Let’s Play Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh (Hour 2)

The Spoony One | Nov 11 2008 | more notation(s) | 

Curtis is a little shaken up over his latest demonic experience, so he and Gay Spoony head over to Chotchkies for some extreme fajitas. But what’s this? Has Bastard Bob struck again and locked the Pensky File?

  • DM1293

    (After 44 minutes in)

    Yes Noah…that WAS a condom in the drawer apparently. Im going to go die laughing over here.

  • DM1293

    (After 44 minutes in)

    Yes Noah…that WAS a condom in the drawer apparently. Im going to go die laughing over here.

  • DM1293

    (After 44 minutes in)

    Yes Noah…that WAS a condom in the drawer apparently. Im going to go die laughing over here.

  • Hichcoot

    Great ´´review“ im just starting watching your videos and they are hilarious

    By the way have you ever tought on making this same kind of review on any Monkey Island(specially 3 or 4)

  • Hichcoot

    Great ´´review“ im just starting watching your videos and they are hilarious

    By the way have you ever tought on making this same kind of review on any Monkey Island(specially 3 or 4)

  • Hichcoot

    Great ´´review“ im just starting watching your videos and they are hilarious

    By the way have you ever tought on making this same kind of review on any Monkey Island(specially 3 or 4)

  • Waype

    dont take this personally but

    “you look like the AVGN”

    LOL
    man you rock

  • Waype

    dont take this personally but

    “you look like the AVGN”

    LOL
    man you rock

  • Waype

    dont take this personally but

    “you look like the AVGN”

    LOL
    man you rock

  • Jacob

    “alright world of warcraft…..LETS DANCE!” friggin brilliant, thanks for the laughs man

  • Jacob

    “alright world of warcraft…..LETS DANCE!” friggin brilliant, thanks for the laughs man

  • Jacob

    “alright world of warcraft…..LETS DANCE!” friggin brilliant, thanks for the laughs man

  • goodyfun

    That’s funny what you said about the rat getting the wallet back. My rat actually is very helpful at finding things that get lost under the couch! Rats are easier to teach things to then human three-year-olds. They also come when you call, so no bait is needed to get them from under the couch.

  • goodyfun

    That’s funny what you said about the rat getting the wallet back. My rat actually is very helpful at finding things that get lost under the couch! Rats are easier to teach things to then human three-year-olds. They also come when you call, so no bait is needed to get them from under the couch.

  • goodyfun

    That’s funny what you said about the rat getting the wallet back. My rat actually is very helpful at finding things that get lost under the couch! Rats are easier to teach things to then human three-year-olds. They also come when you call, so no bait is needed to get them from under the couch.

  • danz0r

    Interesting Note: The “I’m so happy i could just shit” line is borrowed from the game Police Quest, another game by Sierra Entertainment.

  • danz0r

    Interesting Note: The “I’m so happy i could just shit” line is borrowed from the game Police Quest, another game by Sierra Entertainment.

  • danz0r

    Interesting Note: The “I’m so happy i could just shit” line is borrowed from the game Police Quest, another game by Sierra Entertainment.

  • BG-0

    “How am I going to send a resume and a dismembered human corpse if I don’t know their email address”
    ….
    How are you anyways going to send a corpse and goat’s blood via email? :D Doing that often?

    Aaanyways, love your vids, have been watching them 2-8 AM now. Yes, I don’t have a life. Yes, I have something else to do, but it is studying, and I don’t have money to get my books for that.

  • BG-0

    “How am I going to send a resume and a dismembered human corpse if I don’t know their email address”
    ….
    How are you anyways going to send a corpse and goat’s blood via email? :D Doing that often?

    Aaanyways, love your vids, have been watching them 2-8 AM now. Yes, I don’t have a life. Yes, I have something else to do, but it is studying, and I don’t have money to get my books for that.

  • BG-0

    “How am I going to send a resume and a dismembered human corpse if I don’t know their email address”
    ….
    How are you anyways going to send a corpse and goat’s blood via email? :D Doing that often?

    Aaanyways, love your vids, have been watching them 2-8 AM now. Yes, I don’t have a life. Yes, I have something else to do, but it is studying, and I don’t have money to get my books for that.

  • Somebloke

    One note that’s not picked up on this video is that there is a ‘creepy’ message from curtis’s dead father in the emails but was immidiatly skipped in the video.

