Mutha Brain’s gonna getchu, little princess.

The Spoony One | Apr 28 2009 | more notation(s) | 

You should DEFINITELY not let me write cartoons…

Captain N Super Smash

Many years ago, teenager Kevin Keene was pulled through his television, summoned through the Ultimate Warp Zone to Videoland, a bizarre fantasy land populated by Nintendo characters. He became Captain N, Videoland’s only hope against the nefarious Mother Brain and her villainous allies like the Eggplant Wizard, Dr. Wily, and Count Dracula. Armed with his potent Zapper weapon, he struggled for many years but was finally able to defeat the Brain and break her reign of terror. The other villains scattered, and the heroic alliance similarly dissolved. Simon Belmont returned to Castlevania to keep the Count in check, Mega Man to watch Dr. Wily, and Pit escorted the Eggplant Wizard back to his local jurisdiction.

Kevin returned home after this prolonged absence full of nonsense stories. He could never adequately explain where he’d been or what he was doing, and why he carried around useless Nintendo accessories as if they were lethal weapons. After months of pleading, his parents finally convinced him to see a doctor, but therapy sessions went nowhere. They didn’t believe he was delusional, just that Kevin had gotten hardcore into drugs and had run away from home, inventing some bizarre fiction so that people would think him crazy, thereby absolving himself of responsibility for his actions.

Everyone just figured Kevin needed time to come to terms with it. Years passed, and Kevin was never summoned back to Videoland. Games moved on, memories faded, and Kevin began to doubt his own experiences. He began to think that Videoland needed belief and imagination to continue to exist, like some kind of collective unconscious or dreamland, and with gaming moving on to bigger and better things, maybe Videoland was dead. Maybe it wasn’t real after all. Rather, it was real at the time, but only as real as a child’s belief in Santa Claus. It’s a kind of magic, a world of innocence that fades with maturity and memory.

He’s partially right.

Fiction is an infinite universe of thought, the manifestation of imagination. You think, therefore it is. Belief can strengthen these figments of imagination and give ideas power– anyone who reads Sutter Cane knows that– so it’s true that Videoland would inevitably gutter out to a dim glow, a faint, splintered reality without Kevin’s influence to unite the various stories. It’s sad, and more than a little weird to think about (sort of like Hypertime), and the theory’s got more holes in it than a pasta strainer, but sometimes the gods have a quirky sense of humor.

But Mother Brain doesn’t. Kevin Keene made one vital mistake, the monkey motherfucker: he let her live. Stewing in her defeat, she began to realize that she’d been wasting her time trying to conquer some imaginary world where plumbers could shoot fire out of flowers. Kevin came from the Real World; her own world only existed as a fleeting, passing thought of the Real. And seriously, fuck that noise. Captain N ain’t shit without his Zapper, and she’s damn skippy that whatever’s going on in the Real World, they can’t handle a full-scale Metroid invasion.

So she pulls the old crew together. Dr. Wily to figure out the math and open the Ultimate Warp Zone in the other direction. Eggplant Wizard to administrate the underlings. King Hippo for dumb muscle. But actually, it was Count Dracula who had this whole thing figured out a while ago. Ol’ Drac has got an entire gallery of paintings that form portals to other worlds. The Real World is a snap. After all, he’s kind of everywhere, and belief in vampires is stronger than ever.

Oh yeah, the Metroids are coming, and you have Edward Cullen to thank.

Luckily, the old heroes are hot on their trail, but does Captain N still have the same magic? What’s with the blue hedgehog and the pink puffball? It it Doctor Light or Doctor Wright? Is Solid Snake unlockable?

This is getting weird…

Historical Note: There are a few episodes where Captain N encounters Bayou Billy, from the only game that he couldn’t beat. Yes, The Adventures of Bayou Billy was so balls-hard that even the Game Master himself couldn’t beat it.

  • fred

    Yeaah!

  • fred

    Yeaah!

  • fred

    Yeaah!

  • Amayirot Akago

    Woah.

  • Amayirot Akago

    Woah.

  • Amayirot Akago

    Woah.

  • finalsight

    OMG i had completely forgotten about Captain N.

  • finalsight

    OMG i had completely forgotten about Captain N.

  • finalsight

    OMG i had completely forgotten about Captain N.

  • resident01

    This would actually be pretty awesome. You couldn’t get away with it on the networks though. Maybe Cartoon Network or Adult Swim . . .

  • resident01

    This would actually be pretty awesome. You couldn’t get away with it on the networks though. Maybe Cartoon Network or Adult Swim . . .

  • resident01

    This would actually be pretty awesome. You couldn’t get away with it on the networks though. Maybe Cartoon Network or Adult Swim . . .

  • Freakiq

    But how can you use twitter with no power?

    Herpa de derp.

  • Freakiq

    But how can you use twitter with no power?

    Herpa de derp.

  • Freakiq

    But how can you use twitter with no power?

    Herpa de derp.

