Let’s Play Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh (Hour 3)

The Spoony One | Nov 21 2008 | more notation(s) | 

What spells terror like a visit to your psychiatrist? Prepare yourself for a load of long, talky scenes that somehow makes the Senate scenes in the Star Wars prequels seem taut and suspenseful.

Ah well, maybe now we’ll finally figure out what’s wrong with Curtis.

  • LessThanGraceful

    Is it just me, or is all the video from 42 minutes to 30 minutes not there?

  • LessThanGraceful

    Is it just me, or is all the video from 42 minutes to 30 minutes not there?

  • LessThanGraceful

    Is it just me, or is all the video from 42 minutes to 30 minutes not there?

  • Red Mundus

    Yep, same problem, video seems to stop at that time.

  • Red Mundus

    Yep, same problem, video seems to stop at that time.

  • Red Mundus

    Yep, same problem, video seems to stop at that time.

  • Pen

    It’s the same problem over here. Everything from the club is missing. The video anyway, the audio still plays like normal, but it’s just black from 15:05 to 24:10. Great video and commentary, but y’might wanna look into that!

  • Pen

    It’s the same problem over here. Everything from the club is missing. The video anyway, the audio still plays like normal, but it’s just black from 15:05 to 24:10. Great video and commentary, but y’might wanna look into that!

  • Pen

    It’s the same problem over here. Everything from the club is missing. The video anyway, the audio still plays like normal, but it’s just black from 15:05 to 24:10. Great video and commentary, but y’might wanna look into that!

  • AgnetKen

    Hey, I knew I recognized the chick making herself bleed in the psych ward.

    My god, it’s the first Twilight fan!

  • AgnetKen

    Hey, I knew I recognized the chick making herself bleed in the psych ward.

    My god, it’s the first Twilight fan!

  • AgnetKen

    Hey, I knew I recognized the chick making herself bleed in the psych ward.

    My god, it’s the first Twilight fan!

  • Touch o’ Soul

    Maybe Spoony fixed it, or I’m just lucky. I had no issues playing the whole video through.

  • Touch o’ Soul

    Maybe Spoony fixed it, or I’m just lucky. I had no issues playing the whole video through.

  • Touch o’ Soul

    Maybe Spoony fixed it, or I’m just lucky. I had no issues playing the whole video through.

  • AshJWilliams

    Haha, nice Gozu reference. (The soup ladle thing at about 8:00)

  • AshJWilliams

    Haha, nice Gozu reference. (The soup ladle thing at about 8:00)

  • AshJWilliams

    Haha, nice Gozu reference. (The soup ladle thing at about 8:00)

  • MerryBeth

    (I can’t seem to find an email at which to contact you) After returning to work the day after bob’s death and going through your emails/documents, you find correspondence from Eddie Gein. You (spoony) comment on how he (Gein) wears clown make-up. This is not true. John Wayne Gacy was the part-time clown NOT Gein. Gacy was the psudo pedephile turned painter. Gein had a mother issue (among other issues) & was the basis for Psycho & Tx chainsaw murders…

  • MerryBeth

    (I can’t seem to find an email at which to contact you) After returning to work the day after bob’s death and going through your emails/documents, you find correspondence from Eddie Gein. You (spoony) comment on how he (Gein) wears clown make-up. This is not true. John Wayne Gacy was the part-time clown NOT Gein. Gacy was the psudo pedephile turned painter. Gein had a mother issue (among other issues) & was the basis for Psycho & Tx chainsaw murders…

  • MerryBeth

    (I can’t seem to find an email at which to contact you) After returning to work the day after bob’s death and going through your emails/documents, you find correspondence from Eddie Gein. You (spoony) comment on how he (Gein) wears clown make-up. This is not true. John Wayne Gacy was the part-time clown NOT Gein. Gacy was the psudo pedephile turned painter. Gein had a mother issue (among other issues) & was the basis for Psycho & Tx chainsaw murders…

  • AtlasRedux

    <3 the watercooler Deja Vu.
    Thanks for making the game survivable to watch!

  • AtlasRedux

    <3 the watercooler Deja Vu.
    Thanks for making the game survivable to watch!

  • AtlasRedux

    <3 the watercooler Deja Vu.
    Thanks for making the game survivable to watch!

  • PSX-gamer

    That Joey-Fatone guy is awsome!

  • PSX-gamer

    That Joey-Fatone guy is awsome!

  • PSX-gamer

    That Joey-Fatone guy is awsome!

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    with blip, do you get to choose what your still image is? because the image of trevor and curtis before you hit the play button is so fantastic it cant be random

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    with blip, do you get to choose what your still image is? because the image of trevor and curtis before you hit the play button is so fantastic it cant be random

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com Jenny

    with blip, do you get to choose what your still image is? because the image of trevor and curtis before you hit the play button is so fantastic it cant be random

  • Lestat2150

    The lady in the psyche ward who chews at her arm to make it bleed was in the first phantasmagoria. She was the poor mother of the retarded farmer guy and they both lived in the mansion’s garage. She dies in the first game but we dont see it. I was reading a review about phantasmagoria 2 on wikipedia and nobody mentions that she was in both games, the only reference to the first game they say is the main characters novel is in curtis craigs house when he looks on his bookshelf and reads them off the first time.