  • Somebloke

    One note that’s not picked up on this video is that there is a ‘creepy’ message from curtis’s dead father in the emails but was immidiatly skipped in the video.

  • Somebloke

    One note that’s not picked up on this video is that there is a ‘creepy’ message from curtis’s dead father in the emails but was immidiatly skipped in the video.

  • Tigro

    Interestin Note #2: The last mission in SWAT 4 takes place in a some research lab in THRESHOLD Mountain ave.

  • Tigro

    Interestin Note #2: The last mission in SWAT 4 takes place in a some research lab in THRESHOLD Mountain ave.

  • Tigro

    Interestin Note #2: The last mission in SWAT 4 takes place in a some research lab in THRESHOLD Mountain ave.

  • Matroska

    HEY my exgirlfriend loved it when I made her sat down and watch me paint my Warhammer Army :P

  • Matroska

    HEY my exgirlfriend loved it when I made her sat down and watch me paint my Warhammer Army :P

  • Matroska

    HEY my exgirlfriend loved it when I made her sat down and watch me paint my Warhammer Army :P

  • Funster

    The waiter and receipt commentary is priceless.

  • Funster

    The waiter and receipt commentary is priceless.

  • RhythmRogue

    “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!”

    “Bob was doing aerobics naked and..UGJHJH”

    “Nobody deserved that.. except Bob.”

  • RhythmRogue

    “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!”

    “Bob was doing aerobics naked and..UGJHJH”

    “Nobody deserved that.. except Bob.”

  • RhythmRogue

    “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!”

    “Bob was doing aerobics naked and..UGJHJH”

    “Nobody deserved that.. except Bob.”

  • October Mermaid

    “I’m just gonna go listen to my flesh over there… You’ll probably hear it, too.”

    Ahahaha.

  • October Mermaid

    “I’m just gonna go listen to my flesh over there… You’ll probably hear it, too.”

    Ahahaha.

  • October Mermaid

    “I’m just gonna go listen to my flesh over there… You’ll probably hear it, too.”

    Ahahaha.

  • Ink

    XD this one is just full of chuckles. Gawd it’s good.
    You know….I can’t help but think about MYST as I watch this….It just comes up to my mind…
    Perhaps it’s the old frustrations as a seven year old (or something) attempting to play that game….never understood a thing and creeped the hell out of me…

  • Ink

    XD this one is just full of chuckles. Gawd it’s good.
    You know….I can’t help but think about MYST as I watch this….It just comes up to my mind…
    Perhaps it’s the old frustrations as a seven year old (or something) attempting to play that game….never understood a thing and creeped the hell out of me…

  • Ink

    XD this one is just full of chuckles. Gawd it’s good.
    You know….I can’t help but think about MYST as I watch this….It just comes up to my mind…
    Perhaps it’s the old frustrations as a seven year old (or something) attempting to play that game….never understood a thing and creeped the hell out of me…

  • Keroshino

    WTF was with those three dancing idiots outside the club?
    they just waltz on screen…swinging their arms like morons…then just waltz off…
    never to be spoken of ever…seriously WTF lol

  • Keroshino

    WTF was with those three dancing idiots outside the club?
    they just waltz on screen…swinging their arms like morons…then just waltz off…
    never to be spoken of ever…seriously WTF lol

  • Keroshino

    WTF was with those three dancing idiots outside the club?
    they just waltz on screen…swinging their arms like morons…then just waltz off…
    never to be spoken of ever…seriously WTF lol

  • Mr. Darkness

    lol nice Triple H reference in the mini office.

  • Mr. Darkness

    lol nice Triple H reference in the mini office.

  • Mr. Darkness

    lol nice Triple H reference in the mini office.

  • Rory K Chiverton (UK)

    Oh shit Spoony Geeza!! I got 23 mins in and was like I gotta go work, but then! “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit now. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!” I pissed myself, watched the rest of this before i had a shower, now I am late for work, SPOONYEXPERIMENT.COM, best late excuse ever!

    • reesescape01949

      your bosses neg repped you, brah

  • Rory K Chiverton (UK)

    Oh shit Spoony Geeza!! I got 23 mins in and was like I gotta go work, but then! “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit now. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!” I pissed myself, watched the rest of this before i had a shower, now I am late for work, SPOONYEXPERIMENT.COM, best late excuse ever!

