

    • Anonymous

      Awesome, just awesome!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

        “Beastmaster 2″ is nothing put pain and death, and the rage of the beast!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

        “Beastmaster 2″ is nothing put pain and death, and the rage of the beast!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      I don’t think there is any way I can read that line and not use the growly Batman voice

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

      I don’t think there is any way I can read that line and not use the growly Batman voice

  • http://twitter.com/Vanvidum Vanvidum Strype

    “Yeah, I’m the renown-winning warrior, the Goddamn Avatar. Who the fuck are you?”

  • http://twitter.com/Vanvidum Vanvidum Strype

    “Yeah, I’m the renown-winning warrior, the Goddamn Avatar. Who the fuck are you?”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4LM23I53VCE4KUVGC4GI6XYCVU toms

    An interesting idea to show the first film before the hate because I have never seen the first film, I thought that Beastmasters was just a TV show.
    Also: what about the TV show, was it faithful, popular, did it add to the mythos etc?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Jones/1439561166 Timothy Jones

    FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I hope we get some commentary on the Canadian/Australian series.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lessthansign3 Janna Seliger

    Weasels!! :D

    I have two ferrets, and they are awesome lil’ critters. I highly recommend them for anyone who wants a great pet and has the time to dedicate to them. You can’t just leave them in a cage all day. As demonstrated in the film, they are very smart, and although you can’t exactly train them to jump through the air and lunge for a man’s jugular, it wouldn’t take much effort to train them to steal panties as it comes naturally ;) hehe they’ll steal your underwear if they’re able. Mine stick to socks, mostly.

    Oh, and if you ever consider a ferret, get two. I made the mistake of getting just one at first… and Kira drove me nuts! She expected *me* to play with her constantly for several hours a day. A few months later, I got Dukat. They keep each other entertained and, for the most part, out of trouble. …for the most part :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/lessthansign3 Janna Seliger

    Weasels!! :D

    I have two ferrets, and they are awesome lil’ critters. I highly recommend them for anyone who wants a great pet and has the time to dedicate to them. You can’t just leave them in a cage all day. As demonstrated in the film, they are very smart, and although you can’t exactly train them to jump through the air and lunge for a man’s jugular, it wouldn’t take much effort to train them to steal panties as it comes naturally ;) hehe they’ll steal your underwear if they’re able. Mine stick to socks, mostly.

    Oh, and if you ever consider a ferret, get two. I made the mistake of getting just one at first… and Kira drove me nuts! She expected *me* to play with her constantly for several hours a day. A few months later, I got Dukat. They keep each other entertained and, for the most part, out of trouble. …for the most part :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/lessthansign3 Janna Seliger

    Weasels!! :D

    I have two ferrets, and they are awesome lil’ critters. I highly recommend them for anyone who wants a great pet and has the time to dedicate to them. You can’t just leave them in a cage all day. As demonstrated in the film, they are very smart, and although you can’t exactly train them to jump through the air and lunge for a man’s jugular, it wouldn’t take much effort to train them to steal panties as it comes naturally ;) hehe they’ll steal your underwear if they’re able. Mine stick to socks, mostly.

    Oh, and if you ever consider a ferret, get two. I made the mistake of getting just one at first… and Kira drove me nuts! She expected *me* to play with her constantly for several hours a day. A few months later, I got Dukat. They keep each other entertained and, for the most part, out of trouble. …for the most part :P

  • Anonymous

    Great review that felt like the reviews of old, which was awesome. Seems like a return to form for Spoony and it seems he feels better nowadays….and I am not implying that the last reviews sucked, I just mean that they were different and this felt a lot like the old time reviews (pre-moving out).

    Additionally….so many videos lately, Spoony is spoiling us :)

  • http://thesharpening.blogspot.com/ Hellfish

    Oh, spooooooooon! There’s a TV series too, don’t forget!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      That’s nothing. In my native country, it was called “Invasión Junk”.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      That’s nothing. In my native country, it was called “Invasión Junk”.

  • http://twitter.com/unacomn unacomn

    Huh, never new the second one was so hated. I kinda liked it. But heck, in early post-communist Romania, if it was on video tape, it was awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Fumero/100000153843491 Kevin Fumero

    Love the RedLetterMedia reference, perfect timing! Great review, really feels fresh and its hilarious.

    I also LOVE when you use Yor’s World theme. Its hilarious but at the same time an awesome listen. I would totally play that after some Flash Gordon anytime. Its awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Fumero/100000153843491 Kevin Fumero

    Love the RedLetterMedia reference, perfect timing! Great review, really feels fresh and its hilarious.

    I also LOVE when you use Yor’s World theme. Its hilarious but at the same time an awesome listen. I would totally play that after some Flash Gordon anytime. Its awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/adamantyr Adam Haase

    Great review. I have Beastmaster on DVD as well, watched it on TV back in the 80′s. Another Conan-wannabe flick you can review is “The Sword and the Sorcerer”, also available on DVD, although with a lot less going for it than Beastmaster.

    I really can’t believe Marc Singer did the sequels… I think he really just wanted to play Dar again, and didn’t realize how BAD they would end up being.

    Oh, you HAVE to do the Deathstalker movies at some point. At least the first two. First one is a crude Conan imitation that tries to be serious… the second is campy but enormous fun to watch… or maybe I was just high on sugared soda or something, I just remember watching it with my brother and a friend and we were howling the whole time.

    • http://twitter.com/AlCoolAJ A Jag

      Odd that I felt the exact opposite about Deathstalker. watched 1 and 2 in a row with friends, who all LOVED the first one, but the second one had us groaning and we almost didn’t finish it.

      Also the sequels are only worth watching BECAUSE the Singer is staring in them. He just loved the character to death! Check out his IMDB profile picture. Of course even he couldn’t save the train wreck known as Beastmaster 2. (Although I always found the new cat companion in each movie pretty funny)

  • http://www.facebook.com/adamantyr Adam Haase

    Great review. I have Beastmaster on DVD as well, watched it on TV back in the 80′s. Another Conan-wannabe flick you can review is “The Sword and the Sorcerer”, also available on DVD, although with a lot less going for it than Beastmaster.

    I really can’t believe Marc Singer did the sequels… I think he really just wanted to play Dar again, and didn’t realize how BAD they would end up being.

    Oh, you HAVE to do the Deathstalker movies at some point. At least the first two. First one is a crude Conan imitation that tries to be serious… the second is campy but enormous fun to watch… or maybe I was just high on sugared soda or something, I just remember watching it with my brother and a friend and we were howling the whole time.