  • Lestat2150

    The lady in the psyche ward who chews at her arm to make it bleed was in the first phantasmagoria. She was the poor mother of the retarded farmer guy and they both lived in the mansion’s garage. She dies in the first game but we dont see it. I was reading a review about phantasmagoria 2 on wikipedia and nobody mentions that she was in both games, the only reference to the first game they say is the main characters novel is in curtis craigs house when he looks on his bookshelf and reads them off the first time.

  • Lestat2150

    The lady in the psyche ward who chews at her arm to make it bleed was in the first phantasmagoria. She was the poor mother of the retarded farmer guy and they both lived in the mansion’s garage. She dies in the first game but we dont see it. I was reading a review about phantasmagoria 2 on wikipedia and nobody mentions that she was in both games, the only reference to the first game they say is the main characters novel is in curtis craigs house when he looks on his bookshelf and reads them off the first time.

  • mark

    MORTAL KOMBAT! Choose your destiny!

  • mark

    MORTAL KOMBAT! Choose your destiny!

  • mark

    MORTAL KOMBAT! Choose your destiny!

  • SlabmcChesthair

    Nice!!! “an inside look at Stephen Harper’s campain headquarters”, are you by chance a Canadian Spoony?

  • SlabmcChesthair

    Nice!!! “an inside look at Stephen Harper’s campain headquarters”, are you by chance a Canadian Spoony?

  • SlabmcChesthair

    Nice!!! “an inside look at Stephen Harper’s campain headquarters”, are you by chance a Canadian Spoony?

  • Hanged

    It’s Hanged btw. I know it sounds like it should be Hung but it’s Hanged.

  • Hanged

    It’s Hanged btw. I know it sounds like it should be Hung but it’s Hanged.

  • Hanged

    It’s Hanged btw. I know it sounds like it should be Hung but it’s Hanged.

  • Cpt.Dani

    It is hanged if it’s:”They hanged that person yesterday”, but it’s hung if it’s “They hung that picture yesterday”. I must say this commentated playthrough is awesome. It just is.

  • Cpt.Dani

    It is hanged if it’s:”They hanged that person yesterday”, but it’s hung if it’s “They hung that picture yesterday”. I must say this commentated playthrough is awesome. It just is.

  • Cpt.Dani

    It is hanged if it’s:”They hanged that person yesterday”, but it’s hung if it’s “They hung that picture yesterday”. I must say this commentated playthrough is awesome. It just is.

  • bla

    wtf at those three random people dancing outside the club

  • bla

    wtf at those three random people dancing outside the club

  • bla

    wtf at those three random people dancing outside the club

  • ThreeHeadedMonkey

    Great stuff, man! Awesome game, too.

  • ThreeHeadedMonkey

    Great stuff, man! Awesome game, too.

  • ThreeHeadedMonkey

    Great stuff, man! Awesome game, too.

  • AntiDark777

    I love that guy in the mental hospital

    Disco dance! Disco dance! Disco dance!

  • AntiDark777

    I love that guy in the mental hospital

    Disco dance! Disco dance! Disco dance!

  • AntiDark777

    I love that guy in the mental hospital

    Disco dance! Disco dance! Disco dance!

  • KidLycan

    When your in the secret room are you supose to grab the hammer next to the file cabinet?

  • KidLycan

    When your in the secret room are you supose to grab the hammer next to the file cabinet?

  • KidLycan

    When your in the secret room are you supose to grab the hammer next to the file cabinet?

  • social_geek

    Trever was the one that found the body, remember?

  • social_geek

    Trever was the one that found the body, remember?

  • social_geek

    Trever was the one that found the body, remember?

  • Schadenfreude

    I think the S&M club set is the same set as the psychiatrist’s office.

  • Schadenfreude

    I think the S&M club set is the same set as the psychiatrist’s office.

  • Schadenfreude

    I think the S&M club set is the same set as the psychiatrist’s office.

  • BTMadness

    Great lines:

    “What is love!” Hehehe!

    “I’ve brought my Magic Cards, there’s a nice table here…”

    “I just understand why people need to feel pain to have fun.”
    “If that were true for me, this would be the greatest game in the world.”

    “That’s why you should get circumcised!”

    BTW… “I can’t break away!” what’s that a reference to? You’d think I’d know since I grew up in the eighties as well, but it’s not coming to me…

  • BTMadness

    Great lines:

    “What is love!” Hehehe!

    “I’ve brought my Magic Cards, there’s a nice table here…”

    “I just understand why people need to feel pain to have fun.”
    “If that were true for me, this would be the greatest game in the world.”

    “That’s why you should get circumcised!”

    BTW… “I can’t break away!” what’s that a reference to? You’d think I’d know since I grew up in the eighties as well, but it’s not coming to me…

  • BTMadness

    Great lines:

    “What is love!” Hehehe!

