Yor: Hunter From the Future

The Spoony One | Jul 6 2008 | more notation(s) | 

I present to you the greatest fantasy epic that time forgot: Yor, the Hunter From the Future! It’s got cavemen, purple people, space mutinies, people drinking dinosaur juice, and Darth Vader!

  • Shadowdancer21b

    I’m the first to comment on this awesome review on the Experiment? Wow! Noah, you rule! This is one of your best reviews ever, and not just because of the completely MST3K-worthy subject matter. Well done!

  • Shadowdancer21b

    I’m the first to comment on this awesome review on the Experiment? Wow! Noah, you rule! This is one of your best reviews ever, and not just because of the completely MST3K-worthy subject matter. Well done!

  • Sebas

    LOLLLLLL!!! Seriously, i couldn’t stop laughing with the bid dead bat thing…This is obviously the GREATEST movie scene EVER!! Thanks a lot Spoony, this review made my day! =P

  • Sebas

    LOLLLLLL!!! Seriously, i couldn’t stop laughing with the bid dead bat thing…This is obviously the GREATEST movie scene EVER!! Thanks a lot Spoony, this review made my day! =P

  • Axelander

    You’re the best reviewer I know!!! This is the first video/review made by you that I saw! And this review is the one that made me to discover the truly magic of the http://www.thespoonyexperiment.com !!! All hail the Spoony ONE!!!

  • Axelander

    You’re the best reviewer I know!!! This is the first video/review made by you that I saw! And this review is the one that made me to discover the truly magic of the http://www.thespoonyexperiment.com !!! All hail the Spoony ONE!!!

  • rockrocky77

    Heh “Pac” is also the Tommy Chong magicican from the MST3K classic “Cave Dwellers”.

  • rockrocky77

    Heh “Pac” is also the Tommy Chong magicican from the MST3K classic “Cave Dwellers”.

  • XartaX

    For some reason it goes straight to the advertisement for me, so I can’t watch it :(

    Sadface.

  • XartaX

    For some reason it goes straight to the advertisement for me, so I can’t watch it :(

    Sadface.

  • chris

    what can i say? this movie is so cheesy its funny, so poor its awsome, almost like it knows its got nothing to lose so it takes the “screw it, i’ll just dance like nobody’s watching” approach. now iv seen every star wars episode, a few star treck episodes, all 3 matrix movies, so iv seen some prertty weild shit, but this…..nothing like THIS! you know the phrase “you can’t make this shit up!”? well, someone DID make it up! lol!!

  • chris

    what can i say? this movie is so cheesy its funny, so poor its awsome, almost like it knows its got nothing to lose so it takes the “screw it, i’ll just dance like nobody’s watching” approach. now iv seen every star wars episode, a few star treck episodes, all 3 matrix movies, so iv seen some prertty weild shit, but this…..nothing like THIS! you know the phrase “you can’t make this shit up!”? well, someone DID make it up! lol!!

  • BlackMethodic

    I love your work Spoony, each time I enter the internet I watch at least one of your videos. I wish you could do more movie ‘video’ reviews.

    And just a little detail, since most of your movie reviews are text based it would nice if possible at all to add a movie icon to the thumbnail or something that depicts that some reviews are on video like this one.

    Anyway, thanx for making my day everyday. Long live the Spoony One!!!

  • BlackMethodic

    I love your work Spoony, each time I enter the internet I watch at least one of your videos. I wish you could do more movie ‘video’ reviews.

    And just a little detail, since most of your movie reviews are text based it would nice if possible at all to add a movie icon to the thumbnail or something that depicts that some reviews are on video like this one.

    Anyway, thanx for making my day everyday. Long live the Spoony One!!!

  • Beans

    This is like Mortal Kombat: So poor that it, like the counter that gets to 9999 then resets to 0000, becomes awesome.

  • Beans

    This is like Mortal Kombat: So poor that it, like the counter that gets to 9999 then resets to 0000, becomes awesome.

  • http://www.alfredbonnabel.com/ finerion

    This review alone should be a stand alone DVD release. I can say that without a doubt I have laughed harder watching this then any other moment in recent history. And it gets even funnier every time I watch it! (buffering movie now for 12 run through :-) )

  • http://www.alfredbonnabel.com finerion

    This review alone should be a stand alone DVD release. I can say that without a doubt I have laughed harder watching this then any other moment in recent history. And it gets even funnier every time I watch it! (buffering movie now for 12 run through :-) )

  • http://myspace.com/chaddaniels Chad Vision

    I’ve watched this over 4 times, showing it to my family and friends and all of them laughed their asses off to the simply amazing review. You sir are the greatest reviewer on the internet and you deserve your own TV show.

  • http://myspace.com/chaddaniels Chad Vision

    I’ve watched this over 4 times, showing it to my family and friends and all of them laughed their asses off to the simply amazing review. You sir are the greatest reviewer on the internet and you deserve your own TV show.

  • aaa

    “Hell yes” count: 26

  • aaa

    “Hell yes” count: 26

  • Resobaso

    This review cracks me up massively everytime I watch it…

  • Resobaso

    This review cracks me up massively everytime I watch it…

  • Goggalor

    Epic…….just….epic….

  • Goggalor

    Epic…….just….epic….

  • http://www.grimm-lit.org/ Jason Grimm

    At one point I honestly thought that if I watched this enough times it would cease to be funny…turns out I was sorely mistaken. When it comes to fighting purple cave men and cutting the choice meats, it turns the old guy was right…

    “We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through…”

    Thanks to the Spoony One, I can relive this awesome fantasy extravaganza anytime. Thanks for the trip back Noah.

  • http://www.grimm-lit.org Jason Grimm

    At one point I honestly thought that if I watched this enough times it would cease to be funny…turns out I was sorely mistaken. When it comes to fighting purple cave men and cutting the choice meats, it turns the old guy was right…

    “We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through…”

    Thanks to the Spoony One, I can relive this awesome fantasy extravaganza anytime. Thanks for the trip back Noah.

  • silvertec5

    Thanks alot Spoonyone! now I got that stupid Yor the hunter song stuck in my head. Great review though.

  • silvertec5

    Thanks alot Spoonyone! now I got that stupid Yor the hunter song stuck in my head. Great review though.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/mastatsan Carlz0r

    I still smile really big every time I see the bat-gliding-flying-dropkick

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/mastatsan Carlz0r

    I still smile really big every time I see the bat-gliding-flying-dropkick

  • Jason

    This is only slightly less epic than this movie. The referances are killer, though my favorite in the whole review is “ITSssss” Gotta love some Flying Circuis.

  • Jason

    This is only slightly less epic than this movie. The referances are killer, though my favorite in the whole review is “ITSssss” Gotta love some Flying Circuis.

  • The_Joker

    YOU CAN GET THIS ON DVD IN GERMANY, BUT ITS ONLY IN GERMAN, SORRY.

  • The_Joker

    YOU CAN GET THIS ON DVD IN GERMANY, BUT ITS ONLY IN GERMAN, SORRY.

