Transmorphers: Fall of Man Review (7-7-09)

The Spoony One | Jul 7 2009 | more notation(s) | 

It’s been a tumultuous week here at The Spoony Experiment, so I thought I’d clear a few things up and explain the situation in person, as well as give my impromptu review of the latest “battling robots” movie…Transmorphers!

  • Cary

    Keep your chin up! Every little thing’s gonna be alright!

  • Cary

    Keep your chin up! Every little thing’s gonna be alright!

  • thecloaked

    Good luck Spoony and Scarlett, excited to see the new content/site, and also to see this fiasco with Dreamhost behind us.

  • thecloaked

    Good luck Spoony and Scarlett, excited to see the new content/site, and also to see this fiasco with Dreamhost behind us.

  • Snafu

    Can’t wait for every thing to be smooth again on the site,looking forward to it all.

    Also I’d offer my services for camera guy but east to west coast travel is sort of out of my price range at the moment ^^;

  • Snafu

    Can’t wait for every thing to be smooth again on the site,looking forward to it all.

    Also I’d offer my services for camera guy but east to west coast travel is sort of out of my price range at the moment ^^;

  • thatjunkie

    Imma gonna eat yer pooper spoony blackie haired manhole !

  • thatjunkie

    Imma gonna eat yer pooper spoony blackie haired manhole !

  • thatjunkie

    Mov er boty blakie man ! Imma bustin in thar !

  • thatjunkie

    Mov er boty blakie man ! Imma bustin in thar !

  • SXN

    Bill Hicks once gave a quick review on basic instinct simply saying “A piece of shit”. Same thing goes for the transformers 2. Huge budget rarely equals a good movie.

  • SXN

    Bill Hicks once gave a quick review on basic instinct simply saying “A piece of shit”. Same thing goes for the transformers 2. Huge budget rarely equals a good movie.

  • GeekFury

    I wish I could find the Asylum movies over here in the UK, sucks they look so bad they have to be good.

  • GeekFury

    I wish I could find the Asylum movies over here in the UK, sucks they look so bad they have to be good.

  • Jen

    I’m sure the Spoony Experiment will be better than ever once the transition is over. As for Transformers I never saw the first one and I won’t be seeing the second one either. I can’t stand the computer graphics. The robots look like walking trash heaps. I’m very excited for the big upcoming review. Keep up the great work!

  • Jen

    I’m sure the Spoony Experiment will be better than ever once the transition is over. As for Transformers I never saw the first one and I won’t be seeing the second one either. I can’t stand the computer graphics. The robots look like walking trash heaps. I’m very excited for the big upcoming review. Keep up the great work!

  • Tracey

    So glad to see you’re feeling a little better – you look it, too, dude. We help you out cause you make quality entertainment. :) Everyone’s pulling for you, and I know I’m definitely looking forward to the big review coming up.

  • Tracey

    So glad to see you’re feeling a little better – you look it, too, dude. We help you out cause you make quality entertainment. :) Everyone’s pulling for you, and I know I’m definitely looking forward to the big review coming up.

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    Good to hear you’re in much better spirits, I guess we can all relax now and look forward to upcoming content again.

  • KaitBunny

    Hooray for direct-to-video releases!

    Hey Spoony–wouldn’t it burn peoples’ asses if there was a direct-to-video version of ‘Citizen Kane’?

    “King Citizen–Revenge of Rosebloom!”

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com Jenny

    Good to hear you’re in much better spirits, I guess we can all relax now and look forward to upcoming content again.

  • KaitBunny

    Hooray for direct-to-video releases!

    Hey Spoony–wouldn’t it burn peoples’ asses if there was a direct-to-video version of ‘Citizen Kane’?

    “King Citizen–Revenge of Rosebloom!”

  • Kristian

    Good to see youre still going Spoony, looking forward to the big review.

    Also, i never posted my thoughts on Transformers 2 here, so i guess ill do it now.
    I thought it was…… Okay. Not bad, but definitely not good either. I didnt have problems with identifying the robots or seeing what was going on. I also dont mind Shia Labeoff (or however you spell it) Sure he hasnt been in any really good movies, but hes still a decent actor. If they had cut all the useless bullshit, i would actually say its a good movie.

    Just my thoughts on it.

  • Kristian

    Good to see youre still going Spoony, looking forward to the big review.

    Also, i never posted my thoughts on Transformers 2 here, so i guess ill do it now.
    I thought it was…… Okay. Not bad, but definitely not good either. I didnt have problems with identifying the robots or seeing what was going on. I also dont mind Shia Labeoff (or however you spell it) Sure he hasnt been in any really good movies, but hes still a decent actor. If they had cut all the useless bullshit, i would actually say its a good movie.

    Just my thoughts on it.

  • Carnick

    Robots fighting is automatically good? Anyone remember Robot Jox? That movie killed my childhood.

  • Carnick

    Robots fighting is automatically good? Anyone remember Robot Jox? That movie killed my childhood.

  • KaitoKid

    That’s the spirit, Spoony, never say die!

  • KaitoKid

    That’s the spirit, Spoony, never say die!

  • KaitoKid

    That’s the spirit, Spoony, never say die!

  • KamenRiderGumo

    Bravo, Spoonyman. Now I have *three* rental choices to make next time I go to Blockbuster…you’ve made my life 50% more complicated. :p

    That said, I’m really glad you’re getting all of this sorted out. If I had any sort of cash at all, I’d spare as much as I could, but having to buy new equipment of my own recently has drained my cash dry (but any video maker will tell you how important tripods, lights and batteries are).

  • KamenRiderGumo

    Bravo, Spoonyman. Now I have *three* rental choices to make next time I go to Blockbuster…you’ve made my life 50% more complicated. :p

    That said, I’m really glad you’re getting all of this sorted out. If I had any sort of cash at all, I’d spare as much as I could, but having to buy new equipment of my own recently has drained my cash dry (but any video maker will tell you how important tripods, lights and batteries are).

  • KamenRiderGumo

    Bravo, Spoonyman. Now I have *three* rental choices to make next time I go to Blockbuster…you’ve made my life 50% more complicated. :p

    That said, I’m really glad you’re getting all of this sorted out. If I had any sort of cash at all, I’d spare as much as I could, but having to buy new equipment of my own recently has drained my cash dry (but any video maker will tell you how important tripods, lights and batteries are).

  • Zeiram

    I missed out on Babylon 5, but it’s not entirely my fault, I only got interested in it during the final season.
    think you could do a in depth overview of it sometime? I know almost nothing about it, other than: Theres a space station in space and some explosions.

  • Zeiram

    I missed out on Babylon 5, but it’s not entirely my fault, I only got interested in it during the final season.
    think you could do a in depth overview of it sometime? I know almost nothing about it, other than: Theres a space station in space and some explosions.

  • Zeiram

    I missed out on Babylon 5, but it’s not entirely my fault, I only got interested in it during the final season.
    think you could do a in depth overview of it sometime? I know almost nothing about it, other than: Theres a space station in space and some explosions.

  • PsychoSmiley

    Transmorphers has got me intrigued and I feel like tracking it down. Spoony opened my eyes to Transformers 2 and it’s shittiness. All who have heard him and become enlightened.

  • PsychoSmiley

    Transmorphers has got me intrigued and I feel like tracking it down. Spoony opened my eyes to Transformers 2 and it’s shittiness. All who have heard him and become enlightened.

  • littlenorwegians

    Your happiness makes me happy, Spoony.

  • littlenorwegians

    Your happiness makes me happy, Spoony.

  • PsychoSmiley

    Transmorphers has got me intrigued and I feel like tracking it down. Spoony opened my eyes to Transformers 2 and it’s shittiness. All who have heard him and become enlightened.

  • littlenorwegians

    Your happiness makes me happy, Spoony.

  • PsychoSmiley

    It appears however my english isn’t enlightened….

  • PsychoSmiley

    It appears however my english isn’t enlightened….

  • PsychoSmiley

    It appears however my english isn’t enlightened….

  • http://twitter.com/cannongod CannonGod

    Glad to see you’re getting through the Dreamhost fiasco, and I hope the new server and transition goes well :)

    For Spoony’s pleasure, let’s try and get him a part in the next Transformers movie: http://cannongod.posterous.com/god-damn-you-michael-bay-damn-you-all-to-hell

    Mwahahaha! >:D

  • http://twitter.com/cannongod CannonGod

    Glad to see you’re getting through the Dreamhost fiasco, and I hope the new server and transition goes well :)

    For Spoony’s pleasure, let’s try and get him a part in the next Transformers movie: http://cannongod.posterous.com/god-damn-you-michael-bay-damn-you-all-to-hell

    Mwahahaha! >:D

  • http://twitter.com/cannongod CannonGod

    Glad to see you’re getting through the Dreamhost fiasco, and I hope the new server and transition goes well :)

    For Spoony’s pleasure, let’s try and get him a part in the next Transformers movie: http://cannongod.posterous.com/god-damn-you-michael-bay-damn-you-all-to-hell

    Mwahahaha! >:D

  • Herbert West

    Zeiram: There is a ton of things I could say about the series, like the awesome character development (Londo Mollari alone could carry the series), the truly spectacular, and semi-newtonian battles (the only thing topping Starfury manoeuvres were Viper manouvers in that otherwise abysmal nBSG), the speeches (Kosh, for the love of Gods, Kosh), the whole premise of a universal coming-of-age (get the hell out of OUR galaxy), or the fact that I, and I thnik a lot of other fans, still cry at the last 5 minutes of the show, but really, here are the intros from all the series’ in one, this will get you hooked:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3fTDKJqyQo

  • Herbert West

    Zeiram: There is a ton of things I could say about the series, like the awesome character development (Londo Mollari alone could carry the series), the truly spectacular, and semi-newtonian battles (the only thing topping Starfury manoeuvres were Viper manouvers in that otherwise abysmal nBSG), the speeches (Kosh, for the love of Gods, Kosh), the whole premise of a universal coming-of-age (get the hell out of OUR galaxy), or the fact that I, and I thnik a lot of other fans, still cry at the last 5 minutes of the show, but really, here are the intros from all the series’ in one, this will get you hooked:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3fTDKJqyQo

  • Herbert West

    Zeiram: There is a ton of things I could say about the series, like the awesome character development (Londo Mollari alone could carry the series), the truly spectacular, and semi-newtonian battles (the only thing topping Starfury manoeuvres were Viper manouvers in that otherwise abysmal nBSG), the speeches (Kosh, for the love of Gods, Kosh), the whole premise of a universal coming-of-age (get the hell out of OUR galaxy), or the fact that I, and I thnik a lot of other fans, still cry at the last 5 minutes of the show, but really, here are the intros from all the series’ in one, this will get you hooked:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3fTDKJqyQo

  • Assiman

    Spoony is still alive! YES! Thank god! All hail Spoony and his prophet Scarlett! Even Spoony Experiments fail you, there’s always tgwtg.com for those times. We always watch your videos, all of us, no matter where you upload your stuff.

    Really waiting for that super video… Terrible hype, I can’t wait.

  • Assiman

    Spoony is still alive! YES! Thank god! All hail Spoony and his prophet Scarlett! Even Spoony Experiments fail you, there’s always tgwtg.com for those times. We always watch your videos, all of us, no matter where you upload your stuff.

    Really waiting for that super video… Terrible hype, I can’t wait.

  • Assiman

    Spoony is still alive! YES! Thank god! All hail Spoony and his prophet Scarlett! Even Spoony Experiments fail you, there’s always tgwtg.com for those times. We always watch your videos, all of us, no matter where you upload your stuff.

    Really waiting for that super video… Terrible hype, I can’t wait.

  • http://moviemoos.blogspot.com/ Maul

    You might want to think of adding something that emails fans when a update is posted, might keep them from viewing the site several times a day looking for a update. Twitter helps, but not everyone uses it yet.

  • http://moviemoos.blogspot.com/ Maul

    You might want to think of adding something that emails fans when a update is posted, might keep them from viewing the site several times a day looking for a update. Twitter helps, but not everyone uses it yet.

  • http://moviemoos.blogspot.com Maul

    You might want to think of adding something that emails fans when a update is posted, might keep them from viewing the site several times a day looking for a update. Twitter helps, but not everyone uses it yet.

  • jessica

    im sure the donations help with Dr Insanos pink orb sons child support too. i wont lie. even after i watched your review on transformers 2….i went and saw it anyway. and i feel dirty because of it. i hated it. all the same reasons you did and the audience freaking applauded too! FUCK we Arizonans are stupid. i may have already mentioned that in another comment but shit that is going to leave me scars. once i got home i just watched Repo The Genetic Opera and felt much better. i was worried a little about the website. i play your phantasmagoria reviews when i’m playing World Of Warcraft it’s like my leveling soundtrack. weird as that sounds. i’m just a sucker for the “man i got a lot of receipts back here!” moment. take all the time you need. like you said rushing never really comes out good. i know i’m just one of the many fans but since you’re just trying to please the fans i feel bad if you’re rushing just to please us. god i hope that makes sense. its four thirty in the morning my thought process is scattered.

  • jessica

    im sure the donations help with Dr Insanos pink orb sons child support too. i wont lie. even after i watched your review on transformers 2….i went and saw it anyway. and i feel dirty because of it. i hated it. all the same reasons you did and the audience freaking applauded too! FUCK we Arizonans are stupid. i may have already mentioned that in another comment but shit that is going to leave me scars. once i got home i just watched Repo The Genetic Opera and felt much better. i was worried a little about the website. i play your phantasmagoria reviews when i’m playing World Of Warcraft it’s like my leveling soundtrack. weird as that sounds. i’m just a sucker for the “man i got a lot of receipts back here!” moment. take all the time you need. like you said rushing never really comes out good. i know i’m just one of the many fans but since you’re just trying to please the fans i feel bad if you’re rushing just to please us. god i hope that makes sense. its four thirty in the morning my thought process is scattered.

  • jessica

    im sure the donations help with Dr Insanos pink orb sons child support too. i wont lie. even after i watched your review on transformers 2….i went and saw it anyway. and i feel dirty because of it. i hated it. all the same reasons you did and the audience freaking applauded too! FUCK we Arizonans are stupid. i may have already mentioned that in another comment but shit that is going to leave me scars. once i got home i just watched Repo The Genetic Opera and felt much better. i was worried a little about the website. i play your phantasmagoria reviews when i’m playing World Of Warcraft it’s like my leveling soundtrack. weird as that sounds. i’m just a sucker for the “man i got a lot of receipts back here!” moment. take all the time you need. like you said rushing never really comes out good. i know i’m just one of the many fans but since you’re just trying to please the fans i feel bad if you’re rushing just to please us. god i hope that makes sense. its four thirty in the morning my thought process is scattered.

  • Heavy_Boab

    Welcome back Spoony, it’s good to see your still continuing with the Experiment.

  • Heavy_Boab

    Welcome back Spoony, it’s good to see your still continuing with the Experiment.

  • Heavy_Boab

    Welcome back Spoony, it’s good to see your still continuing with the Experiment.

  • Phreak

    just donated.
    Its not much but i hope it helps.

  • Phreak

    just donated.
    Its not much but i hope it helps.

  • Phreak

    just donated.
    Its not much but i hope it helps.

  • http://frobman.deviantart.com/ Frobman

    Good luck with all of your site work, and looking forward to what you’ve in store.

    And the moment I saw the title, I just laughed! Laughed, laughed, laughed! I only heard of Transmorphers from a buddy of mine, who’s a fan of The Asylum films, whose purpose are to make loooooooots of badly made, low budget, straight to video films based on current blockbuster films. So I was looking forward to what you’ve got to say about the movie, and wouldn’t be surprised if you loved it more than ROTF.

  • http://frobman.deviantart.com/ Frobman

    Good luck with all of your site work, and looking forward to what you’ve in store.

    And the moment I saw the title, I just laughed! Laughed, laughed, laughed! I only heard of Transmorphers from a buddy of mine, who’s a fan of The Asylum films, whose purpose are to make loooooooots of badly made, low budget, straight to video films based on current blockbuster films. So I was looking forward to what you’ve got to say about the movie, and wouldn’t be surprised if you loved it more than ROTF.

  • http://frobman.deviantart.com/ Frobman

    Good luck with all of your site work, and looking forward to what you’ve in store.

    And the moment I saw the title, I just laughed! Laughed, laughed, laughed! I only heard of Transmorphers from a buddy of mine, who’s a fan of The Asylum films, whose purpose are to make loooooooots of badly made, low budget, straight to video films based on current blockbuster films. So I was looking forward to what you’ve got to say about the movie, and wouldn’t be surprised if you loved it more than ROTF.

  • HG

    If you want to see a good/cheesey movie with robots fighting watch Robot Jox! No/verrry little CGI, with gladiators piloting huge robots in the future. good stuff.

  • HG

    If you want to see a good/cheesey movie with robots fighting watch Robot Jox! No/verrry little CGI, with gladiators piloting huge robots in the future. good stuff.

  • HG

    If you want to see a good/cheesey movie with robots fighting watch Robot Jox! No/verrry little CGI, with gladiators piloting huge robots in the future. good stuff.

  • http://mountainscrapbook.blogspot.com/ Mountain King

    Stumbled upon your site via TGWTG.com, literally today. Bad news about your site blowing their server, but not unexpected.
    Just wanted to make a couple of points, first is, while I’m a massive Transformers fan, I agree with your opinion of the overblown mess that was Transformers 2. If people liked this film I would suggest that they go and watch the 80′s cartoon movie. That has giant robots fighting but it is a lot more of a satisfying (if emotionally devastating) movie. If you want to see a epic battle in which Optimus Prime dies with any sort of impact you just have to see the first half hour! Even the relentlessly 80′s soundtrack can’t detract from that blow to your childhood
    Secondly Bruce Boxlightener, from Tron and Babylon 5, was in Transmorphers? damn it. I saw that film on the shelf for about £3 every day for 4 months. If I had known he was involved I would have bought it, no matter how bad. It can’t be as bad as Legend Of the Rangers can it. (Ps as a homage to you and the rest of the Channel Awesome gang I’m actually working on a review of that monstrosity!)
    Good luck finding a new home for your site

  • http://mountainscrapbook.blogspot.com/ Mountain King

    Stumbled upon your site via TGWTG.com, literally today. Bad news about your site blowing their server, but not unexpected.
    Just wanted to make a couple of points, first is, while I’m a massive Transformers fan, I agree with your opinion of the overblown mess that was Transformers 2. If people liked this film I would suggest that they go and watch the 80′s cartoon movie. That has giant robots fighting but it is a lot more of a satisfying (if emotionally devastating) movie. If you want to see a epic battle in which Optimus Prime dies with any sort of impact you just have to see the first half hour! Even the relentlessly 80′s soundtrack can’t detract from that blow to your childhood
    Secondly Bruce Boxlightener, from Tron and Babylon 5, was in Transmorphers? damn it. I saw that film on the shelf for about £3 every day for 4 months. If I had known he was involved I would have bought it, no matter how bad. It can’t be as bad as Legend Of the Rangers can it. (Ps as a homage to you and the rest of the Channel Awesome gang I’m actually working on a review of that monstrosity!)
    Good luck finding a new home for your site

  • http://mountainscrapbook.blogspot.com/ Mountain King

    Stumbled upon your site via TGWTG.com, literally today. Bad news about your site blowing their server, but not unexpected.
    Just wanted to make a couple of points, first is, while I’m a massive Transformers fan, I agree with your opinion of the overblown mess that was Transformers 2. If people liked this film I would suggest that they go and watch the 80′s cartoon movie. That has giant robots fighting but it is a lot more of a satisfying (if emotionally devastating) movie. If you want to see a epic battle in which Optimus Prime dies with any sort of impact you just have to see the first half hour! Even the relentlessly 80′s soundtrack can’t detract from that blow to your childhood
    Secondly Bruce Boxlightener, from Tron and Babylon 5, was in Transmorphers? damn it. I saw that film on the shelf for about £3 every day for 4 months. If I had known he was involved I would have bought it, no matter how bad. It can’t be as bad as Legend Of the Rangers can it. (Ps as a homage to you and the rest of the Channel Awesome gang I’m actually working on a review of that monstrosity!)
    Good luck finding a new home for your site

  • mr-kipling

    @ geekfury
    try watching sci-fi or horror channel very late at night, some of their masterpieces i’ve caught on there are “i am omega”, “king of the lost world”, and “Transmorphers” the original. I’d love to see spoony review some more of these movies because seriously they are so bad that there awesome!

  • mr-kipling

    @ geekfury
    try watching sci-fi or horror channel very late at night, some of their masterpieces i’ve caught on there are “i am omega”, “king of the lost world”, and “Transmorphers” the original. I’d love to see spoony review some more of these movies because seriously they are so bad that there awesome!

  • mr-kipling

    @ geekfury
    try watching sci-fi or horror channel very late at night, some of their masterpieces i’ve caught on there are “i am omega”, “king of the lost world”, and “Transmorphers” the original. I’d love to see spoony review some more of these movies because seriously they are so bad that there awesome!

  • Jacksonman

    YAY! COMANDER SHERIDAN!

    Good review, thing, stuff?

  • Jacksonman

    YAY! COMANDER SHERIDAN!

    Good review, thing, stuff?

  • Jacksonman

    YAY! COMANDER SHERIDAN!

    Good review, thing, stuff?

  • edinfang

    I’m really curius about this really big review thats taken 2 weeks also hope u get ur money sorted out soon

  • edinfang

    I’m really curius about this really big review thats taken 2 weeks also hope u get ur money sorted out soon

  • edinfang

    I’m really curius about this really big review thats taken 2 weeks also hope u get ur money sorted out soon

  • Anonymous

    Good review, and it’s nice to see you back. I’d really love to donate, but I don’t have a PayPal account and really, not that much money, either. So I guess I’ll just send warming thoughts and click the ads every once in a while, hopefully that’ll help, if only a bit.

  • Anonymous

    Good review, and it’s nice to see you back. I’d really love to donate, but I don’t have a PayPal account and really, not that much money, either. So I guess I’ll just send warming thoughts and click the ads every once in a while, hopefully that’ll help, if only a bit.

  • http://nonsensicalifornia.blogspot.com/ Saisinkolimonadin

    Good review, and it’s nice to see you back. I’d really love to donate, but I don’t have a PayPal account and really, not that much money, either. So I guess I’ll just send warming thoughts and click the ads every once in a while, hopefully that’ll help, if only a bit.

  • Jakoavain

    im glad i haven’t seen either one of the transformers movies anyways good to see you back looking forward to
    future vids

  • Jakoavain

    im glad i haven’t seen either one of the transformers movies anyways good to see you back looking forward to
    future vids

  • Jakoavain

    im glad i haven’t seen either one of the transformers movies anyways good to see you back looking forward to
    future vids

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn Spoony you BASTARD I wanted to see a whole marathon of Clint Eastwood movies but now I’m compelled to see Babylon 5 in more detail. I saw the series by channel surfing but never gave it attention. Maybe now I’ll check it out. It could be the best television space epic ever filmed but you never saw Gundam Z or any Gundam series in the Universal Century which is the BEST Space Opera. If you really consider yourself an connoisseur of quality and well written media that you owe yourself to see at least Gundam 0079 or Zeta Gundam. Oh and I wonder if the death of Bruce Boxleitner was reminiscent of Kamina in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Roy Focker in Macross. Oh and if we are on the subject people should go and see Disaster Movie, it’s not Citizen Kane but what movies is :P…people really have low standards. Oh and another thing I got in 2007 Bay’s Transformers and I had to make a break for about 3 months to see the other half of the movie because it really lost my interest and when I continued to see it I didn’t need to re-see the whole thing because it’s plot is more childish than any Bruno Mattei or Lucio Fulci movie.

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn Spoony you BASTARD I wanted to see a whole marathon of Clint Eastwood movies but now I’m compelled to see Babylon 5 in more detail. I saw the series by channel surfing but never gave it attention. Maybe now I’ll check it out. It could be the best television space epic ever filmed but you never saw Gundam Z or any Gundam series in the Universal Century which is the BEST Space Opera. If you really consider yourself an connoisseur of quality and well written media that you owe yourself to see at least Gundam 0079 or Zeta Gundam. Oh and I wonder if the death of Bruce Boxleitner was reminiscent of Kamina in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Roy Focker in Macross. Oh and if we are on the subject people should go and see Disaster Movie, it’s not Citizen Kane but what movies is :P…people really have low standards. Oh and another thing I got in 2007 Bay’s Transformers and I had to make a break for about 3 months to see the other half of the movie because it really lost my interest and when I continued to see it I didn’t need to re-see the whole thing because it’s plot is more childish than any Bruno Mattei or Lucio Fulci movie.

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn Spoony you BASTARD I wanted to see a whole marathon of Clint Eastwood movies but now I’m compelled to see Babylon 5 in more detail. I saw the series by channel surfing but never gave it attention. Maybe now I’ll check it out. It could be the best television space epic ever filmed but you never saw Gundam Z or any Gundam series in the Universal Century which is the BEST Space Opera. If you really consider yourself an connoisseur of quality and well written media that you owe yourself to see at least Gundam 0079 or Zeta Gundam. Oh and I wonder if the death of Bruce Boxleitner was reminiscent of Kamina in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Roy Focker in Macross. Oh and if we are on the subject people should go and see Disaster Movie, it’s not Citizen Kane but what movies is :P…people really have low standards. Oh and another thing I got in 2007 Bay’s Transformers and I had to make a break for about 3 months to see the other half of the movie because it really lost my interest and when I continued to see it I didn’t need to re-see the whole thing because it’s plot is more childish than any Bruno Mattei or Lucio Fulci movie.

  • Timmeh

    dude, you know, with the budget of the movie, we should all have high expectations. and btw, the ’85 cartoon movie, kicked ass! and that one you can say “of course its brainless” thats because it was a cartoon!

  • Timmeh

    dude, you know, with the budget of the movie, we should all have high expectations. and btw, the ’85 cartoon movie, kicked ass! and that one you can say “of course its brainless” thats because it was a cartoon!

  • Adam Y

    @Mountain King
    The eighties movie is far worst than the new Transformers movies. I literally laughed through the entire movie because it makes far less sense than the new movies. Go read the comic for the new movie. It actually edited out the crap and made it good.

  • Adam Y

    @Mountain King
    The eighties movie is far worst than the new Transformers movies. I literally laughed through the entire movie because it makes far less sense than the new movies. Go read the comic for the new movie. It actually edited out the crap and made it good.

  • Timmeh

    dude, you know, with the budget of the movie, we should all have high expectations. and btw, the ’85 cartoon movie, kicked ass! and that one you can say “of course its brainless” thats because it was a cartoon!