  • http://twitter.com/kuroitenshi kuroitenshi

    OMFG Your butter faces comment slayed me I went back and listened to it 6 times. *dies laughing again*

  • Princess Stabbity

    AHH!!! The Beastmaster! To this day it’s still one of my favorite movies of the genre. And.. I knew that effect used for the bird rescuing the kid was bad, but I’d never noticed just *how* bad till now.
    Still, The Beastmaster and The Goddamn Avatar in one review? My day is made. Fabulous.

  • Princess Stabbity

    AHH!!! The Beastmaster! To this day it’s still one of my favorite movies of the genre. And.. I knew that effect used for the bird rescuing the kid was bad, but I’d never noticed just *how* bad till now.
    Still, The Beastmaster and The Goddamn Avatar in one review? My day is made. Fabulous.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

    Parodying Beastmaster via Turkish Star Wars clips to a filk version of Yor’s theme song? Wow, that’s achieving heights of meta-referencing. ;-)

    I can’t shake the feeling that Beastmaster with its black tiger was the prototype blueprint for later fantasy heroes with black panther companions, like Drizzt D’oh (you know who I mean).

    “Leather-fetish gimp monsters” had me giggling madly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MCK6CIYZ2C55FES3NW4BAOTG4E Christina

    Parodying Beastmaster via Turkish Star Wars clips to a filk version of Yor’s theme song? Wow, that’s achieving heights of meta-referencing. ;-)

    I can’t shake the feeling that Beastmaster with its black tiger was the prototype blueprint for later fantasy heroes with black panther companions, like Drizzt D’oh (you know who I mean).

    “Leather-fetish gimp monsters” had me giggling madly.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Spoony will talk about that terrible Beastmaster TV show.

    Those Bat Monsters scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, the way they just drop your skeleton.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    “Dude, they killed the cute little ferret? That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!”

    And now Spoony knows how millions of children across the world felt when they saw “The Princess and the Frog”…

  • http://thehobbybox.blogspot.com JOSH

    I do remember Beast Master 2 and watched it in VHS. I was a kid so it doesn’t matter to me whether its good or bad, as long as I was able to watch action/adventure movies back then (^^)

    Nice video there Spoony, looking forward to the next

    Thanks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Steppens/685235350 John Steppens

    I’m gonna get flak for this but It’s not the power of heart. It’s the life stream as in the entire thing Sephiroth wanted in the first place to be infused with the power of billions of souls.

    Don’t discribe it like some lazy love heals all deus ex machina. The entire game foreshadowed then ending.

    Sephiroths plan was to be standing at the center when the lifestream came so he could become a god and since using the lifestream in this expends it (like mako) it just cost millions of dead souls to save the planet.

    I sound like such a geek. :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Steppens/685235350 John Steppens

    Dammit how do i delete this I posted in the wrong place.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

    Ah, good Ol’ Spoony. By the way, I’m wondering where he seems to get the posters? Does he wait to do the reviews until he finds the appropriate poster, or does he have a supplier that he tells the next movie he’s gonna review and the guy finds it for him?

  • Anonymous

    I had forgotten how flimsy looking that ghetto boomerang was. The Glave from “Krull” it is not.

    All things considered, Malox may be one of the lamest sword and sorcery villains ever. He isn’t even much of a challenge for Dar to handle. Throw some lightning! Fireballs! Fucking Magic Missile, at least!

  • Anonymous

    Man, those guards who choked themselves are hardcore. You need to make a noose in a specific way to kill you instantly. Otherwise, you’re gonna choke to death.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

      it took years or rigorous training to kill themselves. Some people train for years to kill others, these badasses went a totally different direction with it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

      it took years or rigorous training to kill themselves. Some people train for years to kill others, these badasses went a totally different direction with it.

  • Anonymous

    Man, those guards who choked themselves are hardcore. You need to make a noose in a specific way to kill you instantly. Otherwise, you’re gonna choke to death.

  • Anonymous

    Im not able to see the last two videos? (videogames live and this one) It comes up with a small white box both on the main page and when opened seperately??? anyone else having this trouble?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

    DAMMIT (sob) Why kill ferret?

  • http://www.facebook.com/laughingwarlock Ian Price

    I CAN’T SEE IT!
    I CAN’T SEE IT!
    I CAN’T SEE IT!

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Robert Groulx

    If anyone’s having problems with the video, try either going to get.adobe.com/flashplayer to install the latest Flash Player and then restarting your browser, or just try another browser entirely (IE, Firefox, Google Chrome, etc.).

  • Anonymous

    Yes! Beastmaster is a good moive! A story of a young hero who have an awesome tiger and a couple of ferrets, beat a wizard and then his entire army, and end up fucking his sexy cousin (it’s the dark ages, they all did it back then).

    The sequels… Well, Beastmaster 2 is a batshit insane disaster. Beastmaster 3 is just boring, like a failed Deathstalker movie. All in all I thin the 2nd one is better than the third one, because batshit insane disaster beat boring.

    • Anonymous

      Wait, there was a Beastmaster 3? I though that only myth.

      A horrible, horrible myth…

      • Anonymous

        The Eye of Braxxus. They try to go back to the roots, but end up creating something quite dull.

      • Anonymous

        The Eye of Braxxus. They try to go back to the roots, but end up creating something quite dull.

  • Anonymous

    Tried the suggestions with updating FlashPlayer, have already got latest version. That being said however I tried opening the videos up in Firefox (as opposed to Safari) and all is working now. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Barrens/502393286 Jacob Barrens

    NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

      I don’t see James anywhere in this review…

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

        that closing line was classic Nerd lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

        that closing line was classic Nerd lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

        that closing line was classic Nerd lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Hayden/1720262285 Matt Hayden

    One of your best Spoony. I especially loved the Yor’s World song which never gets old and any review with clips from MST3K is A-ok by me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1012387039 Thom Vanhorton

    Please tell me you are also going to review Beastmaster: The Eye of Braxus. I remember renting that as a kid thinking it couldn’t be worse than Beastmaster 2.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

      And was it worse?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1012387039 Thom Vanhorton

        The set actually wobbles at one point

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

          In the words of Doug Walker: “Whaaa…?”

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1012387039 Thom Vanhorton

            Fucking serious, there is a scene where they are fighting and someone taps the corridor wall and it wobbles like its made of a cardboard cutout.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

          In the words of Doug Walker: “Whaaa…?”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

      And was it worse?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

      And was it worse?

  • Anonymous

    Seriously Spoony, you have to tell us where you found such a full, high quality version of the Yor’s World title song. That is awesome, and I would definitely listen to it.

    This review was great… and hey, who doesn’t want to train animals in order to get laid with random chicks?

    • http://twitter.com/Mindwipe01 Mindwipe

      It sounds like the one I got off of iTunes, actually.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

        Ignore/delete this. Wrong post.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

        Ignore/delete this. Wrong post.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

        Ignore/delete this. Wrong post.

