Let’s Riff on Ripper – The new iRipper, available now!

The Spoony One | Jun 5 2009 | more notation(s) | 

The new iRipper!

Design by Gideon Eklund
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  • Speedwagon33

    I’d buy it.

  • Speedwagon33

    I’d buy it.

  • Air13ourn

    Un-FUCKING-Believable

    I know I’d get it

  • Air13ourn

    Un-FUCKING-Believable

    I know I’d get it

  • godofplague

    I had a blue swirly once. I looked like drowned smurf… yay for urinal cakes!

    wait what

  • godofplague

    I had a blue swirly once. I looked like drowned smurf… yay for urinal cakes!

    wait what

  • johnnyfog

    DIS GAI….UNFOOKIN BELIEVABLE.

  • johnnyfog

    DIS GAI….UNFOOKIN BELIEVABLE.

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    They do this to everything that looks like a phone or portable game system . But as it says, this one is “Un-Fucking-Believable”. Now that’s funny.

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    They do this to everything that looks like a phone or portable game system . But as it says, this one is “Un-Fucking-Believable”. Now that’s funny.

  • SpitefulCrow

    The wheels of justice may grind slowly.. but they’re movin’! Don’t get yourself caught in those wheels! Get yourself… an iRipper.

  • SpitefulCrow

    The wheels of justice may grind slowly.. but they’re movin’! Don’t get yourself caught in those wheels! Get yourself… an iRipper.

  • aino

    Don’t forget about the VERY IMPORTANT “blue swirly thing”!

  • aino

    Don’t forget about the VERY IMPORTANT “blue swirly thing”!

  • AlmightyElemental

    But Spoony, I thought you were quitting. :P

    Seriously though, I’d buy one IF ONLY for the blue swirly thing. It’s just so….mesmerizing…

  • AlmightyElemental

    But Spoony, I thought you were quitting. :P

    Seriously though, I’d buy one IF ONLY for the blue swirly thing. It’s just so….mesmerizing…

  • thegaminggoose

    What, no Spoony Experiment ap at the iRipper store?

    pfff!

  • thegaminggoose

    What, no Spoony Experiment ap at the iRipper store?

    pfff!

  • Tombert

    That IS un-fucking believable.

    I actually want to make a mug repair application for the iPod touch now.

  • Tombert

    That IS un-fucking believable.

    I actually want to make a mug repair application for the iPod touch now.

  • GameGeeks

    I’ve already got mine!

  • GameGeeks

    I’ve already got mine!

  • Zeiram

    Can I get a “Green Swirly thing” instead?

  • Zeiram

    Can I get a “Green Swirly thing” instead?

  • Jeff

    I just bought mine with the blue swirly thing! I gotta be honest, it needed more cowbell.

  • Jeff

    I just bought mine with the blue swirly thing! I gotta be honest, it needed more cowbell.

  • MER

    WANT. I have no money at this time. Will a kitten suffice?

  • MER

    WANT. I have no money at this time. Will a kitten suffice?

  • mega mwong04

    you got that right, UNFUCKING BELEIVABLE, this so called future technology compace into a larger iphone NO FUCKING WAY!!

  • mega mwong04

    you got that right, UNFUCKING BELEIVABLE, this so called future technology compace into a larger iphone NO FUCKING WAY!!

  • Dave

    I’d totally buy an iRipper, for sure. But only if it came with a free mp3 of Don’t Fear the Reaper.

  • Dave

    I’d totally buy an iRipper, for sure. But only if it came with a free mp3 of Don’t Fear the Reaper.

  • Muro Khan

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • Muro Khan

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  • Zalaralith

    Someone really needs to make the blue swirley thing app for iPhones. I don’t have one and I can’t program so I can’t do it.

  • Zalaralith

    Someone really needs to make the blue swirley thing app for iPhones. I don’t have one and I can’t program so I can’t do it.

  • Vermithrax

    Umm, yeah. Can I get that swirly thing in ‘Cornflower Blue’?

  • Vermithrax

    Umm, yeah. Can I get that swirly thing in ‘Cornflower Blue’?

  • aaa

    Too… many… features…

  • aaa

    Too… many… features…

  • Littlenorwegians

    Needs more cow bell.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Needs more cow bell.

  • Anonymous

    I’d buy that for a dollar. :D

  • Cthulhu07

    I’d buy that for a dollar. :D

  • Chibito

    You think yours without the blue swirly thing is bad, but mine didn’t have the Scan N’ Repair Mug Program in it, the single worst purchase of my lifetime!