  • Adam Y

    @Mountain King
    The eighties movie is far worst than the new Transformers movies. I literally laughed through the entire movie because it makes far less sense than the new movies. Go read the comic for the new movie. It actually edited out the crap and made it good.

  • dakkster

    Transformers is a good movie, plain and simple? Why? Because it’s fun and entertaining. It’s a quality action flick and yes, the Citizen Kane comment very much applies here. You’re simply too pretentious for Transformers. Your loss.

  • dakkster

    Transformers is a good movie, plain and simple? Why? Because it’s fun and entertaining. It’s a quality action flick and yes, the Citizen Kane comment very much applies here. You’re simply too pretentious for Transformers. Your loss.

  • dakkster

    Transformers is a good movie, plain and simple? Why? Because it’s fun and entertaining. It’s a quality action flick and yes, the Citizen Kane comment very much applies here. You’re simply too pretentious for Transformers. Your loss.

  • Michael

    Felt bad for leeching your content without giving anything back, so just donated some money to help you out :). Good luck with the big update, hope everything goes well for you. This is pretty much the only website I can go to where I actually find the content funny. I’m kinda amazed you don’t have a job in publishing or something, seems like you’d be good at it.

  • Michael

    Felt bad for leeching your content without giving anything back, so just donated some money to help you out :). Good luck with the big update, hope everything goes well for you. This is pretty much the only website I can go to where I actually find the content funny. I’m kinda amazed you don’t have a job in publishing or something, seems like you’d be good at it.

  • Alexander

    I’d love to donate, but I got jack squat. My parents are living paycheck to paycheck.
    Great review, and as a fellow Babylon 5 fan, I shall check that movie out, if only to snark it.

  • Alexander

    I’d love to donate, but I got jack squat. My parents are living paycheck to paycheck.
    Great review, and as a fellow Babylon 5 fan, I shall check that movie out, if only to snark it.

  • Alexander

    I’d love to donate, but I got jack squat. My parents are living paycheck to paycheck.
    Great review, and as a fellow Babylon 5 fan, I shall check that movie out, if only to snark it.

  • Michael

    By leeching, I just mean viewing it. I worded that badly, makes it sound like I’m stealing from you D:.

  • Michael

    By leeching, I just mean viewing it. I worded that badly, makes it sound like I’m stealing from you D:.

  • Michael

    By leeching, I just mean viewing it. I worded that badly, makes it sound like I’m stealing from you D:.

  • Yokorose

    You Review the film i wanted you to Review YAY! good thing you do read your emails :P

  • Yokorose

    You Review the film i wanted you to Review YAY! good thing you do read your emails :P

  • Yokorose

    You Review the film i wanted you to Review YAY! good thing you do read your emails :P

  • Dan

    I’ve watched a bunch of Asylum films on the erstwhile bastion of bad horror films, Zone Horror (Channel 319 on Sky in the UK). Just last night I watched The Day The Earth Stopped (in no way an exact replica of The Day The Earth Stood Still with boobs, bad special effects and better acting). It actually had Judd Nelson in it! I can only assume he’s fallen on hard days since The Breakfast Club. On a related trivial note, he voiced Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime in the animated Transformers film back in the Eighties.

    But I’m glad to see you getting back on your feet, Spoony, after all the no doubt hair-tearing frustration you’ve endured for the past few days. Here’s hoping you and Scarlett can get it all sorted out.

  • Dan

    I’ve watched a bunch of Asylum films on the erstwhile bastion of bad horror films, Zone Horror (Channel 319 on Sky in the UK). Just last night I watched The Day The Earth Stopped (in no way an exact replica of The Day The Earth Stood Still with boobs, bad special effects and better acting). It actually had Judd Nelson in it! I can only assume he’s fallen on hard days since The Breakfast Club. On a related trivial note, he voiced Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime in the animated Transformers film back in the Eighties.

    But I’m glad to see you getting back on your feet, Spoony, after all the no doubt hair-tearing frustration you’ve endured for the past few days. Here’s hoping you and Scarlett can get it all sorted out.

  • Dan

    I’ve watched a bunch of Asylum films on the erstwhile bastion of bad horror films, Zone Horror (Channel 319 on Sky in the UK). Just last night I watched The Day The Earth Stopped (in no way an exact replica of The Day The Earth Stood Still with boobs, bad special effects and better acting). It actually had Judd Nelson in it! I can only assume he’s fallen on hard days since The Breakfast Club. On a related trivial note, he voiced Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime in the animated Transformers film back in the Eighties.

    But I’m glad to see you getting back on your feet, Spoony, after all the no doubt hair-tearing frustration you’ve endured for the past few days. Here’s hoping you and Scarlett can get it all sorted out.

  • Ethan

    Agreed Spoony, Revenge of the Fallen was abysmal. I was bored and frustrated throughout. Good Job!

  • Ethan

    Agreed Spoony, Revenge of the Fallen was abysmal. I was bored and frustrated throughout. Good Job!

  • Ethan

    Agreed Spoony, Revenge of the Fallen was abysmal. I was bored and frustrated throughout. Good Job!

  • Ryan

    This Dreamhost, he’s unfucking believable
    best of luck to you try to relax a little and i can’t wait to see whats coming up

  • Ryan

    This Dreamhost, he’s unfucking believable
    best of luck to you try to relax a little and i can’t wait to see whats coming up

  • Ryan

    This Dreamhost, he’s unfucking believable
    best of luck to you try to relax a little and i can’t wait to see whats coming up

  • Han Solo

    This is why we love the Spoony one, he spends time updating the fans PERSONALLY. Not saying other video producers don’t do that but because his opinions are very very Distinct in a way that he will argue you back if you think of something. And I also want to thank everyone on the site who are still supporting spoony one.

    Just one thing I wanted to know, you forgot to mention “SCARLET I AM YOUR SLAVE NOW” or something along the lines. But I’m really looking forward to secret projects that Noah brews up with this couldrons from hell. Special effects huh? This is gonna be BBBBADASS!

  • Han Solo

    This is why we love the Spoony one, he spends time updating the fans PERSONALLY. Not saying other video producers don’t do that but because his opinions are very very Distinct in a way that he will argue you back if you think of something. And I also want to thank everyone on the site who are still supporting spoony one.

    Just one thing I wanted to know, you forgot to mention “SCARLET I AM YOUR SLAVE NOW” or something along the lines. But I’m really looking forward to secret projects that Noah brews up with this couldrons from hell. Special effects huh? This is gonna be BBBBADASS!

  • Han Solo

    This is why we love the Spoony one, he spends time updating the fans PERSONALLY. Not saying other video producers don’t do that but because his opinions are very very Distinct in a way that he will argue you back if you think of something. And I also want to thank everyone on the site who are still supporting spoony one.

    Just one thing I wanted to know, you forgot to mention “SCARLET I AM YOUR SLAVE NOW” or something along the lines. But I’m really looking forward to secret projects that Noah brews up with this couldrons from hell. Special effects huh? This is gonna be BBBBADASS!

  • Mike B

    I just wanna say a huge thankyou for the content you have given to us up until now. Ive had some very difficult times over the last 2 years and believe it or not just watching some of the stuff you do has picked me up from rock bottom… seriously a massive thanks!.

    Im sure theres going to be much more content in the future and fingers crossed this is the last difficult hurdle you have to overcome.

  • Mike B

    I just wanna say a huge thankyou for the content you have given to us up until now. Ive had some very difficult times over the last 2 years and believe it or not just watching some of the stuff you do has picked me up from rock bottom… seriously a massive thanks!.

    Im sure theres going to be much more content in the future and fingers crossed this is the last difficult hurdle you have to overcome.

  • Mike B

    I just wanna say a huge thankyou for the content you have given to us up until now. Ive had some very difficult times over the last 2 years and believe it or not just watching some of the stuff you do has picked me up from rock bottom… seriously a massive thanks!.

    Im sure theres going to be much more content in the future and fingers crossed this is the last difficult hurdle you have to overcome.

  • Jo

    I trust Spoony’s opinion on tranformers ;D

    Wish I had money to donate, if I had any I’d donate, but I have bugger all.

    Sorry Spoonster.

    Keep up the good work, your always the hot topic of conversation with me and my boyfriend. *Thumbs up*

  • Jo

    I trust Spoony’s opinion on tranformers ;D

    Wish I had money to donate, if I had any I’d donate, but I have bugger all.

    Sorry Spoonster.

    Keep up the good work, your always the hot topic of conversation with me and my boyfriend. *Thumbs up*

  • Jo

    I trust Spoony’s opinion on tranformers ;D

    Wish I had money to donate, if I had any I’d donate, but I have bugger all.

    Sorry Spoonster.

    Keep up the good work, your always the hot topic of conversation with me and my boyfriend. *Thumbs up*

  • Gabriel 88

    have to admit that transformers 2 wasnt as good as 1 but then again wasnt expecting it to be cos 1 was pretty awsome but transformers 2 was fairly good the action was ok and it had some actual goverment weapons like the rail gun and raptor but true that isnt enough to save it but i think it was ok, good luck spoony if anyone can can make comeback it is defo you.

  • Gabriel 88

    have to admit that transformers 2 wasnt as good as 1 but then again wasnt expecting it to be cos 1 was pretty awsome but transformers 2 was fairly good the action was ok and it had some actual goverment weapons like the rail gun and raptor but true that isnt enough to save it but i think it was ok, good luck spoony if anyone can can make comeback it is defo you.

  • Gabriel 88

    have to admit that transformers 2 wasnt as good as 1 but then again wasnt expecting it to be cos 1 was pretty awsome but transformers 2 was fairly good the action was ok and it had some actual goverment weapons like the rail gun and raptor but true that isnt enough to save it but i think it was ok, good luck spoony if anyone can can make comeback it is defo you.

  • Crook

    Im waiting for the Final fantasy 8 review! How is thing going with the final fantasy reviews spoony? Whats up?

    You best work ever in reviews is the Final fantasy, i really hope u will do more of them.

  • Crook

    Im waiting for the Final fantasy 8 review! How is thing going with the final fantasy reviews spoony? Whats up?

    You best work ever in reviews is the Final fantasy, i really hope u will do more of them.

  • Crook

    Im waiting for the Final fantasy 8 review! How is thing going with the final fantasy reviews spoony? Whats up?

    You best work ever in reviews is the Final fantasy, i really hope u will do more of them.

  • Anonymous

    Hey man, great to see you up and at it again. Especially after all the troubles you and Scarlett been through with the website and everything. Yesterday, me and a friend of mine decided to help you out a bit, and a small donation was made just to show our support. You’ve given us top quality entertainment video after video, so it was the least we could do. Hopefully the site transfer to a new server goes smoothly and without any problems. Cause let me tell ya, you really don’t deserve all this bad luck you’ve been having lately. Anyways, keep up the good work and see you on the other side, wherever that may be….

  • Anonymous

    Hey man, great to see you up and at it again. Especially after all the troubles you and Scarlett been through with the website and everything. Yesterday, me and a friend of mine decided to help you out a bit, and a small donation was made just to show our support. You’ve given us top quality entertainment video after video, so it was the least we could do. Hopefully the site transfer to a new server goes smoothly and without any problems. Cause let me tell ya, you really don’t deserve all this bad luck you’ve been having lately. Anyways, keep up the good work and see you on the other side, wherever that may be….

  • Cthulhu07

    Hey man, great to see you up and at it again. Especially after all the troubles you and Scarlett been through with the website and everything. Yesterday, me and a friend of mine decided to help you out a bit, and a small donation was made just to show our support. You’ve given us top quality entertainment video after video, so it was the least we could do. Hopefully the site transfer to a new server goes smoothly and without any problems. Cause let me tell ya, you really don’t deserve all this bad luck you’ve been having lately. Anyways, keep up the good work and see you on the other side, wherever that may be….

  • RobertI

    SPOONY VS. INTERNET

    SPOONY WINS

    FATALITY

  • RobertI

    SPOONY VS. INTERNET

    SPOONY WINS

    FATALITY

  • RobertI

    SPOONY VS. INTERNET

    SPOONY WINS

    FATALITY

  • InfernoRage1

    Oh wow you delved into some Asylum schlock. I’m pretty much a resident expert on the company and I have to say I’ve been trying to avoid watching Transmorphers or it’s sequal.

  • InfernoRage1

    Oh wow you delved into some Asylum schlock. I’m pretty much a resident expert on the company and I have to say I’ve been trying to avoid watching Transmorphers or it’s sequal.

  • InfernoRage1

    Oh wow you delved into some Asylum schlock. I’m pretty much a resident expert on the company and I have to say I’ve been trying to avoid watching Transmorphers or it’s sequal.

  • broken_chaos

    On databases… Any reason why you can’t drop the forums and blog into ‘offline mode’ (I assume such a thing exists in SMF and …Wordpress still? or whatever it is at the moment), and then use phpMyAdmin (or equivalent) to just dump the database just prior to the move?

    I’ve done a few database moves, and this is usually the best option – keep the site in offline/read-only mode until everything is moved over, at which point you switch it all back on (could mean a few days of downtime for some people, depending on DNS – once you have access through the new server you can re-enable it, though, and those whose DNS servers have the updated info would be able to hop right back on). If you have doubts about the server surviving until the move, then I suppose this could be a bit of a problem, in which case I’d just recommend grabbing backups regularly, and then – if the server survives until the move – doing the offline + site move.

  • broken_chaos

    On databases… Any reason why you can’t drop the forums and blog into ‘offline mode’ (I assume such a thing exists in SMF and …Wordpress still? or whatever it is at the moment), and then use phpMyAdmin (or equivalent) to just dump the database just prior to the move?

    I’ve done a few database moves, and this is usually the best option – keep the site in offline/read-only mode until everything is moved over, at which point you switch it all back on (could mean a few days of downtime for some people, depending on DNS – once you have access through the new server you can re-enable it, though, and those whose DNS servers have the updated info would be able to hop right back on). If you have doubts about the server surviving until the move, then I suppose this could be a bit of a problem, in which case I’d just recommend grabbing backups regularly, and then – if the server survives until the move – doing the offline + site move.

  • broken_chaos

    On databases… Any reason why you can’t drop the forums and blog into ‘offline mode’ (I assume such a thing exists in SMF and …Wordpress still? or whatever it is at the moment), and then use phpMyAdmin (or equivalent) to just dump the database just prior to the move?

    I’ve done a few database moves, and this is usually the best option – keep the site in offline/read-only mode until everything is moved over, at which point you switch it all back on (could mean a few days of downtime for some people, depending on DNS – once you have access through the new server you can re-enable it, though, and those whose DNS servers have the updated info would be able to hop right back on). If you have doubts about the server surviving until the move, then I suppose this could be a bit of a problem, in which case I’d just recommend grabbing backups regularly, and then – if the server survives until the move – doing the offline + site move.

  • AtlasRedux

    Meh, Babylon 5 was lame.
    Star Trek DS9, Farscape, Firefly … got so many much much much better ones.

  • AtlasRedux

    Meh, Babylon 5 was lame.
    Star Trek DS9, Farscape, Firefly … got so many much much much better ones.

  • AtlasRedux

    Meh, Babylon 5 was lame.
    Star Trek DS9, Farscape, Firefly … got so many much much much better ones.

  • mega mwong04

    *stares at post above*

    T_T

  • mega mwong04

    *stares at post above*

    T_T

  • mega mwong04

    *stares at post above*

    T_T

  • johnnyfog

    @55

    Babylon 5 was alright. DS9 was about equal. Personally I prefer DS9 because although they often wrote themselves into a wall, and the writing was really uneven, at least it didn’t pretend to deliver deep philosophical insights. The pop psychobabble of B5 was the worst part of the show. Seriously, it’s ridiculous. There’s youtube vids entitled “The Wisdom of Babylon 5″ if you want to see how bad it gets.

    Farscape is terrible. Claudia Black does not a good show make. (though I did slog through SG-1 just to see more of her).

    Hey Spoony, I actually liked the text-based movie reviews you were gradually posting. I know it’s not “content” but if you ever want to appease some of us hardcore fans without filming anything, just upload some more. :D

  • johnnyfog

    @55

    Babylon 5 was alright. DS9 was about equal. Personally I prefer DS9 because although they often wrote themselves into a wall, and the writing was really uneven, at least it didn’t pretend to deliver deep philosophical insights. The pop psychobabble of B5 was the worst part of the show. Seriously, it’s ridiculous. There’s youtube vids entitled “The Wisdom of Babylon 5″ if you want to see how bad it gets.

    Farscape is terrible. Claudia Black does not a good show make. (though I did slog through SG-1 just to see more of her).

    Hey Spoony, I actually liked the text-based movie reviews you were gradually posting. I know it’s not “content” but if you ever want to appease some of us hardcore fans without filming anything, just upload some more. :D

  • johnnyfog

    @55

    Babylon 5 was alright. DS9 was about equal. Personally I prefer DS9 because although they often wrote themselves into a wall, and the writing was really uneven, at least it didn’t pretend to deliver deep philosophical insights. The pop psychobabble of B5 was the worst part of the show. Seriously, it’s ridiculous. There’s youtube vids entitled “The Wisdom of Babylon 5″ if you want to see how bad it gets.

    Farscape is terrible. Claudia Black does not a good show make. (though I did slog through SG-1 just to see more of her).

    Hey Spoony, I actually liked the text-based movie reviews you were gradually posting. I know it’s not “content” but if you ever want to appease some of us hardcore fans without filming anything, just upload some more. :D

  • http://battlemaster.org/ steelabjur

    If you’ve never seen Babylon 5, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Get yourself over to hulu.com and search it out, they have the first two seasons up for free viewing for pete’s sake!

  • http://battlemaster.org/ steelabjur

    If you’ve never seen Babylon 5, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Get yourself over to hulu.com and search it out, they have the first two seasons up for free viewing for pete’s sake!

  • http://battlemaster.org steelabjur

    If you’ve never seen Babylon 5, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Get yourself over to hulu.com and search it out, they have the first two seasons up for free viewing for pete’s sake!

  • Mikey

    No one should ever considering expectations as excuses for movies/games/music.

    If we just set low expectations, then nothing would ever progress in life.

    I look very forward to these future changes, Spoony. You’ve got the full support of all your fans!

  • Mikey

    No one should ever considering expectations as excuses for movies/games/music.

    If we just set low expectations, then nothing would ever progress in life.

    I look very forward to these future changes, Spoony. You’ve got the full support of all your fans!

  • Mikey

    No one should ever considering expectations as excuses for movies/games/music.

    If we just set low expectations, then nothing would ever progress in life.

    I look very forward to these future changes, Spoony. You’ve got the full support of all your fans!

  • Huuupertti

    I totally agree with you!!

  • Huuupertti

    I totally agree with you!!

  • Huuupertti

    I totally agree with you!!

  • Husky

    Can’t wait for the big thing to hit fan!

    but right now i gotta watch transformers on YT… there’s a neat version with mst3k-style subs=)

  • Husky

    Can’t wait for the big thing to hit fan!

    but right now i gotta watch transformers on YT… there’s a neat version with mst3k-style subs=)

  • Husky

    Can’t wait for the big thing to hit fan!

    but right now i gotta watch transformers on YT… there’s a neat version with mst3k-style subs=)

  • Husky

    err… i meant transmorphers;)

  • Husky

    err… i meant transmorphers;)

  • Husky

    err… i meant transmorphers;)

  • Domasi
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  • Jobas

    u are doing a amazing job Noah :P u put a lot of soul into your project and thats what makes you outstanding
    ps: transformers 2 could be alot worse xD

  • Jobas

    u are doing a amazing job Noah :P u put a lot of soul into your project and thats what makes you outstanding
    ps: transformers 2 could be alot worse xD

  • Jobas

    u are doing a amazing job Noah :P u put a lot of soul into your project and thats what makes you outstanding
    ps: transformers 2 could be alot worse xD

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com/ TheRetroFox

    Glad to see you back, Spoony! Good luck with the server move.

    Transmorphers 2.. haha, oh God..

    This is actually a sequel to another direct to video movie that was released back when the first Transformers movie came out. I remember that it was a lot like Terminator Salvation and had some horrible special effects. What stuck out in my mind was the gun-play. They would hold their obviously plastic rifles in their hands, acting like they have recoil and such. You’d hear the gunfire but there would be no muzzle flash and, depending on the actor, the gun ‘recoiled’ in various ways. XD

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com/ TheRetroFox

    Glad to see you back, Spoony! Good luck with the server move.

    Transmorphers 2.. haha, oh God..

    This is actually a sequel to another direct to video movie that was released back when the first Transformers movie came out. I remember that it was a lot like Terminator Salvation and had some horrible special effects. What stuck out in my mind was the gun-play. They would hold their obviously plastic rifles in their hands, acting like they have recoil and such. You’d hear the gunfire but there would be no muzzle flash and, depending on the actor, the gun ‘recoiled’ in various ways. XD

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com TheRetroFox

    Glad to see you back, Spoony! Good luck with the server move.

    Transmorphers 2.. haha, oh God..

    This is actually a sequel to another direct to video movie that was released back when the first Transformers movie came out. I remember that it was a lot like Terminator Salvation and had some horrible special effects. What stuck out in my mind was the gun-play. They would hold their obviously plastic rifles in their hands, acting like they have recoil and such. You’d hear the gunfire but there would be no muzzle flash and, depending on the actor, the gun ‘recoiled’ in various ways. XD

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com/ TheRetroFox

    I meant prequel..but you knew that. >_>;;

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com/ TheRetroFox

    I meant prequel..but you knew that. >_>;;

  • http://theretrofox.blogspot.com TheRetroFox

    I meant prequel..but you knew that. >_>;;

  • Jesse S.

    Glad to hear that things are looking up, Spoony. I’m sure there were quite a lot of us hoping that TSE would pull through this, and it’s great to see that it probably will.

    I’m really looking forward to this mega-review you’re working on. I get the distinct feeling that it might prove my hypothesis that it’s not just the site that’s going to wind up in an entirely new place and a completely different situation. But that’s for us to find out when the time is right.

    Whatever happens, however it works out, best of luck, Spoony.

  • Jesse S.

    Glad to hear that things are looking up, Spoony. I’m sure there were quite a lot of us hoping that TSE would pull through this, and it’s great to see that it probably will.

    I’m really looking forward to this mega-review you’re working on. I get the distinct feeling that it might prove my hypothesis that it’s not just the site that’s going to wind up in an entirely new place and a completely different situation. But that’s for us to find out when the time is right.

    Whatever happens, however it works out, best of luck, Spoony.

  • Jesse S.

    Glad to hear that things are looking up, Spoony. I’m sure there were quite a lot of us hoping that TSE would pull through this, and it’s great to see that it probably will.

    I’m really looking forward to this mega-review you’re working on. I get the distinct feeling that it might prove my hypothesis that it’s not just the site that’s going to wind up in an entirely new place and a completely different situation. But that’s for us to find out when the time is right.

    Whatever happens, however it works out, best of luck, Spoony.

  • Crosswire

    Cool review! Keep up the good work, I hope you can smooth everything out on the Website. I you did,nt exsist I might have to go OUTSIDE! =O

  • Crosswire

    Cool review! Keep up the good work, I hope you can smooth everything out on the Website. I you did,nt exsist I might have to go OUTSIDE! =O

  • http://sanddome40@gmail.com Crosswire

    Cool review! Keep up the good work, I hope you can smooth everything out on the Website. I you did,nt exsist I might have to go OUTSIDE! =O

  • Diggerjohn111

    Glad you’re back Noah. I have seen Bab 5, it’s okay. What turned me off though were the “fan boys” (a lot of older, creepy guys actually) who trashed anything Star Trek, and talked about Babylon 5 like it was some weird Kool Aid cult. On its own, it was pretty good and deserves a look a few years after the fact. I know you hate it, but I liked BSG better and am looking forward to Caprica. Also keep up the work on bashing that God awful Transformers movie, It was $14 and 2:30 I will never get back. It was truly as horrible as you said, and have forwarded the link of your review to friends who actually liked that Michael Bay shit storm.

  • Diggerjohn111

    Glad you’re back Noah. I have seen Bab 5, it’s okay. What turned me off though were the “fan boys” (a lot of older, creepy guys actually) who trashed anything Star Trek, and talked about Babylon 5 like it was some weird Kool Aid cult. On its own, it was pretty good and deserves a look a few years after the fact. I know you hate it, but I liked BSG better and am looking forward to Caprica. Also keep up the work on bashing that God awful Transformers movie, It was $14 and 2:30 I will never get back. It was truly as horrible as you said, and have forwarded the link of your review to friends who actually liked that Michael Bay shit storm.

  • Diggerjohn111

    Glad you’re back Noah. I have seen Bab 5, it’s okay. What turned me off though were the “fan boys” (a lot of older, creepy guys actually) who trashed anything Star Trek, and talked about Babylon 5 like it was some weird Kool Aid cult. On its own, it was pretty good and deserves a look a few years after the fact. I know you hate it, but I liked BSG better and am looking forward to Caprica. Also keep up the work on bashing that God awful Transformers movie, It was $14 and 2:30 I will never get back. It was truly as horrible as you said, and have forwarded the link of your review to friends who actually liked that Michael Bay shit storm.

  • Bombshelter

    My very first post.

    Thank god there is still life on this site.

  • Bombshelter

    My very first post.

    Thank god there is still life on this site.

  • Bombshelter

    My very first post.

    Thank god there is still life on this site.

  • dennett316

    @dakkster
    It’s not pretentious to expect competent scripting, acting and direction in a movie, it’s the very least anyone should expect of a movie. Transformers 2 has none of those things.
    It has shiny effects and loud noises, but that is not enough to make even a watchable movie of 60 minutes, never mind almost 3 times that length.
    Die Hard, Predator, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Terminator 2, Aliens, Robocop – all blockbuster ‘popcorn’ movies that are everything Transformers 2 is not – well written, great characters, great acting, great direction, plot, characterization, story…..they have it all. Would you call any of those movies pretentious? Of course not, you’d just call them great. Transformers 2 cannot hold a candle to those movies, and the latest one of those listed was 1991. Michael Bay cannot even achieve the same standard as 18 year old movies…..that’s just embarrassing.

  • dennett316

    @dakkster
    It’s not pretentious to expect competent scripting, acting and direction in a movie, it’s the very least anyone should expect of a movie. Transformers 2 has none of those things.
    It has shiny effects and loud noises, but that is not enough to make even a watchable movie of 60 minutes, never mind almost 3 times that length.
    Die Hard, Predator, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Terminator 2, Aliens, Robocop – all blockbuster ‘popcorn’ movies that are everything Transformers 2 is not – well written, great characters, great acting, great direction, plot, characterization, story…..they have it all. Would you call any of those movies pretentious? Of course not, you’d just call them great. Transformers 2 cannot hold a candle to those movies, and the latest one of those listed was 1991. Michael Bay cannot even achieve the same standard as 18 year old movies…..that’s just embarrassing.