  • Lars

    phone perhaps?
    Derp de herp

  • Lars

    phone perhaps?
    Derp de herp

  • Lars

    phone perhaps?
    Derp de herp

  • 1337pete

    I never knew that Captain N ever encountered Bayou Billy. But Bayou Billy wasn’t the hardest game ever made. Check Gain Ground, Undeadline, the Genesis Batman and Robin, and also perhaps Contra Hard Corps.

  • 1337pete

    I never knew that Captain N ever encountered Bayou Billy. But Bayou Billy wasn’t the hardest game ever made. Check Gain Ground, Undeadline, the Genesis Batman and Robin, and also perhaps Contra Hard Corps.

  • 1337pete

    I never knew that Captain N ever encountered Bayou Billy. But Bayou Billy wasn’t the hardest game ever made. Check Gain Ground, Undeadline, the Genesis Batman and Robin, and also perhaps Contra Hard Corps.

  • Hossrex

    LOL to the whole thing… hilarious… but an especially big LOL to Captain N not being able to beat Bayou Billy.

    It’s like Nintendo knew the game was too stupid hard.

    To 1337pete

    The difference between the games you listed, and Bayou Billy is that Bayou Billy was a tremendously hyped game, commercials on all the time, had a huge article in Nintendo Power (with a cover if I remember right), and it sold remarkably well. Everyone had at least played it… but no one I knew had ever gotten past about the third level. It’s sadistic to so heavily market a game to children, when it’s painfully obvious children will get frustrated and stop playing it after a day.

  • Hossrex

    LOL to the whole thing… hilarious… but an especially big LOL to Captain N not being able to beat Bayou Billy.

    It’s like Nintendo knew the game was too stupid hard.

    To 1337pete

    The difference between the games you listed, and Bayou Billy is that Bayou Billy was a tremendously hyped game, commercials on all the time, had a huge article in Nintendo Power (with a cover if I remember right), and it sold remarkably well. Everyone had at least played it… but no one I knew had ever gotten past about the third level. It’s sadistic to so heavily market a game to children, when it’s painfully obvious children will get frustrated and stop playing it after a day.

  • Hossrex

    LOL to the whole thing… hilarious… but an especially big LOL to Captain N not being able to beat Bayou Billy.

    It’s like Nintendo knew the game was too stupid hard.

    To 1337pete

    The difference between the games you listed, and Bayou Billy is that Bayou Billy was a tremendously hyped game, commercials on all the time, had a huge article in Nintendo Power (with a cover if I remember right), and it sold remarkably well. Everyone had at least played it… but no one I knew had ever gotten past about the third level. It’s sadistic to so heavily market a game to children, when it’s painfully obvious children will get frustrated and stop playing it after a day.

  • Maniac

    And then we get to the ambush of FIENDS that will try to attack our poor hero.

  • Maniac

    And then we get to the ambush of FIENDS that will try to attack our poor hero.

  • Maniac

    And then we get to the ambush of FIENDS that will try to attack our poor hero.

  • Anonymous

    Ha ha! You referenced “In the Mouth of Madness”? That was a bit of a surprise, but I like it. Three cheers for Lovecraft-inspired fiction.

  • Anonymous

    Ha ha! You referenced “In the Mouth of Madness”? That was a bit of a surprise, but I like it. Three cheers for Lovecraft-inspired fiction.

  • mflorian

    Ha ha! You referenced “In the Mouth of Madness”? That was a bit of a surprise, but I like it. Three cheers for Lovecraft-inspired fiction.

  • Drekal

    Wow, pretty interesting take. I would love to see that. Videoland invading the real world would be simply awesome to behold.

    I would also like to take this time to plug Captain SNES. It is relevant, after all. Anybody that enjoyed the above would probably also love CSNES.

    http://www.captainsnes.com/

  • Drekal

    Wow, pretty interesting take. I would love to see that. Videoland invading the real world would be simply awesome to behold.

    I would also like to take this time to plug Captain SNES. It is relevant, after all. Anybody that enjoyed the above would probably also love CSNES.

    http://www.captainsnes.com/

  • Drekal

    Wow, pretty interesting take. I would love to see that. Videoland invading the real world would be simply awesome to behold.

    I would also like to take this time to plug Captain SNES. It is relevant, after all. Anybody that enjoyed the above would probably also love CSNES.

    http://www.captainsnes.com/

  • RATM10

    I actually like your idea man. I think you have more talent then you think. Let your experiences inspire you; instead of just labeling it as plagiarism or “I have no original thoughts”. A little more optimism would help. Just saying my peace.

  • RATM10

    I actually like your idea man. I think you have more talent then you think. Let your experiences inspire you; instead of just labeling it as plagiarism or “I have no original thoughts”. A little more optimism would help. Just saying my peace.

  • RATM10

    I actually like your idea man. I think you have more talent then you think. Let your experiences inspire you; instead of just labeling it as plagiarism or “I have no original thoughts”. A little more optimism would help. Just saying my peace.