    • http://twitter.com/Mindwipe01 Mindwipe

      It sounds like the one I got off of iTunes, actually.

    • http://twitter.com/Mindwipe01 Mindwipe

      It sounds like the one I got off of iTunes, actually.

    • http://twitter.com/Mindwipe01 Mindwipe

      It sounds like the one I got off of iTunes, actually.

  • Anonymous

    This was sort of an odd review, I’m not used to seeing you be this nice to a film and it felt like it was very NC like with alot of inserts from other things in it.

    Not bad just odd like this is a new emergence of a new style of review from you

  • Anonymous

    wait being able to talk to animals dr dolittle

  • Anonymous

    wait being able to talk to animals dr dolittle

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronny-Crag-Hack-Kjølstad/100000500139386 Ronny Crag Hack Kjølstad

    R.I.P kodo :(
    poor ferret

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

      He’s the true hero of the movie, at least he knocked up Podo

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronny-Crag-Hack-Kjølstad/100000500139386 Ronny Crag Hack Kjølstad

    R.I.P kodo :(
    poor ferret

  • Anonymous

    Caber.

  • Anonymous

    Caber.

  • Anonymous

    Caber.

  • http://profiles.google.com/chriswithers128 Christopher Withers

    i can’t get the video to work actually

  • http://profiles.google.com/chriswithers128 Christopher Withers

    i can’t get the video to work actually

  • http://profiles.google.com/chriswithers128 Christopher Withers

    i can’t get the video to work actually

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zack-Willett/100000804229575 Zack Willett

    Seems like a good groundwork for an okay series, but just from concept alone I see how the sequel could fail, it’s just TOO big a jump from one movie to the next!

  • Anonymous

    Great video, Spoony. Nice to see you back on form. Going to be checking this out sometime. Poor Koto. Damn movies, killing all the animals. Slaughter as many humans as you want, but leave the dogs, cats, and ferrets alone goddammit!

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    “Once you start impregnating cows, I think you’ve really got to take a step back.” A lot of good wisdom here.

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    “Once you start impregnating cows, I think you’ve really got to take a step back.” A lot of good wisdom here.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    Beastmaster is okay. It’s no Deathstalker 2, but hey.

    • Anonymous

      The Deathstalker movies are great fun!!

    • Anonymous

      The Deathstalker movies are great fun!!

  • Renaissance_nerd

    “I’m the goddamn Avatar!”

    One sentence to end all woes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

      I’m loving the Avatar segments lately. I want to see another trio review with Insano, Spoony, but this time instead of the bum use the Goddamn Avatar!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pete.bucci Pete Bucci

    Ah yes, a classic piece from Sign of the Hammer. well done spoony, well done. RIP Scott Colombus! INTO GLORY RIDE m/ …something tells me that I’m the only one that recognizes Manowar.

    • Renaissance_nerd

      too late my friend i said that about 50 posts down

      • http://www.facebook.com/pete.bucci Pete Bucci

        Good I’m not the only one. Man, it sucks that Scott’s gone :( all my heroes are dropping like flies :( :(

        • Renaissance_nerd

          tell me about it RIP Scott, forever carry on

        • Renaissance_nerd

          tell me about it RIP Scott, forever carry on

        • Renaissance_nerd

          tell me about it RIP Scott, forever carry on

        • Renaissance_nerd

          tell me about it RIP Scott, forever carry on

  • Anonymous

    Not actually sure about this, and this is probably even more of a downer than a ferret’s brave in-movie sacrifice, but the tiger – because a trained black panther was either impossible to find and too small – eventually died from dye or paint they covered it with for the movie. That’s also why the tiger in the second is just an unpainted tiger.

  • http://twitter.com/Original_O David

    I remember also seeing it as a little kid and enjoying it. We both know the 2nd film is atrocious but whats your thoughts on the later sequels they made such as “Beastmaster 3: Eye of Braxus” or the TV Series that Tried to Reboot the character?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marco-Sainte/1288934388 Marco Sainte

    Oh my god… Beastmaster! I used to love this movie as a kid; every time they showed it on TV I made sure to watch it. It’s great that you finally got around to reviewing it. The sequel though… let’s just say that when I did see that abomination, I experienced a rage of biblical proportions. Can’t wait to see you tear that waste of cinema a new one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

    You know what is really funny, I stumbled across a VHS computer drive the other day. It supposedly used VHS tapes for storage. I wonder if it could make ripping VHS easier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Eis/1464941192 Matthew Eis

    You know what is really funny, I stumbled across a VHS computer drive the other day. It supposedly used VHS tapes for storage. I wonder if it could make ripping VHS easier?

  • Anonymous

    Great to see Spoony back in the saddle. An entertaining “review”, though external sound clips were used a tad too much for my taste. Also Manowar, I was just listening to the Sign of the Hammer album this morning. <3

    • Renaissance_nerd

      Im mourning for Scott i will be listening to nothing but Manowar for the rest of April

  • Anonymous

    Great to see Spoony back in the saddle. An entertaining “review”, though external sound clips were used a tad too much for my taste. Also Manowar, I was just listening to the Sign of the Hammer album this morning. <3

  • Anonymous

    That was a really good review, Spoony! Very fun to watch, very funny. I about pissed myself laughing at the Suicide Squad…and then you made the actual joke! That has got to be the most ridiculous act of villainous intimidation I’ve ever seen in a work of fiction. Between that and the “seduction phases” gag, this was probably one of the funnier videos I’ve seen you do. I’m really looking forward to the follow-up!

  • Anonymous

    That was a really good review, Spoony! Very fun to watch, very funny. I about pissed myself laughing at the Suicide Squad…and then you made the actual joke! That has got to be the most ridiculous act of villainous intimidation I’ve ever seen in a work of fiction. Between that and the “seduction phases” gag, this was probably one of the funnier videos I’ve seen you do. I’m really looking forward to the follow-up!

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Magic is one of those things where you do something for the reason “Because I can”… So is a spell for impregnating cows all that weird?

    • Anonymous

      Its more about teleporting a healthy human baby into cow in the process of trying to kill it, and in the offshoot of failing giving it the power to communicate with all animals.

      So its basically the difference of using magical energies equal to the output of the Hoover dam in a long and drawn out process to try and kill an unborn child who’s suppose to kill you, and in the process make certain that they are indeed the brat who will eventually off you, and as Spoony says just taking a baseball bat to the mom’s belly when you’ve already got her and the dad at your mercy for all the magical expense of a flashlight.

      So its kind of a massive waste of effort and energy if not also weird.

      • Anonymous

        Actually the director’s cut of the film states the child was to be sacrificed to the god Ar after being stolen from the womb and branded. Apparently that would have pleased Ar greatly.

        • Anonymous

          Ar likes weird shit.