  • Rory K Chiverton (UK)

    Oh shit Spoony Geeza!! I got 23 mins in and was like I gotta go work, but then! “Oh my god, Joslyn, head for the exit now. the ducks found me, I don’t know how but they found me!” I pissed myself, watched the rest of this before i had a shower, now I am late for work, SPOONYEXPERIMENT.COM, best late excuse ever!

  • haman

    “being john malcovich” references for the win!

  • haman

    “being john malcovich” references for the win!

  • haman

    “being john malcovich” references for the win!

  • Adoptedbarrel

    ” Everytime he walks past my cubicle he farts , he calls it a crop dusting ”

    That line made me burst out laughing.

  • Adoptedbarrel

    ” Everytime he walks past my cubicle he farts , he calls it a crop dusting ”

    That line made me burst out laughing.

  • Adoptedbarrel

    ” Everytime he walks past my cubicle he farts , he calls it a crop dusting ”

    That line made me burst out laughing.

  • http://girlbamf.livejournal.com/ Curious Reviewer

    I think I’m rewatching this LP for the third time and still, I’m laughing out loud. Great work!

    Uselss trivia: The animal tester Fritz Haarmann is a reference to a German serial murderer from around 1900. That’s… random.

  • http://girlbamf.livejournal.com/ Curious Reviewer

    I think I’m rewatching this LP for the third time and still, I’m laughing out loud. Great work!

    Uselss trivia: The animal tester Fritz Haarmann is a reference to a German serial murderer from around 1900. That’s… random.

  • http://girlbamf.livejournal.com/ Curious Reviewer

    I think I’m rewatching this LP for the third time and still, I’m laughing out loud. Great work!

    Uselss trivia: The animal tester Fritz Haarmann is a reference to a German serial murderer from around 1900. That’s… random.

  • OniYouji

    Wait, which version of this game are you playing? I mean, you talk a lot about things in Britain (i.e., Knightmare), and the UK version does automatically censor two or four violent scenes…the navel scene, for one.

    Not that it matters; your humor makes it twice the awesome. Now you need to do an iRiff. I’m sure if you try really hard, you can recreate your “The Thing” riff. That would be great.

  • OniYouji

    Wait, which version of this game are you playing? I mean, you talk a lot about things in Britain (i.e., Knightmare), and the UK version does automatically censor two or four violent scenes…the navel scene, for one.

    Not that it matters; your humor makes it twice the awesome. Now you need to do an iRiff. I’m sure if you try really hard, you can recreate your “The Thing” riff. That would be great.

  • OniYouji

    Wait, which version of this game are you playing? I mean, you talk a lot about things in Britain (i.e., Knightmare), and the UK version does automatically censor two or four violent scenes…the navel scene, for one.

    Not that it matters; your humor makes it twice the awesome. Now you need to do an iRiff. I’m sure if you try really hard, you can recreate your “The Thing” riff. That would be great.

  • humanist

    I like how Youtube made you censor the sex scene in this one (presumably because it contained nudity), but let you retain all the gore and the swearing—although trying to censor the latter brings to mind the Terry Pratchett line about installing smoke detectors in Hell.

    It’s not that I give (much of) a care one way or another about any of the three; I just think it’s interesting to consider which ones Youtube found too inappropriate and which it didn’t and what that says about our priorities as a culture.

  • humanist

    I like how Youtube made you censor the sex scene in this one (presumably because it contained nudity), but let you retain all the gore and the swearing—although trying to censor the latter brings to mind the Terry Pratchett line about installing smoke detectors in Hell.

    It’s not that I give (much of) a care one way or another about any of the three; I just think it’s interesting to consider which ones Youtube found too inappropriate and which it didn’t and what that says about our priorities as a culture.

  • humanist

    I like how Youtube made you censor the sex scene in this one (presumably because it contained nudity), but let you retain all the gore and the swearing—although trying to censor the latter brings to mind the Terry Pratchett line about installing smoke detectors in Hell.

    It’s not that I give (much of) a care one way or another about any of the three; I just think it’s interesting to consider which ones Youtube found too inappropriate and which it didn’t and what that says about our priorities as a culture.