    “I’ve brought my Magic Cards, there’s a nice table here…”

    “I just understand why people need to feel pain to have fun.”
    “If that were true for me, this would be the greatest game in the world.”

    “That’s why you should get circumcised!”

    BTW… “I can’t break away!” what’s that a reference to? You’d think I’d know since I grew up in the eighties as well, but it’s not coming to me…

  • Murky

    “I heard that Curtis!”
    lmao….

  • Murky

    “I heard that Curtis!”
    lmao….

  • Murky

    “I heard that Curtis!”
    lmao….

  • Sword_Song

    Does anybody else notice that the toolbox says bob? I just thought that was weird.

  • Sword_Song

    Does anybody else notice that the toolbox says bob? I just thought that was weird.

  • Sword_Song

    Does anybody else notice that the toolbox says bob? I just thought that was weird.

  • Danimal

    @Schadenfreude – Breakaway is a Big Pig song from the 80s… I remember it from Bill and Ted.

  • Danimal

    @Schadenfreude – Breakaway is a Big Pig song from the 80s… I remember it from Bill and Ted.

  • Danimal

    @Schadenfreude – Breakaway is a Big Pig song from the 80s… I remember it from Bill and Ted.

  • Lumberjack

    The constant gay jokes are pretty annoying, but the rest is really funny.

  • Lumberjack

    The constant gay jokes are pretty annoying, but the rest is really funny.

  • Lumberjack

    The constant gay jokes are pretty annoying, but the rest is really funny.

  • http://www.raygirl.deviantart.com Raygirl

    Mr Spoony, would you consider putting these videos together to make one long downloadable movie? I’d love to have this ‘Lets Play’ on my iPod to listen to, cause it makes me laugh so hard. But alas my poor laptop can’t handle the giant file size and whines like a bitch when I load it, and I’m not a techie so don’t know how to download/edit Blip videos. Would that be a lot to request?

  • http://www.raygirl.deviantart.com/ Raygirl

    Mr Spoony, would you consider putting these videos together to make one long downloadable movie? I’d love to have this ‘Lets Play’ on my iPod to listen to, cause it makes me laugh so hard. But alas my poor laptop can’t handle the giant file size and whines like a bitch when I load it, and I’m not a techie so don’t know how to download/edit Blip videos. Would that be a lot to request?

  • http://www.raygirl.deviantart.com/ Raygirl

    Mr Spoony, would you consider putting these videos together to make one long downloadable movie? I’d love to have this ‘Lets Play’ on my iPod to listen to, cause it makes me laugh so hard. But alas my poor laptop can’t handle the giant file size and whines like a bitch when I load it, and I’m not a techie so don’t know how to download/edit Blip videos. Would that be a lot to request?

  • Superslash2

    He’s woozy from the drink because it’s most likely spiked – making everything afterwards probably mutilation and rape, which wouldn’t be as amusing. I might be wrong though.

    Sorry for killing the mood if I did.

  • Superslash2

    He’s woozy from the drink because it’s most likely spiked – making everything afterwards probably mutilation and rape, which wouldn’t be as amusing. I might be wrong though.

    Sorry for killing the mood if I did.

  • Superslash2

    He’s woozy from the drink because it’s most likely spiked – making everything afterwards probably mutilation and rape, which wouldn’t be as amusing. I might be wrong though.

    Sorry for killing the mood if I did.

  • Legather

    The ‘Revelation’ email is sent to Peter Sutcliffe, following on from the Gein theme Sutcliffe is the real name of the Yorkshire Ripper.

    Love the let’s play series Spoony. Perhaps we’ll see a Phantasmagoria 1 LP?

  • Legather

    The ‘Revelation’ email is sent to Peter Sutcliffe, following on from the Gein theme Sutcliffe is the real name of the Yorkshire Ripper.

    Love the let’s play series Spoony. Perhaps we’ll see a Phantasmagoria 1 LP?

  • Legather

    The ‘Revelation’ email is sent to Peter Sutcliffe, following on from the Gein theme Sutcliffe is the real name of the Yorkshire Ripper.

    Love the let’s play series Spoony. Perhaps we’ll see a Phantasmagoria 1 LP?

  • Facepalm

    Liked how you read the emails in the Dramatic Reading voice. I also caught some MST3k references in there! That is my favorite show of all time.

  • Facepalm

    Liked how you read the emails in the Dramatic Reading voice. I also caught some MST3k references in there! That is my favorite show of all time.

  • Facepalm

    Liked how you read the emails in the Dramatic Reading voice. I also caught some MST3k references in there! That is my favorite show of all time.

  • JD

    “tatatatarattatta MORTAL KOOMBAAAT!!” X)

  • JD

    “tatatatarattatta MORTAL KOOMBAAAT!!” X)

  • JD

    “tatatatarattatta MORTAL KOOMBAAAT!!” X)

  • Karsten

    Manos reference! Love it. Torgo is possibly the most awesome character ever.

    “There is no way out of here. It’ll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.”

  • Karsten

    Manos reference! Love it. Torgo is possibly the most awesome character ever.

    “There is no way out of here. It’ll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.”

  • Karsten

    Manos reference! Love it. Torgo is possibly the most awesome character ever.