  • Necrio

    haha this was so glorious man, thanks for 20min of pure joy :-)

  • Necrio

    haha this was so glorious man, thanks for 20min of pure joy :-)

  • RT

    ‘We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through…’

    I’m a fan of the old, sweaty guy XD

  • RT

    ‘We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through…’

    I’m a fan of the old, sweaty guy XD

  • Anya

    HAHA your reviews are so funny!!!!! I really like them all (except phantasmagoria, that one scared me) but YOR is definitely my favorite movie review……its really funny!!!!!! haha keep making reviews :) :)
    Go YOR!!!!!! WHOO!!!!
    big nose?

  • Anya

    HAHA your reviews are so funny!!!!! I really like them all (except phantasmagoria, that one scared me) but YOR is definitely my favorite movie review……its really funny!!!!!! haha keep making reviews :) :)
    Go YOR!!!!!! WHOO!!!!
    big nose?

  • http://freewebs.com/bartfacts Bart P.

    I think of this as the most underrated review, it also happens to be the first one i saw.

  • http://freewebs.com/bartfacts Bart P.

    I think of this as the most underrated review, it also happens to be the first one i saw.

  • Sanchopuncho

    This is one of the funniest movie review i ever saw… i mean the movie is epicly bad but your review wanna make me watch it over and over again…Awesome job spoony!

    A good friends has that epic failfilm in german where its called “Einer gegen das Imperium (“one against the empire”)” i need to digitize it and save it for future generations, hell no, we all need to raise some funds and make a remake out of it!!!You know you want it too!

    It remarkable how yor only uses two main attacks with his axe and kills eveything during the whole movie- swing from left to right and back and epic axe block! Hes really the man!

    This review is pure gold and not only spoony fans should be linked to it !

  • Sanchopuncho

    This is one of the funniest movie review i ever saw… i mean the movie is epicly bad but your review wanna make me watch it over and over again…Awesome job spoony!

    A good friends has that epic failfilm in german where its called “Einer gegen das Imperium (“one against the empire”)” i need to digitize it and save it for future generations, hell no, we all need to raise some funds and make a remake out of it!!!You know you want it too!

    It remarkable how yor only uses two main attacks with his axe and kills eveything during the whole movie- swing from left to right and back and epic axe block! Hes really the man!

    This review is pure gold and not only spoony fans should be linked to it !

  • aaron

    hey i would like to know what is the name of that song cuz its so god dam funny that i want to add it to my playlsit

  • aaron

    hey i would like to know what is the name of that song cuz its so god dam funny that i want to add it to my playlsit

  • Wangan

    Love the warcraft reference at the end

  • Wangan

    Love the warcraft reference at the end

  • Miraiyu

    Yor’s the man!!!

    dude you’re freaking awesome, I think I’ve watched your phantasmagoria review more than 7 times now, and still I manage to break at least two ribs before the third hour!

  • Miraiyu

    Yor’s the man!!!

    dude you’re freaking awesome, I think I’ve watched your phantasmagoria review more than 7 times now, and still I manage to break at least two ribs before the third hour!

  • Christopher

    I swear every time I see this, I think Yor is Steve Odekirk…the guy from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

  • Christopher

    I swear every time I see this, I think Yor is Steve Odekirk…the guy from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

  • Verity

    I think it’s “wild beasts” not “wild bees”

  • Verity

    I think it’s “wild beasts” not “wild bees”

  • Damien

    When it says “No tries to lead the way” instead of No I think it says Yor. But stil fucking brilliant review

  • Damien

    When it says “No tries to lead the way” instead of No I think it says Yor. But stil fucking brilliant review

  • Adam Bomb

    You can get Yor on DVD, I bought it after I watched this review. You’re awesome, Spoony!

  • Adam Bomb

    You can get Yor on DVD, I bought it after I watched this review. You’re awesome, Spoony!

  • pelikanen

    I just started digging into your written stuff, and here I find this treasure ^_____^

    There’s a lot of cool stuff out there, thanks for the show & tell website.

  • pelikanen

    I just started digging into your written stuff, and here I find this treasure ^_____^

    There’s a lot of cool stuff out there, thanks for the show & tell website.

  • Don Quixote

    I know you’re swamped with a lot of work as it is, but you should do more movie/tv reviews when you get the chance! Yor and the Knightmare reviews are up there as some of my favorite reviews (although Phantasmagoria is my favorite since it really felt like MST3K with your commentary) and I think it would allow you to free yourself up from all the games you have to review!

    Take it easy Spoony! :D

  • Don Quixote

    I know you’re swamped with a lot of work as it is, but you should do more movie/tv reviews when you get the chance! Yor and the Knightmare reviews are up there as some of my favorite reviews (although Phantasmagoria is my favorite since it really felt like MST3K with your commentary) and I think it would allow you to free yourself up from all the games you have to review!

    Take it easy Spoony! :D

  • Master Seijin

    Bridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift!

  • Master Seijin

    Bridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift!

  • Victor Laube

    I loved this bad movie growing up HAHAHA! I actually had a Yor: Hunter From the Futre D&D campaign. Yor’s world hes the man! Yor’s world!

  • Victor Laube

    I loved this bad movie growing up HAHAHA! I actually had a Yor: Hunter From the Futre D&D campaign. Yor’s world hes the man! Yor’s world!

  • Stonedonkey

    “We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through” would go great on a t-shirt

  • Stonedonkey

    “We’ll need a lot more hemp before we’re through” would go great on a t-shirt

  • Suraht

    Let the trainwreck begin, indeed.

    And while you can’t find this DVD on Amazon, a google search should manage to find a region free copy available.

  • Suraht

    Let the trainwreck begin, indeed.

    And while you can’t find this DVD on Amazon, a google search should manage to find a region free copy available.

  • Superbanjoman
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  • Certifiable

    Dude’s aged pretty well!

  • Certifiable

    Dude’s aged pretty well!

  • Teh_watchererer

    Man, Reb still has that dopey smile :P

  • Teh_watchererer

    Man, Reb still has that dopey smile :P

  • Assiman

    I’ve seen this one before on youtube probably, and it’s still funny! This movie looks so hardcore. Btw, the Yor’s theme song is awesome, for christ sakes. I wish I could get that song on mp3..

  • Assiman

    I’ve seen this one before on youtube probably, and it’s still funny! This movie looks so hardcore. Btw, the Yor’s theme song is awesome, for christ sakes. I wish I could get that song on mp3..

  • duncdamonk

    Man, that opening makes me want to watch Conan! Arnie will have to wait till I get home.

  • duncdamonk

    Man, that opening makes me want to watch Conan! Arnie will have to wait till I get home.

  • http://www.natchevil.com/ Grimwit

    This was it. This was the review that got me hooked on Spoony. Sure, the bulk of his video’s covers games, but this was the review, oh months ago, that hooked me to this site and forced me to inevitably click on that faithful bookmark at the top of my browser.

    All Hail the Spoony One!

  • http://www.natchevil.com/ Grimwit

    This was it. This was the review that got me hooked on Spoony. Sure, the bulk of his video’s covers games, but this was the review, oh months ago, that hooked me to this site and forced me to inevitably click on that faithful bookmark at the top of my browser.

