What will Quinlan and Falconetti find when they hack their computers into Catherine’s brain? Who will the Ripper rip next? Will Quinlan ever hit that huge funky leather jacket with some Febreeze?
The future looked so bright back when I thought it would be cheesy cyberpunk, its been looking kinnda grim ever after I say 2012, because 2012 made money
1. I concur. Yay Johnny!!!
2. Great video Spoony, as always! (This really should be #1, but I can’t bring myself to retread past mistakes. It’s all about moving forward.
3. Minor thing, but the character’s name is “Falcon Eddie”, not “Falconetti”.
Neurosurgeons need stethoscopes so that they can listen to your thoughts? maybe? It is the future, and there is plenty of SCIENCE(!!!) to do it with.
4. I am an idiot it’s “Falconetti”. (Or rather, the author of the website I read it on is an idiot.)
It’s both. His real name is Falconetti, his handle is “Falcon Eddie.” (Clearing that up for any future comment readers)
One of the dialogues around 12:00 mentions a “Falconetti.”
Good stuff. Thanks for the upload spoony!
Glad you’re still going with this game Spoony. I really loved watching the others.
Y’know it’s funny ‘cuz yesterday I was re-watching the Ripper stuff…. xD
Awesome stuff as allways!
I love these ripper videos. Christopher Walken kicking people makes any game awesome.
Finally! Im not usually impatient when it comes to these net-vids, but i’m quite interested in Ripper in particular. Hope you get the rest of the parts done soon.
Great stuff, as always.
Did I just catch a reference to The Tick there?
Hey the I heard that, curtis joke is back :D lol
>>Do you know where I can find some sailors?
SHENMUE REFERENCE FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Spoony,you are a god amongst bros.
Yay! Finally more!
Yay more ripper. I laughed a couple times around the part where they were exploring the chicks brain. “Sorry what was that all I heard was Hey Quinlan pew pew pew!” haha
Also I was looking on gametrailers last night and I saw a preview for something called “Mystery Case Files:Dire Grove” which looks like it might actually be a new FMV game. Maybe you can riff on that when it comes out an have a new game for a change.
more ripper, thank you Hopefully all 3 acts can be done soon, these are gold.
I heard that….Curtis.
“How’s the coffee today?” *flick* “hot!”
who does that? except for Walken? Great job, Spoony. Can’t wait to see the rest. And seriously, nice job with that book-combo-lock puzzle. A teacher of mine actually used THAT EXACT PUZZLE on a logic test. Who knew it came from this game? Anyways, that puzzle took 10-year-old me about 5 minutes to solve, because there were so many numbers next to each other I figured it had to be the key. And even then,. my first guess was wrong; I misinterpreted “two nickels” as “2 5″, not “5 5″.
Keep up the great videos, man.
Stethoscopes are completely rational in neurosurgery, because I’ve watched Jimmy Neutron, and I know that the brain pulses, thereby the need for a stethoscope to see if the patient is having a brain blast.
Yay! :) More riffing!
Yes! Staying up late was worth it!
Great. Hearing that claire was getting a fat butt in the game made me wanna go to the gym too. ;_;
Oh boy am i glad to see this. ive been waiting so long for the next part. this totally made my day
Actually, Spoony, caffeine can cause migraines. Basically anything that alters blood flow to the brain can cause them, and caffeine does just that. (That means even things like sex or exercise can cause them, too.) This is because a migraine is a blood vessel that gathers in the brain and then slowly releases. Ironically, the things that cause migraines can also be used to treat them. Increasing blood flow means the blood vessel can be released faster. This is why caffeine is often used in many migraine medications. (If you can’t tell, I get migraines.)
Yes, finally more Ripper! I love yours vids, Spoon… I love you.
That was definitely worth the wait! I used to have Ripper when I was a lad and watching this series brings back so many frustrating memories, which kinda makes your riffing all the more enjoyable. :D
Loved the Warriors reference. I only saw The Warriors recently and exclaimed (quite loudly) “Holy crap, that’s Joey Falconetti!” XD
Rock on Spoon!
props on the Joe Arpio joke. fuck that tool bag. hes personally caused me so much bullshit
If you’re going to make Shenmue references in your videos, you should at least make a video on shenmue, either a let’s play or a review so everyone can laugh along with you.