    • Anonymous

      Its more about teleporting a healthy human baby into cow in the process of trying to kill it, and in the offshoot of failing giving it the power to communicate with all animals.

      So its basically the difference of using magical energies equal to the output of the Hoover dam in a long and drawn out process to try and kill an unborn child who’s suppose to kill you, and in the process make certain that they are indeed the brat who will eventually off you, and as Spoony says just taking a baseball bat to the mom’s belly when you’ve already got her and the dad at your mercy for all the magical expense of a flashlight.

      So its kind of a massive waste of effort and energy if not also weird.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KQZM4I3JX6F27LT4EM2Y27IFMU Corey

      besides magic does not need to be explained just ask joe quesada.

  • Anonymous

    Uhhhh..yeah. I think I’m gonna go watch Conan the Barbarian now. It’s cheesey, but at least it’s badass at the same time. This just looks cheesey. Thanks for subtitles during the training montage though. Reminded me of the South Park anime song.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SMCR43K7B7ILAPDEYDF2TFAHXQ Beyluna

    I did have a ferret as a kid. they are awesome… never really tried to train him to do things….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000678976561 Katherine Wolf

    R.I.P Ferret (I couldn’t make out the name…Kode I believe?)

  • Anonymous

    good review of a movie I can barely remember . Totally agree on Tanya Roberts being smoking hot ( in this movie… , at that time… ) !
    The Beastmaster rocks for using his powers to get chicks …

  • Anonymous

    “I’m the goddamn Avatar!” You see, that’s the reason I quit smoking: there’s too much risk of accidentally throwing the cigarette buts into moats of tar and incinerating humans and animals.

    This was a brilliant review, hit a lot of familiar spots (everytime I see an Avatar gag I just can’t stop grinning), and reminded me very much of the Yor’s world review in its style (and yes, I get that there are a lot of similarities between Yor’s world and Beastmaster (the “Yor’s World” theme song was a tiny give away), but still). I did have a few issues watching the vid though (couldn’t watch it on Safari and had to update Firefox to get it to work), but I don’t know whether other people had this problem as well, or it was just my computer continually trying to plot my downfall and kill me before I take over the universe in parallel dimension alpha.

    In any case, I really enjoyed this vid immensely. In between being in and out of hospital and doctor’s appointments, its shows like this that really keep my sanity together and keep me laughing, so thankyou to Spoony for providing such high quality entertainment.

    This movie actually looks pretty damn interesting, so I may try to find a copy of it and watch it before the review of Beastmaster 2. From the “portal through time” 10 second clip of it at the end, it really looks like the sequel sucks (anything that tries to seriously rip off Back To The Future automatically goes onto my “To Burn In Hell” list). I reserve final judgement for now, but I’m looking forward to seeing it ripped a new one.

  • http://twitter.com/AJRimmer5 AJRimmer

    Mental note: being thrown into giant pit of fire is not covered by Obamacare. Glad I watched this review, cause that would have been embarrassing.

    Excellent review Spoony one. You hit a pop culture trifecta here, managing to combine The Beastmaster, Yor’s World and Turkish Star Wars together into one awesome montage! Funny stuff.

  • http://twitter.com/AJRimmer5 AJRimmer

    Mental note: being thrown into giant pit of fire is not covered by Obamacare. Glad I watched this review, cause that would have been embarrassing.

    Excellent review Spoony one. You hit a pop culture trifecta here, managing to combine The Beastmaster, Yor’s World and Turkish Star Wars together into one awesome montage! Funny stuff.

  • Anonymous

    I know I might piss off a lot of people but you know what was better then Beastmaster The Movie. Beastmaster: the show. That show was wonderful and while every show has a few bad episode I have to say very rarely was I disapointed with the show.

    And come on the main bad guy for most of the show started out using Bone weapons.

  • Anonymous

    I know I might piss off a lot of people but you know what was better then Beastmaster The Movie. Beastmaster: the show. That show was wonderful and while every show has a few bad episode I have to say very rarely was I disapointed with the show.

    And come on the main bad guy for most of the show started out using Bone weapons.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shorty1k Clayton Trotz

    Oh man, I loved Beastmaster as a kid, my older brothers got me to watch it. Also it looks like Burton could use some dusting off eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shorty1k Clayton Trotz

    Oh man, I loved Beastmaster as a kid, my older brothers got me to watch it. Also it looks like Burton could use some dusting off eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shorty1k Clayton Trotz

    Oh man, I loved Beastmaster as a kid, my older brothers got me to watch it. Also it looks like Burton could use some dusting off eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shorty1k Clayton Trotz

    Oh man, I loved Beastmaster as a kid, my older brothers got me to watch it. Also it looks like Burton could use some dusting off eh?

  • http://twitter.com/JJJMMM1 JM

    Pointless trivia: one of those nasty witch thingies is Wayne Gretzky’s wife since ’87.

  • http://twitter.com/JJJMMM1 JM

    Pointless trivia: one of those nasty witch thingies is Wayne Gretzky’s wife since ’87.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roberto-Rivera/41115086 Roberto Rivera

    I always thought the “Bat Guy” or the man in the black helmet kinda looked like Lord Humongous from MAD MAX XD

  • Anonymous

    wow that was great. didn’t they make a horrible tv series about this. the main character looks like a butch till gay he-manish luke skywalker whose mother cuts his hair and stole she-ra’s tiara just so he could go on a bender. killer ferrets? killer ferrets? i mean we wouldn’t want to have the gigantic cat kill anyone now would we…..

    I’m spade and boomp boomp ain’t it great to be crazy?

  • Anonymous

    wow that was great. didn’t they make a horrible tv series about this. the main character looks like a butch till gay he-manish luke skywalker whose mother cuts his hair and stole she-ra’s tiara just so he could go on a bender. killer ferrets? killer ferrets? i mean we wouldn’t want to have the gigantic cat kill anyone now would we…..

    I’m spade and boomp boomp ain’t it great to be crazy?

  • Anonymous

    Was that black guy at the end Cleo MacDowell from Coming to America?

  • Anonymous

    Was that black guy at the end Cleo MacDowell from Coming to America?

  • http://profiles.google.com/kellencrebbin Kellen Crebbin

    The gimp beserkers look like medieval Fleshpounds… Watching that scene of the guards cowering in terror reminds me of many a round gone awry.

  • Anonymous

    Love the new videos! Glad to see that you are back and better than ever. Cheers!

  • http://twitter.com/TromaDogg Tezz Williams

    Great review, can’t wait to see you tear apart the shitty sequel.

    I do think Beastmaster 2 was just a *little* better though than Beastmaster 3: The Eye Of Braxxus….goddamn that movie sucked shit through a straw even back when I first saw it when I was younger. Beastmaster 2, pathetic as it is, at least tried to be a bit original and I think they were trying to ape the Masters Of The Universe movie. Beastmaster 3 is just an unholy fucking mess with embarrasing special effects and costumes.