    All Hail the Spoony One!

  • Mr.Mxyzptlk

    Yor is now available as a Regioncode Free DVD, dunno about the language.
    @#41 how about using a free Youtube to MP3 converter?^^

  • Mr.Mxyzptlk

    Yor is now available as a Regioncode Free DVD, dunno about the language.
    @#41 how about using a free Youtube to MP3 converter?^^

  • http://emperor-wayne.blogspot.com/ EmperorWayne

    Hahahahah, glad this is back up at the front page. I love this review. Who cares if its a glitch, its totally worth it just to watch this again.

  • http://emperor-wayne.blogspot.com EmperorWayne

    Hahahahah, glad this is back up at the front page. I love this review. Who cares if its a glitch, its totally worth it just to watch this again.

  • Aeterna

    I’d say that it could just have been a pre-historic movie.. who says aliens couldn’t have visited back then? ;)

  • Aeterna

    I’d say that it could just have been a pre-historic movie.. who says aliens couldn’t have visited back then? ;)

  • Blueoccult

    You know what’s funny? They do not mention this on Reb Brown’s imdb page. I wonder why…XD

  • Blueoccult

    You know what’s funny? They do not mention this on Reb Brown’s imdb page. I wonder why…XD

  • Vicious

    I thought you did this review already lol, at least.. hmm.. maybe I have the prescience power!

  • Vicious

    I thought you did this review already lol, at least.. hmm.. maybe I have the prescience power!

  • Rattrap007

    Blue Occult it is on there.. it was an italian picture so it is in it’s italian title.. Look at #21 and then read the alternate titles. That is Yor.

    Me thinks you’ve had way too much hemp….

  • Rattrap007

    Blue Occult it is on there.. it was an italian picture so it is in it’s italian title.. Look at #21 and then read the alternate titles. That is Yor.

    Me thinks you’ve had way too much hemp….

  • http://www.animehackers.com/ Dinger

    GRAH you used the main theme from Conan the Destroyer, but the intro for Conan the Barbarian?
    *cries*

    Yeah, Im gonna need a lot more hemp before this is through

  • http://www.animehackers.com Dinger

    GRAH you used the main theme from Conan the Destroyer, but the intro for Conan the Barbarian?
    *cries*

    Yeah, Im gonna need a lot more hemp before this is through

  • Mr.Mxyzptlk

    @47 Sure there is but is named after its original Title: “Il mondo di Yor” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/

  • Mr.Mxyzptlk

    @47 Sure there is but is named after its original Title: “Il mondo di Yor” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/

  • Meshi

    Why would triceratops (a herbivorous dinosaur) attack a human?

    Yes, I realize I’m probably the only person who wondered that.

  • Meshi

    Why would triceratops (a herbivorous dinosaur) attack a human?

    Yes, I realize I’m probably the only person who wondered that.

  • Meshi

    Wow, genocide and rampant misogyny. I’m beginning to see why this movie never made it to DVD.

    BTW, the Darth Vader/Hello Kitty line was so damn funny, I needed to pause the video because I was laughing my ass off.

    And wait a minute, is that Overlord dude one of the baddies from Superman 2?

  • Meshi

    Wow, genocide and rampant misogyny. I’m beginning to see why this movie never made it to DVD.

    BTW, the Darth Vader/Hello Kitty line was so damn funny, I needed to pause the video because I was laughing my ass off.

    And wait a minute, is that Overlord dude one of the baddies from Superman 2?

  • KillerBunnyFooFoo

    lol, I have never heard of this movie at all. I’m glad you have brought something this horrendously awesome to our attention. Also, I think they are saying “Wild beasts” instead if “white bees” simply because it fits better.

    But yeah, I guess we know why civilization is all doomed. Not because of aliens, but because of Yor’s ability to destroy entire races within a five minute battle scene.

  • KillerBunnyFooFoo

    lol, I have never heard of this movie at all. I’m glad you have brought something this horrendously awesome to our attention. Also, I think they are saying “Wild beasts” instead if “white bees” simply because it fits better.

    But yeah, I guess we know why civilization is all doomed. Not because of aliens, but because of Yor’s ability to destroy entire races within a five minute battle scene.

  • Aaron

    Meshi, I noticed that as well. But I also noticed something else, the Triceratops has canines! He’s got meat ripping teeth!

  • Aaron

    Meshi, I noticed that as well. But I also noticed something else, the Triceratops has canines! He’s got meat ripping teeth!

  • Zangamarth

    Suplex a train… that is awesomer, dammit… I am sad to admit it.

  • Zangamarth

    Suplex a train… that is awesomer, dammit… I am sad to admit it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/d_afool Thedafool

    Good to see you back in action Spoonz.

    I really thought this was going to be Turkish Star Wars, but I guess I’ll just have to wait for the sheer awesomeness that that will be another time. If your written review had me in a coma of laughter, making a Video review will blow my effing testicles off.

    But Yor, you gotta admit. He’s the man

  • http://www.myspace.com/d_afool Thedafool

    Good to see you back in action Spoonz.

    I really thought this was going to be Turkish Star Wars, but I guess I’ll just have to wait for the sheer awesomeness that that will be another time. If your written review had me in a coma of laughter, making a Video review will blow my effing testicles off.

    But Yor, you gotta admit. He’s the man

  • Schmee

    Only way this could have EVER been better…

    A nice reference to “The Thing” review… a “Genocide” counter that flashed every time Yor annihilated a civilisation. :P

  • Schmee

    Only way this could have EVER been better…

    A nice reference to “The Thing” review… a “Genocide” counter that flashed every time Yor annihilated a civilisation. :P

  • Zweno

    His BEST movie review! He’s the man!

  • Zweno

    His BEST movie review! He’s the man!

  • Tiltowait

    No KillerBunnyFooFoo, it’s definitely “white bees.” That’s part of the mystery, and part of why he’s the man.

  • Tiltowait

    No KillerBunnyFooFoo, it’s definitely “white bees.” That’s part of the mystery, and part of why he’s the man.

  • Decoy

    Hey, this video won’t load for me. Any reason why?

  • Decoy

    Hey, this video won’t load for me. Any reason why?

  • Fifthrate

    I remember seeing this movie on cable when I was in my teens thinking it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen… Then I rented Space Mutiny. Reb Brown is “The Man”!

  • Fifthrate

    I remember seeing this movie on cable when I was in my teens thinking it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen… Then I rented Space Mutiny. Reb Brown is “The Man”!

  • http://zelriku.deviantart.com/ Sangii

    I’ve been watching this review a lot lately, because I have Yor’s theme song stuck in my head. xD
    It’s one of my favorites.

  • http://zelriku.deviantart.com Sangii

    I’ve been watching this review a lot lately, because I have Yor’s theme song stuck in my head. xD
    It’s one of my favorites.

  • M

    So why does this thing reminds me Zardoz here and there? Or makes me think it’s Flash Gordon combined WITH Zardoz? o.O

  • M

    So why does this thing reminds me Zardoz here and there? Or makes me think it’s Flash Gordon combined WITH Zardoz? o.O

  • Taco Dan

    Where can I find this movie on DVD? I want to watch it!