    “There is no way out of here. It’ll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.”

  • Alex

    One of the characters in the game, Curtis’ best friend Trevor, is openly gay, and it is later revealed Curtis harbors feelings for him, leading to a thwarted (and long foreshadowed) kiss between the two late in the game…..

    Taken from Wikipedia…. Where was that scene in the review?

  • Alex

    One of the characters in the game, Curtis’ best friend Trevor, is openly gay, and it is later revealed Curtis harbors feelings for him, leading to a thwarted (and long foreshadowed) kiss between the two late in the game…..

    Taken from Wikipedia…. Where was that scene in the review?

  • Alex

    One of the characters in the game, Curtis’ best friend Trevor, is openly gay, and it is later revealed Curtis harbors feelings for him, leading to a thwarted (and long foreshadowed) kiss between the two late in the game…..

    Taken from Wikipedia…. Where was that scene in the review?

  • Maniac

    So far I’m over halfway through the second hour and I’ve been dying laughing this whole time watching this. I’m so glad this site exists. I really missed out on those old cd-rom games. The only one I have played is Star Trek Borg.

    What kind of bookstore do you have that sells these terriffic old games? I want a place like that here!

    Oh and c’mon, censorship? C’mon man, show it!

  • Maniac

    So far I’m over halfway through the second hour and I’ve been dying laughing this whole time watching this. I’m so glad this site exists. I really missed out on those old cd-rom games. The only one I have played is Star Trek Borg.

    What kind of bookstore do you have that sells these terriffic old games? I want a place like that here!

    Oh and c’mon, censorship? C’mon man, show it!

  • Maniac

    So far I’m over halfway through the second hour and I’ve been dying laughing this whole time watching this. I’m so glad this site exists. I really missed out on those old cd-rom games. The only one I have played is Star Trek Borg.

    What kind of bookstore do you have that sells these terriffic old games? I want a place like that here!

    Oh and c’mon, censorship? C’mon man, show it!

  • Mousey

    Loved that Chasing Amy reference… now that I’ve seen that flick.

  • Mousey

    Loved that Chasing Amy reference… now that I’ve seen that flick.

  • Mousey

    Loved that Chasing Amy reference… now that I’ve seen that flick.

  • Sigma

    Phantasmagoria! A puzzle of flesh!!!

    Is this what normal people live like? I’ve never seen a live normal person.

  • Sigma

    Phantasmagoria! A puzzle of flesh!!!

    Is this what normal people live like? I’ve never seen a live normal person.

  • Sigma

    Phantasmagoria! A puzzle of flesh!!!

    Is this what normal people live like? I’ve never seen a live normal person.

  • Carbiner

    Fruit loops and cheerios!

  • Carbiner

    Fruit loops and cheerios!

  • Carbiner

    Fruit loops and cheerios!

  • Lindsay

    Gotta love Phantasmagoria’s sensitive depiction of mental illness.

  • Lindsay

    Gotta love Phantasmagoria’s sensitive depiction of mental illness.

  • Lindsay

    Gotta love Phantasmagoria’s sensitive depiction of mental illness.

  • Rmaggedyn

    Torgo!

  • Rmaggedyn

    Torgo!

  • Rmaggedyn

    Torgo!

  • humanist

    “Did you hear that? That was the sound of a plot point dropping like a 500-pound bomb.”

    Got to be one of the awesomest lines in this entire review. Maybe even second best. And since I like to riff on movies, books, and tv shows too, I know it’s one I’ll be using in future.

    Ahh, and so ends the saga of the Dreaming Tree waiter’s valiant efforts to balance the restaurant’s accounts. If the above line is one of the best in the review, those account-balancing commentary were among the best sequences of the review, right on up there with the grand finale.

  • humanist

    “Did you hear that? That was the sound of a plot point dropping like a 500-pound bomb.”

    Got to be one of the awesomest lines in this entire review. Maybe even second best. And since I like to riff on movies, books, and tv shows too, I know it’s one I’ll be using in future.

    Ahh, and so ends the saga of the Dreaming Tree waiter’s valiant efforts to balance the restaurant’s accounts. If the above line is one of the best in the review, those account-balancing commentary were among the best sequences of the review, right on up there with the grand finale.

  • ToketsuKitsune

    Hey spoony had a random moment singing the song from the opening to Bill & Ted.

  • ToketsuKitsune

    Hey spoony had a random moment singing the song from the opening to Bill & Ted.

  • Byrd

    Friggin’ hilarious, Spoony. Never have hours of interminably boring gameplay been so entertaining.

    PHANTASMAGORIA!!

  • Byrd

    Friggin’ hilarious, Spoony. Never have hours of interminably boring gameplay been so entertaining.

    PHANTASMAGORIA!!

  • Byrd

    Friggin’ hilarious, Spoony. Never have hours of interminably boring gameplay been so entertaining.

    PHANTASMAGORIA!!

  • Ensiferum

    “Doctor Who bedsheets.”
    I can’t stop laughing, haha.

  • Ensiferum

    “Doctor Who bedsheets.”
    I can’t stop laughing, haha.

