I’ve just become informed of some incredibly disturbing news:
There is a Tekken movie.
Fuck, there are TWO Tekken movies: a 90s anime and a LIVE ACTION movie. This cannot go unanswered. In fact, I’m so outraged by this news this can only mean one thing…THEME MONTH!!!
And so, the new tenative schedule for next month will be The Month In Which I Review Shitty Movies Based on Fighting Games. I should probably come up with a better name for this. Rebruary was so much punchier.
Anyway! After ConBravo, I’ll be embarking on this great journey and attempt to review the following movies!
Oh yes, these movies exist. They’re real…and they’re due for a BEATDOWN!