  • Rattrap007

    We’ll see what you think of Transformers once GI Joe comes out. THAT may change your tune..

    Also how are the twins racists when I see more white kids act like that than black?

  • Rattrap007

    We’ll see what you think of Transformers once GI Joe comes out. THAT may change your tune..

    Also how are the twins racists when I see more white kids act like that than black?

  • dennett316

    @dakkster
    It’s not pretentious to expect competent scripting, acting and direction in a movie, it’s the very least anyone should expect of a movie. Transformers 2 has none of those things.
    It has shiny effects and loud noises, but that is not enough to make even a watchable movie of 60 minutes, never mind almost 3 times that length.
    Die Hard, Predator, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Terminator 2, Aliens, Robocop – all blockbuster ‘popcorn’ movies that are everything Transformers 2 is not – well written, great characters, great acting, great direction, plot, characterization, story…..they have it all. Would you call any of those movies pretentious? Of course not, you’d just call them great. Transformers 2 cannot hold a candle to those movies, and the latest one of those listed was 1991. Michael Bay cannot even achieve the same standard as 18 year old movies…..that’s just embarrassing.

  • Rattrap007

    We’ll see what you think of Transformers once GI Joe comes out. THAT may change your tune..

    Also how are the twins racists when I see more white kids act like that than black?

  • Conflickr

    Good luck with getting everything running smootly with the site. :)

    Now pardon me while I go eat grass in the front yard as I’m a sheep.

  • Conflickr

    Good luck with getting everything running smootly with the site. :)

    Now pardon me while I go eat grass in the front yard as I’m a sheep.

  • Conflickr

    Good luck with getting everything running smootly with the site. :)

    Now pardon me while I go eat grass in the front yard as I’m a sheep.

  • Conflickr

    Also this review was no Citizen Kane but it was enjoyable none the less. :P

  • Conflickr

    Also this review was no Citizen Kane but it was enjoyable none the less. :P

  • Conflickr

    Also this review was no Citizen Kane but it was enjoyable none the less. :P

  • Somerussianguy

    That’s amazing.. I just saw Transmprphers today at a video store. =)

  • Somerussianguy

    That’s amazing.. I just saw Transmprphers today at a video store. =)

  • Somerussianguy

    That’s amazing.. I just saw Transmprphers today at a video store. =)

  • Pinworm

    Hurray for the Babylon 5 plug! Ever since the random JMS (praised be) references in your text reviews I’ve been waiting for one. You should make a full (or at least half one where you just talk about it) review of it, because people need to be convinced to watch it. It’s better than Citizen Kane.

  • Pinworm

    Hurray for the Babylon 5 plug! Ever since the random JMS (praised be) references in your text reviews I’ve been waiting for one. You should make a full (or at least half one where you just talk about it) review of it, because people need to be convinced to watch it. It’s better than Citizen Kane.

  • Pinworm

    Hurray for the Babylon 5 plug! Ever since the random JMS (praised be) references in your text reviews I’ve been waiting for one. You should make a full (or at least half one where you just talk about it) review of it, because people need to be convinced to watch it. It’s better than Citizen Kane.

  • Sovereign110

    But will G.I. Joe be the next Citizen Kane?

  • Sovereign110

    But will G.I. Joe be the next Citizen Kane?

  • Sovereign110

    But will G.I. Joe be the next Citizen Kane?

  • RF_23

    Good to see you back, I’m looking forward to your next video and I hope everything works out.

  • RF_23

    Good to see you back, I’m looking forward to your next video and I hope everything works out.

  • RF_23

    Good to see you back, I’m looking forward to your next video and I hope everything works out.

  • JoeL

    Haha, the basic story reminded me of Resistance: Fall of Man xD

  • JoeL

    Haha, the basic story reminded me of Resistance: Fall of Man xD

  • JoeL

    Haha, the basic story reminded me of Resistance: Fall of Man xD

  • http://lowkey424.wordpress.com/ Lowcifur

    He’s going to review the entire series of Mystery Science Theater 3000, including the KTMA episodes. The review will be over 32 hours long, and will feature footage from every single show…which required getting rights to show both the MST3K and the movies they were riffing. The real difficulty comes from the fact that he’s going to do it all in a single take.

    Whilst fighting a wildebeest.

  • http://lowkey424.wordpress.com/ Lowcifur

    He’s going to review the entire series of Mystery Science Theater 3000, including the KTMA episodes. The review will be over 32 hours long, and will feature footage from every single show…which required getting rights to show both the MST3K and the movies they were riffing. The real difficulty comes from the fact that he’s going to do it all in a single take.

    Whilst fighting a wildebeest.

  • http://lowkey424.wordpress.com Lowcifur

    He’s going to review the entire series of Mystery Science Theater 3000, including the KTMA episodes. The review will be over 32 hours long, and will feature footage from every single show…which required getting rights to show both the MST3K and the movies they were riffing. The real difficulty comes from the fact that he’s going to do it all in a single take.

    Whilst fighting a wildebeest.

  • Nephilim

    Good to see you’re doing better Noah :) I’m looking forward to your new review. And indeed just take your time. It’ll be all the better for it.

  • Nephilim

    Good to see you’re doing better Noah :) I’m looking forward to your new review. And indeed just take your time. It’ll be all the better for it.

  • Nephilim

    Good to see you’re doing better Noah :) I’m looking forward to your new review. And indeed just take your time. It’ll be all the better for it.

  • Terf

    You own Manos And The Hands Of Fate.

  • Terf

    You own Manos And The Hands Of Fate.

  • Terf

    You own Manos And The Hands Of Fate.

  • drmigit2

    poor spoony, this site has been hit by more nukes then japan. seriously though, im pretty sure that TGWTG would allow you to have a home there if nessacary, they have a forum so consider it the nuclear fallout bunker

  • drmigit2

    poor spoony, this site has been hit by more nukes then japan. seriously though, im pretty sure that TGWTG would allow you to have a home there if nessacary, they have a forum so consider it the nuclear fallout bunker

  • drmigit2

    poor spoony, this site has been hit by more nukes then japan. seriously though, im pretty sure that TGWTG would allow you to have a home there if nessacary, they have a forum so consider it the nuclear fallout bunker

  • Ollie

    Dreamhost will feel the true Power of Destrucity!! Time to get Foked, Spoony!!

  • Ollie

    Dreamhost will feel the true Power of Destrucity!! Time to get Foked, Spoony!!

  • Booze Zombie

    I’m glad that you addressed that stupid “robots make everything awesome” thing, which sounds like something a five year old would say, anyway.

    I think in particular, I disliked Joe’s Nukem’esque response (‘It’s MANLY, lasers, robots and EXPLOSIONS!’) which was basically the same thing.
    An explosion has to be a good explosion, a robot has to be an awesome robot and a laser has to do something bloody brilliant!

    But really, what I found funny most of all, was Micky Bay’s response to a rumor on a website:
    “I don’t read the reviews, bad or good.”

    He’s actully publicly stated he doesn’t give a shit! Ha, ha, ha! Man, what an asshole.

    Anyways, glad to see you’re doing better Spoony and that the site is running decently.
    Good luck with everything!

  • Booze Zombie

    I’m glad that you addressed that stupid “robots make everything awesome” thing, which sounds like something a five year old would say, anyway.

    I think in particular, I disliked Joe’s Nukem’esque response (‘It’s MANLY, lasers, robots and EXPLOSIONS!’) which was basically the same thing.
    An explosion has to be a good explosion, a robot has to be an awesome robot and a laser has to do something bloody brilliant!

    But really, what I found funny most of all, was Micky Bay’s response to a rumor on a website:
    “I don’t read the reviews, bad or good.”

    He’s actully publicly stated he doesn’t give a shit! Ha, ha, ha! Man, what an asshole.

    Anyways, glad to see you’re doing better Spoony and that the site is running decently.
    Good luck with everything!

  • thatjunkie

    I like sugar, and I like tea
    But I don’t like niggers…no siree!
    There’s two known things that’ll make me puke
    And that’s a hog eatin’ slop, and a big, black spook!

    You know it…cause I show it
    Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
    And the NAACP
    Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin’ me!

    Roses are red, and violet’s are blue
    And nigger’s are black, you know that’s true
    But they don’t mind, cause what the heck!
    You gotta be black to get a welfare check!

    And I’m broke…no joke
    I ain’t got a nickel for a coke!
    And I ain’t black, you see
    So Uncle Sam won’t help poor nigger-hatin’ me.

    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…where are you?
    I’s here in the woodpile…watchin’ you
    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…come out!
    No! Cause I’m scared of the white man’s a-way down South

    You know it!…cause I show it.
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t keep you away from little old nigger-hatin’ me!

    Mirror, mirror…on the wall
    Who is the blackest of them all?
    A man named King, and there ain’t no doubt
    That he’s causin’ lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.

    Brewin’…he’s a doin’
    It’s caused by the trouble he’s a-brewin’
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin’ me!

    Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
    When are we whites gonna have our day?
    The nigger’s had there’s such a long, long time
    I’m white, and it’s time that I had mine!

    You know it…cause I show it!
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin’ me

  • thatjunkie

    I like sugar, and I like tea
    But I don’t like niggers…no siree!
    There’s two known things that’ll make me puke
    And that’s a hog eatin’ slop, and a big, black spook!

    You know it…cause I show it
    Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
    And the NAACP
    Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin’ me!

    Roses are red, and violet’s are blue
    And nigger’s are black, you know that’s true
    But they don’t mind, cause what the heck!
    You gotta be black to get a welfare check!

    And I’m broke…no joke
    I ain’t got a nickel for a coke!
    And I ain’t black, you see
    So Uncle Sam won’t help poor nigger-hatin’ me.

    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…where are you?
    I’s here in the woodpile…watchin’ you
    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…come out!
    No! Cause I’m scared of the white man’s a-way down South

    You know it!…cause I show it.
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t keep you away from little old nigger-hatin’ me!

    Mirror, mirror…on the wall
    Who is the blackest of them all?
    A man named King, and there ain’t no doubt
    That he’s causin’ lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.

    Brewin’…he’s a doin’
    It’s caused by the trouble he’s a-brewin’
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin’ me!

    Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
    When are we whites gonna have our day?
    The nigger’s had there’s such a long, long time
    I’m white, and it’s time that I had mine!

    You know it…cause I show it!
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin’ me

  • thatjunkie

    I like sugar, and I like tea
    But I don’t like niggers…no siree!
    There’s two known things that’ll make me puke
    And that’s a hog eatin’ slop, and a big, black spook!

    You know it…cause I show it
    Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
    And the NAACP
    Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin’ me!

    Roses are red, and violet’s are blue
    And nigger’s are black, you know that’s true
    But they don’t mind, cause what the heck!
    You gotta be black to get a welfare check!

    And I’m broke…no joke
    I ain’t got a nickel for a coke!
    And I ain’t black, you see
    So Uncle Sam won’t help poor nigger-hatin’ me.

    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…where are you?
    I’s here in the woodpile…watchin’ you
    Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo…come out!
    No! Cause I’m scared of the white man’s a-way down South

    You know it!…cause I show it.
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t keep you away from little old nigger-hatin’ me!

    Mirror, mirror…on the wall
    Who is the blackest of them all?
    A man named King, and there ain’t no doubt
    That he’s causin’ lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.

    Brewin’…he’s a doin’
    It’s caused by the trouble he’s a-brewin’
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin’ me!

    Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
    When are we whites gonna have our day?
    The nigger’s had there’s such a long, long time
    I’m white, and it’s time that I had mine!

    You know it…cause I show it!
    Stick your black head out and I’ll blow it!
    And the NAACP
    Can’t win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin’ me

  • Venar

    Hurrah, the spoony one still lives!
    Good luck with the server move and its good to hear that things are getting better. Found your site awhile ago through tgwtg’s site, loved your stuff there and love all your reviews here. I blame me going out and getting SWAT 4 on your reviews, and trust me, I’m running into a lot of the same things that happened to you.

    One thing about this update though, you forgot to mention….before Babylon 5, Bruce Boxleitner was TRON!!!
    Heh, shame on you for not mentioning that :P

    But seriously, good luck from here on out :)

  • Venar

    Hurrah, the spoony one still lives!
    Good luck with the server move and its good to hear that things are getting better. Found your site awhile ago through tgwtg’s site, loved your stuff there and love all your reviews here. I blame me going out and getting SWAT 4 on your reviews, and trust me, I’m running into a lot of the same things that happened to you.

    One thing about this update though, you forgot to mention….before Babylon 5, Bruce Boxleitner was TRON!!!
    Heh, shame on you for not mentioning that :P

    But seriously, good luck from here on out :)

  • Venar

    Hurrah, the spoony one still lives!
    Good luck with the server move and its good to hear that things are getting better. Found your site awhile ago through tgwtg’s site, loved your stuff there and love all your reviews here. I blame me going out and getting SWAT 4 on your reviews, and trust me, I’m running into a lot of the same things that happened to you.

    One thing about this update though, you forgot to mention….before Babylon 5, Bruce Boxleitner was TRON!!!
    Heh, shame on you for not mentioning that :P

    But seriously, good luck from here on out :)

  • Red Herring

    I love SpoonyOne.

  • Red Herring

    I love SpoonyOne.

  • Red Herring

    I love SpoonyOne.

  • Rob M

    Thanks for all your ass-busting. You’re such a joy to watch.

    I appreciate the review of Transformers- I sidestepped this one despite opposition from my wife, who wants to
    lure Shia into a closet with some booze and.. never mind… it’s my cross to bear.

    What I wouldn’t mind seeing is a really good remake of Maximum Overdrive. Despite all the hillbilly stuff in the first one, I think it had a lot potential (especially these days). Leave the low-brow cartoons alone- what’s next? Voltron? Actually that one was ruined by the (go-go) Powers Rangers. Too late.

  • Rob M

    Thanks for all your ass-busting. You’re such a joy to watch.

    I appreciate the review of Transformers- I sidestepped this one despite opposition from my wife, who wants to
    lure Shia into a closet with some booze and.. never mind… it’s my cross to bear.

    What I wouldn’t mind seeing is a really good remake of Maximum Overdrive. Despite all the hillbilly stuff in the first one, I think it had a lot potential (especially these days). Leave the low-brow cartoons alone- what’s next? Voltron? Actually that one was ruined by the (go-go) Powers Rangers. Too late.

  • Rob M

    Thanks for all your ass-busting. You’re such a joy to watch.

    I appreciate the review of Transformers- I sidestepped this one despite opposition from my wife, who wants to
    lure Shia into a closet with some booze and.. never mind… it’s my cross to bear.

    What I wouldn’t mind seeing is a really good remake of Maximum Overdrive. Despite all the hillbilly stuff in the first one, I think it had a lot potential (especially these days). Leave the low-brow cartoons alone- what’s next? Voltron? Actually that one was ruined by the (go-go) Powers Rangers. Too late.

  • http://www.deejaygamer.com/ Justin Hurkman

    On web hosting: I use Hostmonster myself and it offers a bit over 1 TB of monthly bandwidth @ $30 a season, although uploading data tends to work at a snail’s pace, it’s pretty good for my needs-I do fear that if I ever manage to do something that gathers a fan base I’ll discover just how little bandwidth 1 TB can be, though. lol

    On Transformers: I really couldn’t sit through your whole review-it came off as a bit of a rant to me. I’d say for sheer entertainment value, it was pretty good-I kind of wonder if once it comes out on DVD there’ll be something like “The Phantom Edit” for it, though-Entertainment Weekly even made a little guide to what could be cut out of the film (bringing it from 149 minutes to 94). I think you definitely have to be a certain kind of moviegoer to get enjoyment out of the film, and it’s obvious that you’re not that kind of moviegoer and I respect that-nothing to do with setting your expectations high or low-the only thing that’s low is perhaps your tolerance of the sort of excesses that moviegoers like myself are able to take a bit more in stride. Also, after seeing the G-Force trailer for like the fourth time it REALLY put things in perspective. It’s probably the worst film this year and it hasn’t even come out yet-Walt Disney is turning in is grave-actually he’s probably having a severe seizure in his grave right now with the knowledge that the company he helped to create is putting out this kind of garbage. “Poop in his hand! Poop in his hand!” WTF?! And I heard a kid behind me say “Poop on his face!”…I can’t even start to express how disturbing that was.

  • http://www.deejaygamer.com/ Justin Hurkman

    On web hosting: I use Hostmonster myself and it offers a bit over 1 TB of monthly bandwidth @ $30 a season, although uploading data tends to work at a snail’s pace, it’s pretty good for my needs-I do fear that if I ever manage to do something that gathers a fan base I’ll discover just how little bandwidth 1 TB can be, though. lol

    On Transformers: I really couldn’t sit through your whole review-it came off as a bit of a rant to me. I’d say for sheer entertainment value, it was pretty good-I kind of wonder if once it comes out on DVD there’ll be something like “The Phantom Edit” for it, though-Entertainment Weekly even made a little guide to what could be cut out of the film (bringing it from 149 minutes to 94). I think you definitely have to be a certain kind of moviegoer to get enjoyment out of the film, and it’s obvious that you’re not that kind of moviegoer and I respect that-nothing to do with setting your expectations high or low-the only thing that’s low is perhaps your tolerance of the sort of excesses that moviegoers like myself are able to take a bit more in stride. Also, after seeing the G-Force trailer for like the fourth time it REALLY put things in perspective. It’s probably the worst film this year and it hasn’t even come out yet-Walt Disney is turning in is grave-actually he’s probably having a severe seizure in his grave right now with the knowledge that the company he helped to create is putting out this kind of garbage. “Poop in his hand! Poop in his hand!” WTF?! And I heard a kid behind me say “Poop on his face!”…I can’t even start to express how disturbing that was.

  • http://www.deejaygamer.com Justin Hurkman

    On web hosting: I use Hostmonster myself and it offers a bit over 1 TB of monthly bandwidth @ $30 a season, although uploading data tends to work at a snail’s pace, it’s pretty good for my needs-I do fear that if I ever manage to do something that gathers a fan base I’ll discover just how little bandwidth 1 TB can be, though. lol

    On Transformers: I really couldn’t sit through your whole review-it came off as a bit of a rant to me. I’d say for sheer entertainment value, it was pretty good-I kind of wonder if once it comes out on DVD there’ll be something like “The Phantom Edit” for it, though-Entertainment Weekly even made a little guide to what could be cut out of the film (bringing it from 149 minutes to 94). I think you definitely have to be a certain kind of moviegoer to get enjoyment out of the film, and it’s obvious that you’re not that kind of moviegoer and I respect that-nothing to do with setting your expectations high or low-the only thing that’s low is perhaps your tolerance of the sort of excesses that moviegoers like myself are able to take a bit more in stride. Also, after seeing the G-Force trailer for like the fourth time it REALLY put things in perspective. It’s probably the worst film this year and it hasn’t even come out yet-Walt Disney is turning in is grave-actually he’s probably having a severe seizure in his grave right now with the knowledge that the company he helped to create is putting out this kind of garbage. “Poop in his hand! Poop in his hand!” WTF?! And I heard a kid behind me say “Poop on his face!”…I can’t even start to express how disturbing that was.

  • blitz

    I like transformers not only because it’s robots fighting but also the story the humor the acting even if you dont care just wanted you to know

  • blitz

    I like transformers not only because it’s robots fighting but also the story the humor the acting even if you dont care just wanted you to know

  • blitz

    I like transformers not only because it’s robots fighting but also the story the humor the acting even if you dont care just wanted you to know

  • G1

    I noticed that alot of the bad reviews transformers 2 got was due to lack of knowledge of the franchise. Like Optimus coming back to life – that hapens every time throughout cartoons, comics, whatever – because that way he comes back with an upgrade. It’s just to sell more toys, but transformers fans should be used to it by now. Jetfire having a beard . . . well in G1 Alpha Trion not only has a beard, but in flashbacks we see his beard growing and getting …greyer-ish. Those things in the movie were references to please older fans.

  • G1

    I noticed that alot of the bad reviews transformers 2 got was due to lack of knowledge of the franchise. Like Optimus coming back to life – that hapens every time throughout cartoons, comics, whatever – because that way he comes back with an upgrade. It’s just to sell more toys, but transformers fans should be used to it by now. Jetfire having a beard . . . well in G1 Alpha Trion not only has a beard, but in flashbacks we see his beard growing and getting …greyer-ish. Those things in the movie were references to please older fans.

  • G1

    I noticed that alot of the bad reviews transformers 2 got was due to lack of knowledge of the franchise. Like Optimus coming back to life – that hapens every time throughout cartoons, comics, whatever – because that way he comes back with an upgrade. It’s just to sell more toys, but transformers fans should be used to it by now. Jetfire having a beard . . . well in G1 Alpha Trion not only has a beard, but in flashbacks we see his beard growing and getting …greyer-ish. Those things in the movie were references to please older fans.

  • Chris

    Well hope everything turns out ok wouldn’t want my favorite thing to do when I;m on the interwebs to disappear. Also I see your point on Transformers and also now that I’ve thought about nope, don’t think so not going to see that again anytime soon.

  • Chris

    Well hope everything turns out ok wouldn’t want my favorite thing to do when I;m on the interwebs to disappear. Also I see your point on Transformers and also now that I’ve thought about nope, don’t think so not going to see that again anytime soon.

  • Chris

    Well hope everything turns out ok wouldn’t want my favorite thing to do when I;m on the interwebs to disappear. Also I see your point on Transformers and also now that I’ve thought about nope, don’t think so not going to see that again anytime soon.

  • Godaigamer

    Now I have to see Transformers for the sole purpose of experiencing for myself how bad it really is. On another note, I’m depressed that the new Wall Street movie is going to star Shia LB (I’d look up how to spell his last name, but it just isn’t worth the time). He was better in Even Stevens if only because he was supposed to be annoying in that show.

  • Godaigamer

    Now I have to see Transformers for the sole purpose of experiencing for myself how bad it really is. On another note, I’m depressed that the new Wall Street movie is going to star Shia LB (I’d look up how to spell his last name, but it just isn’t worth the time). He was better in Even Stevens if only because he was supposed to be annoying in that show.

  • Godaigamer

    Now I have to see Transformers for the sole purpose of experiencing for myself how bad it really is. On another note, I’m depressed that the new Wall Street movie is going to star Shia LB (I’d look up how to spell his last name, but it just isn’t worth the time). He was better in Even Stevens if only because he was supposed to be annoying in that show.

  • BatOtaku13

    im gonna guess the secret project is the final fantasy viii finale.

  • BatOtaku13

    im gonna guess the secret project is the final fantasy viii finale.

  • BatOtaku13

    im gonna guess the secret project is the final fantasy viii finale.

  • Anonymous

    To anyone who might be motivated to check out Babylon 5 after this video, please do yourself a favor and skip straight to season 2. That’s when Bruce Boxleitner joins the cast and the show truly takes off. Season 1 bores me to tears. However seasons 2-4 of Babylon 5 are some of the best television I’ve ever seen.

  • Anonymous

    To anyone who might be motivated to check out Babylon 5 after this video, please do yourself a favor and skip straight to season 2. That’s when Bruce Boxleitner joins the cast and the show truly takes off. Season 1 bores me to tears. However seasons 2-4 of Babylon 5 are some of the best television I’ve ever seen.

  • Morgan

    To anyone who might be motivated to check out Babylon 5 after this video, please do yourself a favor and skip straight to season 2. That’s when Bruce Boxleitner joins the cast and the show truly takes off. Season 1 bores me to tears. However seasons 2-4 of Babylon 5 are some of the best television I’ve ever seen.

  • Number # 7445 Fan

    DEAR SPOONY,

    I consider you and Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick the only really good perrformers whether it be your site or TGWTG.
    Sorry, but everyone, I mean everyone else lack any real talent. They had their moments (not all thugh) . On the other hand you are always good and one might just say :”Well, yeah, there are this couple of reviews or video that sucked”.

    You rock. Don’t pollute enviornment of really good entertainment.

  • Number # 7445 Fan

    DEAR SPOONY,

    I consider you and Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick the only really good perrformers whether it be your site or TGWTG.
    Sorry, but everyone, I mean everyone else lack any real talent. They had their moments (not all thugh) . On the other hand you are always good and one might just say :”Well, yeah, there are this couple of reviews or video that sucked”.

    You rock. Don’t pollute enviornment of really good entertainment.

  • Number # 7445 Fan

    DEAR SPOONY,

    I consider you and Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick the only really good perrformers whether it be your site or TGWTG.
    Sorry, but everyone, I mean everyone else lack any real talent. They had their moments (not all thugh) . On the other hand you are always good and one might just say :”Well, yeah, there are this couple of reviews or video that sucked”.

    You rock. Don’t pollute enviornment of really good entertainment.

  • Aggs

    Yeah, I caught the Transmorphers movie a week or so ago. For a moment I thought you were going to stick up for it, but I’m glad you that it was as draggy as I remembered. Anyways, hopefully I’ll be able to donate if I can find another job in town, but know I’m pullin’ for you.

  • Aggs

    Yeah, I caught the Transmorphers movie a week or so ago. For a moment I thought you were going to stick up for it, but I’m glad you that it was as draggy as I remembered. Anyways, hopefully I’ll be able to donate if I can find another job in town, but know I’m pullin’ for you.

  • Aggs

    Yeah, I caught the Transmorphers movie a week or so ago. For a moment I thought you were going to stick up for it, but I’m glad you that it was as draggy as I remembered. Anyways, hopefully I’ll be able to donate if I can find another job in town, but know I’m pullin’ for you.

  • Ryguy987

    I think SPOONY here accidentally leaked a detail about the new, big thing that’s coming up. And that detail is that it is going to be a review. In the mean time, good video Noah, thanks for the updates, you always seem to make top shelf internet videos, etc,etc. Also, I havn’t seen Transformers 2 yet though I have seen the first one and my optimism is similar to Noah’s here. Though, if you ask me, I look at these transformers movies as spin offs of the new anime versions that were shown on cartoon network. Sure, they have bumble bee in them, though the anime series on that particular channel did have a lot of focus on pointless, human protagonists. Infact, the human characters in those show’s are just filler for the half-hour time slot, same case with the movies. Though, I was never a fan of transformers, I will admit, I did like the anime shows when I was younger though I grew out of that. I just thought the concept of Transformers to be pointless and not worth my time. When I watch something, I don’t want it to be just something fighting something else. I want plot, I want reason, I want a developed story, I want fleshed out characters. I know people are going to argue that if someone has standards like these then they’re setting they’re standards too high. Well, yes, I am setting my standards really high for summer blockbusters because I would rather be undoubtedly, horrendously disappointed rather then let some movie making, cunt sucking, bimbo get away with making a horrible piece of cinema.