  • Ensiferum

    “Doctor Who bedsheets.”
    I can’t stop laughing, haha.

  • Jouzze

    Hmm, the waiter in the S&M club looked cinda like the one in the Dream Tree. Interesting.

  • Jouzze

    Hmm, the waiter in the S&M club looked cinda like the one in the Dream Tree. Interesting.

  • Jouzze

    Hmm, the waiter in the S&M club looked cinda like the one in the Dream Tree. Interesting.

  • Sigma

    I just noticed that the bouncer goes between having and not having glasses.

  • Sigma

    I just noticed that the bouncer goes between having and not having glasses.

  • Sigma

    I just noticed that the bouncer goes between having and not having glasses.

  • ThePotatoKing

    “Disco dance! disco dance!”
    The mentally ill are always good for a laugh or two (or as many times as you can click on them).

  • ThePotatoKing

    “Disco dance! disco dance!”
    The mentally ill are always good for a laugh or two (or as many times as you can click on them).

  • ThePotatoKing

    “Disco dance! disco dance!”
    The mentally ill are always good for a laugh or two (or as many times as you can click on them).

  • ThePotatoKing

    I don’t think the developers understood the meaning of “psychological horror”…

  • ThePotatoKing

    I don’t think the developers understood the meaning of “psychological horror”…

  • ThePotatoKing

    I don’t think the developers understood the meaning of “psychological horror”…

  • BruderSeth

    MUAAAAAAH! WIPE OUT!

    great :D

  • BruderSeth

    MUAAAAAAH! WIPE OUT!

    great :D

  • BruderSeth

    MUAAAAAAH! WIPE OUT!

    great :D

  • BruderSeth

    oh and Pantera-Songs are not about gore :D
    .. and Death Magnetic rocks ;)

  • BruderSeth

    oh and Pantera-Songs are not about gore :D
    .. and Death Magnetic rocks ;)

  • BruderSeth

    oh and Pantera-Songs are not about gore :D
    .. and Death Magnetic rocks ;)

  • gandalfporn

    “Do you have a wrench I could borrow?”
    “I heard you Curtis.”
    “I wet your pants…I'm not sure how.”
    “TECH SUPPORT!” (I have to say I love how many witty tie ins to my favorite movies you do in this series)

    Strangely I wanna play this game more and more.

    I love the bit with you reading the emails HAHA!
    The De Javu bit was great
    The insane asylum could be a game itself!
    The ramones bit was awesome

  • gandalfporn

    “Do you have a wrench I could borrow?”
    “I heard you Curtis.”
    “I wet your pants…I'm not sure how.”
    “TECH SUPPORT!” (I have to say I love how many witty tie ins to my favorite movies you do in this series)

    Strangely I wanna play this game more and more.

    I love the bit with you reading the emails HAHA!
    The De Javu bit was great
    The insane asylum could be a game itself!
    The ramones bit was awesome

  • eaglefalcon

    DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE!!! im speechless ><

  • http://twitter.com/AquaDizzle Aqua Marie Dizzle

    LMAO this is great. The Michael Jackson joke annoyed me but this is still hillarious!

  • neoatg

    Curtis my man your just now seeking help wow. God spoony how your able to this funny is just amazing.

  • http://racattackforce.wordpress.com/ Racattack_Force

    That insane dude that was talking about disco and pizza…I'm still catching my breath after that. That man really does need his own show.

  • delo480

    At 50:01 he does the “no no” song, and I know it's from MST3K, but I can't remember which one. Anyone remember?

  • http://twitter.com/Daimo_Mac Chris Mckerracher

    Started watch this LP series and liking it, but I gotta wonder, (being Canadian myself) what prompted the Harper joke? I mean I am all for it and I laughed, I am just curious why make him a target.

    Excellent episode though.

  • The_Hyphenator

    Ah, somebody already beat me to the Ed Gein/John Wayne Gacy observation. Ah, well, I probably shouldn't be looking for opportunities to flaunt my knowledge of serial killers, anyway. Makes the norms look at me funny…

    On another note “I heard that, Curtis!” hasn't stopped being funny yet. Maybe after another hour.

  • KaitBunny

    “It'll be DARK soon!”

  • KaitBunny

    People talking about their mothers, latent homosexual feelings, and curiosity torwards S&M.

    PHANTASMAGORIA!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Carroll/100000471709390 Patrick Carroll

      funny sounds like a clerks sequel to me

  • Creepy Panda Guy

    “Fiver! No!”
    So Few People Make “Watership Down” References.
    Great Video.

  • SisyphusFalls

    Spoony, you're my hero. I haven't ever played the games but listening to your commentary is one of the most entertaining things I've heard in a while. Please… don't let this ever end… we haven't even gotten our taco salads yet…

    Onto Hour 4! Woohoo!

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    LMAO! You totally call this game amazing well.

    “Don't hang up on me!”

    *One second later*

    “Don't hang up on me!”

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    He found the Janitor's closet.

    I know a way he could use the screwdriver, directly from a game “Quest for Glory”… SHOW IT UP YOUR NOSE TRYING TO LEARN LOCKPICKING!