Still loved it though
Is it bad that I actually put up my hand for a high five at the Linux bit?
You know, maybe this woman just likes her cyber-toys a lot. I know somebody who could probably pull something like that off, too. (Except for the laser-thing. That was weird.)
Riff on Spoony, it can only get better!
Do you know where I can find some sailors?
Spoony, you should really make Shenmue let’s play
The worst thing about this game is the bullshit random sounds they try to pass off for music.
Yay, Linux ftw! lol.
yess more ripper at last :D
is just me or at 2:17 does it look like that shadow on the wall to the left of the woman speaking looks like a penis, and a hand gripping it?
Great to see more, but what a cliffhanger to end the video on.
And what is up with that nurse at the front desk, as soon as Quinlan appears she drops everything just to flirt with him. Now that’s some dedication.
What the hell do you have against ‘A Scanner Darkly’? Thats a fantastic movie, truly a work of art! One of the best Sci-Fi films ever (and yes, i’m including 2001, Blade Runner and Fifth Element. I truly believe it’s that good)!
I am totally with UtopiaV1. NERD RAGE! A Scanner Darkly is the best PKD adaption ever and can kick Blade Runner around anyday. Woooo!
Fun video though, seriously, but that ‘music’ is making my ears bleed.
the warriors hell yeah
Can you dig it!
I can. Spoony, another great video.
Who has all this stuff, is the woman a spy or something is Quinlan dating James Bond?
And Quinlan isn’t questioning the fact that his girlfriend has all this overly complicated puzzle locks in her apartment which only lead to further puzzles and riddles which you’re supposed to miraculously figure out to solve whatever the hell is going on! If I found a laser lock in my girl’s house I would have some questions.
Spoony, come out and Play!
I was hoping that during Walken’s interrogation of the guy that we get to peek in on, we would get a Troxartas-style grilling.
So what kind of job do you have when you sell those old ladies TALK!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, nice Joe Arpaio reference :)
You know, I just love how Catherine has all these elaborate laser and crystal locks and equation pass-codes and all that other security nonsense. I mean, forget about the fact when most people think to look for valuable goods in an apartment they wouldn’t even bother to look inside a normal book or a calculator. That is UNTIL YOU PUT A FRIGGING LOCK ON THEM! Also, why bother to even try to solve the lock puzzle? If I was Quinlan I would’ve tackled the locks with a knife or short the out the circuits…
… DAMN IT!!! I should know better than to try to apply intelligence to an FMV game!
Alright! Been waiting for the new Ripper forever! You still the man Spoony!
I THOUGHT Falconetti looked familiar.
“Warrioooors, come out to PLAY-EEE-AAYYY!”
Seriously Catherine must have temped as Batgirl or something.
Why would I want to install Linux on a girl? Every guy she sees would have to contribute to the open source. A BSD girl is a far better proposition than a GPL one ;)
Hey don’t swap the videos like that. I thought another Ripper part had been posted and I got excited.
Nice to see a return to the Ripper. I’m still a bit surprised you haven’t made a joke about Dr. Burton’s name though, all things considered.
To be honest, seeing this really does make me miss the old FMV games.
Except that Psychonauts isn’t a crappy game. It’s just really screwed up.
Do you know where i can find some sailors? LOL great Shenmue reference spoony!
@alldreamsfalldown – It seems the orginal posting had some sort of problem according to the Twitter
Ah, I remember those days, when it seemed almost every five minutes you had to switch the disk…
Glad to see the Ripper back. Been waiting for this for a bit.
hey spony I left a message on your youtube, I’m an artist who works 4 free
Awesome, The Ripper returns!
I don’t wanna sound like a pussy, but it’s awesome to come to this website after a hard day’s work at a shitty Pizza Hut and watch you be the hilarious bastard you are.
This guy, is unfucking believable!
“It’s like Psychonauts!”
No actually it’s more like a bad ripoff of Ghost in the Shell
Actually a lot of the things in this game seem to rip off Ghost in the Shell, it wouldn’t have surprised me if the main character in this was female, a cyborg, and had blue hair.