    I apologize for the wall of text here though I’m one of those individuals who has a lot to say yet is too lazy to just join a forum. That aside, yes, I know its not a good thing for one to set their standards Increasingly high. Though I do so just for the thrill of being pissed off and holding in that anger until I can one day get up to the directors face and tell he/she off. I also set them this high because I know that if you have a director like Micheal Bay or Dr. Uwe Bole, You have to kick them in the ass to get them to at least make a half-way decent film. I mean you have to flat out torment them. Wow, this wall of text is growing like foot fungus on a hot day, stuck in a microwave. So, I’ll end it here.

  • Ryguy987

    I think SPOONY here accidentally leaked a detail about the new, big thing that’s coming up. And that detail is that it is going to be a review. In the mean time, good video Noah, thanks for the updates, you always seem to make top shelf internet videos, etc,etc. Also, I havn’t seen Transformers 2 yet though I have seen the first one and my optimism is similar to Noah’s here. Though, if you ask me, I look at these transformers movies as spin offs of the new anime versions that were shown on cartoon network. Sure, they have bumble bee in them, though the anime series on that particular channel did have a lot of focus on pointless, human protagonists. Infact, the human characters in those show’s are just filler for the half-hour time slot, same case with the movies. Though, I was never a fan of transformers, I will admit, I did like the anime shows when I was younger though I grew out of that. I just thought the concept of Transformers to be pointless and not worth my time. When I watch something, I don’t want it to be just something fighting something else. I want plot, I want reason, I want a developed story, I want fleshed out characters. I know people are going to argue that if someone has standards like these then they’re setting they’re standards too high. Well, yes, I am setting my standards really high for summer blockbusters because I would rather be undoubtedly, horrendously disappointed rather then let some movie making, cunt sucking, bimbo get away with making a horrible piece of cinema.

    I apologize for the wall of text here though I’m one of those individuals who has a lot to say yet is too lazy to just join a forum. That aside, yes, I know its not a good thing for one to set their standards Increasingly high. Though I do so just for the thrill of being pissed off and holding in that anger until I can one day get up to the directors face and tell he/she off. I also set them this high because I know that if you have a director like Micheal Bay or Dr. Uwe Bole, You have to kick them in the ass to get them to at least make a half-way decent film. I mean you have to flat out torment them. Wow, this wall of text is growing like foot fungus on a hot day, stuck in a microwave. So, I’ll end it here.

  • Ryguy987

    I think SPOONY here accidentally leaked a detail about the new, big thing that’s coming up. And that detail is that it is going to be a review. In the mean time, good video Noah, thanks for the updates, you always seem to make top shelf internet videos, etc,etc. Also, I havn’t seen Transformers 2 yet though I have seen the first one and my optimism is similar to Noah’s here. Though, if you ask me, I look at these transformers movies as spin offs of the new anime versions that were shown on cartoon network. Sure, they have bumble bee in them, though the anime series on that particular channel did have a lot of focus on pointless, human protagonists. Infact, the human characters in those show’s are just filler for the half-hour time slot, same case with the movies. Though, I was never a fan of transformers, I will admit, I did like the anime shows when I was younger though I grew out of that. I just thought the concept of Transformers to be pointless and not worth my time. When I watch something, I don’t want it to be just something fighting something else. I want plot, I want reason, I want a developed story, I want fleshed out characters. I know people are going to argue that if someone has standards like these then they’re setting they’re standards too high. Well, yes, I am setting my standards really high for summer blockbusters because I would rather be undoubtedly, horrendously disappointed rather then let some movie making, cunt sucking, bimbo get away with making a horrible piece of cinema.

    I apologize for the wall of text here though I’m one of those individuals who has a lot to say yet is too lazy to just join a forum. That aside, yes, I know its not a good thing for one to set their standards Increasingly high. Though I do so just for the thrill of being pissed off and holding in that anger until I can one day get up to the directors face and tell he/she off. I also set them this high because I know that if you have a director like Micheal Bay or Dr. Uwe Bole, You have to kick them in the ass to get them to at least make a half-way decent film. I mean you have to flat out torment them. Wow, this wall of text is growing like foot fungus on a hot day, stuck in a microwave. So, I’ll end it here.

  • Deadite

    Spoony you need to see the first transmorphers. Transmorphers fall of man is also known as Transmorphers 2! you watched a sequel!

  • Deadite

    Spoony you need to see the first transmorphers. Transmorphers fall of man is also known as Transmorphers 2! you watched a sequel!

  • Deadite

    Spoony you need to see the first transmorphers. Transmorphers fall of man is also known as Transmorphers 2! you watched a sequel!

  • Deadite

    oops nvm

  • Deadite

    oops nvm

  • Deadite

    oops nvm

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    I saw Transformers after watching your review, and while I did notice all the things you talked about, I felt that they were vastly overplayed. I’m not going to say that it was a GOOD movie, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    I saw Transformers after watching your review, and while I did notice all the things you talked about, I felt that they were vastly overplayed. I’m not going to say that it was a GOOD movie, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    I saw Transformers after watching your review, and while I did notice all the things you talked about, I felt that they were vastly overplayed. I’m not going to say that it was a GOOD movie, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

  • Zack

    Great that your still on. Me and my frends in sweden usaly whatch your reviews. Also whatch alot of that guy with the glasses. But hang in there, still want to see more of the final fantasy 8 review since the game whas one of my favorits when i whas younger. the “so your a whores father” coment made me laugh for days. keep the nice work up and have a realy good day :)

  • Zack

    Great that your still on. Me and my frends in sweden usaly whatch your reviews. Also whatch alot of that guy with the glasses. But hang in there, still want to see more of the final fantasy 8 review since the game whas one of my favorits when i whas younger. the “so your a whores father” coment made me laugh for days. keep the nice work up and have a realy good day :)

  • Zack

    Great that your still on. Me and my frends in sweden usaly whatch your reviews. Also whatch alot of that guy with the glasses. But hang in there, still want to see more of the final fantasy 8 review since the game whas one of my favorits when i whas younger. the “so your a whores father” coment made me laugh for days. keep the nice work up and have a realy good day :)

  • Dan

    Wait… “End of an era?” “Difficult from an emotional standpoint to shoot?” “Lots of special effects?” Is Dr. Insano going to die?

  • Dan

    Wait… “End of an era?” “Difficult from an emotional standpoint to shoot?” “Lots of special effects?” Is Dr. Insano going to die?

  • Dan

    Wait… “End of an era?” “Difficult from an emotional standpoint to shoot?” “Lots of special effects?” Is Dr. Insano going to die?

  • Killroy

    Great to have you back Spoony, keep up the great work!

    And please update the movie-review database when you get the new site ;-)

  • Killroy

    Great to have you back Spoony, keep up the great work!

    And please update the movie-review database when you get the new site ;-)

  • Killroy

    Great to have you back Spoony, keep up the great work!

    And please update the movie-review database when you get the new site ;-)

  • Charles

    Good to hear you’re getting these problems sorted! Been watching your vids for a while and really enjoy them, but there’s no rush to get stuff out, I’ve got other things going on so my life isn’t suddenly gonna suck because Spoony doesn’t update every once in a while.

    Haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet, might get round to it, might not. Have been hearing a lot of bad things about it though, but I’ll see for myself if I enjoy it or not, what else is the point of seperate opinions? Heck, I enjoyed Matrix Revolutions quite a bit but I’m aware of its flaws and why people hated that movie, but it just kinda clicked for me. Maybe I’m just a guy with little cinematic taste :)

    This post is getting a little long, so I bid you good luck, would be great to see more Swat and Final Fantasy 8, but whatever! Rock on.

  • Charles

    Good to hear you’re getting these problems sorted! Been watching your vids for a while and really enjoy them, but there’s no rush to get stuff out, I’ve got other things going on so my life isn’t suddenly gonna suck because Spoony doesn’t update every once in a while.

    Haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet, might get round to it, might not. Have been hearing a lot of bad things about it though, but I’ll see for myself if I enjoy it or not, what else is the point of seperate opinions? Heck, I enjoyed Matrix Revolutions quite a bit but I’m aware of its flaws and why people hated that movie, but it just kinda clicked for me. Maybe I’m just a guy with little cinematic taste :)

    This post is getting a little long, so I bid you good luck, would be great to see more Swat and Final Fantasy 8, but whatever! Rock on.

  • Charles

    Good to hear you’re getting these problems sorted! Been watching your vids for a while and really enjoy them, but there’s no rush to get stuff out, I’ve got other things going on so my life isn’t suddenly gonna suck because Spoony doesn’t update every once in a while.

    Haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet, might get round to it, might not. Have been hearing a lot of bad things about it though, but I’ll see for myself if I enjoy it or not, what else is the point of seperate opinions? Heck, I enjoyed Matrix Revolutions quite a bit but I’m aware of its flaws and why people hated that movie, but it just kinda clicked for me. Maybe I’m just a guy with little cinematic taste :)

    This post is getting a little long, so I bid you good luck, would be great to see more Swat and Final Fantasy 8, but whatever! Rock on.

  • RobberBaron

    B5 was a great series, but Morgan is right. Season 1 is basically just meant to set up the rest of the series (understandable, they probably didn’t want to start too much of the storyline until they knew there would be more than one season). Also, a lot of people find the original lead (Sinclair) too wooden (he was supposed to be, but still).

    So yeah, if you’re just starting with B5, you may want to watch the original movie pilot, then skip ahead to season 2.

    Season 2 is where is takes off and Sheridan comes aboard. Seasons 2, 3, 4 are all great. Unfortunately, they thought they didn’t know that season 5 would happen until literally the last minute, so most of the main plotlines got wrapped up at the end of season 4.

    When season 5 came about, I think they had to come up with some filler (the telepath plotline) which didn’t work quite as well. Also, they had a major cast change when the actress who played Claudia Christian (Ivanova) didn’t come back and they had to replace her with a new character, which hurt the show a bit. The second half of season 5 got better, leading up to the finale (which was actually filmed at the end of season 4), which was excellent.

    The TV movies: “In the Beginning” and the one that served as a pilot for Crusade were pretty good. The others were somewhat meandering and pointless.

    I haven’t seen the direct-to-DVD stuff that came out more recently and I’m not sure I want to, no matter what the quality is like. I don’t think B5 is really a series that can be revisited effectively 10 years later, like Star Trek. It was a televised novel and it’s story has been told.

  • RobberBaron

    B5 was a great series, but Morgan is right. Season 1 is basically just meant to set up the rest of the series (understandable, they probably didn’t want to start too much of the storyline until they knew there would be more than one season). Also, a lot of people find the original lead (Sinclair) too wooden (he was supposed to be, but still).

    So yeah, if you’re just starting with B5, you may want to watch the original movie pilot, then skip ahead to season 2.

    Season 2 is where is takes off and Sheridan comes aboard. Seasons 2, 3, 4 are all great. Unfortunately, they thought they didn’t know that season 5 would happen until literally the last minute, so most of the main plotlines got wrapped up at the end of season 4.

    When season 5 came about, I think they had to come up with some filler (the telepath plotline) which didn’t work quite as well. Also, they had a major cast change when the actress who played Claudia Christian (Ivanova) didn’t come back and they had to replace her with a new character, which hurt the show a bit. The second half of season 5 got better, leading up to the finale (which was actually filmed at the end of season 4), which was excellent.

    The TV movies: “In the Beginning” and the one that served as a pilot for Crusade were pretty good. The others were somewhat meandering and pointless.

    I haven’t seen the direct-to-DVD stuff that came out more recently and I’m not sure I want to, no matter what the quality is like. I don’t think B5 is really a series that can be revisited effectively 10 years later, like Star Trek. It was a televised novel and it’s story has been told.

  • RobberBaron

    B5 was a great series, but Morgan is right. Season 1 is basically just meant to set up the rest of the series (understandable, they probably didn’t want to start too much of the storyline until they knew there would be more than one season). Also, a lot of people find the original lead (Sinclair) too wooden (he was supposed to be, but still).

    So yeah, if you’re just starting with B5, you may want to watch the original movie pilot, then skip ahead to season 2.

    Season 2 is where is takes off and Sheridan comes aboard. Seasons 2, 3, 4 are all great. Unfortunately, they thought they didn’t know that season 5 would happen until literally the last minute, so most of the main plotlines got wrapped up at the end of season 4.

    When season 5 came about, I think they had to come up with some filler (the telepath plotline) which didn’t work quite as well. Also, they had a major cast change when the actress who played Claudia Christian (Ivanova) didn’t come back and they had to replace her with a new character, which hurt the show a bit. The second half of season 5 got better, leading up to the finale (which was actually filmed at the end of season 4), which was excellent.

    The TV movies: “In the Beginning” and the one that served as a pilot for Crusade were pretty good. The others were somewhat meandering and pointless.

    I haven’t seen the direct-to-DVD stuff that came out more recently and I’m not sure I want to, no matter what the quality is like. I don’t think B5 is really a series that can be revisited effectively 10 years later, like Star Trek. It was a televised novel and it’s story has been told.

  • Früchtchen

    the nostalgia chick is the most boring piece of shit ever, angry joe’s pointless videos remind me of the irate gamer and the nostalgia critic thinks he is the greatest comedian ever which he IS NOT!!!

  • Früchtchen

    the nostalgia chick is the most boring piece of shit ever, angry joe’s pointless videos remind me of the irate gamer and the nostalgia critic thinks he is the greatest comedian ever which he IS NOT!!!

  • Früchtchen

    the nostalgia chick is the most boring piece of shit ever, angry joe’s pointless videos remind me of the irate gamer and the nostalgia critic thinks he is the greatest comedian ever which he IS NOT!!!

  • R.M.

    I actually thought Robot Jox was a pretty decent movie. It did good for what it was, a simple action movie that didn’t try to overextend itself.

  • R.M.

    I actually thought Robot Jox was a pretty decent movie. It did good for what it was, a simple action movie that didn’t try to overextend itself.

  • R.M.

    I actually thought Robot Jox was a pretty decent movie. It did good for what it was, a simple action movie that didn’t try to overextend itself.

  • Jason

    Yeah you’re right about the Transformeers thing. Right now, I’m up here in Washington(the state, in the city Battleground) and everyone here loves it and it’s weird to me. I feel like arguing to them that it is a really mediocre movie but, you know, what can ya do? Gotta check out that B5 thing the other comments talk about.

    Also, good luck with everything else on the site Spoony and Scarlett.

  • Jason

    Yeah you’re right about the Transformeers thing. Right now, I’m up here in Washington(the state, in the city Battleground) and everyone here loves it and it’s weird to me. I feel like arguing to them that it is a really mediocre movie but, you know, what can ya do? Gotta check out that B5 thing the other comments talk about.

    Also, good luck with everything else on the site Spoony and Scarlett.

  • Jason

    Yeah you’re right about the Transformeers thing. Right now, I’m up here in Washington(the state, in the city Battleground) and everyone here loves it and it’s weird to me. I feel like arguing to them that it is a really mediocre movie but, you know, what can ya do? Gotta check out that B5 thing the other comments talk about.

    Also, good luck with everything else on the site Spoony and Scarlett.

  • Will

    You do so much, Spoony. Just know it’s all very appreciated! I love your site and your reviews, they’re fuckin hilarous! Take as much time as you need to do updates and shit. I’m loyal to Spoony One through and through : )

  • Will

    You do so much, Spoony. Just know it’s all very appreciated! I love your site and your reviews, they’re fuckin hilarous! Take as much time as you need to do updates and shit. I’m loyal to Spoony One through and through : )

  • Will

    You do so much, Spoony. Just know it’s all very appreciated! I love your site and your reviews, they’re fuckin hilarous! Take as much time as you need to do updates and shit. I’m loyal to Spoony One through and through : )

  • Joyz

    Haha, Roger Ebert made a similar reply to fans criticizing his review.

    http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/07/i_am_a_brainiac.html

  • Joyz

    Haha, Roger Ebert made a similar reply to fans criticizing his review.

    http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/07/i_am_a_brainiac.html

  • Joyz

    Haha, Roger Ebert made a similar reply to fans criticizing his review.

    http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/07/i_am_a_brainiac.html

  • The Angry Movie Dork

    Use FortuneCity.com, that’s probably the best web hosting site out there, it has great service, and I havn’t really had any problems with it so far.

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    Use FortuneCity.com, that’s probably the best web hosting site out there, it has great service, and I havn’t really had any problems with it so far.

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    Use FortuneCity.com, that’s probably the best web hosting site out there, it has great service, and I havn’t really had any problems with it so far.

  • Muro Khan

    God… Babylon 5… I miss that show. In any case, I wish you and Scarlett luck on your attempt to get the site back to the status quo.

    Now I must say that I agree with you on the Transformers, it actually scary how many people keep yelling “Hell yeah! Awesome stuff!”, and you hear the applause after, and I’m still hoping the actual movie will begin. I would dare claim that Mike Bay is taking film advice from Uwe Boll. …Maybe Mike lost to a boxing match with him.

  • Muro Khan

    God… Babylon 5… I miss that show. In any case, I wish you and Scarlett luck on your attempt to get the site back to the status quo.

    Now I must say that I agree with you on the Transformers, it actually scary how many people keep yelling “Hell yeah! Awesome stuff!”, and you hear the applause after, and I’m still hoping the actual movie will begin. I would dare claim that Mike Bay is taking film advice from Uwe Boll. …Maybe Mike lost to a boxing match with him.

  • Muro Khan

    God… Babylon 5… I miss that show. In any case, I wish you and Scarlett luck on your attempt to get the site back to the status quo.

    Now I must say that I agree with you on the Transformers, it actually scary how many people keep yelling “Hell yeah! Awesome stuff!”, and you hear the applause after, and I’m still hoping the actual movie will begin. I would dare claim that Mike Bay is taking film advice from Uwe Boll. …Maybe Mike lost to a boxing match with him.

  • Muro Khan

    God… Babylon 5… I miss that show. In any case, I wish you and Scarlett luck on your attempt to get the site back to the status quo.

    Now I must say that I agree with you on the Transformers, it actually scary how many people keep yelling “Hell yeah! Awesome stuff!”, and you hear the applause after, and I’m still hoping the actual movie will begin. I would dare claim that Mike Bay is taking film advice from Uwe Boll. …Maybe Mike lost to a boxing match with him.

  • jnywest

    When veiwed as complete work of cinema, Babylon 5 is perhaps one of the best works of science fiction ever. It had a complex story and setting. Deep plot and subplots. The writing was intellegent and down to earth, very little technobable. The characters, and there were many, were so greaty explored that one really did “know” them at the end of the series. Most of all, it made sense, from beginning to end, not one moment of “WTF?!”, not that I can remember. I would think it would be resonable to put J. Michael Straczynski in the same catagory as Issac Asimov or Arthor C. Clarke.
    If you get a chance, Spoony, a Babylon 5 tribute would be fun, perhaps there were some Babylon 5 FMV games.
    Good luck with everything

  • jnywest

    When veiwed as complete work of cinema, Babylon 5 is perhaps one of the best works of science fiction ever. It had a complex story and setting. Deep plot and subplots. The writing was intellegent and down to earth, very little technobable. The characters, and there were many, were so greaty explored that one really did “know” them at the end of the series. Most of all, it made sense, from beginning to end, not one moment of “WTF?!”, not that I can remember. I would think it would be resonable to put J. Michael Straczynski in the same catagory as Issac Asimov or Arthor C. Clarke.
    If you get a chance, Spoony, a Babylon 5 tribute would be fun, perhaps there were some Babylon 5 FMV games.
    Good luck with everything

  • jnywest

    When veiwed as complete work of cinema, Babylon 5 is perhaps one of the best works of science fiction ever. It had a complex story and setting. Deep plot and subplots. The writing was intellegent and down to earth, very little technobable. The characters, and there were many, were so greaty explored that one really did “know” them at the end of the series. Most of all, it made sense, from beginning to end, not one moment of “WTF?!”, not that I can remember. I would think it would be resonable to put J. Michael Straczynski in the same catagory as Issac Asimov or Arthor C. Clarke.
    If you get a chance, Spoony, a Babylon 5 tribute would be fun, perhaps there were some Babylon 5 FMV games.
    Good luck with everything

  • jnywest

    When veiwed as complete work of cinema, Babylon 5 is perhaps one of the best works of science fiction ever. It had a complex story and setting. Deep plot and subplots. The writing was intellegent and down to earth, very little technobable. The characters, and there were many, were so greaty explored that one really did “know” them at the end of the series. Most of all, it made sense, from beginning to end, not one moment of “WTF?!”, not that I can remember. I would think it would be resonable to put J. Michael Straczynski in the same catagory as Issac Asimov or Arthor C. Clarke.
    If you get a chance, Spoony, a Babylon 5 tribute would be fun, perhaps there were some Babylon 5 FMV games.
    Good luck with everything

  • Enzo

    Don’t worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright.

    I agree on every point possible about Transformers 2 though, my friends went to see it (I refused to see such crap… and I had to work early the next day). They were all like, ‘dude, Transformers 1 was so awesome so…!’ but I disagreed of course. After watching your reviews, I’m glad I didn’t go with them, since it’s the same shit, only worse and longer.

  • Enzo

    Don’t worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright.

    I agree on every point possible about Transformers 2 though, my friends went to see it (I refused to see such crap… and I had to work early the next day). They were all like, ‘dude, Transformers 1 was so awesome so…!’ but I disagreed of course. After watching your reviews, I’m glad I didn’t go with them, since it’s the same shit, only worse and longer.

  • Enzo

    Don’t worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright.

    I agree on every point possible about Transformers 2 though, my friends went to see it (I refused to see such crap… and I had to work early the next day). They were all like, ‘dude, Transformers 1 was so awesome so…!’ but I disagreed of course. After watching your reviews, I’m glad I didn’t go with them, since it’s the same shit, only worse and longer.

  • Enzo

    Don’t worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright.

    I agree on every point possible about Transformers 2 though, my friends went to see it (I refused to see such crap… and I had to work early the next day). They were all like, ‘dude, Transformers 1 was so awesome so…!’ but I disagreed of course. After watching your reviews, I’m glad I didn’t go with them, since it’s the same shit, only worse and longer.

  • Disthron

    Firstly, I’m glad that someone is donating a server and you are getting your problems sorted out. Secondly, I don’t think that all you need to make a movie good is robots fighting.

    I think your expectations ARE too high Spoony. Now I didn’t think the movie was aplause worthing but when I whent and saw it a hole lot of other people did. I have to say that I was surprised at how long the movie ended up being becouse if felt like a 90min movie. Honestly I don’t know what you were expecting, The comic reldeaf was not that bad, I mean I didn’t laugh at a lot of it but it wasn’t like scary movie quolity badness. I didn’t find it ofensive, did anyone? I haven’t heard anyone but you and your brother say the movie was offensive. Ok, there was one time in the opening when I had trouble telling the robots apart, it was when they are chasing the crain-bot and they discover that another Decepticon discuised as a sports car is there. But in terms of actually watching the action, I had no problem telling what was happening. You know, one giant robot punches another, it wasn’t that hard to comprihend.

    Also, I whent and saw it a second time with my friends, they all liked it too I think better than me becouse most of them were big Transformers fans from back in the day. Anyway, I paid close attention in the part when the comunications go down in the fight in the desert. When the radio gose down the main soldior guy (can’t remember his name) comments that the decepticons releaced an EMP weapon. So it fried there radios and aparently the satalites as well. So the mobile phone still worked becouse it wasn’t that the signal was being jamed it was that the soldiors radios were broken. I realize that you probably don’t care but you did seem to make such a huge deal about it before.

    I’m sorry man but it just seems like you are commited to hating this movie no matter what.

    Well I love Babelon 5 as well and I don’t know the name. If you’d said “that guy who plays [insert charecter name here]” then I’d instantly know who you were talking about.

    Man, you seem like a good guy and I love watching your stuff but you really got to get a hold on that Critics Syndrome.

  • Disthron

    Firstly, I’m glad that someone is donating a server and you are getting your problems sorted out. Secondly, I don’t think that all you need to make a movie good is robots fighting.

    I think your expectations ARE too high Spoony. Now I didn’t think the movie was aplause worthing but when I whent and saw it a hole lot of other people did. I have to say that I was surprised at how long the movie ended up being becouse if felt like a 90min movie. Honestly I don’t know what you were expecting, The comic reldeaf was not that bad, I mean I didn’t laugh at a lot of it but it wasn’t like scary movie quolity badness. I didn’t find it ofensive, did anyone? I haven’t heard anyone but you and your brother say the movie was offensive. Ok, there was one time in the opening when I had trouble telling the robots apart, it was when they are chasing the crain-bot and they discover that another Decepticon discuised as a sports car is there. But in terms of actually watching the action, I had no problem telling what was happening. You know, one giant robot punches another, it wasn’t that hard to comprihend.

    Also, I whent and saw it a second time with my friends, they all liked it too I think better than me becouse most of them were big Transformers fans from back in the day. Anyway, I paid close attention in the part when the comunications go down in the fight in the desert. When the radio gose down the main soldior guy (can’t remember his name) comments that the decepticons releaced an EMP weapon. So it fried there radios and aparently the satalites as well. So the mobile phone still worked becouse it wasn’t that the signal was being jamed it was that the soldiors radios were broken. I realize that you probably don’t care but you did seem to make such a huge deal about it before.

    I’m sorry man but it just seems like you are commited to hating this movie no matter what.

    Well I love Babelon 5 as well and I don’t know the name. If you’d said “that guy who plays [insert charecter name here]” then I’d instantly know who you were talking about.

    Man, you seem like a good guy and I love watching your stuff but you really got to get a hold on that Critics Syndrome.

  • Danbot

    “Derek,”
    “Hmm?”
    “Babylon 5′s a big pile of shit!”
    “GET OUT!”

  • Danbot

    “Derek,”
    “Hmm?”
    “Babylon 5′s a big pile of shit!”
    “GET OUT!”

  • Danbot

    “Derek,”
    “Hmm?”
    “Babylon 5′s a big pile of shit!”
    “GET OUT!”

  • Danbot

    “Derek,”
    “Hmm?”
    “Babylon 5′s a big pile of shit!”
    “GET OUT!”

  • Sniktbub

    Would love to donate, but I’m low on funds and in the process of looking for a job. If I do find one though, once I get my bank account built back up a little I’d gladly donate. Hope the transfer to the new server goes well, and huge thanks to whoever is providing the new one.

  • Sniktbub

    Would love to donate, but I’m low on funds and in the process of looking for a job. If I do find one though, once I get my bank account built back up a little I’d gladly donate. Hope the transfer to the new server goes well, and huge thanks to whoever is providing the new one.