  • Chibito

    You think yours without the blue swirly thing is bad, but mine didn’t have the Scan N’ Repair Mug Program in it, the single worst purchase of my lifetime!

  • Gideon

    You guys have no idea how much this just made my day! I made this earlier and sent it off to Spoony, figuring on a “hey, that’s cool, but whatever”. This is SO awesome.

  • Gideon

    You guys have no idea how much this just made my day! I made this earlier and sent it off to Spoony, figuring on a “hey, that’s cool, but whatever”. This is SO awesome.

  • http://jkgatling.webs.com/ jkgatling

    Gideon eklund… that sounds swedish :P and I am also swedish… but maybe… ITS DR INSANOS NEW NAME HE USES IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD… WITH SCIENCE!

  • http://jkgatling.webs.com jkgatling

    Gideon eklund… that sounds swedish :P and I am also swedish… but maybe… ITS DR INSANOS NEW NAME HE USES IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD… WITH SCIENCE!

  • fattoler

    That’s what I’ll be getting for Christmas!

  • fattoler

    That’s what I’ll be getting for Christmas!

  • Huupertti

    That’s too awesome to handle…

  • Huupertti

    That’s too awesome to handle…

  • Altoman5

    Yes, that’s good and all, but can I get porn on it? Just kidding. That’s a pretty good pic. I’d buy just to get the blue swirly thing on the right hand corner.

  • Altoman5

    Yes, that’s good and all, but can I get porn on it? Just kidding. That’s a pretty good pic. I’d buy just to get the blue swirly thing on the right hand corner.

  • Phantasm

    Damn, Spoony’s going to take this series all the way… he’s going to riff on everything. Keep it up, the iRipper is awsum!

  • Phantasm

    Damn, Spoony’s going to take this series all the way… he’s going to riff on everything. Keep it up, the iRipper is awsum!

  • PacMan2000

    Oh, Spoony, this made my day. =)

  • PacMan2000

    Oh, Spoony, this made my day. =)

  • Andy

    Typical Apple-Fanboys comments. The thing doesn’t have BLUETOOTH or a quantum flux coffee maker! C’mon, even the chinese copies have that! Plus you can’t change the fuel cell yourself, it costs 70 dollars to get that done, and you won’t be able to solve crimes for three days then! But main thing for fanboys: blue swirly thing. Idiots.

    The Irata 2600 is much better, cheaper and has more features! The blue swirly thing is done by the community, which is not locked out there!

  • Andy

    Typical Apple-Fanboys comments. The thing doesn’t have BLUETOOTH or a quantum flux coffee maker! C’mon, even the chinese copies have that! Plus you can’t change the fuel cell yourself, it costs 70 dollars to get that done, and you won’t be able to solve crimes for three days then! But main thing for fanboys: blue swirly thing. Idiots.

    The Irata 2600 is much better, cheaper and has more features! The blue swirly thing is done by the community, which is not locked out there!

  • Madpotator

    Nice work Gideon! How much does it cost? I want it so I can repair mugs in my murder investigations. Also, I want one with that blue swirly thingy. :D

  • Madpotator

    Nice work Gideon! How much does it cost? I want it so I can repair mugs in my murder investigations. Also, I want one with that blue swirly thingy. :D

  • Kuncoss

    The slogan got me laughing hard :D Nicely done.

  • Kuncoss

    The slogan got me laughing hard :D Nicely done.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, i love you spoony, but this sucks and i actually didnt think its funny.
    Go ahead, put the hate on me :/

  • paschl

    Ok, i love you spoony, but this sucks and i actually didnt think its funny.
    Go ahead, put the hate on me :/

  • http://fuxter.blogspot.com/ fuxter

    i love you spoony, and this thing is hilarious!

  • fuxter

    i love you spoony, and this thing is hilarious!

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    It truly is un-fucking-believable.

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    It truly is un-fucking-believable.

  • Quarky

    I got mine 3 weeks ago, and you know what? They forgot about the blue swirly thingy! I mean, who get’s a iRipper without the blue swirly thingy anyway, right? Un-Fucking Believable! :(

  • Quarky

    I got mine 3 weeks ago, and you know what? They forgot about the blue swirly thingy! I mean, who get’s a iRipper without the blue swirly thingy anyway, right? Un-Fucking Believable! :(

  • Subido

    Finally i have something to put on my desktop

  • Subido

    Finally i have something to put on my desktop

  • Jester131

    4 Words: This is un-fucking believable!!! (This is going to be my new slogan, hihi)
    btw. Christopher Walkens best performance ever: Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice (Musicvideo)

  • Jester131

    4 Words: This is un-fucking believable!!! (This is going to be my new slogan, hihi)
    btw. Christopher Walkens best performance ever: Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice (Musicvideo)

  • Luni

    I’m working on my Walken, but right now all I can get down is that phrase so it’s not exactly work friendly. Also when I when I tried doing the warrior voice, I somehow started doing Arnold. I’ve never been able to do Arnold before.