    “His name is Mike” *facedesk*

    The rat is the bodiment of all of evil… ok not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nillyh Nilly Hawkins

    I hate it when the script Twilights out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/amedeus8 Nick Gotshall

    You know, it's been bugging me since the first video, but I think I've finally got it – he looks like Kevin Costner crossed with Ed Helms.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Siddle/1817380050 Jason Siddle

    You're wrong about one thing Spoony.

    “I heard that Curtis!” NEVER gets old.

    • http://www.facebook.com/supergeek2004 Craig Pierrot

      …and STILL doesn’t! ;~D

      But one thing, Spoony. I see you using that line again in recent reviews, and, while you’re using it well, you’re not doing the accent and so it loses a lot of it’s comedy. You’re just saying or shouting, in a normal voice, “I heard that, Curtis,” and not, “I heeeeeeeard that, Curtisss!” in a really high-pitched almost Cobra Commander like voice or “I heard that, Curtis” in a really dark and evil voice or something. And IDK…it’s just not as funny delivered totally deadpan like you’ve been doing lately.

  • wingzero850

    i think there was a doctor phil episode were the mother did dress him up as a girl

  • mrk1976

    At the end of the video, where you have the Joey Fatone audio saying “Disco dance, disco dance, disco dance!,” you should superimpose it with the video of the three guys dancing outside the club.

  • mrk1976

    At the end of this video, where you have the Joey Fatone audio of “Disco dance, disco dance, disco dance,” you should superimpose over it the video of the three guys dancing outside the club.

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    edit: never mind

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Ringrose/100000476046324 Adam Ringrose

    I heard that, Curtis!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Ringrose/100000476046324 Adam Ringrose

    I heard that, Curtis!

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.nick Daniel Nick

    “Joey” is my favorite character in this entire game, hands down.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, why keep to yourself? Go nuts!

    NO WAIT!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/RTRicharii Richard Richardson

    I want to say this particular video is some of Spoony’s best work. I don’t care whatever anyone says- even Spoony himself!

  • Anonymous

    What the hell…did Spoony just make a Canadian political reference? Steven Harper?? I’m impressed…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V5ZM5CALK4VDH4H55S7FQDT6OA Shayne Reece
  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V5ZM5CALK4VDH4H55S7FQDT6OA Shayne Reece

    DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE DISCO DANCE

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Y2I22GEGOFC444SXRCMJ6K2YIM Cheryl Z

    Okay, can someone explain to me why the hot blondes are madly in love with Curtis?

    Is it his sparkling personality? Or the fact that he lives alone with a rat? I don’t remember Willard getting a lot of tail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Mcemrys/1457343291 Alexander Mcemrys

      The only thing left that could explain it would be his stunningly average looks and bland, repetitive wardrobe!

      • Scirocco

        by god, that has to be it!

      • Randy Figueroa

        That or the fact that he is secretly insane and they can sense it,women are attracted to the craziest guys I tell ya!

      • Randy Figueroa

        That or the fact that he is secretly insane and they can sense it,women are attracted to the craziest guys I tell ya!

      • Randy Figueroa

        That or the fact that he is secretly insane and they can sense it,women are attracted to the craziest guys I tell ya!

    • Anonymous

      It’s because the writer for this was desperately trying to go for the surreal atmosphere of Jacob’s Ladder, and for a multitude of reasons the execution failed.

    • harggggg

      Women love murderers, they are so misunderstood…

    • RobinAdams78

      I’d guess Jocelyn was looking for somebody safe, stable and dependable, and thought she’d found that in boring old Curtis. Therese gets off on having power over people, and thinks playing with Curtis’ feelings and breaking up him and Jocelyn would be fun.

  • http://compsandtech.blogspot.com/ HanukkaHarry

    I’ve watched all of the Phantasmagoria 2 videos 2 or 3 times, and only now did I just get the water cooler joke :P.

  • AntoineCool

    “I heard that, Curtis!” That joke just doesn’t get old. Every time I hear it, I spontaniously laugh for a minute. Spoony, you truly have a good sense of humour.

  • AntoineCool

    “I heard that, Curtis!” That joke just doesn’t get old. Every time I hear it, I spontaniously laugh for a minute. Spoony, you truly have a good sense of humour.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

    Hey Spoony, in answer to your question in the 17th minute: if it’s a person, it’s hanged. If it’s a hat or a coat or anything that isn’t a person (except talking about a certain part of the body), it’s hung

  • http://www.facebook.com/matt.hollard Matt Hollard

    Gonna be the 1000th person who says this, but Spoony? Making a reference to Canadian politics? Whodathunk.

  • Anonymous

    That couch sounds really uncomfortable…

    I like how even Crazy Curtis had to stare at the Random Dancers as they went prancing by with a “What the fuck…?” look on his face. I don’t think those guys were even supposed to be in the scene. They just came in dancing from nowhere and they just decided to leave the shot in for some reason. “Do you drink to deal with the ugly truth?” Who the hell asks questions like that?