  • Sniktbub

    Would love to donate, but I’m low on funds and in the process of looking for a job. If I do find one though, once I get my bank account built back up a little I’d gladly donate. Hope the transfer to the new server goes well, and huge thanks to whoever is providing the new one.

  • Sniktbub

    Would love to donate, but I’m low on funds and in the process of looking for a job. If I do find one though, once I get my bank account built back up a little I’d gladly donate. Hope the transfer to the new server goes well, and huge thanks to whoever is providing the new one.

  • The Goot

    I was so worried that the site was gonna close cuz im new to it, but to hear this is a good sigh o relief. Best o luck spoony.

  • The Goot

    I was so worried that the site was gonna close cuz im new to it, but to hear this is a good sigh o relief. Best o luck spoony.

  • The Goot

    I was so worried that the site was gonna close cuz im new to it, but to hear this is a good sigh o relief. Best o luck spoony.

  • The Goot

    I was so worried that the site was gonna close cuz im new to it, but to hear this is a good sigh o relief. Best o luck spoony.

  • Nickalollyoff

    For what it’s worth, I just clicked every ad on the page. I’d donate a few coins if it wasn’t so far away from payday.

  • Nickalollyoff

    For what it’s worth, I just clicked every ad on the page. I’d donate a few coins if it wasn’t so far away from payday.

  • Nickalollyoff

    For what it’s worth, I just clicked every ad on the page. I’d donate a few coins if it wasn’t so far away from payday.

  • Nickalollyoff

    For what it’s worth, I just clicked every ad on the page. I’d donate a few coins if it wasn’t so far away from payday.

  • Tombert

    If I had some spare cash, I would donate it. I’ll watch your vids on Blip and hopefully get you some more ad revenue on there.

  • Tombert

    If I had some spare cash, I would donate it. I’ll watch your vids on Blip and hopefully get you some more ad revenue on there.

  • Tombert

    If I had some spare cash, I would donate it. I’ll watch your vids on Blip and hopefully get you some more ad revenue on there.

  • Tombert

    If I had some spare cash, I would donate it. I’ll watch your vids on Blip and hopefully get you some more ad revenue on there.

  • Nosveractu

    Im sorry if this is too personal but its bugging me. Who is Scarlett? Is she your girlfriend, your wife, sister, mother, local nun?

  • Nosveractu

    Im sorry if this is too personal but its bugging me. Who is Scarlett? Is she your girlfriend, your wife, sister, mother, local nun?

  • Nosveractu

    Im sorry if this is too personal but its bugging me. Who is Scarlett? Is she your girlfriend, your wife, sister, mother, local nun?

  • Nosveractu

    Im sorry if this is too personal but its bugging me. Who is Scarlett? Is she your girlfriend, your wife, sister, mother, local nun?

  • http://www.piratesavvy.com/pap/ Dave

    I only just realized… are those RAVENLOFT books/boxes in the background? It LOOKS like Ravenloft books/boxes…

  • http://www.piratesavvy.com/pap/ Dave

    I only just realized… are those RAVENLOFT books/boxes in the background? It LOOKS like Ravenloft books/boxes…

  • Mullerkeks

    Don`t care for Bruce Boxleitner!
    Are there titts in Transmorphers?

  • Mullerkeks

    Don`t care for Bruce Boxleitner!
    Are there titts in Transmorphers?

  • Mullerkeks

    Don`t care for Bruce Boxleitner!
    Are there titts in Transmorphers?

  • Mullerkeks

    Don`t care for Bruce Boxleitner!
    Are there titts in Transmorphers?

  • Wes

    I would donate 20 bux if I had a credit card but I’m only 15 so go figure.

    Keep up the good work spoony.

  • Wes

    I would donate 20 bux if I had a credit card but I’m only 15 so go figure.

    Keep up the good work spoony.

  • Wes

    I would donate 20 bux if I had a credit card but I’m only 15 so go figure.

    Keep up the good work spoony.

  • Wes

    I would donate 20 bux if I had a credit card but I’m only 15 so go figure.

    Keep up the good work spoony.

  • Michael Rittenberry

    Glad to hear that things are calming down. This site is one of the only ones I check daily, so it’s good to know that things are getting better.

  • Michael Rittenberry

    Glad to hear that things are calming down. This site is one of the only ones I check daily, so it’s good to know that things are getting better.

  • Red Silvers

    Glad to see you’re planning to pull through. I was worried for you, not just because of the site, but some of your comments. Thought maybe there were some issues in your personal life that would make you not want to do this anymore, and while I know real life takes priority over the internet, losing you would have been a major loss. I’m happy that things have calmed down, and that your woman could clean up the site so well.

  • Red Silvers

    Glad to see you’re planning to pull through. I was worried for you, not just because of the site, but some of your comments. Thought maybe there were some issues in your personal life that would make you not want to do this anymore, and while I know real life takes priority over the internet, losing you would have been a major loss. I’m happy that things have calmed down, and that your woman could clean up the site so well.

  • Red Silvers

    Glad to see you’re planning to pull through. I was worried for you, not just because of the site, but some of your comments. Thought maybe there were some issues in your personal life that would make you not want to do this anymore, and while I know real life takes priority over the internet, losing you would have been a major loss. I’m happy that things have calmed down, and that your woman could clean up the site so well.

  • Red Silvers

    Glad to see you’re planning to pull through. I was worried for you, not just because of the site, but some of your comments. Thought maybe there were some issues in your personal life that would make you not want to do this anymore, and while I know real life takes priority over the internet, losing you would have been a major loss. I’m happy that things have calmed down, and that your woman could clean up the site so well.

  • AtlasRedux

    Post #2 :
    Good luck on new host!
    And jeeez, do you have to taunt us on the epic review? Just can’t wait now!
    And yes, there WAS a Highlander 2.
    And more. Several.
    The nightmares still haunt us all.

  • AtlasRedux

    Post #2 :
    Good luck on new host!
    And jeeez, do you have to taunt us on the epic review? Just can’t wait now!
    And yes, there WAS a Highlander 2.
    And more. Several.
    The nightmares still haunt us all.

  • AtlasRedux

    Post #2 :
    Good luck on new host!
    And jeeez, do you have to taunt us on the epic review? Just can’t wait now!
    And yes, there WAS a Highlander 2.
    And more. Several.
    The nightmares still haunt us all.

  • AtlasRedux

    Post #2 :
    Good luck on new host!
    And jeeez, do you have to taunt us on the epic review? Just can’t wait now!
    And yes, there WAS a Highlander 2.
    And more. Several.
    The nightmares still haunt us all.

  • Lone Flame

    I’m about 1/2 way into the movie and just wow… It’s super B grade stuff. Poor effects, bad acting(except Bruce), cheap plot devices, poor script/plot, unfounded statements in the dialog that make you wonder how they made that leap(kinda like an overly meta-gamed D&D session). And yet, all in all it’s about the same as the 1rst transformer’s movie, just a little less smooth, with better characters, & with less racism. Give this baby better effects and a few more decent actors & it’ll would be a helluva lot better than transformers(even with the piss poor script).

    Well, Bruce is dead. To hell with finishing this movie.

  • Lone Flame

    I’m about 1/2 way into the movie and just wow… It’s super B grade stuff. Poor effects, bad acting(except Bruce), cheap plot devices, poor script/plot, unfounded statements in the dialog that make you wonder how they made that leap(kinda like an overly meta-gamed D&D session). And yet, all in all it’s about the same as the 1rst transformer’s movie, just a little less smooth, with better characters, & with less racism. Give this baby better effects and a few more decent actors & it’ll would be a helluva lot better than transformers(even with the piss poor script).

    Well, Bruce is dead. To hell with finishing this movie.

  • Lone Flame

    I’m about 1/2 way into the movie and just wow… It’s super B grade stuff. Poor effects, bad acting(except Bruce), cheap plot devices, poor script/plot, unfounded statements in the dialog that make you wonder how they made that leap(kinda like an overly meta-gamed D&D session). And yet, all in all it’s about the same as the 1rst transformer’s movie, just a little less smooth, with better characters, & with less racism. Give this baby better effects and a few more decent actors & it’ll would be a helluva lot better than transformers(even with the piss poor script).

    Well, Bruce is dead. To hell with finishing this movie.

  • Lone Flame

    I’m about 1/2 way into the movie and just wow… It’s super B grade stuff. Poor effects, bad acting(except Bruce), cheap plot devices, poor script/plot, unfounded statements in the dialog that make you wonder how they made that leap(kinda like an overly meta-gamed D&D session). And yet, all in all it’s about the same as the 1rst transformer’s movie, just a little less smooth, with better characters, & with less racism. Give this baby better effects and a few more decent actors & it’ll would be a helluva lot better than transformers(even with the piss poor script).

    Well, Bruce is dead. To hell with finishing this movie.

  • http://www.youtube.com/artificialraven artificialraven

    Ah yes this whole webhost and equipment fail fiasco is a total bummer. I wish things didn’t turn out this way but hopefully you’ll make it through these dire times. As for what you talked about in this video, I only watched one movie made by Asylum and that was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. You can make a drinking game out of that one, with the rules being; take a shot (or a swig of beer if you’re a pussy) when a CG scene is repeated. Chances are, you’ll end up in the hospital by the time the movie ends. Anyways I wish the best of luck to ya Spoony. Keep at it, you have a lot of supporters and things will turn around..

  • http://www.youtube.com/artificialraven artificialraven

    Ah yes this whole webhost and equipment fail fiasco is a total bummer. I wish things didn’t turn out this way but hopefully you’ll make it through these dire times. As for what you talked about in this video, I only watched one movie made by Asylum and that was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. You can make a drinking game out of that one, with the rules being; take a shot (or a swig of beer if you’re a pussy) when a CG scene is repeated. Chances are, you’ll end up in the hospital by the time the movie ends. Anyways I wish the best of luck to ya Spoony. Keep at it, you have a lot of supporters and things will turn around..

  • http://www.youtube.com/artificialraven artificialraven

    Ah yes this whole webhost and equipment fail fiasco is a total bummer. I wish things didn’t turn out this way but hopefully you’ll make it through these dire times. As for what you talked about in this video, I only watched one movie made by Asylum and that was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. You can make a drinking game out of that one, with the rules being; take a shot (or a swig of beer if you’re a pussy) when a CG scene is repeated. Chances are, you’ll end up in the hospital by the time the movie ends. Anyways I wish the best of luck to ya Spoony. Keep at it, you have a lot of supporters and things will turn around..

  • http://www.youtube.com/artificialraven artificialraven

    Ah yes this whole webhost and equipment fail fiasco is a total bummer. I wish things didn’t turn out this way but hopefully you’ll make it through these dire times. As for what you talked about in this video, I only watched one movie made by Asylum and that was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. You can make a drinking game out of that one, with the rules being; take a shot (or a swig of beer if you’re a pussy) when a CG scene is repeated. Chances are, you’ll end up in the hospital by the time the movie ends. Anyways I wish the best of luck to ya Spoony. Keep at it, you have a lot of supporters and things will turn around..

  • Mistah J

    I remember passing by Transmorphers the last time I was at Blockbuster. I was going through a real strong B-movie phase not too long ago, but I don’t think I should check this one out. I thought Transformers 2 was good enough, mostly b/c of how faithful it was to the original series even though it was, as you said, pretty brainless. The girl I went to see it with is a few years older so she grew up during that time so she’s a much bigger fan than I am.

    This talk of Transmorphers is really getting me confused since I’ve recently gone through all my old Power Ranger toys (Power Morphers, Zeo Morphers, and of course, Transmorphers)

  • Mistah J

    I remember passing by Transmorphers the last time I was at Blockbuster. I was going through a real strong B-movie phase not too long ago, but I don’t think I should check this one out. I thought Transformers 2 was good enough, mostly b/c of how faithful it was to the original series even though it was, as you said, pretty brainless. The girl I went to see it with is a few years older so she grew up during that time so she’s a much bigger fan than I am.

    This talk of Transmorphers is really getting me confused since I’ve recently gone through all my old Power Ranger toys (Power Morphers, Zeo Morphers, and of course, Transmorphers)

  • Mistah J

    I remember passing by Transmorphers the last time I was at Blockbuster. I was going through a real strong B-movie phase not too long ago, but I don’t think I should check this one out. I thought Transformers 2 was good enough, mostly b/c of how faithful it was to the original series even though it was, as you said, pretty brainless. The girl I went to see it with is a few years older so she grew up during that time so she’s a much bigger fan than I am.

    This talk of Transmorphers is really getting me confused since I’ve recently gone through all my old Power Ranger toys (Power Morphers, Zeo Morphers, and of course, Transmorphers)

  • Mistah J

    I remember passing by Transmorphers the last time I was at Blockbuster. I was going through a real strong B-movie phase not too long ago, but I don’t think I should check this one out. I thought Transformers 2 was good enough, mostly b/c of how faithful it was to the original series even though it was, as you said, pretty brainless. The girl I went to see it with is a few years older so she grew up during that time so she’s a much bigger fan than I am.

    This talk of Transmorphers is really getting me confused since I’ve recently gone through all my old Power Ranger toys (Power Morphers, Zeo Morphers, and of course, Transmorphers)

  • SorCa

    The Experiment will never die !!!

  • SorCa

    The Experiment will never die !!!

  • SorCa

    The Experiment will never die !!!

  • SorCa

    The Experiment will never die !!!

  • Mercnote

    While I don’t agree with you on Transformers 2, I still got to give you credit that you more or less kept your cool with all the BS going on.

    Good on ya.

  • Mercnote

    While I don’t agree with you on Transformers 2, I still got to give you credit that you more or less kept your cool with all the BS going on.

    Good on ya.

  • Mercnote

    While I don’t agree with you on Transformers 2, I still got to give you credit that you more or less kept your cool with all the BS going on.

    Good on ya.

  • bee_oh_three

    Hi there! :-) Glad to see you’re hanging in there. Thought we lost you for a second. Thank you to both you and especially Scarlett for keeping this place running for people like me to get a good laugh after a rough day at work. You guys kick ass.

    One thing though, in the robots fighting = good movie rant, you mentioned Matrix Revolutions…as bad as Transformers 2 was, the expectations for the film were middle-of-the road action at best. Transformers by nature is basically Rock em Sock em Robots anyway. Matrix Revolutions is about 10x worse because of its’ expectation value. The first movie was incredible, and the second movie, while good, left a lot of questions that we were hoping Revolutions would answer. It was jaw-droppingly bad, not even a good action movie from a regular standard…hackish and cliche from beginning to end and pretty much killed an entire trilogy. So while Transformers 2 was indeed terrible and solved nothing, comparing it to the end of the Matrix series isn’t really fair.

  • bee_oh_three

    Hi there! :-) Glad to see you’re hanging in there. Thought we lost you for a second. Thank you to both you and especially Scarlett for keeping this place running for people like me to get a good laugh after a rough day at work. You guys kick ass.

    One thing though, in the robots fighting = good movie rant, you mentioned Matrix Revolutions…as bad as Transformers 2 was, the expectations for the film were middle-of-the road action at best. Transformers by nature is basically Rock em Sock em Robots anyway. Matrix Revolutions is about 10x worse because of its’ expectation value. The first movie was incredible, and the second movie, while good, left a lot of questions that we were hoping Revolutions would answer. It was jaw-droppingly bad, not even a good action movie from a regular standard…hackish and cliche from beginning to end and pretty much killed an entire trilogy. So while Transformers 2 was indeed terrible and solved nothing, comparing it to the end of the Matrix series isn’t really fair.

  • Mercnote

    While I don’t agree with you on Transformers 2, I still got to give you credit that you more or less kept your cool with all the BS going on.

    Good on ya.

  • bee_oh_three

    Hi there! :-) Glad to see you’re hanging in there. Thought we lost you for a second. Thank you to both you and especially Scarlett for keeping this place running for people like me to get a good laugh after a rough day at work. You guys kick ass.

    One thing though, in the robots fighting = good movie rant, you mentioned Matrix Revolutions…as bad as Transformers 2 was, the expectations for the film were middle-of-the road action at best. Transformers by nature is basically Rock em Sock em Robots anyway. Matrix Revolutions is about 10x worse because of its’ expectation value. The first movie was incredible, and the second movie, while good, left a lot of questions that we were hoping Revolutions would answer. It was jaw-droppingly bad, not even a good action movie from a regular standard…hackish and cliche from beginning to end and pretty much killed an entire trilogy. So while Transformers 2 was indeed terrible and solved nothing, comparing it to the end of the Matrix series isn’t really fair.

  • Trent

    I wish I could donate! But I for one have no money. But if I did, I would be sending it to you!

  • Trent

    I wish I could donate! But I for one have no money. But if I did, I would be sending it to you!

  • Trent

    I wish I could donate! But I for one have no money. But if I did, I would be sending it to you!

  • Emperor_Z

    Wish you best of luck with the server issues. May donate a few bucks myself. I owe you for those 5 hours of entertainment with Phantasmagoria.

    It seems like everyone loves that Transformers trash. Ug…

  • Emperor_Z

    Wish you best of luck with the server issues. May donate a few bucks myself. I owe you for those 5 hours of entertainment with Phantasmagoria.

    It seems like everyone loves that Transformers trash. Ug…

  • Emperor_Z

    Wish you best of luck with the server issues. May donate a few bucks myself. I owe you for those 5 hours of entertainment with Phantasmagoria.

    It seems like everyone loves that Transformers trash. Ug…

  • Emperor_Z

    Wish you best of luck with the server issues. May donate a few bucks myself. I owe you for those 5 hours of entertainment with Phantasmagoria.

    It seems like everyone loves that Transformers trash. Ug…

  • Bob

    What was that one with the robot scorpion? It was made about the same time as Robot Jox.

  • Bob

    What was that one with the robot scorpion? It was made about the same time as Robot Jox.

  • Bob

    What was that one with the robot scorpion? It was made about the same time as Robot Jox.

  • Bob

    What was that one with the robot scorpion? It was made about the same time as Robot Jox.

  • me

    I watch your videos every single day you got my support

  • me

    I watch your videos every single day you got my support

  • me

    I watch your videos every single day you got my support

  • me

    I watch your videos every single day you got my support

  • philyburkhill

    Its so sad to see Bruce in shitty stuff like this after B5 :(

  • philyburkhill

    Its so sad to see Bruce in shitty stuff like this after B5 :(

  • philyburkhill

    Its so sad to see Bruce in shitty stuff like this after B5 :(

  • philyburkhill

    Its so sad to see Bruce in shitty stuff like this after B5 :(

  • The Favs

    I watched Citizen Kane once before, but I think I was too young to really appreciate it. I’m gonna watch it again.
    Big fan, Spoony! Hang in there!

  • The Favs

    I watched Citizen Kane once before, but I think I was too young to really appreciate it. I’m gonna watch it again.
    Big fan, Spoony! Hang in there!

  • The Favs

    I watched Citizen Kane once before, but I think I was too young to really appreciate it. I’m gonna watch it again.
    Big fan, Spoony! Hang in there!

  • The Favs

    I watched Citizen Kane once before, but I think I was too young to really appreciate it. I’m gonna watch it again.
    Big fan, Spoony! Hang in there!

  • LF

    If I could donate I would and yes, it is a tragedy and a travesty that Bruce has been reduced to b-movie trash. The same could be said of another Bruce we all know about.

  • LF

    If I could donate I would and yes, it is a tragedy and a travesty that Bruce has been reduced to b-movie trash. The same could be said of another Bruce we all know about.

  • Pyrocrastinator

    Woo! Glad things seem to be working out for you, and I’m looking forward to the big review along with everybody else! :)

  • Pyrocrastinator

    Woo! Glad things seem to be working out for you, and I’m looking forward to the big review along with everybody else! :)

  • Pyrocrastinator

    Woo! Glad things seem to be working out for you, and I’m looking forward to the big review along with everybody else! :)

  • Pyrocrastinator

    Woo! Glad things seem to be working out for you, and I’m looking forward to the big review along with everybody else! :)

  • The Epic Ninja

    I can see it now….

  • The Epic Ninja

    I can see it now….

  • The Epic Ninja

    I can see it now….

  • The Epic Ninja

    I can see it now….

  • Jesse

    I personally like both Transformers movies, a lot in all honesty. I thought they were fun action movies, but I can see where you can disagree, and that’s fine. But I admit, I used to be a blind follower of anything involving super-powered fight scenes. I just liked action movies, and I didn’t want to watch ordinary guys, with or without guns, if I could watch superior beings in intense battles instead. I didn’t seriously reassess this until I saw Ghost Rider again on DVD. Now my copy of that movie stands as a reminder and a warning (at least the Ghost Rider movie is good for something). I still have a big weakness for that kind of thing, but I’m more open-minded now.

    Anyway, glad to hear things are getting better. Good luck on the big review, Spoony, I look forward to it!

  • Jesse

    I personally like both Transformers movies, a lot in all honesty. I thought they were fun action movies, but I can see where you can disagree, and that’s fine. But I admit, I used to be a blind follower of anything involving super-powered fight scenes. I just liked action movies, and I didn’t want to watch ordinary guys, with or without guns, if I could watch superior beings in intense battles instead. I didn’t seriously reassess this until I saw Ghost Rider again on DVD. Now my copy of that movie stands as a reminder and a warning (at least the Ghost Rider movie is good for something). I still have a big weakness for that kind of thing, but I’m more open-minded now.

    Anyway, glad to hear things are getting better. Good luck on the big review, Spoony, I look forward to it!

  • Jesse

    I personally like both Transformers movies, a lot in all honesty. I thought they were fun action movies, but I can see where you can disagree, and that’s fine. But I admit, I used to be a blind follower of anything involving super-powered fight scenes. I just liked action movies, and I didn’t want to watch ordinary guys, with or without guns, if I could watch superior beings in intense battles instead. I didn’t seriously reassess this until I saw Ghost Rider again on DVD. Now my copy of that movie stands as a reminder and a warning (at least the Ghost Rider movie is good for something). I still have a big weakness for that kind of thing, but I’m more open-minded now.

    Anyway, glad to hear things are getting better. Good luck on the big review, Spoony, I look forward to it!

  • Jesse

    I personally like both Transformers movies, a lot in all honesty. I thought they were fun action movies, but I can see where you can disagree, and that’s fine. But I admit, I used to be a blind follower of anything involving super-powered fight scenes. I just liked action movies, and I didn’t want to watch ordinary guys, with or without guns, if I could watch superior beings in intense battles instead. I didn’t seriously reassess this until I saw Ghost Rider again on DVD. Now my copy of that movie stands as a reminder and a warning (at least the Ghost Rider movie is good for something). I still have a big weakness for that kind of thing, but I’m more open-minded now.

    Anyway, glad to hear things are getting better. Good luck on the big review, Spoony, I look forward to it!

  • Black_Rabbit

    hey Spoony watch the first Transmorphers. not only is the the movie terribly written, but it has awful editing..

  • Black_Rabbit

    hey Spoony watch the first Transmorphers. not only is the the movie terribly written, but it has awful editing..

  • Black_Rabbit

    hey Spoony watch the first Transmorphers. not only is the the movie terribly written, but it has awful editing..

  • Black_Rabbit

    hey Spoony watch the first Transmorphers. not only is the the movie terribly written, but it has awful editing..

  • RidgeAldain

    Hang in there, Spoony, a lot of us know what it’s like to have catastrophic shitstorms occurring in quick succession, but we got your back, and you have our unwavering support.

    And hell yeah to Babylon 5! Without that and MST3k there was no need for me to watch TV anymore, and aside from Top Gear, I haven’t missed all that much it would seem.

  • RidgeAldain

    Hang in there, Spoony, a lot of us know what it’s like to have catastrophic shitstorms occurring in quick succession, but we got your back, and you have our unwavering support.

    And hell yeah to Babylon 5! Without that and MST3k there was no need for me to watch TV anymore, and aside from Top Gear, I haven’t missed all that much it would seem.

  • RidgeAldain

    Hang in there, Spoony, a lot of us know what it’s like to have catastrophic shitstorms occurring in quick succession, but we got your back, and you have our unwavering support.

    And hell yeah to Babylon 5! Without that and MST3k there was no need for me to watch TV anymore, and aside from Top Gear, I haven’t missed all that much it would seem.

  • RidgeAldain

    Hang in there, Spoony, a lot of us know what it’s like to have catastrophic shitstorms occurring in quick succession, but we got your back, and you have our unwavering support.

    And hell yeah to Babylon 5! Without that and MST3k there was no need for me to watch TV anymore, and aside from Top Gear, I haven’t missed all that much it would seem.

  • Sebastian

    Hey this is my favorite website. Cool reviews and great videos. Just keep strong and everything will be OK. Thanks for the laughs. Be the way the Transformer movies is crappy as you say it…. finaly a good review…
    One final word I believe in Karma so I will support the site if you know what I mean…Thanks again
    Sebastian
    From Argentina

  • Sebastian

    Hey this is my favorite website. Cool reviews and great videos. Just keep strong and everything will be OK. Thanks for the laughs. Be the way the Transformer movies is crappy as you say it…. finaly a good review…
    One final word I believe in Karma so I will support the site if you know what I mean…Thanks again
    Sebastian
    From Argentina

  • Sebastian

    Hey this is my favorite website. Cool reviews and great videos. Just keep strong and everything will be OK. Thanks for the laughs. Be the way the Transformer movies is crappy as you say it…. finaly a good review…
    One final word I believe in Karma so I will support the site if you know what I mean…Thanks again
    Sebastian
    From Argentina

  • Sebastian

    Hey this is my favorite website. Cool reviews and great videos. Just keep strong and everything will be OK. Thanks for the laughs. Be the way the Transformer movies is crappy as you say it…. finaly a good review…
    One final word I believe in Karma so I will support the site if you know what I mean…Thanks again
    Sebastian
    From Argentina

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    Man, that blows. Y’know what, Noah, I’ll try to make a bit of a donation every now and then. I’m a really new fan, and ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL TEAR YOUR FF8 REVIEW EIGHT NEW A-HOLES, but I really enjoy your work and I think a small tip or two is the least I can do for the lulz.

    Keep on spoonin’, Spoony.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    Man, that blows. Y’know what, Noah, I’ll try to make a bit of a donation every now and then. I’m a really new fan, and ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL TEAR YOUR FF8 REVIEW EIGHT NEW A-HOLES, but I really enjoy your work and I think a small tip or two is the least I can do for the lulz.

    Keep on spoonin’, Spoony.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    Man, that blows. Y’know what, Noah, I’ll try to make a bit of a donation every now and then. I’m a really new fan, and ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL TEAR YOUR FF8 REVIEW EIGHT NEW A-HOLES, but I really enjoy your work and I think a small tip or two is the least I can do for the lulz.