Oh great, now Noah’s gonna get picked up in a crime-suppression sweep! Hopefully you can get a hold of a laptop and post the next Ripper episode from Tent City.
Holy bananas, I forgot that guy from Warriors and Twin Peaks was in this.
“Do you know where I can find some sailors.” Nice Shenmue reference.
I gotta admit, the Internet has made us all a little stupider, I think. I really feel kinda bad for the folks who’ve never known any other way of looking things up.
As for the LP itself, I’m always glad to see more. Funny thing is that whenever someone talks about the Falconetti guy, I think they’re talking about a guy who calls himself Falcon Eddie instead of just calling him by his last name.
“Do you know where I can find some sailors?” *blinks twice* Was that a shenmue joke?
Linux you say. I’m a windows man myself. Though my girl friend would crash a lot and rebooting can be such a b**** sometimes.
Yeah.. I have no idea where I was going with that but ha ha anyway. Oh wait wait I got it.
I just hope she doesn’t crash when she tries to run her Sex.EXE. I wouldn’t want to send Microsoft a error report about that.
There we go.
Hey, Spoony, might want to explain “Joe Arpaio” for those who have never lived in AZ…
I love that Noah can’t seem to stop referencing Phantasmagoria 2. “I heard that….. Curtis!” I don’t know why, but it makes me laugh like a dork every time!
David Patrick Kelly ftw. Awesome in this, awesome in Twin Peaks.
TYTYTYTYTY! I have been waiting for more Ripper. Spoony love ya! I am still voting every day for you on Mashable. You are the best reviewer out there at least in my opinion.
I don’t understand the “Joe Arpaio – scumbag” joke. He is a great sheriff. Kicking out illegals, punishing criminals. A bunch of liar two face hypocrite liberal crime-supporter organiziations and the media also hates him, so he must be a goodguy!
The gaming video is cool. I like it.
It feels like i’ve been waiting a life time for this. I just hope you can have it all done before new year. :D
(Preferably much sooner, but whatever.) I love your playthroughs even more than your reviews. PHANTASMAGORIA!
Do you think a Playthrough of Gabriel Knight 2 The Beast Within is likely? Because that is one I would love to see.
Too bad Blip is asstacular and hates me and won’t let me watch anything aside from the ad. I’m sure it’s a good video.
Ok… had to turn plugins off, change it to the .m4a or whatever format, turn plugins back on, and tah-dah, it works!
Loved the Arpaio joke.
Actually I know how you were being able to “solve” all these puzzles all these years ago:
Take 2 included a hint file on the first CD, which gave the solution to the more difficult riddles!
It’s been too long between videos. I can’t remember where it left off. Phantasmagoria videos came out quicker and were more satisfying because of it.
Silly question but…
why install a cryptic high-tech crystal powered laser pointing device (which basically duds if you move itself or the object it is pointing two even the slightest bit) only to have it point at the fake book one would find anyway while conducting even the most perfunctory search of the room? And this fake book is only used as a glorified locked cd case? And a few high-tech hoops later your payoff is getting two surveillance bugs with no useful info at all on them and the likes of which one could have probably acquired through myriad other ways?
Man, this game pisses me off even by proxy.
¨i heard that…curtis¨ XDXD bad game that invade other bad games
Good GOD that Dr. Burton's voice is easily more grating than 90,000 vuvuzelas and nails on a chalkboard combined amplified…
there is a idea a shenmue lets play bwahahahahahaha
What's the 3rd song he sings while in the rail shooter sequence?
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix
What’s the 3rd song he sings while in the rail shooter sequence?
“Rigor mortis orgy pretzel” is my word of the day.
4:54 No a real doctor would go hunting, at least that is what they do in Colorado.
A real doctor would go golfing…damn that was funny
I’m pretty sure I blacked out from loss of blood when I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF at the Curtis joke
Jesus Christ. I did the exact same thing. It can’t even give a good reason why it was that funny.
It hurts that no matter how many times I watch this, Quinlan is never going to man up and tap that hot, creamy receptionist.
High five !
No ? OK, I’ll go …
I would love to see Noah rant about Zork Nemesis, now that game had some sickening puzzles to it :D