    By the way, I want to know why the computer flashes the word “hecatomb” at Curtis – what does an ancient Greek ritual sacrifice of 100 cattle to Athena have to do with anything?

  • Anonymous

    That couch sounds really uncomfortable…

    I like how even Crazy Curtis had to stare at the Random Dancers as they went prancing by with a “What the fuck…?” look on his face. I don’t think those guys were even supposed to be in the scene. They just came in dancing from nowhere and they just decided to leave the shot in for some reason. “Do you drink to deal with the ugly truth?” Who the hell asks questions like that?

    By the way, I want to know why the computer flashes the word “hecatomb” at Curtis – what does an ancient Greek ritual sacrifice of 100 cattle to Athena have to do with anything?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=716371395 Borgþór Jónsson

    I don’t know if anyone picked up on this yet but Therese’s accent is actually Icelandic. She seems to be trying to hide it somewhat but it just shines through.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1364850328 Ed Roebuck- Jones

    i LOVE all the office space references!!

    • Anders Dalgren

      I know right… did Curtis ever finish his TPS reports?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1364850328 Ed Roebuck- Jones

    i LOVE all the office space references!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/werebunny131 Laura Burkhardt

    “All my life, I’ve wanted to fly…”

    Why does that get stuck in my head?! Awesome vid. =^-^=

  • http://profiles.google.com/werebunny131 Laura Burkhardt

    “All my life, I’ve wanted to fly…”

    Why does that get stuck in my head?! Awesome vid. =^-^=

  • http://www.facebook.com/kylejlevesque Kyle Levesque

    I wonder if Spoony can grow a beard like Trevor…  A couple extention cords… awesome self-reference Halloween costume!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Scuderi/515370810 Timothy Scuderi

      He did in his Spoony Snob review of Zombie 5 but it was the same color as his skin. Sucks for him

  • http://twitter.com/PJStivers Patrick John Stivers

    Curtis was a Little Monster before Gaga made it popular.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000313140897 Kira Alvis

    I get scared EXTREMELY easily. When the box of Bob’s stuff started having blood drip from it, I out scared. I know I’m ashamed of myself. But the only reason why I could watch through it was Spoony’s singing. That’s the only reason.

    Oh, Spoony, you have a lovely voice.

    • Anonymous

      I’m the exact same way.  This game actually scared me- that’s how easily scared I am.  Spoony’s awesomeness made it bearable :)

    • Anonymous

       The funny thing is, the game actually does succeed at times at creating a horrific atmosphere. It’s just everything else that sucks about it ends up shattering what few good moments it has, making you unable to enjoy them!

  • Randy Figueroa

    Disco dance,disco dance! lol so funny. I heard that curtis! lol never gets old man

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Platten/100000439331917 Michael Platten

    I think with you talking about ducks you are trying to overcome your anatidaephobia.

  • http://profiles.google.com/dan.doel Dan Doel

    TekWar? Why do I own TekWar?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Hiers/100000523827311 Bill Hiers

    “Remember when the Umbrella Corporation nuked Raccoon City? I mean, how did they get away with that?”

    They didn’t. Nuke it, that is. Or get away with anything. In the movies where they’re unbelievably powerful, yeah, but in the games not only was the city nuked by the military on presidential authority with no involvement from Umbrella that I’m aware of, but the company took full blame for the entire thing and was brought down not long after.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=4930698 Meagan Logsdon

    Fiver, no!

    After reading through all the comments, I can safely say that I am the first one to catch the Watership Down reference.  One of my favorite books.

    Phantasmagoria (with commentary by Spoony): Best.  Ab workout.  Ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813118664 Reza Stephen Lustig

    I think the counselling scene illustrates the reason Spoony shouldn’t take up psychiatry; he’s still the MAYUNN though ;)

  • Johnny Davlin

    to answer your question spoony, a person is “hanged” during a lynching. in every other instance you’d use “hung” however.

  • Anonymous

    I would love Doctor Who bedsheets..

    • Inkpress00

      I’m pretty sure you can get them customizable… somewhere online. Nevermind, I’m just BSing.

  • http://twitter.com/BarbieLove13 Jazmyn Perez

    Lol “I Heard That Curtis” best line ever :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    “Wow, he shoved that toolbox UP HIS ASS!”

    I broke out in uncontrollable fits of laughter, in public, after hearing that. Brilliant.

  • Anonymous

    “I heard that, Curtis!”

    Never, ever gets old.

    • Anonymous

      I came to the comments to post this exact comment.

      • http://www.facebook.com/supergeek2004 Craig Pierrot

        And I came to the comments to update it. ;~)

  • Anonymous

    with those emails; peter sutcliffe was a killer nutcase too, the yorkshire ripper. Maybe hes in the wrong fmv? should have been argueing with Walken 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TKEVM5CNY2JXIM7PEP6IIZSTBE Erika

    “Disco dance! Disco dance!”  LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LRFDJX2DULLD4AQR7WFPHXR73E Psycho-BoB

    When you are focusing on the people hanging someone, it’s hanged (They hanged him on tuesday) while if you focus on the victim it’s hung (He was hung on tuesday).