  • http://twitter.com/TromaDogg Tezz Williams

    Great review, can’t wait to see you tear apart the shitty sequel.

    I do think Beastmaster 2 was just a *little* better though than Beastmaster 3: The Eye Of Braxxus….goddamn that movie sucked shit through a straw even back when I first saw it when I was younger. Beastmaster 2, pathetic as it is, at least tried to be a bit original and I think they were trying to ape the Masters Of The Universe movie. Beastmaster 3 is just an unholy fucking mess with embarrasing special effects and costumes.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t think I forgot about Last Flight to HELL :] I’ve been hanging in the balance and my arms are friggin’ sore as shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ali-Ghazi/100002182923744 Ali Ghazi

    Great review,Spoony!
    Yay,Dr Insano!:)

  • http://twitter.com/SanJ922 Sanjay Dharawat

    For there ain’t no creature in the Land or Sea, quite as dear to me as the great Kodo!!!

  • http://twitter.com/SanJ922 Sanjay Dharawat

    For there ain’t no creature in the Land or Sea, quite as dear to me as the great Kodo!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=822208694 Christian Folk

    Dig the t-shirt Spoony. BTILC is a classic

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    Sweet review spoony. I really enjoy the love you put into each of you movie reviews. Its makes it enjoyable to watch.

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    Sweet review spoony. I really enjoy the love you put into each of you movie reviews. Its makes it enjoyable to watch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam

    Poor little ferret.;_; But the babies were so damn cute, and that tiger was awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tidushi Tidus Yong

    You know what be freaking hardcore those hug-n-kill man thingys to cary signs saying: free hugs ;P

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2TTCWYOI5FOVQCEXPBUST2P5OU Jessica

    lol that was funny with the whole defensive scene about xcom. The look on AngryJoe’s face was priceless.

  • http://profiles.google.com/quackerilla Nathaniel page

    For some reason the video doesn’t appear as normal. It’s just a small white rectangle…

  • http://profiles.google.com/davidsirritation David bembenek

    You know having henchman willing to kill themselves for you by hanging could be useful… if you needed a longer pull chain on a ceiling fan I guess.

  • Anonymous

    I really didn’t think the suicide thing was as unnecessary and silly as you make it out to be. Hell, I didn’t think it was unnecessary and silly at all. It shows us how loyal his followers are, indeed making him a big threat.

  • http://www.youtube.com/deathwing107 deathwing107

    “This is probably what Glenn Beck thinks Obamacare looks like.”

    That’s a political joke that Lewis Black would be proud of, haha!

  • http://www.youtube.com/deathwing107 deathwing107

    “This is probably what Glenn Beck thinks Obamacare looks like.”

    That’s a political joke that Lewis Black would be proud of, haha!

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    yeah, I remember the ferret dying when I was little too, I just sort of stared for a good three minutes expecting him to somehow pop out of the fire.

    The dark tiger is made of win.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Ásgeirr-Lejon/1346884234 Oscar Ásgeirr Lejon

    So fucking wonderfull to hear a Manowar song in a Spoony video

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1673310152 Julian Andreassen

       Agreed. The song Animals is a classic!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Ásgeirr-Lejon/1346884234 Oscar Ásgeirr Lejon

    So fucking wonderfull to hear a Manowar song in a Spoony video

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Ásgeirr-Lejon/1346884234 Oscar Ásgeirr Lejon

    So fucking wonderfull to hear a Manowar song in a Spoony video

  • spookydonkey03

    OK i finally know where  i’ve seen that ugly chick’s mask. During the opening scene, when those three women are kneeling over that cauldron, the one closest to the camera. That mask is the on that Gina Davis wears in Beetlejuice, when she’s being turned in a withered old ghost while wearing a bridal gown. Right?! I’m pretty damn certain its the same mask. The nose and chin wrinkles are identical!
    Funny review too dood.

  • Ineedballs

    Good review. This movie was good but yea, the sequal has no turning back. Once that movie was released, it was too late and they fucked it big time.

    Also, at least i saw the first review you did of this movie before i saw this one, just to see how much you have improved from your written reviews to your video ones. You have improved much and i love you for that. At least you are not one of the reviewers who were damn awesome at the start and then turned to shit years later.

  • http://twitter.com/startiller StarTiller

    Ferrets! <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mayra-Dantas-Bueno/716900458 Mayra Dantas Bueno

    Cooodooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mayra-Dantas-Bueno/716900458 Mayra Dantas Bueno

    Cooodooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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    Cooodooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Wells/13805208 Patrick Wells

    Great Mr. Plinkett reference!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    “Then the woods eat him”

    Great delivery and timing. Great idea. Watched it over and over.

  • http://twitter.com/iolitewraith Leet Shark

    *delighted squeak* I swear to Guthix, Spoony, you are an incarnation of awesome. I love this review! :]

  • Jeremy Lee

    what was the line? “how can they completely buttfuck a series in 12 seconds?” oh yeah, totally classic! :)

    • Senna4ever

      I often wonder why sequels like Highlander 2 and Beastmaster 2 get ripped apart for how they ruined the series in regards to what went before and breaking rules.
      Yet T2 is often called “one of the best sequels ever”, yet it too is guilty of the exact same things as other lesser sequels.

      I’d love Spoony or even James Rolfe to do an HONEST review of T2 and point out the masive plotholes and inconsistances.

      • Benuben

        Like what?

        • Senna4ever

          Let’s begin…

          The T-1000 can not be in the past. Kyle points out in the first film nothing dead can use the TDE. The T-1000 is nothing but dead, it can not use the TDE. Plot hole.
          If the rules have been changed, why not bring future weapons through?

          The T-800 can not be in the past. Kyle points out Skynet had already lost. the ONLY reason there is a T-800 in the past in the first film is due to the fact it was Skynet’s only option, it had nothing else left. Plot hole.
          Kyle also points out that nothing else can come through “it’s just him and me”. Errrr…..

          Keeping the point above in mind. If Skynet can send multiple units through…as the sequels prove it can. Why not send an army of terminators after Sarah/John?

          Why does the T-800 not kill anyone in the bar during the opening, yet it was willing to kill the guy coming to help John later? “Of course, I’m, a terminator”. Proving the T-800 is still programmed to kill.

          Why does John ask the T-800 to “swear” not to kill, when just moments earlier we learn the T-800 HAS to follow John’s orders? Why didn’t John just order the T-800 not to kill?Even more so, John does not explain what “swearing” means to the T-800 it has no idea what it is doing other than repeating John’s words. So even with the “swearing” scene there is NOTHING stopping the T-800 from killing.