  • wes420

    I really like your site…….don’t get me wrong. But when I check in for updates on your original stuff, and end up reading the stuff that you are
    writing with really strong influence from something like Captain S from PBC Productions…………..it gets boring. I have no problem reading anything of yours that is original, because you got some really good ideas. But when you take ideas from other people (even down to the banners like above) it gets old and almost painful to read. Come on man………..come back to the Spoony side. We need you!!!

  • wes420

    I really like your site…….don’t get me wrong. But when I check in for updates on your original stuff, and end up reading the stuff that you are
    writing with really strong influence from something like Captain S from PBC Productions…………..it gets boring. I have no problem reading anything of yours that is original, because you got some really good ideas. But when you take ideas from other people (even down to the banners like above) it gets old and almost painful to read. Come on man………..come back to the Spoony side. We need you!!!

  • wes420

    I really like your site…….don’t get me wrong. But when I check in for updates on your original stuff, and end up reading the stuff that you are
    writing with really strong influence from something like Captain S from PBC Productions…………..it gets boring. I have no problem reading anything of yours that is original, because you got some really good ideas. But when you take ideas from other people (even down to the banners like above) it gets old and almost painful to read. Come on man………..come back to the Spoony side. We need you!!!

  • DaniusKang

    My uncle Richard was one of the animators for that show. I lost it years ago, but he actually gave me one of the cells that had the eggplant wizard and the King Hippo.

  • DaniusKang

    My uncle Richard was one of the animators for that show. I lost it years ago, but he actually gave me one of the cells that had the eggplant wizard and the King Hippo.

  • DaniusKang

    My uncle Richard was one of the animators for that show. I lost it years ago, but he actually gave me one of the cells that had the eggplant wizard and the King Hippo.

  • amy

    Y’know, Spoony, this reminds me of that Frank Miller’s Mario Brothers thing you wrote. You should post that on the new site, it was friggin awesome.

  • amy

    Y’know, Spoony, this reminds me of that Frank Miller’s Mario Brothers thing you wrote. You should post that on the new site, it was friggin awesome.

  • amy

    Y’know, Spoony, this reminds me of that Frank Miller’s Mario Brothers thing you wrote. You should post that on the new site, it was friggin awesome.

  • http://freewebs.com/bartfacts Bart P.

    Ohhh wow. this would be the worst show ever. It’s great you can make fun of yourself.

  • http://freewebs.com/bartfacts Bart P.

    Ohhh wow. this would be the worst show ever. It’s great you can make fun of yourself.

  • http://freewebs.com/bartfacts Bart P.

    Ohhh wow. this would be the worst show ever. It’s great you can make fun of yourself.

  • G. Mudskipper

    I’d say thus far you haven’t proven you shouldn’t write screenplays. If anything, you’re building a case for the opposite.

  • G. Mudskipper

    I’d say thus far you haven’t proven you shouldn’t write screenplays. If anything, you’re building a case for the opposite.

  • G. Mudskipper

    I’d say thus far you haven’t proven you shouldn’t write screenplays. If anything, you’re building a case for the opposite.

  • GodDiva

    @wes420

    Well he admitted to not being very original in his last article.

    I would be interested in finding out what happened to Kevin when/if he returned home. As far as I can recall he didn’t mention his home much if at all.

  • GodDiva

    @wes420

    Well he admitted to not being very original in his last article.

    I would be interested in finding out what happened to Kevin when/if he returned home. As far as I can recall he didn’t mention his home much if at all.

  • GodDiva

    @wes420

    Well he admitted to not being very original in his last article.

    I would be interested in finding out what happened to Kevin when/if he returned home. As far as I can recall he didn’t mention his home much if at all.

  • Fou

    Yeah, not quite as well thought out as the Sliders idea. This plot is at least better than the Super Mario Bros. movie script.

  • Fou

    Yeah, not quite as well thought out as the Sliders idea. This plot is at least better than the Super Mario Bros. movie script.

  • Fou

    Yeah, not quite as well thought out as the Sliders idea. This plot is at least better than the Super Mario Bros. movie script.

  • Fou

    Oh, and wes420, if you don’t know what Captain N is, which you obviously don’t since you figured this was copying Captain S, don’t bother to formulate a reply. This entire screenplay idea went way over your head.

    Next time you see an update with too many words, don’t strain your brain reading through.

  • Fou

    Oh, and wes420, if you don’t know what Captain N is, which you obviously don’t since you figured this was copying Captain S, don’t bother to formulate a reply. This entire screenplay idea went way over your head.

    Next time you see an update with too many words, don’t strain your brain reading through.

  • Fou

    Oh, and wes420, if you don’t know what Captain N is, which you obviously don’t since you figured this was copying Captain S, don’t bother to formulate a reply. This entire screenplay idea went way over your head.

    Next time you see an update with too many words, don’t strain your brain reading through.