  • Taco Dan

    Where can I find this movie on DVD? I want to watch it!

  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Yors world. he is the man

  • http://www.myspace.com/necrogaunt Pete

    Yors world. he is the man

  • Mariofan3425

    cool! I have that same star wars poster in my bedroom! oh and awsome review

  • http://Yahoo Mariofan3425

    cool! I have that same star wars poster in my bedroom! oh and awsome review

  • Astaraea Gundam Miester

    SPOONY’S STUF HE’S THE DUDE,SPOONY’S STUF HE’S THE DUDE

  • Astaraea Gundam Miester

    SPOONY’S STUF HE’S THE DUDE,SPOONY’S STUF HE’S THE DUDE

  • Joe H.

    Spoony’s the man.. That was an awesome review, made me wish it were longer. I laughed hard every time there was some kind of miraculous stunt that Yor pulled to save the day as they proceeded to played the Yor theme song again.. Fucking brilliant..

  • Joe H.

    Spoony’s the man.. That was an awesome review, made me wish it were longer. I laughed hard every time there was some kind of miraculous stunt that Yor pulled to save the day as they proceeded to played the Yor theme song again.. Fucking brilliant..

  • Shay

    i got the trigun reference! lol go spoony

  • Shay

    i got the trigun reference! lol go spoony

  • John

    hmm… who’d win in a fight? Yor or Flash?

  • John

    hmm… who’d win in a fight? Yor or Flash?

  • http://www.myspace.com/galantpd Paul Servo

    Years ago I remember begging my mother to rent this from the video store. When she finally did, I remember my reaction was WTF? Overlord’s not just impaled, he wanders the entire base for 20 minutes with that stick in his stomache.

    Thank you for this Spoony, you helped ease years of torment this film had brought me

  • http://www.myspace.com/galantpd Paul Servo

    Years ago I remember begging my mother to rent this from the video store. When she finally did, I remember my reaction was WTF? Overlord’s not just impaled, he wanders the entire base for 20 minutes with that stick in his stomache.

    Thank you for this Spoony, you helped ease years of torment this film had brought me

  • schpeelah

    After the first purple cavemen attack my brother commented: “Now time for the Flying Purple People Eater!” A second later, the giant bat appeared. We died laughing.

  • schpeelah

    After the first purple cavemen attack my brother commented: “Now time for the Flying Purple People Eater!” A second later, the giant bat appeared. We died laughing.

  • DUbblecoMB

    I wondered the same thing. You think everybody is stupid but you?

  • DUbblecoMB

    I wondered the same thing. You think everybody is stupid but you?

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    aWESOME

  • http://www.myspace.com/jukebanduk juke

    aWESOME

  • Yur The Huntard From The Past

    ”He’s Stupid and smells like ass” LoL i laughed my ass off. Keep it up Spoony…Or else..

  • Yur The Huntard From The Past

    ”He’s Stupid and smells like ass” LoL i laughed my ass off. Keep it up Spoony…Or else..

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  • zachary

    so Yor needs pot to make a raft. I guess he needs something to pass time.

  • zachary

    so Yor needs pot to make a raft. I guess he needs something to pass time.

  • Eric O’Shea

    “We will need alot more hemp before were through” Best quote. Ever.

  • Eric O’Shea

    “We will need alot more hemp before were through” Best quote. Ever.

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com/ J-Naps

    Must find movie

    Must get entire Reb Brown filmography

    Yor really is the man, and I say the hello kitty vaders look more like dark helmet only scaled down

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com J-Naps

    Must find movie

    Must get entire Reb Brown filmography

    Yor really is the man, and I say the hello kitty vaders look more like dark helmet only scaled down

  • Chris

    You know, the odd thing is, I don’t have a movie I think roleplaying should be like.
    Really, I have a series of videogames.
    I can’t actually look at LotR and think “Yeah, that’s what fantasy roleplay should be like”.
    I do, however, have a series of books, and the way they play out in my mind is how roleplaying should be done.
    They’re known as the Abhorsen Trilogy, by Garth Nix.
    Never will you read teenage fiction so vivid in its description, so heart thumpingly good in its action, that it defines your entire thoughts on roleplay.

  • Chris

    You know, the odd thing is, I don’t have a movie I think roleplaying should be like.
    Really, I have a series of videogames.
    I can’t actually look at LotR and think “Yeah, that’s what fantasy roleplay should be like”.
    I do, however, have a series of books, and the way they play out in my mind is how roleplaying should be done.
    They’re known as the Abhorsen Trilogy, by Garth Nix.
    Never will you read teenage fiction so vivid in its description, so heart thumpingly good in its action, that it defines your entire thoughts on roleplay.

  • Darkuu

    “No tries to lead the way.”
    No is exactly Yor.

  • Darkuu

    “No tries to lead the way.”
    No is exactly Yor.

  • http://twitter.com/LikChan LiK

    holy shit, this was awesome. i died laughing, lol

  • http://twitter.com/LikChan LiK

    holy shit, this was awesome. i died laughing, lol

  • Stalkerman

    ok. I have to say wow. Your review of this film was hilarious.
    What does kind of sadden me is I remember watching this film almost 19 years ago. And at the age of 6 this film was entertaining, but today yor: hunter from the future seems more like a Uwie Bowle Film then a serious attempt at film making. the only reason I would watch it now, is to rip on it. (which is alot of fun)
    Also touching on something stated in the review. In yor’s intro song there is the line “He never sees the sun”
    correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like its somewhere between noon and 3pm, In a desert, with the glare of the sun bouncing off of yar’s womanly physique and blinding you.
    What is this guy? Blind? Or does he have Super Awesome 3.5 Drow Darkvison going on?

  • Stalkerman

    ok. I have to say wow. Your review of this film was hilarious.
    What does kind of sadden me is I remember watching this film almost 19 years ago. And at the age of 6 this film was entertaining, but today yor: hunter from the future seems more like a Uwie Bowle Film then a serious attempt at film making. the only reason I would watch it now, is to rip on it. (which is alot of fun)
    Also touching on something stated in the review. In yor’s intro song there is the line “He never sees the sun”
    correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like its somewhere between noon and 3pm, In a desert, with the glare of the sun bouncing off of yar’s womanly physique and blinding you.
    What is this guy? Blind? Or does he have Super Awesome 3.5 Drow Darkvison going on?

  • McGyver

    We’ll need more hemp before we’re through.

  • McGyver

    We’ll need more hemp before we’re through.

  • Mishka

    Oh god…My mom actually has this on VHS somewhere…
    ..and its a bootleg copy! xP
    Lol…fremen….can you get any more awesome spoonyone?

  • Mishka

    Oh god…My mom actually has this on VHS somewhere…
    ..and its a bootleg copy! xP
    Lol…fremen….can you get any more awesome spoonyone?

  • cavalier

    This is still one of your best reviews. It’s also the one I would recommend for a new-comer to the your awesomeness.