    Thanks Spoony. You’re like that one wolf shirt that gives people powers.

  • Luni

    I’m working on my Walken, but right now all I can get down is that phrase so it’s not exactly work friendly. Also when I when I tried doing the warrior voice, I somehow started doing Arnold. I’ve never been able to do Arnold before.

    Thanks Spoony. You’re like that one wolf shirt that gives people powers.

  • Icelander

    Holy Fuck! Finally a model with the blue swirly thing! Now THATS Un-Fucking-Believable!

  • Icelander

    Holy Fuck! Finally a model with the blue swirly thing! Now THATS Un-Fucking-Believable!

  • HaloOfTheSun

    lol and it’s just as useless as every other Apple product.

  • HaloOfTheSun

    lol and it’s just as useless as every other Apple product.

  • Assiman

    wow.. look at the technology these days. Science is un-fucking-believable..

  • Assiman

    wow.. look at the technology these days. Science is un-fucking-believable..

  • Hippocrates

    OMG I’m totally gettin this, just for the blue swirly thing or BST as we iRipper nerds like to call it. It can raise the dead you know!

  • Hippocrates

    OMG I’m totally gettin this, just for the blue swirly thing or BST as we iRipper nerds like to call it. It can raise the dead you know!

  • J23

    Haha, while I kinda like the iPhone, I have to agree that I should probably get an iRipper instead. If only for the cool blue swirly thing….damn that thing…it has no real purpose but IT LOOKS SO COOL!

  • J23

    Haha, while I kinda like the iPhone, I have to agree that I should probably get an iRipper instead. If only for the cool blue swirly thing….damn that thing…it has no real purpose but IT LOOKS SO COOL!

  • Booze Zombie

    Un-fuc-FUCK IT!

    A BLUE SWIRLY THING?! My life is complete!(one, one)

  • Booze Zombie

    Un-fuc-FUCK IT!

    A BLUE SWIRLY THING?! My life is complete!(one, one)

  • Andyman

    So when can we expect to buy this model? Anytime soon perhaps?

  • Andyman

    So when can we expect to buy this model? Anytime soon perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    The blue swirly thing. It’s hypnotic. I could spend hours and hours just watching it twist and swirl. It’s un-fucking-believable!

  • Cthulhu07

    The blue swirly thing. It’s hypnotic. I could spend hours and hours just watching it twist and swirl. It’s un-fucking-believable!

  • Gidman

    Fun fact about the blue swirly thing: I actually had to amplify it’s brightness when I made this, because (for some reason) in the screenshot it was just too darn hard to see! And I couldn’t abide an iRipper that had no blue swirly thing- that’s just blasphemy! (Besides- I heard somewhere that the model without the blue swirly thing SUCKS.)

  • Gidman

    Fun fact about the blue swirly thing: I actually had to amplify it’s brightness when I made this, because (for some reason) in the screenshot it was just too darn hard to see! And I couldn’t abide an iRipper that had no blue swirly thing- that’s just blasphemy! (Besides- I heard somewhere that the model without the blue swirly thing SUCKS.)

  • Gideon

    oops- used my chat handle instead of my name there. Gidman = Gideon. Sorry.

  • Gideon

    oops- used my chat handle instead of my name there. Gidman = Gideon. Sorry.

  • no name needed

    Now I normally don’t say this about any apple product, but I think the iRipper is definitely worth buying.

  • no name needed

    Now I normally don’t say this about any apple product, but I think the iRipper is definitely worth buying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Servello/1338756221 Richard Servello

    From the makers of the iWac?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Servello/1338756221 Richard Servello

    From the makers of the iWac?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Olga-Nillelund/100000462233621 Olga Nillelund

    Well… Looks like I just found my new desktop wallpaper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Olga-Nillelund/100000462233621 Olga Nillelund

    Well… Looks like I just found my new desktop wallpaper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.johnson.56679015 Andrew Johnson

    But, Does it have enough blast processing to compete with the new Robot phones?

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