  • RidgeAldain

    “Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?” God damn I love that movie.

  • RidgeAldain

    “Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?” God damn I love that movie.

  • RidgeAldain

    “Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?” God damn I love that movie.

  • Tai MT

    You’re right, don’t write cartoons.

    As much as I would love to see a return to that show…

    It’s passed its prime.

    To reboot the series, you’d have to throw all the NEW gaming icons into it. Yes, that includes Master Chief.

    And yes, it includes the stupid dolls from Little Big Planet.

    Though, a cartoon series based ENTIRELY on Metroid. That, I would watch.

  • Tai MT

    You’re right, don’t write cartoons.

    As much as I would love to see a return to that show…

    It’s passed its prime.

    To reboot the series, you’d have to throw all the NEW gaming icons into it. Yes, that includes Master Chief.

    And yes, it includes the stupid dolls from Little Big Planet.

    Though, a cartoon series based ENTIRELY on Metroid. That, I would watch.

  • Loner

    Ya know, I’d actually watch this. I mean, if it was on youtube or something like that. It’d be funny to watch someone running around in RL with a Zapper and trying to shoot people with it. XD

  • Loner

    Ya know, I’d actually watch this. I mean, if it was on youtube or something like that. It’d be funny to watch someone running around in RL with a Zapper and trying to shoot people with it. XD

  • Loner

    Ya know, I’d actually watch this. I mean, if it was on youtube or something like that. It’d be funny to watch someone running around in RL with a Zapper and trying to shoot people with it. XD

  • A-kun

    I like it. Another question to ask is: how have they changed? IF Kevin is still Captain N (i.e. with all the powers and such), will he be able to finish the job? How have the other heroes and villians changed? Could be fascinating…. or it could peter out.

  • A-kun

    I like it. Another question to ask is: how have they changed? IF Kevin is still Captain N (i.e. with all the powers and such), will he be able to finish the job? How have the other heroes and villians changed? Could be fascinating…. or it could peter out.

  • DeathsHead419

    @ G. Mudskipper
    You are so right on. Spoony, don’t be so hard on yourself. Besides, have you seen what passes for entertainment these days? You could write circles around those morons. Seriously, you’re good, plain and simple.

  • DeathsHead419

    @ G. Mudskipper
    You are so right on. Spoony, don’t be so hard on yourself. Besides, have you seen what passes for entertainment these days? You could write circles around those morons. Seriously, you’re good, plain and simple.

  • DeathsHead419

    @ G. Mudskipper
    You are so right on. Spoony, don’t be so hard on yourself. Besides, have you seen what passes for entertainment these days? You could write circles around those morons. Seriously, you’re good, plain and simple.

  • wes420

    Yup, my bad Fou, didn’t realize that he was into the re-hashings of older ideas like Hollywood does to this day. I apologize greatly for enjoying coming to this site and seeing Spoony’s original ideas or even perspectives of many entertainment mediums. Also, had no idea that expressing what I think here would result in insults of my intelligence. Is it that bad to want to see some originality on here like it has been for quite some time? Is it that bad that i have seen mightygodking’s site and have realized that this is exactly what his site accomplishes? Really??

  • wes420

    Yup, my bad Fou, didn’t realize that he was into the re-hashings of older ideas like Hollywood does to this day. I apologize greatly for enjoying coming to this site and seeing Spoony’s original ideas or even perspectives of many entertainment mediums. Also, had no idea that expressing what I think here would result in insults of my intelligence. Is it that bad to want to see some originality on here like it has been for quite some time? Is it that bad that i have seen mightygodking’s site and have realized that this is exactly what his site accomplishes? Really??

  • wes420

    Yup, my bad Fou, didn’t realize that he was into the re-hashings of older ideas like Hollywood does to this day. I apologize greatly for enjoying coming to this site and seeing Spoony’s original ideas or even perspectives of many entertainment mediums. Also, had no idea that expressing what I think here would result in insults of my intelligence. Is it that bad to want to see some originality on here like it has been for quite some time? Is it that bad that i have seen mightygodking’s site and have realized that this is exactly what his site accomplishes? Really??

  • ImMad

    i like the days when you use to have video reviews

  • ImMad

    i like the days when you use to have video reviews

  • ImMad

    i like the days when you use to have video reviews

  • wes420 is an idiot

    @wes420 Just STFU and stop being a backseat-driving, no reference or sarcasm getting dolt who should be anally raped with a police baton. No one likes you.

  • wes420 is an idiot

    @wes420 Just STFU and stop being a backseat-driving, no reference or sarcasm getting dolt who should be anally raped with a police baton. No one likes you.

  • wes420 is an idiot

    @wes420 Just STFU and stop being a backseat-driving, no reference or sarcasm getting dolt who should be anally raped with a police baton. No one likes you.

  • hossrex

    1: It’s hilarious how seriously people are taking this.

    2: Captain S sucks.