          Why is the T-1000 “naked” if it can mimic clothing?Why does it not mimic the cop at the start and only mimic the uniform? Would it not be a better option for the T-1000 to mimic the cop and pass itself off as the cop instead of being this stranger that is now “wearing” a stolen police uniform and using a stolen police car in broad daylight which could be easily traced, especially if a cop has gone missing?

          Speaking of mimicking the uniform. The T-800 explains the T-1000 can only mimic things of equal size. A police uniform is not “equal” size. So it can mimic things not of equal size then….like mimicking a hospital floor, or a larger overweight guard, or a smaller female form like John’s foster mom?

          Keeping with the T-1000 mimicking. Why does it ask Sarah to call to John at the end when it can mimic people and voices? Why does it not kill and mimic Sarah at the end as the T-800 previously said the T-1000 would do?Glitching is the usual answer. Yet let’s look at this “glitching”. Even with the “glitching” the T-1000 mimics the cop uniform…again instead of going to “default” setting, it shape shifts several times in the fight with the T-800 and “heals” itself and of course it does mimic Sarah. The “glitching” clearly not affecting the T-1000 too much then?

          Going back to the first film the T-800′s skin rots as it’s damaged. Shown via the “dead cat in there” line, the flies buzzing around and the fact the makeup subtlety changes as the film goes on to where the T-800′s living skin is pale and clearly dying.Yet in T2 the T-800 says it’s skin heals.

          Why is there another T-800 model 101 anyway?Yeah they are made in a factory and mass produced, I get that. However why would Skynet ever build more than one of the same INFILTRATION unit? It replaced the T-600 with the T-800 as the rubber skin was easy to spot(sensible reasoning)…but several of the same model T-800s would be even easier to spot right?Make no sense for there to be anymore T-800 model 101′s….ever. The T-800 model 101 is redundant.

          Back to the end of T2 for a sec. John ORDERS the T-800 not to go, several times. Yet the T-800 just replies with “I’m sorry I can’t do that”.Err what? The T-800 HAS to follow John’s orders a rule previously established and shown in film.Is the T-800 “worried” about breaking mission parameters? Yet it will break those parameters and endanger John by taking him to rescue Sarah who is not a mission priority as the T-800 explains?

          Even more so, why does the T-800 go at the end of the film. Skynet is throwing terminators through the TDE as proven. So how does it know there are not more on the way to kill John?It’s mission was to protect John, not destroy the T-1000. So the T-800 failed it’s mission.

          What was Cameron smoking when he wrote T2 and did he even watch the first film at all?

          That’s even before I touch the ass-backward scenes in the director’s cut. That chip removal scene is just so badly conceived.

          • Apex Pinicle

            ill read your summary in a bit but 1 reason… film was well made & could stand on its own.

            Also if you pay attention Terminator’s Time Travel was at best predeterministic & thus redundant  or at worse (which i never applied to) just broken.

            I think T3 is when terminator really took it up the ass.

          • Apex Pinicle

            actually i did read once the T1000 when it mimics a human it is such a close facsimalie it gains the bulk of its traits including a synthetic bio-electric field so accurate that he is treat as a human (thats why is comes through appearing naked)… essentiall the T1000 IF it has a human form active can geneate a field to use the time-displacement (which is why he cant travel as some kinda attack form or carrying a weapon internally or externally) i know its a weak explaination… but works.

          • Apex Pinicle

            i can spend all night breaking many of the minor problems is that the Time Travel is essensial broken  (would be worse if the alternate ending to T2 had been used) 

          • Apex Pinicle

            Note I dont say I can explain Everything… I never said the film was perfect, infact I state it broken, but it still good & wasn’t just a cheap cash in OR a huge jump the shark genre wise. (which is what killed series like highlander)
             
             
            Let’s begin…
            The T-1000 can not be in the past. Kyle points out in the first film nothing dead can use the TDE. The T-1000 is nothing but dead, it can not use the TDE. Plot hole.If the rules have been changed, why not bring future weapons through?
             
            A:  Rules not changed refer to previous comments, T1000 duplication is of such an exacting bio-metric capacity it can duplicate energy field of a subject (such as a naked person’s heat and electrical field) thus allowing time travel. (from what I heard)
             
             
            The T-800 can not be in the past. Kyle points out Skynet had already lost. the ONLY reason there is a T-800 in the past in the first film is due to the fact it was Skynet’s only option, it had nothing else left. Plot hole.
             
            A.  If memory serves  they never state how long after Kyle the T800 & T1000 sent back so it could have been shortly after… note 1. He was not around for time complex to be smashed 2. It entirely likely they discovered another displacment machine and Kyle was not informed as it was need to know (probably on a different site) 3. Since skynet does not follow the predeterminism theory (urgo future is set, which would need to be for even T1 to work) it likely it would send as many terminators as it could to various time juncture to maximise success odds…. Basically skynet f’ing stupid.
            (the time travel element of T2 is broken ill admit but I can postulate at least 3 easy write around e… too bad the film makers of the sequels are hacks they never bothered)
             
             
            “The FINAL battle for the future will be fought in the past”, sound familiar?
            A.  As a message to the viewers it could be a statment that we should tread carefully else we could wind up doing what they do (with the whole computer age in our own time hinting at such a future)
            Ok but as a plot point… yes as the resistance needed prepare for the apocalypse… sarah and john learning about the future apocalypes and by extension all the other people who would listen ment man kind had enough of a warning about the impending menace they was able to prepare (since it was stated there was a delay between the bombs falling at the 1st wave of machines… undoubtly the time it took skynet to take over manufacturing facilitys and make the nessuary arrangements to build its armada. (so yeah it kinda like Sun Tzu art of war)
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
            Kyle also points out that nothing else can come through “it’s just him and me”.Basically, “there can be only one”…and the machines lost. Errrr…..
            Keeping the point above in mind. If Skynet can send multiple units through…as the sequels prove it can. Why not send an army of terminators after Sarah/John?
             