  • Admiral Awesome

    I love how Curtis and Trevor’s entire conversation in the Dreaming Tree is drowned out for the waiter’s thoughts XD

  • Admiral Awesome

    I love how Curtis and Trevor’s entire conversation in the Dreaming Tree is drowned out for the waiter’s thoughts XD

  • Admiral Awesome

    I love how Curtis and Trevor’s entire conversation in the Dreaming Tree is drowned out for the waiter’s thoughts XD

  • Somewhat

    Interdimensional aliens who are hoping to find eternal youth by jumping into another man’s consciousness? I know it’s been forever since this was posted, and there’s no point in me guessing the end, but DAMN IT! I’m gonna! Spoony, you rock.

  • Somewhat

    Interdimensional aliens who are hoping to find eternal youth by jumping into another man’s consciousness? I know it’s been forever since this was posted, and there’s no point in me guessing the end, but DAMN IT! I’m gonna! Spoony, you rock.

  • Somewhat

    Interdimensional aliens who are hoping to find eternal youth by jumping into another man’s consciousness? I know it’s been forever since this was posted, and there’s no point in me guessing the end, but DAMN IT! I’m gonna! Spoony, you rock.

  • RJD

    Victory, Bob!

    Hahaha

  • RJD

    Victory, Bob!

    Hahaha

  • Jer

    aww man i gotta say if you ever wanna be creepy say “I want to be your prom date” it’s GUARANTEED to work

  • Jer

    aww man i gotta say if you ever wanna be creepy say “I want to be your prom date” it’s GUARANTEED to work

  • Jer

    aww man i gotta say if you ever wanna be creepy say “I want to be your prom date” it’s GUARANTEED to work

  • Adam Caulfield

    Please stop making reviews they split my sides so much that my doctor says one more may kill me, But damn they are to funny to resist.

    Duh Duh Duh… look it’s gay spoony to the resscue!

  • Adam Caulfield

    Please stop making reviews they split my sides so much that my doctor says one more may kill me, But damn they are to funny to resist.

    Duh Duh Duh… look it’s gay spoony to the resscue!

  • Adam Caulfield

    Please stop making reviews they split my sides so much that my doctor says one more may kill me, But damn they are to funny to resist.

    Duh Duh Duh… look it’s gay spoony to the resscue!

  • Mr. Jingles

    “…the place where dreams are made!”

    And then it turned out to be Chotchkies. Awesome.

  • Mr. Jingles

    “…the place where dreams are made!”

    And then it turned out to be Chotchkies. Awesome.

  • Mr. Jingles

    “…the place where dreams are made!”

    And then it turned out to be Chotchkies. Awesome.

  • Bertram

    Hey man, the warhammer-comment was harsh.
    Especially considering that I pretty much love watching your videos while PAINTING WARHAMMER-FIGURES :)

  • Bertram

    Hey man, the warhammer-comment was harsh.
    Especially considering that I pretty much love watching your videos while PAINTING WARHAMMER-FIGURES :)

  • Bertram

    Hey man, the warhammer-comment was harsh.
    Especially considering that I pretty much love watching your videos while PAINTING WARHAMMER-FIGURES :)

  • Dave

    I laughed as when spoony made that Newman impression!!

  • Dave

    I laughed as when spoony made that Newman impression!!

  • Dave

    I laughed as when spoony made that Newman impression!!

  • http://formyfriendscj.weebly.com/ Charles Adkins

    heh…..i noticed the condom is gone at 43:52………Was it His sex with with his girlfriend, or Satan’s sex with blob? Find out in Phantasmagoria 3: A Puzzle that’s pointless and usually leads to a bullshit ending!

  • http://formyfriendscj.weebly.com/ Charles Adkins

    heh…..i noticed the condom is gone at 43:52………Was it His sex with with his girlfriend, or Satan’s sex with blob? Find out in Phantasmagoria 3: A Puzzle that’s pointless and usually leads to a bullshit ending!

  • http://formyfriendscj.weebly.com/ Charles Adkins

    heh…..i noticed the condom is gone at 43:52………Was it His sex with with his girlfriend, or Satan’s sex with blob? Find out in Phantasmagoria 3: A Puzzle that’s pointless and usually leads to a bullshit ending!