    3: Keep on rockin’ Noah. I love seeing all the different random creative things you bring. Fuck the people who want you to be the “I didn’t do it” kid.

  • hossrex

    1: It’s hilarious how seriously people are taking this.

    2: Captain S sucks.

    3: Keep on rockin’ Noah. I love seeing all the different random creative things you bring. Fuck the people who want you to be the “I didn’t do it” kid.

  • Fou

    “i like the days when you use to have video reviews”

    You mean like, a couple weeks ago? For fuck’s sake be patient assholes!

  • Fou

    “i like the days when you use to have video reviews”

    You mean like, a couple weeks ago? For fuck’s sake be patient assholes!

  • hossrex

    1: It’s hilarious how seriously people are taking this.

    2: Captain S sucks.

    3: Keep on rockin’ Noah. I love seeing all the different random creative things you bring. Fuck the people who want you to be the “I didn’t do it” kid.

  • Fou

    “i like the days when you use to have video reviews”

    You mean like, a couple weeks ago? For fuck’s sake be patient assholes!

  • wes420

    Haha, people get so mad about these things. Noah………for real man, i love what you do here, don’t take anything completely serious. For goodness sakes, it’s your site, do what you want to do. I just thought I would share my thoughts, forgetting it’s the internet and my thoughts have brought out some pretty crazy people who have no one else to yell at or insult. While you guys are fuming i am rolling with laughter while toking and chilling. Like Katt Williams said, it’s a haters job to hate, so keep hating me for freedom of speech suckers.

    Keep on keeping on Spoonyone.

  • wes420

    Haha, people get so mad about these things. Noah………for real man, i love what you do here, don’t take anything completely serious. For goodness sakes, it’s your site, do what you want to do. I just thought I would share my thoughts, forgetting it’s the internet and my thoughts have brought out some pretty crazy people who have no one else to yell at or insult. While you guys are fuming i am rolling with laughter while toking and chilling. Like Katt Williams said, it’s a haters job to hate, so keep hating me for freedom of speech suckers.

    Keep on keeping on Spoonyone.

  • wes420

    Haha, people get so mad about these things. Noah………for real man, i love what you do here, don’t take anything completely serious. For goodness sakes, it’s your site, do what you want to do. I just thought I would share my thoughts, forgetting it’s the internet and my thoughts have brought out some pretty crazy people who have no one else to yell at or insult. While you guys are fuming i am rolling with laughter while toking and chilling. Like Katt Williams said, it’s a haters job to hate, so keep hating me for freedom of speech suckers.

    Keep on keeping on Spoonyone.

  • Namewithheld

    I must be really stupid, cause I have no idea what the hell is going on…

    I like it!

    I just don’t…grock it…

  • Namewithheld

    I must be really stupid, cause I have no idea what the hell is going on…

    I like it!

    I just don’t…grock it…

  • Psychotime

    Yeah! The other Billy!

  • Psychotime

    Yeah! The other Billy!

  • Psychotime

    Yeah! The other Billy!

  • Dinodain

    I remember this show, it has been years, your idea to keep it going is not all that bad.

  • Dinodain

    I remember this show, it has been years, your idea to keep it going is not all that bad.

  • Dinodain

    I remember this show, it has been years, your idea to keep it going is not all that bad.

  • Dynamo_Dash

    You know….I would watch this to bejesus and back. Course, If I had the funding I’d just make it myself off your scripts.

  • Dynamo_Dash

    You know….I would watch this to bejesus and back. Course, If I had the funding I’d just make it myself off your scripts.

  • Dynamo_Dash

    You know….I would watch this to bejesus and back. Course, If I had the funding I’d just make it myself off your scripts.

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    Sutter Cane!

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    Sutter Cane!

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    Sutter Cane!

  • http://www.kekkai.org/google/ Googleshng

    What the heck was with Simon Belmont on that show anyway? I can understand giving him a total redesign upon sitting down and realizing you’ve got a guy with a whip and a leather mini-skirt, and I can see making him the designated jerk of the group, because that’s a requirement for any 80s cartoon, but what was with the spray tan and the aviator goggles? Seriously.

  • http://www.kekkai.org/google/ Googleshng

    What the heck was with Simon Belmont on that show anyway? I can understand giving him a total redesign upon sitting down and realizing you’ve got a guy with a whip and a leather mini-skirt, and I can see making him the designated jerk of the group, because that’s a requirement for any 80s cartoon, but what was with the spray tan and the aviator goggles? Seriously.

  • http://www.kekkai.org/google/ Googleshng

    What the heck was with Simon Belmont on that show anyway? I can understand giving him a total redesign upon sitting down and realizing you’ve got a guy with a whip and a leather mini-skirt, and I can see making him the designated jerk of the group, because that’s a requirement for any 80s cartoon, but what was with the spray tan and the aviator goggles? Seriously.

  • Tai MT

    Um… Why are people still demanding videos? Anyone with half a brain could tell you the reason he’s not doing videos is because his face/body is probably pretty beat up.