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/HHCO56DAZ3VPKUK2JBJLDFBVXY Kyler

    can you make a lets play phantasmagoria 1

  • http://twitter.com/BillHiers Bill Hiers

    Was that the Dreaming Tree waiter who served Curtis his drink at the club…?

    • sasa asasa

      Yes, it was.

      • Inkpress00

        I never got that. So, he has a job at a fairly nice bistro, I would assume tips are decent and business is pretty good (what with all of those receipts) and then he says, “I’m going to take a second job. I know, how about that one skeevy S&M bar downtown, the one that no one ever seems to clean and that constantly has flash mobs appearing in front of it?” He could probably just apply for a job as a cop and they would hire him, it’s not like the force is overstaffed or anything.
        Games are weird, man.

  • Zack Lucard

    that made me laugh when he started dialling bob lol.

  • heifag

    I really LOVE you, Spoony, and I’m not even gay. But in this video, you’re anoying as fuck, I’m sorry. You literally make a one-liner for EVERY phrase characters say in the videos, and pretty weird and pointless ones, too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Smooker/100001851743299 Ben Smooker

       IE…you didn’t get the jokes.

  • goatnas

    Dude, I have to give you some major fucking props for sticking it to Stephen Harper, that dude’s a sucka. You the man, Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Edmund-Christopher-Scrivens/542556368 Edmund Christopher Scrivens

    I think Curtis must have Guybrush Threepwood’s pants, that’s the only way I can explain how he gets into his apartment without carrying the toolbox

  • Strelnikov

    Spoony, Ed Gein didn’t wear clown makeup; that was John Wayne Gacy.

    Gein was the farmer who made women suits and was the inspiration for Norman Bates in “Psycho.”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HCRORI5R5YQHD4BQQL3KEKCFZE Zebracorn

       Wrong on that account. He made no woman suits. The most he made was masks. A list of what was discovered in his home:
       
      Four nosesWhole human bones and fragmentsNine masks of human skinBowls made from human skullsTen female heads with the tops sawn offHuman skin covering several chair seatsMary Hogan’s head in a paper bagBernice Worden’s head in a burlap sackNine vulvae in a shoe boxA belt made from female human nipplesSkulls on his bedpostsA pair of lips on a draw string for a window-shadeA lampshade made from the skin from a human face
      If anything, it seems he was an inspiration for the awesome instruments (Jokingly speaking) from “From Dusk Til Dawn”. Though the rumors that spread and his attachment to his mother (All the corpses he dug up reminded him of her) Definitely did inspire psycho.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Durand/100000584047337 Dan Durand

         He was also the inspiration for Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    • Driscol

      oh somebody beat me too it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dennis-Henderson/100000450004141 Dennis Henderson

    LOL “she used to hit me with it…” “Oh shit! she did!”

  • Joakim Arnt Holmen

    Hahaha, the Dr. Phil-part…. Priceless!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/NTFREIUJ7BMCVL6MTN3ZZOYBJU Tj

    LMAO! At Stephen Harper’s campaign headquarters!

  • WeylandYutani

    I think Spoony missed something here.. the same guy from the Dreaming Tree served drinks at Borderline.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.blauw Jim Blauw

    “I heard that, Curtis.” Every time it made me laugh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nightshift10000 Daniel Johnson

    Joesph Manderly- The Character From Deus Ex who ran UNATCO? WHAT!

    • saibot216

      I was about to say that!

  • LeoMoon

    First fucking minute of this and I’m in stitches!

  • Amanda Rive

    I actually thought that Curtis’ reactions to the hallucinations were pretty legit for the most part. You have to remember that the fear of losing his mind is fairly real to him even at this point in the story.

  • Driscol

    Ok I know this isn’t important but I have to say, Ed Gein was not the clown guy, he was the guy obsessed with this mother. John Wayne Gacy was the clown guy.
    “How about a balloon animal, pilgrim?”

  • http://twitter.com/Das_Bass Das_Bass

    Spoony was one word away from making a refinance to Pink Floyd: The Wall movie. The set up was perfect too if you know what part of the movie I mean.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathanotaku.elihu Jonathan Otaku Elihu

    You say Mortal Combat, I say megaman ZX music Lol XD.

    • http://www.facebook.com/danielle.n.payne Danielle Payne

      It sounded EXACTLY like Gutsman’s stage in MegaMan powered up right at the beginning!

  • http://twitter.com/VaultsOfExtoth Pope Hamimi the 4th

    Just re-watching this and didn’t realise you didn’t pick up on the other serial killer in the password protected files. There was Ed Gein, but the other guy was Peter Sutcliffe, aka the Yorkshire Ripper!

  • Zipper Dragon

    6:45
    Well The Spoony Experiment IS terrible XD

  • saibot216

    I’m still looking for the door to John Malkovich’s head in my office. No luck so far, but then again, I am the Trevor of the office.

  • Joaquamil Ph Antom

    Isn’t the the “seth roganish” old lady the same actress who played the cleaning hag from the first phantasmagoria?

  • Akim Vasiliev

    My favorite line is “My identity just came apart like …. dust in the wind, dude”.

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