  • cavalier

    This is still one of your best reviews. It’s also the one I would recommend for a new-comer to the your awesomeness.

  • Dave

    I just pent $35 on an official VHS copy because this review was so funny.

    This movie is also available on CED Video Disk. There are 2 copies on ebay.

  • Dave

    I just pent $35 on an official VHS copy because this review was so funny.

    This movie is also available on CED Video Disk. There are 2 copies on ebay.

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  • KRSH

    Awsome review and a high funnyfactor. My first thought to mind, when the Overlord and Yor was in the same scene, was: this looks like a lowbudget He-Man movie, with Yor as He-Man and Overlord as Keldor (before Skeletor became Skeletor, he was a man known as Keldor). A barbaric, yet tecnological world, much like Eternia… Btw, great work :cD

  • KRSH

    Awsome review and a high funnyfactor. My first thought to mind, when the Overlord and Yor was in the same scene, was: this looks like a lowbudget He-Man movie, with Yor as He-Man and Overlord as Keldor (before Skeletor became Skeletor, he was a man known as Keldor). A barbaric, yet tecnological world, much like Eternia… Btw, great work :cD

  • Bskcase

    I don’t know how I ended up here, but I’m so glad I did. That was an awesome review and I totally forgot about that movie. I saw that when I was like 5 at a cheat drive-in. Your shit is so dope man. You rule!

  • Bskcase

    I don’t know how I ended up here, but I’m so glad I did. That was an awesome review and I totally forgot about that movie. I saw that when I was like 5 at a cheat drive-in. Your shit is so dope man. You rule!

  • http://myspace.com/jakewnz Jake WNZ

    Man, classic Spoony review. One of my favourites along with the “make my video” series.

  • http://myspace.com/jakewnz Jake WNZ

    Man, classic Spoony review. One of my favourites along with the “make my video” series.

  • Kyo

    Besides Reb Brown (who also stared in the hilariously bad Strike Commando), the actress who plays Yor’s girl was in Moonraker and the guy who plays the leader of the purple cavemen was in Turkish Starwars (the moron who got tortured using phone cord). Impressive cast !

  • Kyo

    Besides Reb Brown (who also stared in the hilariously bad Strike Commando), the actress who plays Yor’s girl was in Moonraker and the guy who plays the leader of the purple cavemen was in Turkish Starwars (the moron who got tortured using phone cord). Impressive cast !

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  • Mithian

    My god! “Ka laa” or whatever her name is, the main chick. She is the helicopter girl from moonraker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corinne_Clery
    holy crap!

  • Mithian

    My god! “Ka laa” or whatever her name is, the main chick. She is the helicopter girl from moonraker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corinne_Clery
    holy crap!

  • TheBest!

    I still crack up at this review. Love the opening. Between the time when the oceans drank New Orleans….hahahahaha to funny.

  • http://OhYeah! TheBest!

    I still crack up at this review. Love the opening. Between the time when the oceans drank New Orleans….hahahahaha to funny.

  • Cine Beast

    This movie may never have only been released on VHS in America, but I remember buying this on DVD in Germany.

    Man, what a messed up movie . . . I have always wondered it was, because I lost the DVD several years ago and couldn’t remember its name.

  • Cine Beast

    This movie may never have only been released on VHS in America, but I remember buying this on DVD in Germany.

    Man, what a messed up movie . . . I have always wondered it was, because I lost the DVD several years ago and couldn’t remember its name.

  • MC182

    I love Willow.

  • MC182

    I love Willow.

  • walmor

    “We will need a lot more hemp before we're through”

  • http://zelriku.deviantart.com/ Sangii

    I just got my own VHS copy for my birthday; I feel so special. I've seen the review so many times that I can quote it while I'm watching. xD

  • thatdoucheandrew

    Has anyone else heard that Yor: Hunter from the Future was actually a failed Italian TV show (it only lasted for four episodes) that was edited together to make a movie? I read that on IMDB so it may not be true but isn't the idea of a Yor series just awesome! IMDB also says that the series is sometimes shown on TV in Europe, though only rarely.

    • http://twitter.com/arnemaes Arne

      on TV in Europe sounds a bit far-fetched, especially because the European tv makrket is fragmented nationally

  • thatdoucheandrew

    Has anyone else heard that Yor: Hunter from the Future was actually a failed Italian TV show (it only lasted for four episodes) that was edited together to make a movie? I read that on IMDB so it may not be true but isn't the idea of a Yor series just awesome! IMDB also says that the series is sometimes shown on TV in Europe, though only rarely.

  • seepo1456

    it kinda sounds like their saying “yor's war, he's a man”

  • carrercrytharis

    What's really weird is that you can download 'Yor's World' from Amazon's MP3 store.

    …we will need a lot more hemp before we're through.

  • charrels

    Omg … your fckng cute

  • themoviebitch

    Wow that was epically awesome! If you ever get the chance do a Riff Track with the guys of Rifftrax. I know Nostalgia Critic has and I'm pretty sure they'll let you too!

  • hybrid1486

    I don't know if anyone else noticed, but in the credits I saw Aytekkin Akkaya of Turkish Star Wars fame

  • ApatheticOne (the original)

    Things this move taught me..

    * Dinosaurs became extinct because they developed osteoporosis of the skull around the same time our ancestors learned to use stone weapons.
    * If you throw a trained survivalist over a cliff they will automatically catch a tree to break their fall – even if unconscious.
    * In the old days “taking the booty” quite literally meant “taking the booty.”
    * A dead giant bat can be used as a field expedient hang glider.
    * Blondes naturally like other blondes.
    * Food is best enjoyed by sticking your face into it.
    * Lasers sound like synthesizers.
    * If your destination is the “Isle of Storms,” do not be a stupid little piggy. Build your boat out of something other than reeds.

  • TheAnimeniac

    lol i can't believe you didn't make any wayne's world jokes because look at that hair it looks like a shorter version of garth's hair.

  • lastsigma

    Also, you forgot the key lesson; Yor is the man.

  • ta_scott

    Yeah, Spoony, I'll have to argue something with you concerning the whole future thing. You say he is a hunter in the future, where-as, the title and blurb suggests he is Yor FROM the future TRAPPED in the PAST. So basically Yor is from our future and somehow he's travelled back in time to pre-historic earth (with the whole alien thing probably is like Stargate, where we were too stupid in pre-historic times so aliens were the magnificent architects and advanced culture).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Malmgren/736817556 Johan Malmgren

    @ta_scott

    I think he meant that the world is post-apocalyptic with mutants (dinosaurs and the purple cavemen). Yor is a guy that survived the apocalypse and was frozen like the blonde girl or something and woke up recently only to face a world that resembles Earth during the reign of the dinosaurs. So, he is a man that is from the FUTURE while the rest of the world is a post-apocalyptic take on the PAST.

    Maybe I'm the one reading too much into this.

  • riodragon

    If you liked this movie, you'll absolutely LOVE the 1987 movie 'The Barbarians'. Terrible acting, god-awful props, CHEESINESS GALORE!