    He’s probably not in viewing condition in order to make a video. On top of which, he probably still has real life stuff to deal with, when it comes to the physical altercation.

    If you’re REALLY that hard up for videos and do what I’ve been doing. Go rewatch some of his other videos. I’ve seen The Thing like fourty times by now and still enjoy it.

    I seriously wish spoony would single you specific jerks out for demanding he do videos when he’s still recovering, and sell your e-mail addresses to soliciters so that you get a lot of junk mail.

    Or, if he was able to, simply perma-ban you from the site since you obviously don’t belong here.

    “I’m entitled to this stuff because I’m a fan!” You’re not entitled to anything. Stop being a jerk and grow up. Learn some patience. Life is hard, life is unfair, and in life you NEVER EVER GET WHAT YOU WANT.

  • Tai MT

    Um… Why are people still demanding videos? Anyone with half a brain could tell you the reason he’s not doing videos is because his face/body is probably pretty beat up.

    He’s probably not in viewing condition in order to make a video. On top of which, he probably still has real life stuff to deal with, when it comes to the physical altercation.

    If you’re REALLY that hard up for videos and do what I’ve been doing. Go rewatch some of his other videos. I’ve seen The Thing like fourty times by now and still enjoy it.

    I seriously wish spoony would single you specific jerks out for demanding he do videos when he’s still recovering, and sell your e-mail addresses to soliciters so that you get a lot of junk mail.

    Or, if he was able to, simply perma-ban you from the site since you obviously don’t belong here.

    “I’m entitled to this stuff because I’m a fan!” You’re not entitled to anything. Stop being a jerk and grow up. Learn some patience. Life is hard, life is unfair, and in life you NEVER EVER GET WHAT YOU WANT.

  • Tai MT

    Um… Why are people still demanding videos? Anyone with half a brain could tell you the reason he’s not doing videos is because his face/body is probably pretty beat up.

    He’s probably not in viewing condition in order to make a video. On top of which, he probably still has real life stuff to deal with, when it comes to the physical altercation.

    If you’re REALLY that hard up for videos and do what I’ve been doing. Go rewatch some of his other videos. I’ve seen The Thing like fourty times by now and still enjoy it.

    I seriously wish spoony would single you specific jerks out for demanding he do videos when he’s still recovering, and sell your e-mail addresses to soliciters so that you get a lot of junk mail.

    Or, if he was able to, simply perma-ban you from the site since you obviously don’t belong here.

    “I’m entitled to this stuff because I’m a fan!” You’re not entitled to anything. Stop being a jerk and grow up. Learn some patience. Life is hard, life is unfair, and in life you NEVER EVER GET WHAT YOU WANT.

  • chavpl

    yeah, I’m from EU and I bought Spoony’s t-shirts and I donated few bucks too, but I don’t act like a little kid. As long as it’s fun for him, it will be fun for you to watch him. That’s what I think. So if you read this man.. keep up the good work and stay cool :)

  • chavpl

    yeah, I’m from EU and I bought Spoony’s t-shirts and I donated few bucks too, but I don’t act like a little kid. As long as it’s fun for him, it will be fun for you to watch him. That’s what I think. So if you read this man.. keep up the good work and stay cool :)

  • chavpl

    yeah, I’m from EU and I bought Spoony’s t-shirts and I donated few bucks too, but I don’t act like a little kid. As long as it’s fun for him, it will be fun for you to watch him. That’s what I think. So if you read this man.. keep up the good work and stay cool :)

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/ Linkara

    “Now make with the videos you big pussy.”

    Because insulting him will inspire him to make more videos. =/

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/ Linkara

    “Now make with the videos you big pussy.”

    Because insulting him will inspire him to make more videos. =/

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com Linkara

    “Now make with the videos you big pussy.”

    Because insulting him will inspire him to make more videos. =/

  • Simple

    You guys are assholes. LEAVE SPOONY ALONE! :(

  • Simple

    You guys are assholes. LEAVE SPOONY ALONE! :(

  • Simple

    You guys are assholes. LEAVE SPOONY ALONE! :(

  • Maladicta

    Holy shit, I totally thought my mind had invented a cartoon with a giant evil brain – thanks for clearing up years of confusion :D
    Hope you’re recovering well!

  • Maladicta

    Holy shit, I totally thought my mind had invented a cartoon with a giant evil brain – thanks for clearing up years of confusion :D
    Hope you’re recovering well!

  • Maladicta

    Holy shit, I totally thought my mind had invented a cartoon with a giant evil brain – thanks for clearing up years of confusion :D
    Hope you’re recovering well!

  • StuffedAnimalAdvisor

    The idea is again great. A written story of the Videoland characters coming here to do battle would be great though not compleatly original. Then again since were talking fanfiction, their’s thousand of people who aren’t particulary bothered by it.
    Its already been done for other toons: Heman, Transformers,any show where a monster/alian show up and its enemy show up and we pick a side. Its about time someone did it for videoland.
    The Spoony is just the person to do that.

