Now is the Mania of our discontent. A year of tone-deaf storytelling and booking that almost seems to openly antagonize the show’s fans is about to culminate in one of the weakest Wrestlemania cards in history. The Road to Wrestlemania began by hitting the same pothole as before at the beginning in the exact same…file continues…
I’m ready for my close-up.
Spoony’s forgotten, violent teenage past comes back to haunt him when evidence of the Massacre at Central High is discovered by Doctor Insano! Don’t worry! Part 2 is only a few days away!
Maybe if we called it “Paragon, But Not an Asshole About It.” Lighten up, people.
Sufferin’ succotash, son.
A tale of pistols and pirates! Another of clashing katanas amidst falling cherry blossoms to settle a blood feud stretching back well over ten minutes. Actually, “clashing” may not be the right word. That would imply the swords made contact…
It’s ribbed and enchanted for her pleasure.
My cleric sees you bleeding and casts Sexual Healing.