  • Juel92

    “The film is listed in the The 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made in Golden Raspberry Award founder John Wilson's book 'The Official Razzie Movie Guide.'”(From wikipedia)
    Says it all :P

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    Should have had the “Lord of Tekken” shirt on for the ending shot, King Spoony One. :P

  • http://twitter.com/thereals0beit Andrew YouDontKnow

    Yor truly is the fucking man.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/332SZDIQ7SI5OCMKU4QQV5T6TE Danny

    yor shud have bin on the kickassia flag and u know im wright

  • Authur

    19:06 MERRY CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE!!! Candy cane of death on yo ass…

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  • dowdpride

    i think age of conan is awesome

  • TGer

    Wow, great job Spoony. Space Mutiny is definitely my favorite MST3K and that HAD to be the same set!

    Oh, and another thing, at around 6:00 minutes, there was some slight synthesizer music–the same from Space Mutiny. Give it a listen, I couldn't believe it; yet, how could I ever forget that awful synthesizer “soundtrack.”

  • TCBLB

    Anthony Dawson? Not the guy who was Professor Dent in Dr. NO!!?! Corinne Clery was in Moonraker

  • Anonymous

    Anthony Dawson? Not the guy who was Professor Dent in Dr. NO!!?! Corinne Clery was in Moonraker

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    No, you're wrong. There's absolutely nothing to suggest that Yor is from the future besides your interpretation of the title. He's not more intelligent than anyone else, more articulate, there's nothing. Whereas there's plenty to suggest that the world is actually post-historic. You know, the whole “there's lasers,” that broadsword that was laying around, the human-looking guy on the ship who's clearly not an alien. While your take is inventive, there's literally no support, where as there is support for Spoony's take.

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    No, you’re wrong. There’s absolutely nothing to suggest that Yor is from the future besides your interpretation of the title. He’s not more intelligent than anyone else, more articulate, there’s nothing. Whereas there’s plenty to suggest that the world is actually post-historic. You know, the whole “there’s lasers,” that broadsword that was laying around, the human-looking guy on the ship who’s clearly not an alien. While your take is inventive, there’s literally no support, where as there is support for Spoony’s take.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    I love the Conan references.

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  • Anonymous

    Spoony, love the willow joke, that said I am a huge willow fan… I know god help me but I love it!

  • Anonymous

    Spoony, love the willow joke, that said I am a huge willow fan… I know god help me but I love it!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TZO32POHDUTANHNSP4G5GZ2YTA saad

    This is purified, spoonyfied, distilled awesomeness. Seriously, This thing is everything that makes Spoony a great entertainer. A true classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Baker/100001128276115 Tom Baker

    this is totally FUCK-win

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Baker/100001128276115 Tom Baker

    this is totally FUCK-win

  • http://twitter.com/Inglonias Joshua Nyden

    Dammit. Its not “No tries to lead the way” “No TRAILS to lead the way”

    Not “white bees.” Its “wild beasts”

    Listen to the context!

    • sanktmikael

      You’re a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Spoony!! Great review like always LOL!!
    I know you’ll never read this but I’ve just finished playing the most painful, unimaginative, and let down game of the year Love and Death: Bitten. It’s a game that makes me cringe even as I think of it. I hated that game Hated, hated it HATED THAT STUPID GAME!! any who…you’re more than welcome to try it (if you dare^^) but prepare for unimaginative writing and complete and utter LET DOWN ending!!!

  • Anonymous

    Well done Spoony funny as ever LOL ^^,

    Anywho, I’ve just finished playing THE WOREST GAME ON THE INTERNET!!! It’s called LOve and Death: Bitten, in is the most bland shit I’ve ever laid eyes on, No likeable characters, and have a massive let down ending. Though the visuals are good it doesn’t make uup for the bad writing and characterisation. I hated this game, I hate it, Hate it, HATE!!! Well you’re welcome to try it (if you dare^^) and trust me you’ll need a lot of balls to do it without turning bat shit crazy!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jovan-Stipic/1520802005 Jovan Stipic

    so awesome words cant describe it :D

  • Anonymous

    YOR’S WORLD, HE’S THE MAN!!!!

  • Anonymous

    YOR’S WORLD, HE’S THE MAN!!!!

  • No_Gaming_In_Mississippi

    Loved this movie as a kid!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516901681 Gabriel Gomez

    Yor’s World Lyrics

    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!

    [Yor’s world!]

    Lost in the world of past
    In the echo of ancient blast
    [Yor’s world!]
    There is a man from future
    A man of mystery
    [Yor’s world!]
    No trails to lead the way
    In his search for a yesterday
    [Yor’s world!]
    Misty illusions hiding
    His famous destiny
    [Yor’s world!]

    You’re the touch of fire
    You’re the proud and free desire
    He never sees the sun
    He’s always on the run
    Him and his days are gone
    They say he will go on
    His search goes on and on
    Yor’s world!
    Here to stay come what may
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!
    Yor’s World!
    Conquers all dares to fall
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!

    He’s gonna make all them wild beasts look tame tonight
    In his pride!

    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!

    [Yor’s world!]

    He dreams so wild and strong
    He can never fail or go wrong
    [Yor’s world!]
    He’s got the fire burning
    It’s there in his mind
    [Yor’s world!]
    He dares to take each chance
    He knows the dangers at just one glance
    [Yor’s world]
    His thoughts become alive
    He’s born survivor
    [Yor’s world]

    You’re the touch of fire
    You’re the proud and free desire
    He never sees the sun
    He’s always on the run
    Him and his days are gone
    They say he will go on
    The search goes on and on
    Yor’s world!
    Here to stay come what may
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!
    Yor’s world!
    Conquers all dares to fall
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!

    He’s gonna make all them wild beasts look tame tonight
    In his fight!

    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!
    Yor’s world! He’s the man!

    Yor’s world!
    Here to stay come what may
    Yor’s world!
    And the world was like fire!
    Yor’s world!
    Conquers all dares to fall
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!
    Yor’s world!
    Here to stay come what may
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!
    Yor’s world!
    Conquers all dares to fall
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!
    Yor’s world!
    Here to stay come what may
    Yor’s world!
    And the world goes like fire!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PGJHOE2GMIKPQCV2EGLQVQWKTM Angel

    oh no…i’m almost done watching all of spoonyt’s reviews…nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  • Anonymous

    Nice Simpsons reference. I love it

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    I love how they know what a Triceratop looks like by they still give it flangs.

    The Overlord kind of looks like the wizard from Conan the Destroyer. I half expected him to be shirtless under that cloak. Why does he wear a cloak anyways, isn’t he from the civilization that hasn’t given in to outdated fashions in favor of the Ziggy Stardust Space Miiitia look?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    I love how they know what a Triceratop looks like by they still give it flangs.

    The Overlord kind of looks like the wizard from Conan the Destroyer. I half expected him to be shirtless under that cloak. Why does he wear a cloak anyways, isn’t he from the civilization that hasn’t given in to outdated fashions in favor of the Ziggy Stardust Space Miiitia look?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NX27SM67V3KAY7UKAH6YIOOOPQ e

    Absolutely legendary. This is Internet Hall of Fame material.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    Funny stuff, but “Ugh” is the only word that comes to mind when I see Reb Brown. Yuck.