    As for you, Noah, someone mentioned a physical altercation. If this is happening regulary, you do have options. One the police, two get a gun.
    It does depend on the laws of what state you live in. Should it be legal, probably, it should be for someone not a criminal to own one,
    Anyway you do have that option, and remember: Its not the size of the gun that matters, its the size of the bullet your firing.

    If your a small guy, then you can have a small gun that fires the big bullets that can blow people apart. You should probably stay away from those big bullets since you can be sued for the collateral damage. These are also the size of bullets that can go through people and walls. So find a gun that fits your hand, and consult your local gun seller for a proper size bullet.

    Hope you feel better, and you at least continue writing.

  • StuffedAnimalAdvisor

    The idea is again great. A written story of the Videoland characters coming here to do battle would be great though not compleatly original. Then again since were talking fanfiction, their’s thousand of people who aren’t particulary bothered by it.
    Its already been done for other toons: Heman, Transformers,any show where a monster/alian show up and its enemy show up and we pick a side. Its about time someone did it for videoland.
    The Spoony is just the person to do that.

    As for you, Noah, someone mentioned a physical altercation. If this is happening regulary, you do have options. One the police, two get a gun.
    It does depend on the laws of what state you live in. Should it be legal, probably, it should be for someone not a criminal to own one,
    Anyway you do have that option, and remember: Its not the size of the gun that matters, its the size of the bullet your firing.

    If your a small guy, then you can have a small gun that fires the big bullets that can blow people apart. You should probably stay away from those big bullets since you can be sued for the collateral damage. These are also the size of bullets that can go through people and walls. So find a gun that fits your hand, and consult your local gun seller for a proper size bullet.

    Hope you feel better, and you at least continue writing.

  • StuffedAnimalAdvisor

    The idea is again great. A written story of the Videoland characters coming here to do battle would be great though not compleatly original. Then again since were talking fanfiction, their’s thousand of people who aren’t particulary bothered by it.
    Its already been done for other toons: Heman, Transformers,any show where a monster/alian show up and its enemy show up and we pick a side. Its about time someone did it for videoland.
    The Spoony is just the person to do that.

    As for you, Noah, someone mentioned a physical altercation. If this is happening regulary, you do have options. One the police, two get a gun.
    It does depend on the laws of what state you live in. Should it be legal, probably, it should be for someone not a criminal to own one,
    Anyway you do have that option, and remember: Its not the size of the gun that matters, its the size of the bullet your firing.

    If your a small guy, then you can have a small gun that fires the big bullets that can blow people apart. You should probably stay away from those big bullets since you can be sued for the collateral damage. These are also the size of bullets that can go through people and walls. So find a gun that fits your hand, and consult your local gun seller for a proper size bullet.

    Hope you feel better, and you at least continue writing.

  • Deaths Head 419

    @Tai MT

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Let the Spoonyone rest, FF VIII won’t just stop sucking cause Noah took a break.

  • Deaths Head 419

    @Tai MT

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Let the Spoonyone rest, FF VIII won’t just stop sucking cause Noah took a break.

  • Deaths Head 419

    @Tai MT

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Let the Spoonyone rest, FF VIII won’t just stop sucking cause Noah took a break.

  • Kaeyne

    I liked Captain N.
    Mostly because I used to play more on Nintendo Consoles than Sega at that time.

    I’ll invest in your idea if you need funding. ;-)

  • Kaeyne

    I liked Captain N.
    Mostly because I used to play more on Nintendo Consoles than Sega at that time.

    I’ll invest in your idea if you need funding. ;-)

  • NaclynE

    I remember watching the show back in the day and even reading the comics of it. I thought it wasn’t half bad. I remember I think it was the second season they introduced GAMEBOY as a new character (don’t ask) to help the team out. The comics kinda carried on where the series ended while introduceing SAMUS ARAN into the mix and yes Lahna and Samus had their fair share of bitch fights all for Kevin’s affection….includeing a suposed alt future where Kevin and Samus got together leaving Lahna as a rebel leader.

    Good times.

  • NaclynE

    I remember watching the show back in the day and even reading the comics of it. I thought it wasn’t half bad. I remember I think it was the second season they introduced GAMEBOY as a new character (don’t ask) to help the team out. The comics kinda carried on where the series ended while introduceing SAMUS ARAN into the mix and yes Lahna and Samus had their fair share of bitch fights all for Kevin’s affection….includeing a suposed alt future where Kevin and Samus got together leaving Lahna as a rebel leader.

    Good times.

  • NaclynE

    I remember watching the show back in the day and even reading the comics of it. I thought it wasn’t half bad. I remember I think it was the second season they introduced GAMEBOY as a new character (don’t ask) to help the team out. The comics kinda carried on where the series ended while introduceing SAMUS ARAN into the mix and yes Lahna and Samus had their fair share of bitch fights all for Kevin’s affection….includeing a suposed alt future where Kevin and Samus got together leaving Lahna as a rebel leader.

