WrestleWrestle 3-8-15 – Road to Wrestlemania (Part 1)

The Spoony One | Mar 18 2015 
WrestleWrestle 3-18-15 - Road to Wrestlemania Part 1 (Custom)

Now is the Mania of our discontent. A year of tone-deaf storytelling and booking that almost seems to openly antagonize the show’s fans is about to culminate in one of the weakest Wrestlemania cards in history. The Road to Wrestlemania began by hitting the same pothole as before at the beginning in the exact same…file continues…

Massacre at Central High (Part 2)

The Spoony One | Feb 17 2015 
Massacre at Central High (Part 2, Hatemail_For_Ed)

I’m ready for my close-up.

Massacre at Central High (Part 1)

The Spoony One | Feb 10 2015 
Massacre at Central High (Part 1, Hatemail_For_Ed)

Spoony’s forgotten, violent teenage past comes back to haunt him when evidence of the Massacre at Central High is discovered by Doctor Insano! Don’t worry! Part 2 is only a few days away!

Counter Monkey – Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone?

The Spoony One | Jan 29 2015 
Counter Monkey - Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone

Maybe if we called it “Paragon, But Not an Asshole About It.” Lighten up, people.

Wrestle! Wrestle! Royal Rumble 2015

The Spoony One | Jan 27 2015 
Wrestle Wrestle - Royal Rumble 2015

Sufferin’ succotash, son.

Counter Monkey – They Duel. That’s What They Do.

The Spoony One | Jan 21 2015 
Counter Monkey - They Duel That's What They Do

A tale of pistols and pirates! Another of clashing katanas amidst falling cherry blossoms to settle a blood feud stretching back well over ten minutes. Actually, “clashing” may not be the right word. That would imply the swords made contact…

Counter Monkey – The Dirtiest Book in the Game: Part 2

The Spoony One | Jan 11 2015 
Counter Monkey - Book of Erotic Fantasy - Dirtiest Book in the Game (Custom)

It’s ribbed and enchanted for her pleasure.

Counter Monkey – The Dirtiest Book in the Game: Part 1

The Spoony One | Jan 10 2015 
Counter Monkey - Book of Erotic Fantasy - Dirtiest Book in the Game Part 1 (Custom)

My cleric sees you bleeding and casts Sexual Healing.