    Keep on spoonin’, Spoony.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    Man, that blows. Y’know what, Noah, I’ll try to make a bit of a donation every now and then. I’m a really new fan, and ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL TEAR YOUR FF8 REVIEW EIGHT NEW A-HOLES, but I really enjoy your work and I think a small tip or two is the least I can do for the lulz.

    Keep on spoonin’, Spoony.

  • Charlie E/N

    Awesome stuff. Good to hear it’s not all as apocalyptic as it first sounded.
    Dear lord! Transmorphers has Bruce Boxleitner! Admittedly that makes it much better right off the bat. I wondered where he’d been all these years.

  • Charlie E/N

    Awesome stuff. Good to hear it’s not all as apocalyptic as it first sounded.
    Dear lord! Transmorphers has Bruce Boxleitner! Admittedly that makes it much better right off the bat. I wondered where he’d been all these years.

  • Charlie E/N

    Awesome stuff. Good to hear it’s not all as apocalyptic as it first sounded.
    Dear lord! Transmorphers has Bruce Boxleitner! Admittedly that makes it much better right off the bat. I wondered where he’d been all these years.

  • Charlie E/N

    Awesome stuff. Good to hear it’s not all as apocalyptic as it first sounded.
    Dear lord! Transmorphers has Bruce Boxleitner! Admittedly that makes it much better right off the bat. I wondered where he’d been all these years.

  • ChibiGingi

    First of all, kudos for the B5 love. Getting to see Mr. Chekov be so evil is great, especially for someone who grew up on Star Trek. God, I loved Alfred Bester… all six, seven episodes he was in.

    Secondly, the more I think about Transformers 2, the less I hate it. Still a bad movie, though, but after rewatching the 80s cartoon, its inconsistency issues don’t bother me as much. The episodic plots were just downright mindblowing in how ridiculous they were, but then again, we were stupid little kids back then. But then again, I’d rather deal with that retarded BS then to sit through another Mudflap and Skid skit. Ugh. The stereotype I can live with, but the level of obnoxious, unfunny attempt at humor I cannot, ESPECIALLY when they seem to get more screen time then frickin’ Bumblebee AND Optimus Prime. OPTIMUS PRIME! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS AND YOU’RE GOING TO FOCUS ON COMIC RELIEF, BAY? Shame on you.

    Good luck with the site. I’m going to try to donate, assuming my car doesn’t decide it wants to make a visit to the shop again.

  • ChibiGingi

    First of all, kudos for the B5 love. Getting to see Mr. Chekov be so evil is great, especially for someone who grew up on Star Trek. God, I loved Alfred Bester… all six, seven episodes he was in.

    Secondly, the more I think about Transformers 2, the less I hate it. Still a bad movie, though, but after rewatching the 80s cartoon, its inconsistency issues don’t bother me as much. The episodic plots were just downright mindblowing in how ridiculous they were, but then again, we were stupid little kids back then. But then again, I’d rather deal with that retarded BS then to sit through another Mudflap and Skid skit. Ugh. The stereotype I can live with, but the level of obnoxious, unfunny attempt at humor I cannot, ESPECIALLY when they seem to get more screen time then frickin’ Bumblebee AND Optimus Prime. OPTIMUS PRIME! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS AND YOU’RE GOING TO FOCUS ON COMIC RELIEF, BAY? Shame on you.

    Good luck with the site. I’m going to try to donate, assuming my car doesn’t decide it wants to make a visit to the shop again.

  • ChibiGingi

    First of all, kudos for the B5 love. Getting to see Mr. Chekov be so evil is great, especially for someone who grew up on Star Trek. God, I loved Alfred Bester… all six, seven episodes he was in.

    Secondly, the more I think about Transformers 2, the less I hate it. Still a bad movie, though, but after rewatching the 80s cartoon, its inconsistency issues don’t bother me as much. The episodic plots were just downright mindblowing in how ridiculous they were, but then again, we were stupid little kids back then. But then again, I’d rather deal with that retarded BS then to sit through another Mudflap and Skid skit. Ugh. The stereotype I can live with, but the level of obnoxious, unfunny attempt at humor I cannot, ESPECIALLY when they seem to get more screen time then frickin’ Bumblebee AND Optimus Prime. OPTIMUS PRIME! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS AND YOU’RE GOING TO FOCUS ON COMIC RELIEF, BAY? Shame on you.

    Good luck with the site. I’m going to try to donate, assuming my car doesn’t decide it wants to make a visit to the shop again.

  • ChibiGingi

    First of all, kudos for the B5 love. Getting to see Mr. Chekov be so evil is great, especially for someone who grew up on Star Trek. God, I loved Alfred Bester… all six, seven episodes he was in.

    Secondly, the more I think about Transformers 2, the less I hate it. Still a bad movie, though, but after rewatching the 80s cartoon, its inconsistency issues don’t bother me as much. The episodic plots were just downright mindblowing in how ridiculous they were, but then again, we were stupid little kids back then. But then again, I’d rather deal with that retarded BS then to sit through another Mudflap and Skid skit. Ugh. The stereotype I can live with, but the level of obnoxious, unfunny attempt at humor I cannot, ESPECIALLY when they seem to get more screen time then frickin’ Bumblebee AND Optimus Prime. OPTIMUS PRIME! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS AND YOU’RE GOING TO FOCUS ON COMIC RELIEF, BAY? Shame on you.

    Good luck with the site. I’m going to try to donate, assuming my car doesn’t decide it wants to make a visit to the shop again.

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    Nice to know your fans care enough to give almost give you a website. Checks in the mail.

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    Nice to know your fans care enough to give almost give you a website. Checks in the mail.

  • Rad86

    I wish I could donate, but I’m rooting for you. This little half-lurker is behind you all the way!

  • Rad86

    I wish I could donate, but I’m rooting for you. This little half-lurker is behind you all the way!

  • Rad86

    I wish I could donate, but I’m rooting for you. This little half-lurker is behind you all the way!

  • Rad86

    I wish I could donate, but I’m rooting for you. This little half-lurker is behind you all the way!

  • Liam

    Good to hear that things are getting sorted out.
    Also, ‘It’s no Citizen Kane’ is a pretty bullshit argument, but come on. Do you expect for one moment that the SEQUEL to a movie about giant robots based on a toy line directed by Michael Bay to have any kind of intelligence? I liked it, you didn’t, I can accept that.
    Good luck anyway…

  • Liam

    Good to hear that things are getting sorted out.
    Also, ‘It’s no Citizen Kane’ is a pretty bullshit argument, but come on. Do you expect for one moment that the SEQUEL to a movie about giant robots based on a toy line directed by Michael Bay to have any kind of intelligence? I liked it, you didn’t, I can accept that.
    Good luck anyway…

  • Liam

    Good to hear that things are getting sorted out.
    Also, ‘It’s no Citizen Kane’ is a pretty bullshit argument, but come on. Do you expect for one moment that the SEQUEL to a movie about giant robots based on a toy line directed by Michael Bay to have any kind of intelligence? I liked it, you didn’t, I can accept that.
    Good luck anyway…

  • Liam

    Good to hear that things are getting sorted out.
    Also, ‘It’s no Citizen Kane’ is a pretty bullshit argument, but come on. Do you expect for one moment that the SEQUEL to a movie about giant robots based on a toy line directed by Michael Bay to have any kind of intelligence? I liked it, you didn’t, I can accept that.
    Good luck anyway…

  • DeathsHead419

    I’ve finally figured out the Transformers debate. It’s not between “critics and dudes”, it’s between people who believe that a motion picture is meant to tell a story and convay a message. And those who are slown away by an hour long, $200 million dollar fireworks display.

    Come on people, for that kind of dough, a film has no excuse to be bad.

  • DeathsHead419

    I’ve finally figured out the Transformers debate. It’s not between “critics and dudes”, it’s between people who believe that a motion picture is meant to tell a story and convay a message. And those who are slown away by an hour long, $200 million dollar fireworks display.

    Come on people, for that kind of dough, a film has no excuse to be bad.

  • DeathsHead419

    I’ve finally figured out the Transformers debate. It’s not between “critics and dudes”, it’s between people who believe that a motion picture is meant to tell a story and convay a message. And those who are slown away by an hour long, $200 million dollar fireworks display.

    Come on people, for that kind of dough, a film has no excuse to be bad.

  • DeathsHead419

    I’ve finally figured out the Transformers debate. It’s not between “critics and dudes”, it’s between people who believe that a motion picture is meant to tell a story and convay a message. And those who are slown away by an hour long, $200 million dollar fireworks display.

    Come on people, for that kind of dough, a film has no excuse to be bad.

  • CamaroCaron

    I’m glad to see Spoony site back up and running again.

    However, I still disagree with Spoony’s bad review of “Transformers 2″. Spoony keeps claiming these HORRIBLE movies are better than Transformers 2, based solely on the fact that Transformers 2 was 2:30mins long. Saying that one bad movie is worse another bad movie simply because it is shorter, is like saying “The Godfather” is better than “Citizen Kane”, only because “The Godfather” is longer. Basically, Spoony is picking these “Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies” over Transformers 2 because theyre shorter. And seriously, that reasoning is worse than the “ITS ROBOTS FIGHTING!!11!`1!!!” reasoning.

    Personally, I agree with Spoony that Transformers 2 could have been improved in many ways. Personally, I don’t get offended by Smart Cars yelling out Ebonics. But then again, I didnt vote for Obama so that automatically makes me a racist even before Transformers 2 came out. Its true, MTV said so.

    HOWEVER, I DID leave the theaters with a grin on my face, and had fun watching a cartoon from my childhood played out on the big screen. Which brings up my next point, Have any of the reviewers of Transformers 2 ever even watched the original cartoon? All that ever happens in ANY episode is:

    1. Decepticons try to get energon and/or terrorize humanity.
    2. Autobots stop them.
    3. Decepticons curse the Autobots and run away.

    Hmmm… sounds to me like Transformers 2 was pretty accurate to the source material.

    Spoony is being way too hard on Transformers 2. If he can enjoy the cheesiness of all these other sh*t movies, then he should recognize the over-the-top action/comedy in Transformers 2. Its not supposed to be a serious movie. Relax. It was never supposed to be. Show me one reviewer who thought the voice actor for Optimus Prime was going to win an Academy Award. No one expected serious acting from the Robot. No one should have expected any more from Shia Lebouf than what he delivered. And who the F*CK thinks Megan Fox can act? She’s there for T&A. I know it, You know it, She knows it. Enjoy Transformers 2 for what it is, or dont. But dont say its worse than Transmorfers, cause its not.

  • CamaroCaron

    I’m glad to see Spoony site back up and running again.

    However, I still disagree with Spoony’s bad review of “Transformers 2″. Spoony keeps claiming these HORRIBLE movies are better than Transformers 2, based solely on the fact that Transformers 2 was 2:30mins long. Saying that one bad movie is worse another bad movie simply because it is shorter, is like saying “The Godfather” is better than “Citizen Kane”, only because “The Godfather” is longer. Basically, Spoony is picking these “Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies” over Transformers 2 because theyre shorter. And seriously, that reasoning is worse than the “ITS ROBOTS FIGHTING!!11!`1!!!” reasoning.

    Personally, I agree with Spoony that Transformers 2 could have been improved in many ways. Personally, I don’t get offended by Smart Cars yelling out Ebonics. But then again, I didnt vote for Obama so that automatically makes me a racist even before Transformers 2 came out. Its true, MTV said so.

    HOWEVER, I DID leave the theaters with a grin on my face, and had fun watching a cartoon from my childhood played out on the big screen. Which brings up my next point, Have any of the reviewers of Transformers 2 ever even watched the original cartoon? All that ever happens in ANY episode is:

    1. Decepticons try to get energon and/or terrorize humanity.
    2. Autobots stop them.
    3. Decepticons curse the Autobots and run away.

    Hmmm… sounds to me like Transformers 2 was pretty accurate to the source material.

    Spoony is being way too hard on Transformers 2. If he can enjoy the cheesiness of all these other sh*t movies, then he should recognize the over-the-top action/comedy in Transformers 2. Its not supposed to be a serious movie. Relax. It was never supposed to be. Show me one reviewer who thought the voice actor for Optimus Prime was going to win an Academy Award. No one expected serious acting from the Robot. No one should have expected any more from Shia Lebouf than what he delivered. And who the F*CK thinks Megan Fox can act? She’s there for T&A. I know it, You know it, She knows it. Enjoy Transformers 2 for what it is, or dont. But dont say its worse than Transmorfers, cause its not.

  • CamaroCaron

    I’m glad to see Spoony site back up and running again.

    However, I still disagree with Spoony’s bad review of “Transformers 2″. Spoony keeps claiming these HORRIBLE movies are better than Transformers 2, based solely on the fact that Transformers 2 was 2:30mins long. Saying that one bad movie is worse another bad movie simply because it is shorter, is like saying “The Godfather” is better than “Citizen Kane”, only because “The Godfather” is longer. Basically, Spoony is picking these “Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies” over Transformers 2 because theyre shorter. And seriously, that reasoning is worse than the “ITS ROBOTS FIGHTING!!11!`1!!!” reasoning.

    Personally, I agree with Spoony that Transformers 2 could have been improved in many ways. Personally, I don’t get offended by Smart Cars yelling out Ebonics. But then again, I didnt vote for Obama so that automatically makes me a racist even before Transformers 2 came out. Its true, MTV said so.

    HOWEVER, I DID leave the theaters with a grin on my face, and had fun watching a cartoon from my childhood played out on the big screen. Which brings up my next point, Have any of the reviewers of Transformers 2 ever even watched the original cartoon? All that ever happens in ANY episode is:

    1. Decepticons try to get energon and/or terrorize humanity.
    2. Autobots stop them.
    3. Decepticons curse the Autobots and run away.

    Hmmm… sounds to me like Transformers 2 was pretty accurate to the source material.

    Spoony is being way too hard on Transformers 2. If he can enjoy the cheesiness of all these other sh*t movies, then he should recognize the over-the-top action/comedy in Transformers 2. Its not supposed to be a serious movie. Relax. It was never supposed to be. Show me one reviewer who thought the voice actor for Optimus Prime was going to win an Academy Award. No one expected serious acting from the Robot. No one should have expected any more from Shia Lebouf than what he delivered. And who the F*CK thinks Megan Fox can act? She’s there for T&A. I know it, You know it, She knows it. Enjoy Transformers 2 for what it is, or dont. But dont say its worse than Transmorfers, cause its not.

  • CamaroCaron

    I’m glad to see Spoony site back up and running again.

    However, I still disagree with Spoony’s bad review of “Transformers 2″. Spoony keeps claiming these HORRIBLE movies are better than Transformers 2, based solely on the fact that Transformers 2 was 2:30mins long. Saying that one bad movie is worse another bad movie simply because it is shorter, is like saying “The Godfather” is better than “Citizen Kane”, only because “The Godfather” is longer. Basically, Spoony is picking these “Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies” over Transformers 2 because theyre shorter. And seriously, that reasoning is worse than the “ITS ROBOTS FIGHTING!!11!`1!!!” reasoning.

    Personally, I agree with Spoony that Transformers 2 could have been improved in many ways. Personally, I don’t get offended by Smart Cars yelling out Ebonics. But then again, I didnt vote for Obama so that automatically makes me a racist even before Transformers 2 came out. Its true, MTV said so.

    HOWEVER, I DID leave the theaters with a grin on my face, and had fun watching a cartoon from my childhood played out on the big screen. Which brings up my next point, Have any of the reviewers of Transformers 2 ever even watched the original cartoon? All that ever happens in ANY episode is:

    1. Decepticons try to get energon and/or terrorize humanity.
    2. Autobots stop them.
    3. Decepticons curse the Autobots and run away.

    Hmmm… sounds to me like Transformers 2 was pretty accurate to the source material.

    Spoony is being way too hard on Transformers 2. If he can enjoy the cheesiness of all these other sh*t movies, then he should recognize the over-the-top action/comedy in Transformers 2. Its not supposed to be a serious movie. Relax. It was never supposed to be. Show me one reviewer who thought the voice actor for Optimus Prime was going to win an Academy Award. No one expected serious acting from the Robot. No one should have expected any more from Shia Lebouf than what he delivered. And who the F*CK thinks Megan Fox can act? She’s there for T&A. I know it, You know it, She knows it. Enjoy Transformers 2 for what it is, or dont. But dont say its worse than Transmorfers, cause its not.

  • Casualty

    BRUCE BOXLEITNER! Ah, I grew wings during that video. (Babylon 5 for sci-fi greatness!) Thank you for making my day!

  • Casualty

    BRUCE BOXLEITNER! Ah, I grew wings during that video. (Babylon 5 for sci-fi greatness!) Thank you for making my day!

  • Casualty

    BRUCE BOXLEITNER! Ah, I grew wings during that video. (Babylon 5 for sci-fi greatness!) Thank you for making my day!

  • Fishnets

    Hey, good to know things are progressing for you. I had to watch this vlog in pieces as the router was playing up and kept cutting me off. Thanks for keeping us updated and thanks for all that you do. You and Scarlett are in my thoughts and prayers :)

  • Fishnets

    Hey, good to know things are progressing for you. I had to watch this vlog in pieces as the router was playing up and kept cutting me off. Thanks for keeping us updated and thanks for all that you do. You and Scarlett are in my thoughts and prayers :)

  • mobtank

    Glad to hear the worst is over, I’m sure the new review you are working on will be worth the wait.
    Keep it up man, we are all rooting for you.

    On another note, you may want to consider that the reason you had trouble seeing certain parts of transformers 2 was due to the fact that you where sitting in the second row you know.
    I was sitting in the middle when I saw it and I never had any trouble telling the robots apart.

    Kudos to you and Scarlett from Sweden, the dark and overforrested northern wilderness.

  • mobtank

    Glad to hear the worst is over, I’m sure the new review you are working on will be worth the wait.
    Keep it up man, we are all rooting for you.

    On another note, you may want to consider that the reason you had trouble seeing certain parts of transformers 2 was due to the fact that you where sitting in the second row you know.
    I was sitting in the middle when I saw it and I never had any trouble telling the robots apart.

    Kudos to you and Scarlett from Sweden, the dark and overforrested northern wilderness.

  • mobtank

    Glad to hear the worst is over, I’m sure the new review you are working on will be worth the wait.
    Keep it up man, we are all rooting for you.

    On another note, you may want to consider that the reason you had trouble seeing certain parts of transformers 2 was due to the fact that you where sitting in the second row you know.
    I was sitting in the middle when I saw it and I never had any trouble telling the robots apart.

    Kudos to you and Scarlett from Sweden, the dark and overforrested northern wilderness.

  • mobtank

    Glad to hear the worst is over, I’m sure the new review you are working on will be worth the wait.
    Keep it up man, we are all rooting for you.

    On another note, you may want to consider that the reason you had trouble seeing certain parts of transformers 2 was due to the fact that you where sitting in the second row you know.
    I was sitting in the middle when I saw it and I never had any trouble telling the robots apart.

    Kudos to you and Scarlett from Sweden, the dark and overforrested northern wilderness.

  • WyldFox

    Like my friend always said. “If the movie sucks when you go to the theatre, at least you get about 2 hours of free A/C”

  • WyldFox

    Like my friend always said. “If the movie sucks when you go to the theatre, at least you get about 2 hours of free A/C”

  • WyldFox

    Like my friend always said. “If the movie sucks when you go to the theatre, at least you get about 2 hours of free A/C”

  • WyldFox

    Like my friend always said. “If the movie sucks when you go to the theatre, at least you get about 2 hours of free A/C”

  • Zen

    Thanks for the VLog, man.

    Was nice to see something up with all the weirdness lately.

  • Zen

    Thanks for the VLog, man.

    Was nice to see something up with all the weirdness lately.

  • Zen

    Thanks for the VLog, man.

    Was nice to see something up with all the weirdness lately.

  • Zen

    Thanks for the VLog, man.

    Was nice to see something up with all the weirdness lately.

  • eadwin

    Spoony pwned all the Transformers’ defenders. ;-)

  • eadwin

    Spoony pwned all the Transformers’ defenders. ;-)

  • eadwin

    Spoony pwned all the Transformers’ defenders. ;-)

  • eadwin

    Spoony pwned all the Transformers’ defenders. ;-)

  • Raion

    wait!… how long have those final fantasy VIII action figures been there? XD

  • Raion

    wait!… how long have those final fantasy VIII action figures been there? XD

  • Raion

    wait!… how long have those final fantasy VIII action figures been there? XD

  • Raion

    wait!… how long have those final fantasy VIII action figures been there? XD

  • rageofkyubii

    I can say that I liked the second Transformers. I think it wasn’t as good as the first movie, but sequals rarely are. That doesn’t mean I’m going to flame Spoony just because he severely hated it; that’s just his opinion, just like my opinion was that it was a good/okay movie.

  • rageofkyubii

    I can say that I liked the second Transformers. I think it wasn’t as good as the first movie, but sequals rarely are. That doesn’t mean I’m going to flame Spoony just because he severely hated it; that’s just his opinion, just like my opinion was that it was a good/okay movie.

  • rageofkyubii

    I can say that I liked the second Transformers. I think it wasn’t as good as the first movie, but sequals rarely are. That doesn’t mean I’m going to flame Spoony just because he severely hated it; that’s just his opinion, just like my opinion was that it was a good/okay movie.

  • rageofkyubii

    I can say that I liked the second Transformers. I think it wasn’t as good as the first movie, but sequals rarely are. That doesn’t mean I’m going to flame Spoony just because he severely hated it; that’s just his opinion, just like my opinion was that it was a good/okay movie.

  • videolandhero

    I was going to see Transformers, but then I decided to watch Public Enemies. Great movie. Thanks for the review Spoony!

  • videolandhero

    I was going to see Transformers, but then I decided to watch Public Enemies. Great movie. Thanks for the review Spoony!

  • videolandhero

    I was going to see Transformers, but then I decided to watch Public Enemies. Great movie. Thanks for the review Spoony!

  • videolandhero

    I was going to see Transformers, but then I decided to watch Public Enemies. Great movie. Thanks for the review Spoony!

  • Bones

    You’re right about transformers being a shitty movie, and of course you are 100 % right about babylon 5 being the most kick ass scifi show ever. Good luck on your new website man.

  • Bones

    You’re right about transformers being a shitty movie, and of course you are 100 % right about babylon 5 being the most kick ass scifi show ever. Good luck on your new website man.

  • Bones

    You’re right about transformers being a shitty movie, and of course you are 100 % right about babylon 5 being the most kick ass scifi show ever. Good luck on your new website man.

  • Bones

    You’re right about transformers being a shitty movie, and of course you are 100 % right about babylon 5 being the most kick ass scifi show ever. Good luck on your new website man.

  • Minastir

    Zeiram: Babylon 5 is just a show you have to see for yourself, the storyline is so epic and full of plottwists that going to in depth analysis is almost impossible without MAJOR spoilers. If you’re going to watch it though, I’d suggest reading some guide to avoid fillers, first season is very much filled with them. If you endure through the first season and reach the time when the plot really starts going by the end of second season I assure you you’re gonna watch it to the end and not regret it.

  • Minastir

    Zeiram: Babylon 5 is just a show you have to see for yourself, the storyline is so epic and full of plottwists that going to in depth analysis is almost impossible without MAJOR spoilers. If you’re going to watch it though, I’d suggest reading some guide to avoid fillers, first season is very much filled with them. If you endure through the first season and reach the time when the plot really starts going by the end of second season I assure you you’re gonna watch it to the end and not regret it.

  • Minastir

    Zeiram: Babylon 5 is just a show you have to see for yourself, the storyline is so epic and full of plottwists that going to in depth analysis is almost impossible without MAJOR spoilers. If you’re going to watch it though, I’d suggest reading some guide to avoid fillers, first season is very much filled with them. If you endure through the first season and reach the time when the plot really starts going by the end of second season I assure you you’re gonna watch it to the end and not regret it.

  • Minastir

    Zeiram: Babylon 5 is just a show you have to see for yourself, the storyline is so epic and full of plottwists that going to in depth analysis is almost impossible without MAJOR spoilers. If you’re going to watch it though, I’d suggest reading some guide to avoid fillers, first season is very much filled with them. If you endure through the first season and reach the time when the plot really starts going by the end of second season I assure you you’re gonna watch it to the end and not regret it.

  • Nonesuch

    I recommend you all go watch the first two seasons of B5 on Hulu. The first season isn’t nearly as good as the rest of the show, but there are pay offs for you if you’ve watched it, later on in the show. I haven’t seen Transformers 2. But it saddens me that it has come to this supposed crap-storm of a move. The worst part is it will still make money probably.

  • Nonesuch

    I recommend you all go watch the first two seasons of B5 on Hulu. The first season isn’t nearly as good as the rest of the show, but there are pay offs for you if you’ve watched it, later on in the show. I haven’t seen Transformers 2. But it saddens me that it has come to this supposed crap-storm of a move. The worst part is it will still make money probably.

  • Nonesuch

    I recommend you all go watch the first two seasons of B5 on Hulu. The first season isn’t nearly as good as the rest of the show, but there are pay offs for you if you’ve watched it, later on in the show. I haven’t seen Transformers 2. But it saddens me that it has come to this supposed crap-storm of a move. The worst part is it will still make money probably.

  • THAT guy

    You know i hate to much Camp in movies, but i think, among other things, Transformers 2 should have had alittle more camp when it came to Megatron and Starscream.

  • THAT guy

    You know i hate to much Camp in movies, but i think, among other things, Transformers 2 should have had alittle more camp when it came to Megatron and Starscream.

  • THAT guy

    You know i hate to much Camp in movies, but i think, among other things, Transformers 2 should have had alittle more camp when it came to Megatron and Starscream.

  • THAT guy

    You know i hate to much Camp in movies, but i think, among other things, Transformers 2 should have had alittle more camp when it came to Megatron and Starscream.

  • MorfarPower

    I’ve been a fan of You Spoony for a long time, and i really hope things work out better than ever, i got faith in you and we’re all excited for the upcoming stuff you’re working on, Keep up the good work, and Godspeed man.

  • MorfarPower

    I’ve been a fan of You Spoony for a long time, and i really hope things work out better than ever, i got faith in you and we’re all excited for the upcoming stuff you’re working on, Keep up the good work, and Godspeed man.

  • MorfarPower

    I’ve been a fan of You Spoony for a long time, and i really hope things work out better than ever, i got faith in you and we’re all excited for the upcoming stuff you’re working on, Keep up the good work, and Godspeed man.

  • MorfarPower

    I’ve been a fan of You Spoony for a long time, and i really hope things work out better than ever, i got faith in you and we’re all excited for the upcoming stuff you’re working on, Keep up the good work, and Godspeed man.