    Good times.

  • communismfairy

    based on the title I think this game is lacking a few to many pokeballs (they were all used up on Chaoutzu) to succesfully follow the game. Also I think that captain should be trying to get to the dinosaurs from the wizard because he can use them to summon Lucas who will ejaculate badassery until the mother brain is smothered to death by top gun plane landing induced orgasms (trust me its late here and if I don’t make sense I’m not surprised) BAKED POTATO

  • communismfairy

    based on the title I think this game is lacking a few to many pokeballs (they were all used up on Chaoutzu) to succesfully follow the game. Also I think that captain should be trying to get to the dinosaurs from the wizard because he can use them to summon Lucas who will ejaculate badassery until the mother brain is smothered to death by top gun plane landing induced orgasms (trust me its late here and if I don’t make sense I’m not surprised) BAKED POTATO

  • communismfairy

    based on the title I think this game is lacking a few to many pokeballs (they were all used up on Chaoutzu) to succesfully follow the game. Also I think that captain should be trying to get to the dinosaurs from the wizard because he can use them to summon Lucas who will ejaculate badassery until the mother brain is smothered to death by top gun plane landing induced orgasms (trust me its late here and if I don’t make sense I’m not surprised) BAKED POTATO

  • communismfairy

    Also I’m kind of amazed how people are getting so crazy about Spoony’s lack of videos. I mean I’m totally cool with you expressing your opinions and I’m sure we’d all like to see more of his stuff (hey Spoony if you weren’t good at what you did people wouldn’t be so fucking demanding) but if Spoony says he doesn’t have anything done, I doubt he’s lying. One thing I like about Spoony is that every time there is a video update its always entertaining and well written. I personally doubt they’d stay that way if he shit out the number of videos we as his fans are currently asking for. All I gotta say is quality over quantity… ALWAYS.

  • communismfairy

    Also I’m kind of amazed how people are getting so crazy about Spoony’s lack of videos. I mean I’m totally cool with you expressing your opinions and I’m sure we’d all like to see more of his stuff (hey Spoony if you weren’t good at what you did people wouldn’t be so fucking demanding) but if Spoony says he doesn’t have anything done, I doubt he’s lying. One thing I like about Spoony is that every time there is a video update its always entertaining and well written. I personally doubt they’d stay that way if he shit out the number of videos we as his fans are currently asking for. All I gotta say is quality over quantity… ALWAYS.

  • communismfairy

    Also I’m kind of amazed how people are getting so crazy about Spoony’s lack of videos. I mean I’m totally cool with you expressing your opinions and I’m sure we’d all like to see more of his stuff (hey Spoony if you weren’t good at what you did people wouldn’t be so fucking demanding) but if Spoony says he doesn’t have anything done, I doubt he’s lying. One thing I like about Spoony is that every time there is a video update its always entertaining and well written. I personally doubt they’d stay that way if he shit out the number of videos we as his fans are currently asking for. All I gotta say is quality over quantity… ALWAYS.

  • VonDoom

    I read Sutter Cane.

  • VonDoom

    I read Sutter Cane.

  • VonDoom

    I read Sutter Cane.

  • Bosh Depanzer

    Unfortunately Spoony, they actually did a similar plot in an episode. Back to the drawing board.

  • Bosh Depanzer

    Unfortunately Spoony, they actually did a similar plot in an episode. Back to the drawing board.

  • Bosh Depanzer

    Unfortunately Spoony, they actually did a similar plot in an episode. Back to the drawing board.

  • http://www.myspace.com/pvtcaboose-1 pvtcaboose

    This one is a pretty funny fan-fic but alas, thats all this one can really be :( if u had some out of work animator buddies you could prolly get them to make a low budget thing of it, if you found a way to make more money off it than just the ads, u might be able to talk James into doing it, he loves making video;s and animation and shit, I think, I know he used too….

  • http://www.myspace.com/pvtcaboose-1 pvtcaboose

    This one is a pretty funny fan-fic but alas, thats all this one can really be :( if u had some out of work animator buddies you could prolly get them to make a low budget thing of it, if you found a way to make more money off it than just the ads, u might be able to talk James into doing it, he loves making video;s and animation and shit, I think, I know he used too….

  • http://www.myspace.com/pvtcaboose-1 pvtcaboose

    This one is a pretty funny fan-fic but alas, thats all this one can really be :( if u had some out of work animator buddies you could prolly get them to make a low budget thing of it, if you found a way to make more money off it than just the ads, u might be able to talk James into doing it, he loves making video;s and animation and shit, I think, I know he used too….

  • Teddarklord

    it's Captain N there won't be master chief or anything like that

  • Anonymous

    it’s Captain N there won’t be master chief or anything like that

  • Arsenal Of Megadeath

    spoony, i should send you my stuff.

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