In which Noah rages a great deal, Miles patiently weathers the storm and delivers a more reasoned analysis, and alcohol is consumed all-around.
I suppose I should give a blanket spoiler warning for this review, although I don’t see why people are complaining. This is seriously one of the most predictable movies ever written.
Time to finish what I started. This game’s got an ass-kicking five years overdue.
Noah & Miles return after After Earth, shellshocked at what they’ve seen. Bennett the Sage joins them via Skype for moral support. Also guest starring the Kraken, Pina Coladas, and Johnny Walker.
This video is not good.
In preparation for Beastmaster 2 (a much worse movie) we first have to talk about the original classic!
Here’s a sneak peek at my role as POLIGAMON in Dark Maze Studios‘ new feature film, Press Start 2 Continue! www.pressstart2.com
It’s basically the same game, but there’s something about it that really makes me lose my head. Follow-up: I’m already seeing comments that I was unfair in not mentioning the… Read on››
I don’t exactly get the rock-star welcome I kinda deserve upon this return to Britannia.
In which I am dead again and not featured nearly enough. I encourage my fans to send angry and threatening messages to SadPanda and Welshy on Twitter. Why don’t I… Read on››
While Dark Nella exacts her revenge on major cities and well-known landmarks of the United States, Lindsay takes a look back at the disaster movies of auteur, Roland Emmerich.
Killer new footage of the Norn race and the guns-akimbo Thief! And with this, my PAX East coverage comes to an end. Special thanks to LordKaT for being an able… Read on››
I’d buy any game sold to me by a cute girl with a furry hat, but Vindictus is free-to-play! Sorry I couldn’t show you more of the gameplay of Vindictus…. Read on››