  • Anonymous

    The Asylum always does these things. Releasing crap knock-offs of big budget movies to cash in. They did it with I Am Legend. Their movie was called I Am Omega (sadly, I found it to be more entertaining than I Am Legend.)

  • Anonymous

    The Asylum always does these things. Releasing crap knock-offs of big budget movies to cash in. They did it with I Am Legend. Their movie was called I Am Omega (sadly, I found it to be more entertaining than I Am Legend.)

  • Anonymous

    The Asylum always does these things. Releasing crap knock-offs of big budget movies to cash in. They did it with I Am Legend. Their movie was called I Am Omega (sadly, I found it to be more entertaining than I Am Legend.)

  • Sara

    The Asylum always does these things. Releasing crap knock-offs of big budget movies to cash in. They did it with I Am Legend. Their movie was called I Am Omega (sadly, I found it to be more entertaining than I Am Legend.)

  • The_Jerk

    I’m glad to hear that you are getting things in order…

    can’t wait for the new review!!

  • The_Jerk

    I’m glad to hear that you are getting things in order…

    can’t wait for the new review!!

  • The_Jerk

    I’m glad to hear that you are getting things in order…

    can’t wait for the new review!!

  • CJ

    Good Luck at this new site, i dont think we would mind waiting, if the site is gonna be alot better

  • CJ

    Good Luck at this new site, i dont think we would mind waiting, if the site is gonna be alot better

  • CJ

    Good Luck at this new site, i dont think we would mind waiting, if the site is gonna be alot better

  • CJ

    Good Luck at this new site, i dont think we would mind waiting, if the site is gonna be alot better

  • CapnG

    Babylon 5 is the good stuff. Anyone who doesn’t watch it is missing out.

    You shouldn’t make such disparaging pronouncements about the original 80s transformers compared to the new movies though Spoony. Yes, it had flaws… lots of them. But the difference in budget, theme, tone and content is so vast that it’s not even apples and oranges, it’s more like apples and bricks.

  • CapnG

    Babylon 5 is the good stuff. Anyone who doesn’t watch it is missing out.

    You shouldn’t make such disparaging pronouncements about the original 80s transformers compared to the new movies though Spoony. Yes, it had flaws… lots of them. But the difference in budget, theme, tone and content is so vast that it’s not even apples and oranges, it’s more like apples and bricks.

  • Mragg

    You say that you can never have just robots fighting each, that you have to have a well written plot, good characters, etc, well, If I wanted robots fighting that had all that, I would find something that did, whenever I just want to find robots fighting and don’t care if it has plot and characters, then I’d watch transformers, get it?

  • Mragg

    You say that you can never have just robots fighting each, that you have to have a well written plot, good characters, etc, well, If I wanted robots fighting that had all that, I would find something that did, whenever I just want to find robots fighting and don’t care if it has plot and characters, then I’d watch transformers, get it?

  • Mragg

    You say that you can never have just robots fighting each, that you have to have a well written plot, good characters, etc, well, If I wanted robots fighting that had all that, I would find something that did, whenever I just want to find robots fighting and don’t care if it has plot and characters, then I’d watch transformers, get it?

  • Mragg

    You say that you can never have just robots fighting each, that you have to have a well written plot, good characters, etc, well, If I wanted robots fighting that had all that, I would find something that did, whenever I just want to find robots fighting and don’t care if it has plot and characters, then I’d watch transformers, get it?

  • Isikien

    Vlog 7-6-09 – Babylon 5

    Jokes aside, good luck spoony with the server shift. Don’t wanna see you disappear from the internet

  • Isikien

    Vlog 7-6-09 – Babylon 5

    Jokes aside, good luck spoony with the server shift. Don’t wanna see you disappear from the internet

  • Isikien

    Vlog 7-6-09 – Babylon 5

    Jokes aside, good luck spoony with the server shift. Don’t wanna see you disappear from the internet

  • Isikien

    Vlog 7-6-09 – Babylon 5

    Jokes aside, good luck spoony with the server shift. Don’t wanna see you disappear from the internet

  • Gamer00

    hey spoony, one question for you…
    Are we going to see Scarlett in later reviews?

  • Gamer00

    hey spoony, one question for you…
    Are we going to see Scarlett in later reviews?

  • Gamer00

    hey spoony, one question for you…
    Are we going to see Scarlett in later reviews?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaMaster551 NinjaMaster551

    I agree with your retorts about the retarted claims people make when trying to defend Transformers ROTF.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1iz7wFeVY&feature=channel_page
    That aside heres a review of Transformers from a user named RandomDCE tell me if you think he’s being reasonable or just kissing up to Micheal Bay.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaMaster551 NinjaMaster551

    I agree with your retorts about the retarted claims people make when trying to defend Transformers ROTF.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1iz7wFeVY&feature=channel_page
    That aside heres a review of Transformers from a user named RandomDCE tell me if you think he’s being reasonable or just kissing up to Micheal Bay.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaMaster551 NinjaMaster551

    I agree with your retorts about the retarted claims people make when trying to defend Transformers ROTF.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1iz7wFeVY&feature=channel_page
    That aside heres a review of Transformers from a user named RandomDCE tell me if you think he’s being reasonable or just kissing up to Micheal Bay.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaMaster551 NinjaMaster551

    I agree with your retorts about the retarted claims people make when trying to defend Transformers ROTF.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1iz7wFeVY&feature=channel_page
    That aside heres a review of Transformers from a user named RandomDCE tell me if you think he’s being reasonable or just kissing up to Micheal Bay.

  • Belmont

    So is the new site still gonna be http://www.spoonyexperiment.com ?

  • Belmont

    So is the new site still gonna be http://www.spoonyexperiment.com ?

  • Drifter

    There’s no mention from anyone about how awesome the box cover for the first Transmorphers movie is?

    http://server5.rarbg.com/posters2/1/1aec19755b7e64ad2c203b4b842e1d70b5977b68.jpg

    I’m sure the movie is utter poison, but good Lord, I want that on my wall.

  • Drifter

    There’s no mention from anyone about how awesome the box cover for the first Transmorphers movie is?

    http://server5.rarbg.com/posters2/1/1aec19755b7e64ad2c203b4b842e1d70b5977b68.jpg

    I’m sure the movie is utter poison, but good Lord, I want that on my wall.

  • Drifter

    There’s no mention from anyone about how awesome the box cover for the first Transmorphers movie is?

    http://server5.rarbg.com/posters2/1/1aec19755b7e64ad2c203b4b842e1d70b5977b68.jpg

    I’m sure the movie is utter poison, but good Lord, I want that on my wall.

  • Drifter

    There’s no mention from anyone about how awesome the box cover for the first Transmorphers movie is?

    http://server5.rarbg.com/posters2/1/1aec19755b7e64ad2c203b4b842e1d70b5977b68.jpg

    I’m sure the movie is utter poison, but good Lord, I want that on my wall.

  • D

    Are those FF8 figurines on your shelf? Where, and by everything that is holy, WHY did you get those?!!

  • D

    Are those FF8 figurines on your shelf? Where, and by everything that is holy, WHY did you get those?!!

  • D

    Are those FF8 figurines on your shelf? Where, and by everything that is holy, WHY did you get those?!!

  • D

    Are those FF8 figurines on your shelf? Where, and by everything that is holy, WHY did you get those?!!

  • BeastWars78

    I still disagree with your concluding opinion for Transformers 2 and interjecting politics into your reviews, vlogs, etc. (doing the latter may offend viewers), but I love the work that you do. You have honestly provided me with lots of laughs via your game reviews and wish you the best of luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching for the transfer info and can’t wait for your future reviews.

  • BeastWars78

    I still disagree with your concluding opinion for Transformers 2 and interjecting politics into your reviews, vlogs, etc. (doing the latter may offend viewers), but I love the work that you do. You have honestly provided me with lots of laughs via your game reviews and wish you the best of luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching for the transfer info and can’t wait for your future reviews.

  • BeastWars78

    I still disagree with your concluding opinion for Transformers 2 and interjecting politics into your reviews, vlogs, etc. (doing the latter may offend viewers), but I love the work that you do. You have honestly provided me with lots of laughs via your game reviews and wish you the best of luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching for the transfer info and can’t wait for your future reviews.

  • BeastWars78

    I still disagree with your concluding opinion for Transformers 2 and interjecting politics into your reviews, vlogs, etc. (doing the latter may offend viewers), but I love the work that you do. You have honestly provided me with lots of laughs via your game reviews and wish you the best of luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching for the transfer info and can’t wait for your future reviews.

  • BeastWars78

    P.S. I think the reason why the Transformers 2 review was controversial was that some viewers interpreted it as a criticism of them (whether if it was your intention ultimately doesn’t effect what transpired). I personally saw it for the first time (saw it a total of THREE times in the first three days it came out) because I enjoyed the first one and wanted to see a mindless-action packed film. I wasn’t really concerned with plot or character development or the alleged “racism” in the film. Mocking the “ghetto” culture isn’t automatically mocking black people everywhere. Obama doesn’t give me the impression of being from the “ghetto,” neither do other black people that I have met in my life. I’m certain you have told a joke about a minority group that other could find offensive, everybody has and deny it is pure bullshit. Do I believe all Hispanics are illegal immigrants? Hell no, but I’ll still make a tongue-in-cheek comment like “You’re really good at hopping over fences. Is that how you got into the country, Lopez?” to someone I have grown up with since preschool. The concept of race is man-made, it was invented. We were all once black, since DNA evidence points to Africa as being the earliest place of human origin. I don’t give a fuck if your black, white, yellow, brown, or rainbow, what I care about is who you are, not what you are. What could be mocked (based on interpretation) with Mudflap and Skids could be the “wangsta” sub-culture in America (one of the voice actors were black and the other white). Furthermore, it could be a commentary on today’s society (somewhat unlikely) such as with rise of visual media (films, video games, the internet), fewer and fewer people are reading books. Although it seems like I dislike you, I don’t. Good luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching [cue dramatic music]…

  • BeastWars78

    P.S. I think the reason why the Transformers 2 review was controversial was that some viewers interpreted it as a criticism of them (whether if it was your intention ultimately doesn’t effect what transpired). I personally saw it for the first time (saw it a total of THREE times in the first three days it came out) because I enjoyed the first one and wanted to see a mindless-action packed film. I wasn’t really concerned with plot or character development or the alleged “racism” in the film. Mocking the “ghetto” culture isn’t automatically mocking black people everywhere. Obama doesn’t give me the impression of being from the “ghetto,” neither do other black people that I have met in my life. I’m certain you have told a joke about a minority group that other could find offensive, everybody has and deny it is pure bullshit. Do I believe all Hispanics are illegal immigrants? Hell no, but I’ll still make a tongue-in-cheek comment like “You’re really good at hopping over fences. Is that how you got into the country, Lopez?” to someone I have grown up with since preschool. The concept of race is man-made, it was invented. We were all once black, since DNA evidence points to Africa as being the earliest place of human origin. I don’t give a fuck if your black, white, yellow, brown, or rainbow, what I care about is who you are, not what you are. What could be mocked (based on interpretation) with Mudflap and Skids could be the “wangsta” sub-culture in America (one of the voice actors were black and the other white). Furthermore, it could be a commentary on today’s society (somewhat unlikely) such as with rise of visual media (films, video games, the internet), fewer and fewer people are reading books. Although it seems like I dislike you, I don’t. Good luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching [cue dramatic music]…

  • BeastWars78

    P.S. I think the reason why the Transformers 2 review was controversial was that some viewers interpreted it as a criticism of them (whether if it was your intention ultimately doesn’t effect what transpired). I personally saw it for the first time (saw it a total of THREE times in the first three days it came out) because I enjoyed the first one and wanted to see a mindless-action packed film. I wasn’t really concerned with plot or character development or the alleged “racism” in the film. Mocking the “ghetto” culture isn’t automatically mocking black people everywhere. Obama doesn’t give me the impression of being from the “ghetto,” neither do other black people that I have met in my life. I’m certain you have told a joke about a minority group that other could find offensive, everybody has and deny it is pure bullshit. Do I believe all Hispanics are illegal immigrants? Hell no, but I’ll still make a tongue-in-cheek comment like “You’re really good at hopping over fences. Is that how you got into the country, Lopez?” to someone I have grown up with since preschool. The concept of race is man-made, it was invented. We were all once black, since DNA evidence points to Africa as being the earliest place of human origin. I don’t give a fuck if your black, white, yellow, brown, or rainbow, what I care about is who you are, not what you are. What could be mocked (based on interpretation) with Mudflap and Skids could be the “wangsta” sub-culture in America (one of the voice actors were black and the other white). Furthermore, it could be a commentary on today’s society (somewhat unlikely) such as with rise of visual media (films, video games, the internet), fewer and fewer people are reading books. Although it seems like I dislike you, I don’t. Good luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching [cue dramatic music]…

  • BeastWars78

    P.S. I think the reason why the Transformers 2 review was controversial was that some viewers interpreted it as a criticism of them (whether if it was your intention ultimately doesn’t effect what transpired). I personally saw it for the first time (saw it a total of THREE times in the first three days it came out) because I enjoyed the first one and wanted to see a mindless-action packed film. I wasn’t really concerned with plot or character development or the alleged “racism” in the film. Mocking the “ghetto” culture isn’t automatically mocking black people everywhere. Obama doesn’t give me the impression of being from the “ghetto,” neither do other black people that I have met in my life. I’m certain you have told a joke about a minority group that other could find offensive, everybody has and deny it is pure bullshit. Do I believe all Hispanics are illegal immigrants? Hell no, but I’ll still make a tongue-in-cheek comment like “You’re really good at hopping over fences. Is that how you got into the country, Lopez?” to someone I have grown up with since preschool. The concept of race is man-made, it was invented. We were all once black, since DNA evidence points to Africa as being the earliest place of human origin. I don’t give a fuck if your black, white, yellow, brown, or rainbow, what I care about is who you are, not what you are. What could be mocked (based on interpretation) with Mudflap and Skids could be the “wangsta” sub-culture in America (one of the voice actors were black and the other white). Furthermore, it could be a commentary on today’s society (somewhat unlikely) such as with rise of visual media (films, video games, the internet), fewer and fewer people are reading books. Although it seems like I dislike you, I don’t. Good luck with the website transfer. I’ll be watching [cue dramatic music]…

  • BeastWars78

    Please forgive any grammar mistakes, I’m writing this late at night.

  • BeastWars78

    Please forgive any grammar mistakes, I’m writing this late at night.

  • BeastWars78

    Please forgive any grammar mistakes, I’m writing this late at night.

  • BeastWars78

    Please forgive any grammar mistakes, I’m writing this late at night.

  • ED

    The next time someone says Mudflap and Skip were okay because they were “just robots” is getting a swift lynching, so they can see how *they* like it. How anyone can watch that film and not see the two twins as a complete and utter set of harmful caricatures is beyond me. One of them has a fucking GOLD TOOTH, for christ’s sake. Every specific character trait they have are insulting stereotypes. If the mascot for KFC was a cartoon Sambo biting down on a drumstick, would the fact he was “just a cartoon” make it okay?

    Yes, a summer movie can be a dumb, fun, good time, but that doesn’t excuse it from being just a flat out poorly made film. Especially when your goddamn action sequences, the supposed focal point of the movie, lack any sense of rhythm, context, or momentum.

    P.S. To anyone who saw this movie for Megan Fox, just watch porn. You’ll be happier.

  • ED

    The next time someone says Mudflap and Skip were okay because they were “just robots” is getting a swift lynching, so they can see how *they* like it. How anyone can watch that film and not see the two twins as a complete and utter set of harmful caricatures is beyond me. One of them has a fucking GOLD TOOTH, for christ’s sake. Every specific character trait they have are insulting stereotypes. If the mascot for KFC was a cartoon Sambo biting down on a drumstick, would the fact he was “just a cartoon” make it okay?

    Yes, a summer movie can be a dumb, fun, good time, but that doesn’t excuse it from being just a flat out poorly made film. Especially when your goddamn action sequences, the supposed focal point of the movie, lack any sense of rhythm, context, or momentum.

    P.S. To anyone who saw this movie for Megan Fox, just watch porn. You’ll be happier.

  • ED

    The next time someone says Mudflap and Skip were okay because they were “just robots” is getting a swift lynching, so they can see how *they* like it. How anyone can watch that film and not see the two twins as a complete and utter set of harmful caricatures is beyond me. One of them has a fucking GOLD TOOTH, for christ’s sake. Every specific character trait they have are insulting stereotypes. If the mascot for KFC was a cartoon Sambo biting down on a drumstick, would the fact he was “just a cartoon” make it okay?

    Yes, a summer movie can be a dumb, fun, good time, but that doesn’t excuse it from being just a flat out poorly made film. Especially when your goddamn action sequences, the supposed focal point of the movie, lack any sense of rhythm, context, or momentum.

    P.S. To anyone who saw this movie for Megan Fox, just watch porn. You’ll be happier.

  • ED

    The next time someone says Mudflap and Skip were okay because they were “just robots” is getting a swift lynching, so they can see how *they* like it. How anyone can watch that film and not see the two twins as a complete and utter set of harmful caricatures is beyond me. One of them has a fucking GOLD TOOTH, for christ’s sake. Every specific character trait they have are insulting stereotypes. If the mascot for KFC was a cartoon Sambo biting down on a drumstick, would the fact he was “just a cartoon” make it okay?

    Yes, a summer movie can be a dumb, fun, good time, but that doesn’t excuse it from being just a flat out poorly made film. Especially when your goddamn action sequences, the supposed focal point of the movie, lack any sense of rhythm, context, or momentum.

    P.S. To anyone who saw this movie for Megan Fox, just watch porn. You’ll be happier.

  • james

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  • J1hadMon

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  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Maybe it’s the hacking that’s going on in the news.

  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Maybe it’s the hacking that’s going on in the news.

  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Maybe it’s the hacking that’s going on in the news.

  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Maybe it’s the hacking that’s going on in the news.

  • Mike

    #187 WTF? I now tried 20 min to understand what you are trying to tell us! This is absurd…

  • Mike

    #187 WTF? I now tried 20 min to understand what you are trying to tell us! This is absurd…

  • Mike

    #187 WTF? I now tried 20 min to understand what you are trying to tell us! This is absurd…

  • Mike

    #187 WTF? I now tried 20 min to understand what you are trying to tell us! This is absurd…

  • Kerry

    oh, and on the Skids and Mudflap thing. I didn’t find it racist, it was all done in good fun, was the little Italian one racist too? I don’t think so, while I’m not black, i did watch it with my friend Eddie and he is. My firned did not seem to mind the least he found them funny.
    I don’t think of Black people that way, and besides if anything they were mocking the Hip-Hop/Gangster culture, not the Blacks. if anything seeing them act that way and assume “black” is more racist than anything… ( and im really not trying to be an asshole, that’s truly how i feel, if the you hear slang and the first thing that you think is racism, you may need to evaluate your view on the world and see who the racist really is.)

    as always Spoony, im a huge fan and will forever be. I just don’t agree with your review. but that’s my opinion, and not your’s (which what i come for is your opinion because you always make me laugh).

    SPOONY FOREVER!
    GL with the new site.

  • Kerry

    oh, and on the Skids and Mudflap thing. I didn’t find it racist, it was all done in good fun, was the little Italian one racist too? I don’t think so, while I’m not black, i did watch it with my friend Eddie and he is. My firned did not seem to mind the least he found them funny.
    I don’t think of Black people that way, and besides if anything they were mocking the Hip-Hop/Gangster culture, not the Blacks. if anything seeing them act that way and assume “black” is more racist than anything… ( and im really not trying to be an asshole, that’s truly how i feel, if the you hear slang and the first thing that you think is racism, you may need to evaluate your view on the world and see who the racist really is.)

    as always Spoony, im a huge fan and will forever be. I just don’t agree with your review. but that’s my opinion, and not your’s (which what i come for is your opinion because you always make me laugh).

    SPOONY FOREVER!
    GL with the new site.

  • Kerry

    oh, and on the Skids and Mudflap thing. I didn’t find it racist, it was all done in good fun, was the little Italian one racist too? I don’t think so, while I’m not black, i did watch it with my friend Eddie and he is. My firned did not seem to mind the least he found them funny.
    I don’t think of Black people that way, and besides if anything they were mocking the Hip-Hop/Gangster culture, not the Blacks. if anything seeing them act that way and assume “black” is more racist than anything… ( and im really not trying to be an asshole, that’s truly how i feel, if the you hear slang and the first thing that you think is racism, you may need to evaluate your view on the world and see who the racist really is.)

    as always Spoony, im a huge fan and will forever be. I just don’t agree with your review. but that’s my opinion, and not your’s (which what i come for is your opinion because you always make me laugh).

    SPOONY FOREVER!
    GL with the new site.

  • Kerry

    oh, and on the Skids and Mudflap thing. I didn’t find it racist, it was all done in good fun, was the little Italian one racist too? I don’t think so, while I’m not black, i did watch it with my friend Eddie and he is. My firned did not seem to mind the least he found them funny.
    I don’t think of Black people that way, and besides if anything they were mocking the Hip-Hop/Gangster culture, not the Blacks. if anything seeing them act that way and assume “black” is more racist than anything… ( and im really not trying to be an asshole, that’s truly how i feel, if the you hear slang and the first thing that you think is racism, you may need to evaluate your view on the world and see who the racist really is.)

    as always Spoony, im a huge fan and will forever be. I just don’t agree with your review. but that’s my opinion, and not your’s (which what i come for is your opinion because you always make me laugh).

    SPOONY FOREVER!
    GL with the new site.

  • Kerry

    what the hell happened to my first post? the one about how i Liked transformers 2

    anyway, you need to review “the legend of chun-li” it’s the biggest shit pile ever

  • Kerry

    what the hell happened to my first post? the one about how i Liked transformers 2

    anyway, you need to review “the legend of chun-li” it’s the biggest shit pile ever

  • Kerry

    what the hell happened to my first post? the one about how i Liked transformers 2

    anyway, you need to review “the legend of chun-li” it’s the biggest shit pile ever

  • Kerry

    what the hell happened to my first post? the one about how i Liked transformers 2

    anyway, you need to review “the legend of chun-li” it’s the biggest shit pile ever

  • Billaxle

    Hey Spoony, Just want to let you know that were here for you man. Even us nameless ones who never comment and haven’t registered on the forums but have been here since the first FF8 review. (me). Anyway, i hope everything works out for you man, and i hope the server transition goes well. I have to admit i am hoping that this awesome video will include the next segment of FF8 and Insaino, but i know how much of a shitbuscut that thing is to get through and i know that whatever it is it will be totally awesome. Keep your chin up, You Spoony Bard!! ;)

  • Billaxle

    Hey Spoony, Just want to let you know that were here for you man. Even us nameless ones who never comment and haven’t registered on the forums but have been here since the first FF8 review. (me). Anyway, i hope everything works out for you man, and i hope the server transition goes well. I have to admit i am hoping that this awesome video will include the next segment of FF8 and Insaino, but i know how much of a shitbuscut that thing is to get through and i know that whatever it is it will be totally awesome. Keep your chin up, You Spoony Bard!! ;)

  • Invisible Crane

    After 2 years of coming to the site I finally decided to donate some money to to it…you deserve it Noah

  • Invisible Crane

    After 2 years of coming to the site I finally decided to donate some money to to it…you deserve it Noah

  • Invisible Crane

    After 2 years of coming to the site I finally decided to donate some money to to it…you deserve it Noah

  • Invisible Crane

    After 2 years of coming to the site I finally decided to donate some money to to it…you deserve it Noah

  • Kelli Olsen

    I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen to the site! I’m glad everything’s working out finally. I missed this site!

  • Kelli Olsen

    I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen to the site! I’m glad everything’s working out finally. I missed this site!

  • Kelli Olsen

    I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen to the site! I’m glad everything’s working out finally. I missed this site!

  • Kelli Olsen

    I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen to the site! I’m glad everything’s working out finally. I missed this site!

  • KaitoKid

    Now there really is no message.

  • KaitoKid

    Now there really is no message.

  • KaitoKid

    Now there really is no message.

  • KaitoKid

    Now there really is no message.

  • Laerid

    Hey Spoony, I’m glad you’re making your slow comeback, but … your transmorphers review? I think you’ll maybe want to reconsider posting that, since a review of it is allready up on TGWTG by Matthew Buck’s Bad Movie Beatdown… this really isn’t your month isn’t it?
    I guess you could still post it, but I still remember the Critic’s ‘the Wizard’ fiasco back a while ago and it was pretty awkward for him.

  • Laerid

    Hey Spoony, I’m glad you’re making your slow comeback, but … your transmorphers review? I think you’ll maybe want to reconsider posting that, since a review of it is allready up on TGWTG by Matthew Buck’s Bad Movie Beatdown… this really isn’t your month isn’t it?
    I guess you could still post it, but I still remember the Critic’s ‘the Wizard’ fiasco back a while ago and it was pretty awkward for him.

  • Laerid

    Hey Spoony, I’m glad you’re making your slow comeback, but … your transmorphers review? I think you’ll maybe want to reconsider posting that, since a review of it is allready up on TGWTG by Matthew Buck’s Bad Movie Beatdown… this really isn’t your month isn’t it?
    I guess you could still post it, but I still remember the Critic’s ‘the Wizard’ fiasco back a while ago and it was pretty awkward for him.

  • Laerid

    Hey Spoony, I’m glad you’re making your slow comeback, but … your transmorphers review? I think you’ll maybe want to reconsider posting that, since a review of it is allready up on TGWTG by Matthew Buck’s Bad Movie Beatdown… this really isn’t your month isn’t it?
    I guess you could still post it, but I still remember the Critic’s ‘the Wizard’ fiasco back a while ago and it was pretty awkward for him.

  • Rawley

    Try “Robot Jox” for robots fighting. Cheezy ’80′s mech kinda movie. Very funny in its awfulness.

  • Rawley

    Try “Robot Jox” for robots fighting. Cheezy ’80′s mech kinda movie. Very funny in its awfulness.

  • Rawley

    Try “Robot Jox” for robots fighting. Cheezy ’80′s mech kinda movie. Very funny in its awfulness.

  • Rawley

    Try “Robot Jox” for robots fighting. Cheezy ’80′s mech kinda movie. Very funny in its awfulness.