  • SethSmith1989

    Cutting out the sex scene to see you, eating the popcorn looking smug, made me laugh out loud,
    i love your way of blending mst3k to these FMV games, it makes me smile every time.
    keep up the good work mate!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Frank-McFarland/1492932865 Frank McFarland

    I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Frank-McFarland/1492932865 Frank McFarland

    I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

  • seepo1456

    saving throw! use a saving throw!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/MattSki.whostolemyname Matthew E. Milcznski

    I'd like to formally request the Phantasmagoria collection on DVD. I know it's not feasible for copyright reasons, but I don't care. Request formalized.

  • Robstermd

    I agree. I've watched this thing 2 times already. And I'm watching it for the 3rd time now

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacob.blackburn.752 Jacob Blackburn

      8th time over here. seriously though, if spoony was able to turn these reviews into dvds for sale, id be all like “JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!”

  • dumuh

    Oh yeah just tell a possible suspect everything about the crime scene, that will be a really good cover when he explains it to everyone he knows.

  • Cepums

    I laughed for five minutes straight at “I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate.”

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    *nothing happens*…PHANTASMAGORIA!!!

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Yes, go talk about you screwing up your work BUT NOT ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER WANTING TO KILL YOU!

    Why does he not notify anyone that he got an email from HELL.

    Disc swap, the clean version of “Activate the shitstorm or quit.”

    *Evil echo voice* You are watching it because you have a thing for rats.

    Even his rat is going evil on him.

    Flax capasitors. “Sir! The quantium crystals can't take any more of this!”

    He is snooping as usual.

  • godzillaexpert

    I'm waiting for the Sequel that Bob's Actor was talking about! PHANTASMAGORIA 3: BOB'S REVENGE!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sidney-H-Le/1351751397 Sidney H Le

    It's not just you. I want Sliders back, too.

  • apollyna

    I FORGOT TO TIVO SMALLVILLE!

    God that made me laugh so hard.

    Hooked on Spoony!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Javier-Andres-Solarte-Torres/533792827 Javier Andres Solarte Torres

    the waitress and his paper work damn…jajajajaja

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley

    Aww man, I was waiting for the James Rolfe reference!

  • crnrdfox

    “I'll.. uhh, go liseten to my flesh over here. In fact, you'll probably be able to hear it too.” *fap noises* lmao

  • crnrdfox

    “I’ll.. uhh, go liseten to my flesh over here. In fact, you’ll probably be able to hear it too.” *fap noises* lmao

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.nick Daniel Nick

    I love when Curtis pops around the corner to tell Bob that his file is missing and it makes that PEWWWwwwwwww noise like he just teleported around the corner instead. XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    Blade Runner reference! <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brett-Middleton/999994085 Brett Middleton

    I lul’d at the popcorn eating scene, haha, spoony you’re a god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jnieminen Janne Nieminen

    The joke about Satan using Curtis’ bathroom cracks me up everytime. It sounds like Spoony also cracked up while he recorded that line.

  • Anonymous

    I’m disappointed that he didn’t read the email from Curtis’s father. But besides that, great stuff.

  • Anonymous

    Did anyone read that menu? Apparently, breakfast comes with Bug Powder upon request, the malt are guaranteed monkey-free, and for wines they have red, white, and “that weird Pink stuff.” And it’s only 3 bucks, folks.

  • Anonymous

    Did anyone read that menu? Apparently, breakfast comes with Bug Powder upon request, the malt are guaranteed monkey-free, and for wines they have red, white, and “that weird Pink stuff.” And it’s only 3 bucks, folks.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RGFHXSV4BXSG5VQ7XUNY76CWMQ JAMES

    I’m currently watching through this “Let’s Play” for a second time. I’d forgotten about the hilarious “ducks” comment Spoony makes when Curtis stares into a corner of the restaurant. I was eating at the time and I came THIS close to choking to death (not really) lol. Spoony, you should have a health warning tatooed to your forehead lol.

    • Anonymous

      same here

    • Anonymous

      this my fourth

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    Thats how I am at the restaurant in a perpetual video loop lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    That would be the most awesome spam ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    She can crash the last remnants of my independence anytime time lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    A duck killed my entire family twice…they came back as zombies

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    Hi curtis…this is your rat…I am going to eat your brains

  • Anonymous

    incase anyone from the UK is wondering, a box cutter is a stanley knife.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

      Thank God you pointed that out, I thought it was some obscure fetish.

      I should probably be offended by your condescension, but then I remember that you call petrol ‘gas’ despite the fact that it’s a liquid.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, ha ha, it’s totally a liquid! Calling it “gas,” as though it were short for something like “gasoline,” boy are we dumb.

        • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

          Yeah that is pretty dumb. It’s called petrol!

          • Anonymous

            Funny that you mention them being called “Stanley Knives,” because the reason it’s called “gasoline” in America is because it was the brand name of a petroleum-based fuel product. Unlike “Vaseline” which originated during the same time, “Gasoline” was never registered, and I guess the name just stuck. Incidentally, “petrol” was a registered trademark for refined liquid petroleum distillate. Every time a movie set in Britain before the 1930s has a garage selling “petrol,” and it’s not capitalized, that is a mistake; the term was “motor spirits.” So the reason it’s not called its “actual name” is because its actual name is “a mixture of several chemicals including carbon, benzene, naphthalene, and about ten or twelve others,” which doesn’t roll off the tongue.

          • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

            So basically, we’re both wrong?

          • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

            So basically, we’re both wrong?

          • Anonymous

            Much easier to say that way.

            I think it’s more like aspirin, yo-yos or zippers: eventually some trademarks become genericized and just become the general term for any similar product.

            Familiarity breeds preference, I guess. Neither of the two countries I’ve spent my whole life in used the word “petrol” with any frequency, so I’ll stick with “gasoline.”

          • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

            Fair enough. And I’ll stick to football while you play handegg :P

          • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

            Fair enough. And I’ll stick to football while you play handegg :P

          • Anonymous

            Actually, I was raised in Germany — I’d much rather watch the World Cup than the Superbowl, but I’m definitely calling it “handegg” from now on.

          • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

            Lol sweet, I’ve converted someone. FYI we also call vacuum cleaners ‘hoovers’ in Britain, being another brand name that caught on.

          • Anonymous

            The Hoover thing I did know about, it’s one of those “you can tell this character is British because he calls elevators ‘lifts’ and French fries ‘chips!'” things they do in movies or on television.

          • Anonymous

            The Hoover thing I did know about, it’s one of those “you can tell this character is British because he calls elevators ‘lifts’ and French fries ‘chips!'” things they do in movies or on television.

          • Anonymous

            Actually, I was raised in Germany — I’d much rather watch the World Cup than the Superbowl, but I’m definitely calling it “handegg” from now on.

          • Anonymous

            Much easier to say that way.

            I think it’s more like aspirin, yo-yos or zippers: eventually some trademarks become genericized and just become the general term for any similar product.

            Familiarity breeds preference, I guess. Neither of the two countries I’ve spent my whole life in used the word “petrol” with any frequency, so I’ll stick with “gasoline.”

          • Anonymous

            Funny that you mention them being called “Stanley Knives,” because the reason it’s called “gasoline” in America is because it was the brand name of a petroleum-based fuel product. Unlike “Vaseline” which originated during the same time, “Gasoline” was never registered, and I guess the name just stuck. Incidentally, “petrol” was a registered trademark for refined liquid petroleum distillate. Every time a movie set in Britain before the 1930s has a garage selling “petrol,” and it’s not capitalized, that is a mistake; the term was “motor spirits.” So the reason it’s not called its “actual name” is because its actual name is “a mixture of several chemicals including carbon, benzene, naphthalene, and about ten or twelve others,” which doesn’t roll off the tongue.

        • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

          Yeah that is pretty dumb. It’s called petrol!

        • http://www.facebook.com/alex.edworthy Alex Edworthy

          OK, I’ve got a better one: what you call football = handegg. What we call football = football, i.e. with our feet.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, ha ha, it’s totally a liquid! Calling it “gas,” as though it were short for something like “gasoline,” boy are we dumb.

  • Anonymous

    That narrow-ass office door really freaks me out. I mean, who designs a building so that your employees have to turn sideways in order to get in? Also, who loudly chats about the time they had sex in public while they are in a restaurant?

    God this game just… runs in place, nothing going on, nothing happening.

  • Anonymous

    That narrow-ass office door really freaks me out. I mean, who designs a building so that your employees have to turn sideways in order to get in? Also, who loudly chats about the time they had sex in public while they are in a restaurant?

    God this game just… runs in place, nothing going on, nothing happening.

  • Anonymous

    This is great. Spoony makes so many remarks as I was having soda. My screen almost went splattered.
    “They found me, I don’t know how, but they found me.”