            A.  I cant speak for T3 onwards, was made by mostly new people & they seemed to have even less of an idea. T2 was always intended to be the last (and infact was originally in part ment to be part of the original T1)  but for T2  ok.
            1.   Kyle is unaware of any  plausible secondary  time displacement facilities
            2.   Each time displacement machine  obviously had the power to transport 2 bodies before recharge (possible this is the limit of its power… else the resistance could have sent multiple fighters through)
            3.   Skynet probably intended to send 2 terminators (each time), but the resistance gained access and destroyed the 2nd terminator before it could depart & thus Kyle Reese was able to take its place  (that’s if the skynet had enough units since skynet had been overrun by that point)
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
            Why does the T-800 not kill anyone in the bar during the opening, yet it was willing to kill the guy coming to help John later?”Of course, I’m, a terminator”. Proving the T-800 is still programmed to kill.
            A. (ill double check it been a while and I don’t remember him killing anyone) if it just appeared to be willing but didnt, it is possible it was a prepared statement programmed by Future John Connor, as a means to a-acclimatise him to the concept that T800s are killers by design… also would mean that although the T800 he has though has been programed not to kill already…can be commanded if directed to disregard that directive, if Young John requires (which he never does) it all subtle lesson on leader ship for Young John from his future self.
             (which is another why T3 is stupid as it implys future connor felt nostalgic towards a T800
             
            Why does John ask the T-800 to “swear” not to kill, when just moments earlier we learn the T-800 HAS to follow John’s ordersWhy didn’t John just order the T-800 not to kill? Even more so, John does not explain what “swearing” means to the T-800 it has no idea what it is doing other than repeating John’s words. So even with the “swearing” scene there is NOTHING stopping the T-800 from killing.
            A.  John does tell the Terminator to kill anyone“You can’t just go around killing people” this is an instructional statement… urgo an order, just with an informal
            The terminator has enough deductive and lingual knowledge to know what he means.
            As for the swearing part, yes it a dumb thing but again Terminator’s  lexicon probably understands the word “swear” i.e. “pledge” but is unsure the dynamics of Making a pledge since there are many ways. (also the swear gives a indirect order to not kill… either on its own or giving context to the orginal statements) so the terminator knows it an order.
             
              
             
            Why is the T-1000 “naked” if it can mimic clothing? Why does it not mimic the cop at the start and only mimic the uniform? Would it not be a better option for the T-1000 to mimic the cop and pass itself off as the cop instead of being this stranger that is now “wearing” a stolen police uniform and using a stolen police car in broad daylight which could be easily traced, especially if a cop has gone missing?
             
            A.  See bio-metric replication, T1000 is naked to generate the fake bio-electric field for time travel.
            Also he does not steal the uniform…only the gun…his uniform is part of him, created by scanning and replicating the uniform worn  by his first kil.  
            As for the not adopting the cops form… I cant explain, though at a guess id say holding a non default form is taxing, and thus reflexively reverts to preprogramed humanoid state (or at least close to it)… urgo the Robert Patrick form. (I assume it has less trouble replicating dead matter like knives and clothes and helmets so it as that as an addendum over its primary form)
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
            Speaking of mimicking the uniform. The T-800 explains the T-1000 can only mimic things of equal size. A police uniform is not “equal” size. So it can mimic things not of equal size then….like mimicking a hospital floor, or a larger overweight guard, or a smaller female form like John’s foster mom?
            A. Again you assume the T-800 has 100% knowledge on the T1000 (as a terminator it would not need to know this, as resistance intell it could be limited but for aguement will assume it correct) 1. When they say Size they mean Mass (horray for highschool science), so it can spread it self thin and form a molecule thin layer over the floor and laying with in the various in perceived divets and imperfections (like pooling water)
            2. the T-100 has proved it can drop and function with missing fluid mass (and hold a complete form)  see the Crowbar hand car chase… he assumed a full form BEFORE reclaiming his lost material… proving that it possible he can eject (if required) excess mass to take on smaller forms  for short periods of time… if he is unable to mearly condence it with in the shape but denser than the subject.
            3. when taking a larger form such as the overweight guard it logical to surmise that it creates small pockets of additional emptyspace internally to allows it to appear bigger and its various molecules act to compensate the structural change so it not apparent to a viewer  
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
            Keeping with the T-1000 mimicking. Why does it ask Sarah to call to John at the end when it can mimic people and voices? Why does it not kill and mimic Sarah at the end as the T-800 previously said the T-1000 would do?
             
            A.  It possible it has gained some kinda or rudimentary personality its CPU would not have a read only mode (or just as a superior processing ability) as it required assimulate human inflections to better utalise it chameleon powers such as mimicking dozens of different people (t800 would not need to as it can only be 1 person in appearance) additionally its CPU is augmented into it fluidic sense meaning it probably vunerable to damage by particle damage suchs as, Heat, Cold, Electricity, Radiation & Acids…so it could be the CPU programing has become corrupted as from what ive seen at one time it needlessly refreshes its form…implying  it maybe attempting to repair itself… maybe it temporarily lost its ability to morph into a new human form (though corrupted programming seems most likely)
            Glitching is the usual answer. Yet let’s look at this “glitching”. Even with the “glitching” the T-1000 mimics the cop uniform…again instead of going to “default” setting, it shape shifts several times in the fight with the T-800 and “heals” itself and of course it does mimic Sarah and her voice. The “glitching” clearly not affecting the T-1000 too much then?
             
            A.  The glitches are as you said minor, also like you said it is gradual repairing, also it is implied it can form non human forms easier, such as uniforms, its various weapon & fluidic state… but also it likely that it a CPU corruption rather than a more general physical issue, since it morphing is not impared but more the like T1000 is struggling to control it a tiny bit (I also refer to my above)   
             
            Going back to the first film the T-800′s skin rots as it’s damaged. Shown via the “dead cat in there” scene, the flies buzzing around and the fact the makeup subtlety changes as the film goes on to where the T-800′s living skin is pale and clearly dying. Yet in T2 the T-800 says it’s skin heals?
             
            A.  It possible they are from separate lines and the skin on the 1st appearing is a slightly inferior type of skin that does not regenerate as well… OR… the T800  from terminator 1 could have been in service during the future war for a longer time before being sent back in-time (than the T800 from T2) thus the skin coating just doesn’t have as much life left in it, being organic it entirely possible the skin shell has a upperlimit on regenerating before it will no longer heal (be the damage it received or possibly even duration applied) and thus needs stripping and replacing.  
             
            Why is there another T-800 model 101 anyway? Yeah they are made in a factory and mass produced, I get that.
            However why would Skynet ever build more than one of the same INFILTRATION unit?
            It replaced the T-600 with the T-800 as the rubber skin was easy to spot(sensible reasoning)…but several of the same model T-800s would be even easier to spot right? Makes no sense for there to be anymore T-800 model 101′s….ever. The T-800 model 101 is redundant.
             
            A.  Well it a film they wanted Arnie back… and ther is actually other T800  with different skins (see T1 flash back) lets see can I think of a legitimate reason… Oh mass production maybe it most the T800 101s where uses symoltaneously to attack different resistance places?
            It never really explain how difficult it is to make DIFFERENT organic shells it was the 90s we didn’t know how easy would be yet, so maybe skynet struggled with making lots of varietys… also it (before they sequels went mad) it was never really stated there was more than the 2 arnie bots & like I said T1 clearly showed Infultrators with different faces.
             