  • Anonymous

    8:04 Yor getting thrown off a cliff, that makes no sense…unless of course he’s…CHUCK NORRIS!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Naterkix Nathan Stapleton

    Purple caveman’s WTF face was epic

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

    Despite the green silly string Hawk the Slayer is certainly my pick for best fantasy flick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.brydon Michelle Brydon

    I love Yor’s theme song so damn much

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

    I would love to see you do a full riff of this movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

    I would love to see you do a full riff of this movie.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, so Yor has destroyed more civilizations then Mike Nelson. Well done Yor.

  • Anonymous

    12:17 Yor puts even Vash the Stampede to shame.

  • Anonymous

    12:17 Yor puts even Vash the Stampede to shame.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, i kinda like willow. granted, i havent seen it in about 7 years and my memory is a little hazy on it (although the pig transformation scenes still give me nightmares; i saw this as a kid), but, at the time, it seemed ok. Also, while i dont have that one awesome fantasy/roleplaying MOVIE, i do have a game that fits the same slot; Baldur’s Gate. And actually, this applies to both the pc AND ps2 games. they both kicked ass, and were ESSENTIAL to my childhood.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, i kinda like willow. granted, i havent seen it in about 7 years and my memory is a little hazy on it (although the pig transformation scenes still give me nightmares; i saw this as a kid), but, at the time, it seemed ok. Also, while i dont have that one awesome fantasy/roleplaying MOVIE, i do have a game that fits the same slot; Baldur’s Gate. And actually, this applies to both the pc AND ps2 games. they both kicked ass, and were ESSENTIAL to my childhood.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, and by the way, i checked out big tits dragon (couldnt find the one you talked about; one i found was “big tits zombie, aka the big tits dragon.”) it sucked. it would be good to review it. the whole thing plays like a poorly dubbed version of bleach, and while im saying its poorly dubbed, its actually STILL in japanese. yeah, it sucks that bad. also, while i said its like a bad episode of bleach, it actually kinda steals the characters from ff8 and transforms them into females using the black internet magic of rule 63. squall is the emo one, just fyi.

  • Anonymous

    No, really. Shes emo. she cuts her own damn wrists.

  • Anonymous
  • spookydonkey03

    sooooooo where exactly is the Yor’s world theme song ringtone? 

  • http://twitter.com/JordS68 Jordan Stone

    i love that song lol

  • http://twitter.com/JordS68 Jordan Stone

    i love that song lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001522332871 Jan Steinwasser

    here in germany, i actually got this movie on dvd, but it’s a slightly different version called “one man against the empire” (which is even more of a star wars reference lol). i was so disappointed when the scene with the bat-hanggliding came and yor’s theme music didn’t kick in :(
    anyway, this is one of my favourite spoony reviews ever :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001522332871 Jan Steinwasser

    here in germany, i actually got this movie on dvd, but it’s a slightly different version called “one man against the empire” (which is even more of a star wars reference lol). i was so disappointed when the scene with the bat-hanggliding came and yor’s theme music didn’t kick in :(
    anyway, this is one of my favourite spoony reviews ever :D

  • darklink8

    You know what? This is the first Turok game. I’m convinced. Except Yr is white, and Turok is American Indian

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mayra-Dantas-Bueno/716900458 Mayra Dantas Bueno

    brains… all over the keyboard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emerson-Z-White/100001356694210 Emerson Z White

    We’ll need allot more Hemp before this is through.

  • Billy Farmer

    Posted double. My bad.

  • Billy Farmer

    Posted double. My bad.

  • Billy Farmer

    You can get Yor on DVD now for a really reasonable price. I got mine from Amazon for about 16 dollars, since I don’t see a blu ray release anytime soon.

    • http://twitter.com/StochasticOoze Jason

      I’m willing to bet Spoony might actually have something to do with that. I think this video generated a lot of interest in the movie. I know after I watched it, I sought out a torrent of the film so I could witness its full majesty.

  • Billy Farmer

    You can get Yor on DVD now for a really reasonable price. I got mine from Amazon for about 16 dollars, since I don’t see a blu ray release anytime soon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Batista/100000952184779 Jose Batista

    Does this mean Yor is the Spiral King from Gurren Lagann?

  • ben coley

    anyone know where the intro music (with horns) comes from?

    i searched around a bit and had no luck.

    • Evan Elkins

      I think it’s from Conan the Destroyer.  It sounds like a variation on the original Conan theme, but I haven’t seen the Destroyer in a long time (thank God) so I can’t rightly confirm without searching it on youtube.  I’m too lazy to do that right now.

      • ben coley

        hey Evan,
        i can confirm that the theme IS from Conan (should have guessed, really) so thanks for that!

        weirdly though, it seems to be a slightly different recording from the one in any of the films i could find. so perhaps it’s just the studio-version to be released on vinyl after the film’s impending success (cough-cough).

        thanks though. it was bugging me for ages!

  • Anonymous

    Eccentric Cinema just posted a review on the movie including a link to buy the movie on DVD from Amazon. I’m shocked the reviewer didn’t mentioned your review of it Spoony. Oh well.

    http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/reviews2011/yor.htm

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GX7GKN22HDMFE7FCKFIG43QBTA John Roomer

    the way the robots move reminds me of Gort from the day the earth stood still

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Durand/100000584047337 Dan Durand

    Love the awesome Conan references!

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  • Marcus Lundgren

    Yor is out on DVD!!!!

    I never thought the day would come. I actually had a friend of mine buy it on Ebay (I’m too cheap) and then burn a copy for me, that’s how desperate I was to see this one.

    But there’s more: You can also get Captain America (both films), mercenary fighters and the Cage movies on disc now!

    Perhaps this is what the Mayas meant when they said a great change would come in 2012?
    Well, they didn’t actually say that, but virtually everyone else is…

    Anyway, hooray!!

    • Laurence Phillips

      I was gonna say this myself! I just ordered it from the US (I’m from the UK), and literally just watched it tonight. What a terrible, badass, awful, awesome film.

  • Anonymous

    I made a comment on one Youtube video (was about behind the scenes of Robowar) about how Reb Brown should be in the Expendables movie. Got a reply from one of the other people viewing it, and it said this:
    I met Reb Brown last October and I asked him if he would be in the
    Expendables 2. He told me he wouldn’t be in the second but his agent was
    contacted for Reb to be in The Expendables 3. I then asked him to tell
    me about Disneyland which is just laughed off.

    Hopefully that is true.

  • Anonymous

    i pretty much grew up with movies like willow, legend, conan, red sonya, beastmaster, highlander, and the first 2 never ending story movies long before the lord of the rings came out. speaking of lord of the rings, arfe you going to see “the hobbit” spoony? but now today we all have skyrim and the game of thrones to fill our imaginations even further.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DoktorOesterwinter Dok Tor Oesterwinter

    I thin it’s awesome how you still had all the MST3K in you in your early revies

  • http://www.facebook.com/DoktorOesterwinter Dok Tor Oesterwinter

    And I love how the “Most awesome thing ever” Disclaimer is immediatly followed by punching a cavewoman in the face… Dude

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dustin-Smith/100001487648807 Dustin Smith

    No  Burn Bobonga! Burn! from Chrono Trigger in  the whole cave man review? Not even at the  cave man party at the start? aww.