  • http://twitter.com/captainxenu Jardine Patten

    I just keep thinking that the main character is going to pull out his tooth and then get married to a stripper.

    • Anonymous

      I just keep thinking Curtis will be causght in a nuclear blast and turn into a green hulking beast.

  • http://twitter.com/captainxenu Jardine Patten

    I just keep thinking that the main character is going to pull out his tooth and then get married to a stripper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renaud-Guilbert/763340650 Renaud Guilbert

    dude, did you read the menu in detail? that thing is full of crazy stuff. One of the drinks is certified “monkey-free”, another has “surreal” ingredients, and in the wines, they list “red, white and that weird pink stuff” XD

  • Anonymous

    Ever since the in-game cursor stopped showing up, i’ve been playing along with my own hand cursor over the video, lol kinda fun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/CaptainAlbatross Reid Allen

    Wow, Spoony making a Charlie Sheen joke two years before they became fashionable and cliche. Now that’s winning.

    • http://twitter.com/MinimiMax Sami Ryyppö

      Yeah, he’s totally a hipster.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Platten/100000439331917 Michael Platten

    Wow that police officer looks like Mathew Broderick !!

    Young Broderick at the beginning of his carreer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Platten/100000439331917 Michael Platten

    Wow that police officer looks like Mathew Broderick !!

    Young Broderick at the beginning of his carreer.

  • Ray Martinez

    Holy Crap! I thought i was the only one who’s mail came at 3 PM!

  • RedTerrorTheGame RedTerrorTheG

    Hes coming to get you curtis

  • http://twitter.com/biosicko Chandler Corby

    What! I thought I was the only one who wrote thundercats fan-fiction YES I HAVE MY EQUAL

  • Anonymous

    Wait, isn’t this based in Seattle? Why does he wake up and get his mail? I lived in Auburn (Not far from Seattle) and when my dad would pick me up from school, we would pick up the mail from the box on the way back, which is right when it got deposited (We knew that because sometimes we would see the mail person’s vehicle near the boxes). Maybe the mail does arrive in the morning in Seattle, but it seems weird that two places that are so close would get the mail at different times. Idunno, maybe it’s just me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/frauen1 Frank Rauen

      Plot Convenience.

  • Anonymous

    Spoony must have bad hearing. I didn’t hear any German accent at all coming from that woman.

    • pierrekirbyfanboy

      … you have a strange logic, since YOU didn’t hear it then HE is the one with bad hearing? 
      But more to the point the actress Ragna Sigrun is from Sweden and her accent does shine through sometimes. She speaks an excellent English so I don’t blame you for not hearing but please, no need to dismiss those who do hear it.

      • http://hyperbolicfilmrant.blogspot.com/ sekiwat

        Did you hear a German accent?

        • redrosemagic1

          A Swedish one. Hence the long description about her being from Sweden.

      • mcninja

        Really? Because I didn’t hear one either. When she says “someone just got sick of bob” she said sick of bob fast and harshly. There was no accent. Granted, it makes it funny, but really, there’s no accent, she just says the words weird. It’s the same thing when she says ” but we’re through dancing.” It’s more like “but we’rethroughdancing.” She doesn’t have an accent, she just says those lines quickly. 

        • redrosemagic1

          There was an accent. A Swedish one and the actress is from Sweden. Is it really that hard to believe you just didn’t notice it?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PDHQRFXQFKHVWDWHUH4OH5DWLA Kin Ello

    Office work… OF THE DAMNED!

  • Arsenal Of Megadeath

    “dont take this personally but you look like the angry video game nerd” BOOSH!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VWJMR4NWLHTPBM4X7KAW7ZDROI Donovan

    Curtis looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd? Personally, i’ve always seen Curtis as chunky Mark Mothersbaugh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516165279 Adam Allen

    watching this for like the 20th time, still good. thank you spoony!!! i miss your lets plays!

  • Johnny Davlin

    T-1000 is sending a damage report to Skynet at 32:42

  • ramses ijff

    47:18 In the background someone mentions commander Sheppard. WTF.

    • Petey0707

       I should go.

  • kamikazeheart

    lol the condom that was in the drawer that was there in the beginning of the game was gone when he opened it again. Nice touch devs!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000523669441 Jiří Neasi

      He fucked Jocelyn in the meantime, so it is actually completely logical.