             
             
             
             
            Back to the end of T2 for a sec. John ORDERS the T-800 not to go, several times. Yet the T-800 just replies with “I’m sorry I can’t do that”. Err what? The T-800 HAS to follow John’s orders a rule previously established and shown in film. Is the T-800 “worried” about breaking mission parameters? Yet it will break those parameters and endanger John by taking him to rescue Sarah who is not a mission priority as the T-800 explains?
             
            A.  As stated what the terminator says is preprogramed & it omittion of information does not denote incorrectness… also the terminator is capable of lying. When he said He has to follow his orders, he has essential a directive 4 system of items that counter-man  the following his instructions…
            Negative she is Not a Mission Priority, is basically a warning to the T800 & John that it dangerous BUT does not mean it is not allowed or will not help if order to “and I order you to help me”  (again teaching John leadership)
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
             
            Even more so, why does the T-800 go at the end of the film. Skynet is throwing terminators through the TDE as proven. So how does it know there are not more on the way to kill John? It’s mission was to protect John, not destroy the T-1000. So the T-800 failed it’s mission.
             
            A.  Secondary objectives, maybe it was programmed to protect him until the threat is destroyed (programmed to expect just 1) then to remove all traces of skynet (basically the person who programmed it was stupid & believed that they could change the future with a robot from future) … terminator never stated specifics of his mission, infact his statement seemed more scripted for Johns Benefit than a genuine answer especially as his question was pretty open to interpritation.
             
             
            What was Cameron smoking when he wrote T2 and did he even watch the first film at all?
             
            A.   Dunno bout T2  but T1 he was suffereing from maleria when came up with idea & was have hallucinating feaver
            All of these problems could have been fixed so easy with some sensible and simple writing. Hell I have several ideas of how to fix these inconstanties and plot holes…and I’m not a writer.
            That’s even before I touch the ass-backward scenes in the director’s cut. That chip removal scene is just so badly conceived.
            I’m not saying T2 is a bad film, it’s not. But man it is badly written and as a sequel does not work at all.Seems the perfect fodder and the kind of thing(s) Spoony likes to point out in films he reviews, especially sequels that stick it’s middle finger up to fans of the original, and T2 does this…a lot.Why do other sequels get blasted for the inconsistent writing, plot holes, etc. Yet T2 get praised when it’s just as guilty as other films?
            T2 is the Highlander II of the terminator franchise. Talk about butt-fucking a series.
             
            A.      Yeah it has lots easy fixes. But unlike Highlander… it  didn’t financially ruin the franchise like the sequels spoony has said about.
            But hay I actually Love to see Spoony do a vide on T2.
             
            Oh you wanna see T2 get bashed…. Check out:  “Twin Perfect” channel on youtube “fridge logic”  the tear apart the whole series.  “tell ‘em Aaron Sent ya”

  • Jeremy Lee

    Jeremy Lee Renner as Snake Plissken? im not seeing it.

  • Anonymous

    You know what’s really weird about this movie? While not as bad as Luke’s affection toward Leia in Star Wars, Dar’s affection toward Kiri is kind of disturbing, not at first, cause you don’t know the truth..

    Maybe in Barbarian times and in that world, it’s not looked down on, but when you learn that Kiri is Tal’s cousin, which means she’s Dar’s cousin too, it’s still incest.

    • Apex Pinicle

      Barbarian Times in a parralell dimension, and come on many countrys still do that now… heck ive had SHORT conversations with americans  who would find the idea of gettin with ya cousin perfectly normal. (fortunately in my country it been illegal since before the Romans invaded)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Y7OPCJLL4N7JZYYEPYJQSBNAJ4 manuel

    lol i just recently watch turkish star wars because of AVGN and it was so horrible but yet so hilarious. and im glad im not the only highlander fan out there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003205540595 Rowan J Coleman

    Does anyone know who’s directing the remake of Escape From New York. I’m really curious about that.

    • Senna4ever

      No one, it’s no longer being made.

      • Garmrspor

        For real?

        Thank. God.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6HMTHYLJKFDPCLYCJDTVEFHNNE Tom
  • Xandermorph

    This movie single-handedly made me want ferrets – which at the time was easy if you lived in Colorado where they were (are still?) legal to own. We ended up getting a pair.

    Unfortunately we couldn’t keep them for very long. A hard lesson I
    learned at the tender age of 8-9 was that members of the weasel family
    kept as pets WILL:

    A) squeeze through holes no bigger than a fucking NICKEL (seriously!)

    B) steal your shoes, rubber bands, pencils, erasers, and just about
    ANYTHING with rubber or leather on it and hide it behind the
    entertainment center where you won’t find any of it for a month. They’re obsessed with the smell… or taste… something about the smell of rubber and leather just grabs their attention.

    C) be among the messiest fucking pets you EVER had. I had to clean out their cage daily and it was always ALWAYS a 2 hour marathon..

    D) Beat the shit outta your cat (and my cat at the time was a
    foul-tempered, mat-covered hardass that would pick on my toddler sister
    by batting at her to get at her warm spot on the couch and would routinely beat up FOXES – I shit you
    not – but he could never get the best of even ONE of these ferrets)

    And it’s not like these were “problem pets”! Oh no! They were VERY sweet, cuddly, friendly, and well-behaved around people. They’re just mischievous by nature. I never had to “train” them to steal anything! :P

    Fun little critters to have as pets, no doubt, but they’re ABSURDLY high-maintenance and more appropriate for adults with enough time to care for them well. For an easily distracted 8 year old, they’re a bit overwhelming.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1673310152 Julian Andreassen

    Hey! That’s the song Animals by Manowar! Hell yeah!

  • Apex Pinicle

    when i was a teen they kept shown repeats of Beastmaster 3… i never saw hole thing. Only thing i remeber was  CANDY MAN  was in it as some leader guy

  • http://www.facebook.com/max.evans.108 Max Evans

    What’s wrong with your faceeee!! hahaha love the reference to red letter media there

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Low/100000931121608 Amanda Low

    I think “winning sand” is “with his hands”. Dunno

    • SUPERSOUP

      I have the Yor soundtrack on vinyl and it includes the lyrics to the song. I think Spoony uses a slightly redubbed version of it here, because it doesn’t sound similar.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marc.kannon Marc Vun Kannon

    I don’t know what your problem is with Zeist. I managed to come up with a perfect storyline that made sense of everything in the movie, which couldn’t have worked without Zeist.

    • Joseph Raymond Ortiz

      you?

  • http://dragonduskshoard.blogspot.com/ Dragons_Dusk

    This was a weird movie to watch as a kid, probably because the Beast Master is n the V series and I think I somehow saw that first but was still too young to keep everything straight in my head so this movie crossed with V and then with Wrath of Khan because of the ear worm things.

    Though the other reason I think it crossed with Star Trek is the fact that the bad guy looks like a damn old school Romulan… or a really constipated Vulcan.

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