  • JoeL

    Haha, film brain on TGWTG has released his review of the first Transmorphers on his show bad movie beatdown. He also explains more about the asylum company… Check it out :P

  • JoeL

    Haha, film brain on TGWTG has released his review of the first Transmorphers on his show bad movie beatdown. He also explains more about the asylum company… Check it out :P

  • JoeL

    Haha, film brain on TGWTG has released his review of the first Transmorphers on his show bad movie beatdown. He also explains more about the asylum company… Check it out :P

  • JoeL

    Haha, film brain on TGWTG has released his review of the first Transmorphers on his show bad movie beatdown. He also explains more about the asylum company… Check it out :P

  • Lance Tristram

    Listen Spoony I dunno if I’m speaking for more than just myself here but I think you should consider whether you are happy or not doing this. If this site business and camera issue and filming crew deal is as hard as you say it is then do what you think you have to to make sure you can get by. If that means just dropping the site and getting a desk job then do it, you’ve got an awesome woman to look after and I’d hate to see you screw up your priorities.

    On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain. If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.

  • Lance Tristram

    Listen Spoony I dunno if I’m speaking for more than just myself here but I think you should consider whether you are happy or not doing this. If this site business and camera issue and filming crew deal is as hard as you say it is then do what you think you have to to make sure you can get by. If that means just dropping the site and getting a desk job then do it, you’ve got an awesome woman to look after and I’d hate to see you screw up your priorities.

    On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain. If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.

  • Lance Tristram

    Listen Spoony I dunno if I’m speaking for more than just myself here but I think you should consider whether you are happy or not doing this. If this site business and camera issue and filming crew deal is as hard as you say it is then do what you think you have to to make sure you can get by. If that means just dropping the site and getting a desk job then do it, you’ve got an awesome woman to look after and I’d hate to see you screw up your priorities.

    On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain. If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.

  • DEC

    funny funny stuff. love it!

  • DEC

    funny funny stuff. love it!

  • DEC

    funny funny stuff. love it!

  • DEC

    funny funny stuff. love it!

  • Adam

    I could not get through your Transformers 2 review because of length and I also happen to like Michael Bay.

    However, I’m glad you’re still around.

  • Adam

    I could not get through your Transformers 2 review because of length and I also happen to like Michael Bay.

    However, I’m glad you’re still around.

  • Adam

    I could not get through your Transformers 2 review because of length and I also happen to like Michael Bay.

    However, I’m glad you’re still around.

  • Adam

    I could not get through your Transformers 2 review because of length and I also happen to like Michael Bay.

    However, I’m glad you’re still around.

  • Jason

    Looking real forward to your new server and the new look you are planning

  • Jason

    Looking real forward to your new server and the new look you are planning

  • Jason

    Looking real forward to your new server and the new look you are planning

  • Jason

    Looking real forward to your new server and the new look you are planning

  • Emran

    I saw that you have final fantasy 8 toys in the background. I see Seifer and Rinoa and I can see Squall’s gunblade

    they look great I wish I had some

  • Emran

    I saw that you have final fantasy 8 toys in the background. I see Seifer and Rinoa and I can see Squall’s gunblade

    they look great I wish I had some

  • Emran

    I saw that you have final fantasy 8 toys in the background. I see Seifer and Rinoa and I can see Squall’s gunblade

    they look great I wish I had some

  • Emran

    I saw that you have final fantasy 8 toys in the background. I see Seifer and Rinoa and I can see Squall’s gunblade

    they look great I wish I had some

  • Film Brain

    Re: Lance Tristan

    “On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain.”
    Glad to see you hid this opinion on someone else’s site rather than, say, on the video at TGWTG. I’m betting that you didn’t count on me being a vistor to the site who likes to read the comments…

    “If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.”
    I admire Spoony and the effort he goes to make his reviews. HOWEVER, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss my own work. What, do you think I work on these in a week? That episode took a month to produce, from scripting to editing to uploading. It took hours of effort, planning and thought. Not to mention that a large percentage of that episode was not produced by me, but by my editor/writing partner Chris. So a slight on me is a slight on him.

    I don’t think I am near the quality of the Spoony One (for he is a genius), but calling me a “dumbass” just because I’ve not had the notches on the belt that Spoony has had (Spoony has made dozens of videos, I’ve made 6 with steady improvements) strikes me as more than a bit childish.

    re: Laerid

    Spoony’s V-Logs aren’t normally posted on TGWTG. He also reviewed the prequel, whereas I did the original movie. It was an unfortunate coindience on our parts, since we had no idea we were both working on reviews, albeit on different installments of the franchise. I had actually pushed my review back due to technical issues (again, the work in episodes in divided amongst two people) so I was a bit surprised when I saw this.

  • Film Brain

    Re: Lance Tristan

    “On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain.”
    Glad to see you hid this opinion on someone else’s site rather than, say, on the video at TGWTG. I’m betting that you didn’t count on me being a vistor to the site who likes to read the comments…

    “If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.”
    I admire Spoony and the effort he goes to make his reviews. HOWEVER, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss my own work. What, do you think I work on these in a week? That episode took a month to produce, from scripting to editing to uploading. It took hours of effort, planning and thought. Not to mention that a large percentage of that episode was not produced by me, but by my editor/writing partner Chris. So a slight on me is a slight on him.

    I don’t think I am near the quality of the Spoony One (for he is a genius), but calling me a “dumbass” just because I’ve not had the notches on the belt that Spoony has had (Spoony has made dozens of videos, I’ve made 6 with steady improvements) strikes me as more than a bit childish.

    re: Laerid

    Spoony’s V-Logs aren’t normally posted on TGWTG. He also reviewed the prequel, whereas I did the original movie. It was an unfortunate coindience on our parts, since we had no idea we were both working on reviews, albeit on different installments of the franchise. I had actually pushed my review back due to technical issues (again, the work in episodes in divided amongst two people) so I was a bit surprised when I saw this.

  • Film Brain

    Re: Lance Tristan

    “On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain.”
    Glad to see you hid this opinion on someone else’s site rather than, say, on the video at TGWTG. I’m betting that you didn’t count on me being a vistor to the site who likes to read the comments…

    “If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.”
    I admire Spoony and the effort he goes to make his reviews. HOWEVER, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss my own work. What, do you think I work on these in a week? That episode took a month to produce, from scripting to editing to uploading. It took hours of effort, planning and thought. Not to mention that a large percentage of that episode was not produced by me, but by my editor/writing partner Chris. So a slight on me is a slight on him.

    I don’t think I am near the quality of the Spoony One (for he is a genius), but calling me a “dumbass” just because I’ve not had the notches on the belt that Spoony has had (Spoony has made dozens of videos, I’ve made 6 with steady improvements) strikes me as more than a bit childish.

    re: Laerid

    Spoony’s V-Logs aren’t normally posted on TGWTG. He also reviewed the prequel, whereas I did the original movie. It was an unfortunate coindience on our parts, since we had no idea we were both working on reviews, albeit on different installments of the franchise. I had actually pushed my review back due to technical issues (again, the work in episodes in divided amongst two people) so I was a bit surprised when I saw this.

  • Film Brain

    Re: Lance Tristan

    “On the other hand though I think this off the cuff review of transmorphers was a thousand times better than that piece of shit kid Film Brain.”
    Glad to see you hid this opinion on someone else’s site rather than, say, on the video at TGWTG. I’m betting that you didn’t count on me being a vistor to the site who likes to read the comments…

    “If you do keep this site up do it for no other reason than to keep dumbasses like him from making craptastic reviews and getting praise where he shouldn’t. Not when there are more deserving people like you busting your ass to provide a QUALITY product for us.”
    I admire Spoony and the effort he goes to make his reviews. HOWEVER, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss my own work. What, do you think I work on these in a week? That episode took a month to produce, from scripting to editing to uploading. It took hours of effort, planning and thought. Not to mention that a large percentage of that episode was not produced by me, but by my editor/writing partner Chris. So a slight on me is a slight on him.

    I don’t think I am near the quality of the Spoony One (for he is a genius), but calling me a “dumbass” just because I’ve not had the notches on the belt that Spoony has had (Spoony has made dozens of videos, I’ve made 6 with steady improvements) strikes me as more than a bit childish.

    re: Laerid

    Spoony’s V-Logs aren’t normally posted on TGWTG. He also reviewed the prequel, whereas I did the original movie. It was an unfortunate coindience on our parts, since we had no idea we were both working on reviews, albeit on different installments of the franchise. I had actually pushed my review back due to technical issues (again, the work in episodes in divided amongst two people) so I was a bit surprised when I saw this.

  • Film Brain

    Coincidence, even.

  • Film Brain

    Coincidence, even.

  • Film Brain

    Coincidence, even.

  • Film Brain

    Coincidence, even.

  • Lance Tristram

    Its good to know Film Brain that you’re trolling every review site out there in order to protect your good name. Otherwise I might be in danger of being able to execise my opinion. Is there a reason you feel the need to respond to every little thing someone says to you that is negative, other than of course to try and show off your astounding wit and skill at the vernacular rapier. That is what is truly childish, grow a pair and just let it roll off your shoulders.

  • Lance Tristram

    Its good to know Film Brain that you’re trolling every review site out there in order to protect your good name. Otherwise I might be in danger of being able to execise my opinion. Is there a reason you feel the need to respond to every little thing someone says to you that is negative, other than of course to try and show off your astounding wit and skill at the vernacular rapier. That is what is truly childish, grow a pair and just let it roll off your shoulders.

  • Lance Tristram

    Its good to know Film Brain that you’re trolling every review site out there in order to protect your good name. Otherwise I might be in danger of being able to execise my opinion. Is there a reason you feel the need to respond to every little thing someone says to you that is negative, other than of course to try and show off your astounding wit and skill at the vernacular rapier. That is what is truly childish, grow a pair and just let it roll off your shoulders.

  • Lance Tristram

    Its good to know Film Brain that you’re trolling every review site out there in order to protect your good name. Otherwise I might be in danger of being able to execise my opinion. Is there a reason you feel the need to respond to every little thing someone says to you that is negative, other than of course to try and show off your astounding wit and skill at the vernacular rapier. That is what is truly childish, grow a pair and just let it roll off your shoulders.

  • Welshy

    I don’t know whats funnier, coming here to slag off a guy who might not even see what you’re saying or calling him childish and a kid. Yes, FB is obviously childish as he responded to your comment in a mature and sensible way where as you throw out a number of insults and names. Yes, I can see who the childish person is here. I find it cowardly on your part that you need to come to a site FB doesnt post videos on to slag him off. Basically bitching about someone behind their back and then getting caught and to try and cover up the egg on your face you try to accuse FB of being in the wrong. Pretty pathetic.

  • Welshy

    I don’t know whats funnier, coming here to slag off a guy who might not even see what you’re saying or calling him childish and a kid. Yes, FB is obviously childish as he responded to your comment in a mature and sensible way where as you throw out a number of insults and names. Yes, I can see who the childish person is here. I find it cowardly on your part that you need to come to a site FB doesnt post videos on to slag him off. Basically bitching about someone behind their back and then getting caught and to try and cover up the egg on your face you try to accuse FB of being in the wrong. Pretty pathetic.

  • Welshy

    I don’t know whats funnier, coming here to slag off a guy who might not even see what you’re saying or calling him childish and a kid. Yes, FB is obviously childish as he responded to your comment in a mature and sensible way where as you throw out a number of insults and names. Yes, I can see who the childish person is here. I find it cowardly on your part that you need to come to a site FB doesnt post videos on to slag him off. Basically bitching about someone behind their back and then getting caught and to try and cover up the egg on your face you try to accuse FB of being in the wrong. Pretty pathetic.

  • Welshy

    I don’t know whats funnier, coming here to slag off a guy who might not even see what you’re saying or calling him childish and a kid. Yes, FB is obviously childish as he responded to your comment in a mature and sensible way where as you throw out a number of insults and names. Yes, I can see who the childish person is here. I find it cowardly on your part that you need to come to a site FB doesnt post videos on to slag him off. Basically bitching about someone behind their back and then getting caught and to try and cover up the egg on your face you try to accuse FB of being in the wrong. Pretty pathetic.

  • Lance Tristram

    You know, you are absolutely right. It is pretty pathetic to sit here and try to state my opinion on the internet when so many people can just bring up points to the contrary just for the heck of it. I’m just gonna kick back, watch some videos and laugh with my brother, I don’t have to watch anything I don’t want to.

  • Lance Tristram

    You know, you are absolutely right. It is pretty pathetic to sit here and try to state my opinion on the internet when so many people can just bring up points to the contrary just for the heck of it. I’m just gonna kick back, watch some videos and laugh with my brother, I don’t have to watch anything I don’t want to.

  • Lance Tristram

    You know, you are absolutely right. It is pretty pathetic to sit here and try to state my opinion on the internet when so many people can just bring up points to the contrary just for the heck of it. I’m just gonna kick back, watch some videos and laugh with my brother, I don’t have to watch anything I don’t want to.

  • Lance Tristram

    You know, you are absolutely right. It is pretty pathetic to sit here and try to state my opinion on the internet when so many people can just bring up points to the contrary just for the heck of it. I’m just gonna kick back, watch some videos and laugh with my brother, I don’t have to watch anything I don’t want to.

  • Icepikoftime

    “AHH! AHH! There we go. That was an ordeal.” Is what I said once I left the movie. Don’t get me wrong though I liked it, just to damn long. Anyway, review Titanic:Adventure out of Time. DO IT

  • Icepikoftime

    “AHH! AHH! There we go. That was an ordeal.” Is what I said once I left the movie. Don’t get me wrong though I liked it, just to damn long. Anyway, review Titanic:Adventure out of Time. DO IT

  • Icepikoftime

    “AHH! AHH! There we go. That was an ordeal.” Is what I said once I left the movie. Don’t get me wrong though I liked it, just to damn long. Anyway, review Titanic:Adventure out of Time. DO IT

  • http://HAAAAAAAAAA Icepikoftime

    “AHH! AHH! There we go. That was an ordeal.” Is what I said once I left the movie. Don’t get me wrong though I liked it, just to damn long. Anyway, review Titanic:Adventure out of Time. DO IT

  • spoonchao

    I saw Transformers 2 (just to see how bad it was), and I saw your review. You hit every criticism that I had about that movie. I hated most of the jokes, and actually wanted the twins and the mom to die. Yeah.

    Why oh why did they have to show robowarrior’s (or whatever the conspiracy guy was called) athletic supporter. Seriously. I could hear a collective grown from the audience when that happened.

  • spoonchao

    I saw Transformers 2 (just to see how bad it was), and I saw your review. You hit every criticism that I had about that movie. I hated most of the jokes, and actually wanted the twins and the mom to die. Yeah.

    Why oh why did they have to show robowarrior’s (or whatever the conspiracy guy was called) athletic supporter. Seriously. I could hear a collective grown from the audience when that happened.

  • spoonchao

    I saw Transformers 2 (just to see how bad it was), and I saw your review. You hit every criticism that I had about that movie. I hated most of the jokes, and actually wanted the twins and the mom to die. Yeah.

    Why oh why did they have to show robowarrior’s (or whatever the conspiracy guy was called) athletic supporter. Seriously. I could hear a collective grown from the audience when that happened.

  • spoonchao

    I saw Transformers 2 (just to see how bad it was), and I saw your review. You hit every criticism that I had about that movie. I hated most of the jokes, and actually wanted the twins and the mom to die. Yeah.

    Why oh why did they have to show robowarrior’s (or whatever the conspiracy guy was called) athletic supporter. Seriously. I could hear a collective grown from the audience when that happened.

  • Adli

    I hope these website problems solve and that you’ll get back on track, I really enjoy watching your reviews :).

    Also, Babylon 5 rocks! Must be one of the best, no might even be the best, sci-fi serie I’ve ever seen. Even though I might not be a sci-fi fanatic. That episode where Sheridan goes to Z’ha’dum is still my favorite episode of all time, and will probably remain so.

    “If you go to Z’ha’dum you will die.” – Kosh to John Sheridan
    (just felt like quoting :))

  • Adli

    I hope these website problems solve and that you’ll get back on track, I really enjoy watching your reviews :).

    Also, Babylon 5 rocks! Must be one of the best, no might even be the best, sci-fi serie I’ve ever seen. Even though I might not be a sci-fi fanatic. That episode where Sheridan goes to Z’ha’dum is still my favorite episode of all time, and will probably remain so.

    “If you go to Z’ha’dum you will die.” – Kosh to John Sheridan
    (just felt like quoting :))

  • Adli

    I hope these website problems solve and that you’ll get back on track, I really enjoy watching your reviews :).

    Also, Babylon 5 rocks! Must be one of the best, no might even be the best, sci-fi serie I’ve ever seen. Even though I might not be a sci-fi fanatic. That episode where Sheridan goes to Z’ha’dum is still my favorite episode of all time, and will probably remain so.

    “If you go to Z’ha’dum you will die.” – Kosh to John Sheridan
    (just felt like quoting :))

  • Ducky

    WELL. this review becomes funny. for the mere reason that, I did not watch the beginning of the movie when i watch transformers. I accidentally watched the end of the movie. By walking into the wrong theater. Yeah. Wasn’t paying much attention, was my first date in a year. SO interest was not set upon the movie. But when I was watching it. I really was kinda in shock as to how stupid it was. I got RIGHT in as that stupid hoover robot decided to show up. The two retarded robots, not even going to bother with the names, since to my knowledge they never existed until Someone else decided to throw them in there ass first. I watched till the end. Yeah, was really choppy. And when it abruptly ended, (at least in my mind) I thought that was just the beginning so I sat around waiting for more badass fighting to begin. TO find that the movie was nice and over. Walked to the correct movie theater. Watched the middle. Which began with a mother eating some hash brownies. and so yeah. I missed a grand scale. Apparently, of bull crap, served upon a fancy gold lined transformer named platter. XD
    Though i do love that they STILL don’t have the balls to kill OptImus Prime XDXD

  • Ducky

    WELL. this review becomes funny. for the mere reason that, I did not watch the beginning of the movie when i watch transformers. I accidentally watched the end of the movie. By walking into the wrong theater. Yeah. Wasn’t paying much attention, was my first date in a year. SO interest was not set upon the movie. But when I was watching it. I really was kinda in shock as to how stupid it was. I got RIGHT in as that stupid hoover robot decided to show up. The two retarded robots, not even going to bother with the names, since to my knowledge they never existed until Someone else decided to throw them in there ass first. I watched till the end. Yeah, was really choppy. And when it abruptly ended, (at least in my mind) I thought that was just the beginning so I sat around waiting for more badass fighting to begin. TO find that the movie was nice and over. Walked to the correct movie theater. Watched the middle. Which began with a mother eating some hash brownies. and so yeah. I missed a grand scale. Apparently, of bull crap, served upon a fancy gold lined transformer named platter. XD
    Though i do love that they STILL don’t have the balls to kill OptImus Prime XDXD

  • Ducky

    WELL. this review becomes funny. for the mere reason that, I did not watch the beginning of the movie when i watch transformers. I accidentally watched the end of the movie. By walking into the wrong theater. Yeah. Wasn’t paying much attention, was my first date in a year. SO interest was not set upon the movie. But when I was watching it. I really was kinda in shock as to how stupid it was. I got RIGHT in as that stupid hoover robot decided to show up. The two retarded robots, not even going to bother with the names, since to my knowledge they never existed until Someone else decided to throw them in there ass first. I watched till the end. Yeah, was really choppy. And when it abruptly ended, (at least in my mind) I thought that was just the beginning so I sat around waiting for more badass fighting to begin. TO find that the movie was nice and over. Walked to the correct movie theater. Watched the middle. Which began with a mother eating some hash brownies. and so yeah. I missed a grand scale. Apparently, of bull crap, served upon a fancy gold lined transformer named platter. XD
    Though i do love that they STILL don’t have the balls to kill OptImus Prime XDXD

  • Ducky

    WELL. this review becomes funny. for the mere reason that, I did not watch the beginning of the movie when i watch transformers. I accidentally watched the end of the movie. By walking into the wrong theater. Yeah. Wasn’t paying much attention, was my first date in a year. SO interest was not set upon the movie. But when I was watching it. I really was kinda in shock as to how stupid it was. I got RIGHT in as that stupid hoover robot decided to show up. The two retarded robots, not even going to bother with the names, since to my knowledge they never existed until Someone else decided to throw them in there ass first. I watched till the end. Yeah, was really choppy. And when it abruptly ended, (at least in my mind) I thought that was just the beginning so I sat around waiting for more badass fighting to begin. TO find that the movie was nice and over. Walked to the correct movie theater. Watched the middle. Which began with a mother eating some hash brownies. and so yeah. I missed a grand scale. Apparently, of bull crap, served upon a fancy gold lined transformer named platter. XD
    Though i do love that they STILL don’t have the balls to kill OptImus Prime XDXD

  • Dustin

    156 took the words right out of my mouth.

    Also, its good to see that you are getting things sorted out.

  • Dustin

    156 took the words right out of my mouth.

    Also, its good to see that you are getting things sorted out.

  • Dustin

    156 took the words right out of my mouth.

    Also, its good to see that you are getting things sorted out.

  • Dustin

    156 took the words right out of my mouth.

    Also, its good to see that you are getting things sorted out.

  • Ben aka mlsterben

    Dear Spoony,

    Hi, long time watcher, second time commenter. Just to let you know, I’ve only been watching videos. So besides eating bandwith, I should be contributing a lot of ad revenue and Blip revenue for you. =D

    Sincerely,
    Ben

  • Ben aka mlsterben

    Dear Spoony,

    Hi, long time watcher, second time commenter. Just to let you know, I’ve only been watching videos. So besides eating bandwith, I should be contributing a lot of ad revenue and Blip revenue for you. =D

    Sincerely,
    Ben

  • Ben aka mlsterben

    Dear Spoony,

    Hi, long time watcher, second time commenter. Just to let you know, I’ve only been watching videos. So besides eating bandwith, I should be contributing a lot of ad revenue and Blip revenue for you. =D

    Sincerely,
    Ben

  • Suttondude

    Im starting to think that Sci-fi is on its last legs. No one seems to be coming up w/ any new ideas. I know it isnt easy but cmon, ideas can be a little more complex than “robots fighting” or “horror on a spaceship!” or “time travel :O” or just rehashes of old shit. The only thing that seems to be holding it together is maybe MAYBE the Animation-Sci Fi genre, and that just seems like an excuse to sell it to little kids.

  • Suttondude

    Im starting to think that Sci-fi is on its last legs. No one seems to be coming up w/ any new ideas. I know it isnt easy but cmon, ideas can be a little more complex than “robots fighting” or “horror on a spaceship!” or “time travel :O” or just rehashes of old shit. The only thing that seems to be holding it together is maybe MAYBE the Animation-Sci Fi genre, and that just seems like an excuse to sell it to little kids.

  • Suttondude

    Im starting to think that Sci-fi is on its last legs. No one seems to be coming up w/ any new ideas. I know it isnt easy but cmon, ideas can be a little more complex than “robots fighting” or “horror on a spaceship!” or “time travel :O” or just rehashes of old shit. The only thing that seems to be holding it together is maybe MAYBE the Animation-Sci Fi genre, and that just seems like an excuse to sell it to little kids.

  • Olivergrayhound

    I think you forgot another reason why this movie surpasses Transformers 2 is that its Transmorpher’s cost was a lot less than Transformers 2 ($200 million!).

  • Olivergrayhound

    I think you forgot another reason why this movie surpasses Transformers 2 is that its Transmorpher’s cost was a lot less than Transformers 2 ($200 million!).

  • SisyphusFalls

    Matrix Revolutions… what a crap fest. They have access to every weapon ever made, and what do they do?

    The end it… in a fistfight. Vomit, man. Just… kill me…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1235550065 Nick Capello

    That's what you gotta love about Aslyum, they take the big blockbuster titles, change the title very slightly and adjust the cover. Aslyum is all about low budget remakes, I think one of their movies only cost like 300 bucks to make once.

  • 13secondspastmidnight

    Hey! I liked Matrix Revolutions! I know that puts me in a very, very, very, very, VERY small minority, but it's true…

    … I just experienced a moment of self-loathing, but it passed. What can I say? I'm a matrix fangirl. If that condemns me to a very weird circle of limbo for half an eternity, then so be it.

    The irony that the cheap knock-off was better than the multi-million dollar production is a true wonder to behold. (And transformers II was NOT good, by any standards).

    So this was pretty much the final review before FFVII finale. Interesting. I'm really glad it all worked out. Kickassia would have been a very different story without Dr. Insano.

  • ybrevo

    Who is Bruce Boxleitner? TRON!

  • catutie

    transformers 3 is coming out…and megan fox isnt in it. why even make it?

  • Sylveria

    There's plenty of other hot girls who can't act to fill her place.

  • Anonymous

    transformers 3 is coming out…and megan fox isnt in it. why even make it?

  • Anonymous

    There’s plenty of other hot girls who can’t act to fill her place.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brett-Middleton/999994085 Brett Middleton

    Michael Bay is playing the main villain decepticon in Transformers 3, god help us all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Lee-Carr/509874744 James Lee Carr

    Babylon 5? Sheldon Cooper hates you. Granted, I like it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Samil-Thompson/1025030355 Samil Thompson

    Babylon 5? Really? And here I thought I was looking at the domain of intelligent and thoughtful retrospective on science fiction feature films and interactive media. Not a haven for NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSS!

  • Anonymous

    Haha I love the sli of the tounge at the end that you almost gave away that you were moving. I’m surprised no one’s picked up on that before.

  • Anonymous

    Haha I love the sli of the tounge at the end that you almost gave away that you were moving. I’m surprised no one’s picked up on that before.

  • http://www.facebook.com/slegersjohn John Slegers

    Babylon 5 never appealed to me. When it comes to sci-fi series, my favorites are “Blakes 7″, “The Outer Limits” and “Space : Above & Beyond”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austan-Skidmore/100001143099545 Austan Skidmore

    wait, Bruce Boxleitner? Tron?? I gotta see this movie

  • Anonymous

    Damn I hate that Buttfuck!

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s better to have low standards than to have too high standards, but I respect Spoony’s opinion as always. I do mostly disagree anyhow.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Wells/13805208 Patrick Wells

      ??? Better to have LOW standards??? What is wrong with you?

      • Anonymous

        Fair question. Allow me to elaborate.

        When it comes to ENTERTAINMENT, yeah, I don’t see a point in being extremely critical about it. Spoony fucking said in another video that he “shouldn’t enjoy this game” because it had a few minor superficial flaws. But thinking about it further, I’m not sure if it’s overly critical Spoony is; he does enjoy his fair share of crap. I think he might have a different set of standards as opposed to a higher one. He does hold Big Trouble in Little China as the best movie ever made (it’s one of my favorites as well, but I don’t think most people would call that quality filmmaking; after all, it’s a cult classic).

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s better to have low standards than to have too high standards, but I respect Spoony’s opinion as always. I do mostly disagree anyhow.

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