  • Zak Weil

    At 23:28 – when Spoony does the voice over about “in fact you’re pretty oily most of the time” i was DYING. bloody brilliant!

  • exploda

    He DOES look like the Angry Video Game Nerd!  Also that guy from The Office.

  • Daniel van der Last

    hahaha!. the receipts bit is priceless. this is so amusing!.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/NTFREIUJ7BMCVL6MTN3ZZOYBJU Tj

    LMAO! Dude just got sliced stem to stern with a box cutter….AWESOME!!!

  • http://twitter.com/uacv333 kyler gregory

    i want that hell email

  • der_ketzer

    I would have so taken that job in hell.

  • notyoursavior78

    Time for careerbuilder.com heh Nice one Spoony. This is a weird game, but yeah the commentary is pretty good. I also like the music in Curtis’ house. It is just so like despondent yet it fits his life well even though he does have a girlfriend and another girl at work who wants him for some reason haha

  • WeylandYutani

    Beelzeboob is in my closet. ^^

  • http://www.facebook.com/christofor.barrett Christofor Barrett

    omg laughed for a minute straight during restaurant scene.
    Spoony needs his own damn cable show

  • http://www.facebook.com/awelcruiz Adam Welsh

    If you see the scene in question (and not just Spoony eating popcorn), you actually see Jocelyn take the condom out of the drawer.

  • Driscol

    Ok so I know the game is horribly dated (at least from this, never played it myself) but the way the violent messages were replacing mundane text and the “from hell” and “from curtis” emails were pretty neat. Take it from me, actually pretty close to what a real hallucination is like sometimes.
    I wish more games had the balls to do stuff like that. Imagine if Rockstar made a game about a guy being harassed by a demon or going crazy, would make those internet/email bits way more exciting. Seriously, I want to see at least one modern game that tries stuff like that, but perhaps does it better than this game did. Just do it without making it another predictable shooter or beat’em up. you don’t need literal “action” for tension and gameplay.

    • notyoursavior78

      Yeah this game really goes off the rails in the end (not entirely sure wtf was going on), but if it wasn’t for Spoony’s comical and appreciative riffing this is a pretty disturbing game at points. I didn’t start watching it until after a handful of drinks about a few months ago. It was just something i never watched before.

      Yeah lack of sleep, and just pushing yourself too hard can cause some minor hallucinations, I’ve been there before.

      • Driscol

        Lack of sleep can really fuck with you if you are already prone to peering into unreality.

        Especially at night, I think it has something to do with the moon. It’s not just the darkness, I tested this. Being in the darkest room of a dark house during the day just isn’t scary at all but something about the night in general, even when it’s well lit inside,(somehow even worse then) makes me more susceptible to exciting yet fearful thoughts and hallucinations.
        At least I hope they are hallucinations. I truly hope I can some day fully believe what I see is not real in any sense.

  • Zak Weil

    i’ve seen this whole walkthru 3 times now – and the scene with Jocelyn and Curtis in the Dreaming Tree makes me crack up every single time…it’s about the funniest 10 minutes ever on the internet

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6EVM3F2U7HDWHYC7LO7TETE2KA MichaelT

    “666….uh………..6″

  • Mark Deaton

    Years later and this is still the greatest ‘Let’s Play’ out there, and one of the best riffs not from the MST3K guys. The receipts bit from in the restaurant makes me laugh so hard it hurts.

  • smakar

    Blow job – blow job – LOL! I’m glad I’m watching this with my headphones and not my speakers – I’m in enough trouble with my wife as it is…. Happy New Year! PS – how could you NOT think of calling yourself at work – I do that all the time!

  • Joachim Brandrud

    Just discovering this…and wow this is hilarious xD
    Good work!

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.caesar.528 James Caesar

    hey spoony youtube removed the link to phantasmagoria part 2 Could you reupload it

  • http://twitter.com/lurkeriatipsos Mary Sulkowski

    And then Curtis was a zombie.

  • reesescape01949

    haha this never gets old

  • Dudley

    Spoony’s voice really reminds me of Tom Servo’s sometimes.

  • Dudley

    Maybe the waiter is also their accountant, that’s where he works and they don’t have a computer.

  • Groverfield

    You know, I gotta start using “I HATE SAND.” as a pickup line.

  • Otto T

    Dr. Fritz Haarman!?!! Holy shit…

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