    Great Review though. the Bat thing on many other videos had me looking for this for a while now. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tor-Nordmark/1278870363 Tor Nordmark

    dear god, i hated eragon, the movie that is, but the books were pretty nice.
    even though Eragon as a character was pretty much a mary sue person…

  • radarkat

    My balls fell off in shame!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/TheSpanishInnquisition Connor Capuchino

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1874649/ Just in case you want to know what Reb is up to these days… and now i want to see this movie

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-John-Sauriol/711670364 Bryan John Sauriol

    Thank you for this Spoony, thank you for introducing me to the glory of Reb Brown…

  • http://twitter.com/ss3kid Thomas Pennell

    All the Overlord needs is a metal mask and a green-colored cloak and we got ourselves a Dr. Doom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1673310152 Julian Andreassen

    The guns of the patriots you say?

    • http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.sorbo Sebastian Daniel Sørbø

       Hei, er du norsk?

  • Claudio Gobbis

    Hi. Yor song in the opening reminds me an italian band known as “Oliver Onions”, am I right, or my ears and my memory fail?

  • Carl Couture

    The song IS by Oliver Onions.  They normally have slightly better command over the English language than that, though.

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    I cant get enough of Spoony! Where is the Ultima 9 review???

  • http://www.facebook.com/hrncirvaclav Václav Hrnčír

    Personally I kinda like Ladyhawke and The Sword and The Sorcerer.

    • http://twitter.com/f1reball Gerrit Hansen

      I think Ladyhawke isn’t considered a B-Movie, but I could be wrong. Anyway that really is a serious attempt at fantasy with good story and acting, too. The second however surely fits in the same category as Yor, only I found it awesome as a kid and I still do to some agree today.

  • http://twitter.com/Gr33nG3ar Green Gear

    How the mighty have fallen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlos.torreblanca1 Carlos Celurian Torreblanca
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  • jnywest

    Spoony, been with ya for a long time. That was bull crap that happened on Twitter yesterday. Love ya man, hang in there.

  • Brent Hyde

    now I want to see dirty spoony take down the scorpio killer

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Sulkowski/1063430223 Mary Sulkowski

    Yor: “Whoever takes the Pandorica . . ! Wait. Wrong rock formation surrounded by UFOs.”

  • http://twitter.com/f1reball Gerrit Hansen

    According to IMDB this was an italian movie shot in turkey, no wonder the main theme sounds like pure italian disco.

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  • Jesse

    oooooh I remember this movie! I saw it on SyFy! I thought it was Conan the Barbarian, but then again I was eight when I saw it..

  • Alex Stockwell

    Apparently this movie was directed by Antonio Margheriti. So…this is an Eli Roth movie. Sort of.

  • Goblin_King

    From the title I thought Yor was from the future, who went to the prehistoric past

  • markfive

    It’s available on DVD, man. It’s not “VHS only”.

    • Otto Torrens

      Bluray

    • SUPERSOUP

      It wasn’t at the time he did this review. It became a cult film because of this review and got rereleased and remastered.

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  • Sioraf as Na Cillini

    “Stream not found.”

  • SUPERSOUP

    YOR: BEST OF THE WORST

    • Fueldrop

      Yor: He comes from the high mountains!

      Yeah, the mountains weren’t the only things that were high in this movie.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Not that lyrics should matter in a song or on a soundtrack this glorious, but these are pretty much exactly them if anyone cares.

    Source: the internet and I have the soundtrack on vinyl. Worth the $10 or so I spent on it. It’s a pretty good soundtrack actually.

    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

    YOR’S WORLD!

    Lost in the world of past
    in the echo of ancient blast, [YOR’S WORLD!]
    there is a man from future
    a man of mystery. [YOR’S WORLD!]

    No trails to lead the way
    in his search for a yesterday. [YOR’S WORLD!]
    Misty illusions hiding his famous destiny. [YOR’S WORLD!]

    Yor the touch of fire!
    Yor the proud and free desire!
    He never sees the sun!
    He’s always on the run!
    Even his days are gone.
    They say he will go on!
    The search goes on and on!

    YOR’S WORLD!
    Here to stay, come what may!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    Conquers all, dares to fall!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!

    He’s gonna make all them wild beasts look tame tonight,
    IN HIS FIGHT!

    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD! HE’S THE MAN!

    YOR’S WORLD!

    He dreams so wild and strong!
    He never fail or go wrong! [YOR’S WORLD!]
    He’s got a fire burning it’s there in his mind! [YOR’S WORLD!]
    He dares to take each chance!
    Knows the dangers at just one glance! {YOR’S WORLD!]
    His thoughts become alive, he’s born survivor! [YOR’S WORLD!]

    Yor the touch of fire!
    Yor the proud and free desire!
    He never sees the sun!
    He’s always on the run!
    Even his days are gone!
    They say he will go on!
    The search goes on and on!

    YOR’S WORLD!
    Here to stay, come what may!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    Conquers all, dares to fall!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!

    He’s gonna make all them wild beasts look tame tonight,
    IN HIS FIGHT!

    YOR’S WORLD HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD HE’S THE MAN!
    YOR’S WORLD HE’S THE MAN!

    YOR’S WORLD!
    Here to stay, come what may!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!

    Conquers all, dares to fall!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    Here to stay, come what may!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    Conquers all, dares to fall!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    Here to stay, come what may!
    YOR’S WORLD!
    And the world goes like fire!

    Unlike other songs of the era, the fadeout at the end of the proper song makes me think that Oliver Onions and the Yor Choir are still somewhere, screaming at the sky in phonetically-learned English about how cool Yor is and how he’s the man.

    Honestly, the English is so poor in general and some of the lyrics are so unintelligible that some lines are debatable. I still think it’s a classic song.

    • http://thatpandabitca.tumblr.com/ thatpandabitca

      THOSE LYRICS SHOULD WIN AWARDS.

  • http://thatpandabitca.tumblr.com/ thatpandabitca

    ok so I may sound stupid but does anyone know where the music in the opening of this comes from? It sounds really familiar and I cannot for the life of me remember where it’s from.

    • http://mara999.deviantart.com/ MaraBackman

      The drumming is from “Conan the Barbarian” while the horns are from its sequel, “Conan the Destroyer”.

      • http://thatpandabitca.tumblr.com/ thatpandabitca

        THANK YOU. I appreciate you so much. :D

        • http://mara999.deviantart.com/ MaraBackman

          No problem.

          • http://thatpandabitca.tumblr.com/ thatpandabitca

            Now I can’t get the music out of my head, I blame you… >_>

  • Dashiell A.T., esq.

    This video never gets old.

  • Groverfield

    You’re and Your are both common misspellings of Yor.

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