WrestleWrestle 5-25-15 – NXT Unstoppable

The Spoony One | May 26 2015 | null | 

A new #1 contender is named, and immediately forgotten by the end of the night because some guy from TNA showed up to steal the champion’s dance card.

WrestleWrestle 5-25-15 – WWE Payback

The Spoony One | May 26 2015 | null | 

Bray Wyatt and the RyBack engage in a war on both a physical and spiritual level, culminating in a high-flying contest where both men throw caution (and three hundred pounds) to the wind. The result is like giant asteroids made of meat impacting the Earth. When the smoke cleared, which philosophy emerged triumphant: the Mansonite…file continues…

WrestleWrestle 3-31-15 – Wrestlemania 31 (Part 3)

The Spoony One | Apr 1 2015 | null | 

Bray Wyatt attempts to usurp the Undertaker as the new face of fear, forgetting that you need to HAVE a face of fear before challenging the Dead Man to a wrestling match. Then it’s a New Day on Raw with the NXT call-ups of the Lucha Dragons and Super-Neville! Wait, hang on… they remembered NXT…file continues…

WrestleWrestle 3-31-15 – Wrestlemania 31 (Part 2)

The Spoony One | Apr 1 2015 | null | 

Russians roll tanks into the heart of San Francisco. But don’t worry; John Cena’s got a towel.

WrestleWrestle 3-31-15 – Wrestlemania 31 (Part 1)

The Spoony One | Mar 31 2015 | null | 

Come with me if you want to play the Game.

WrestleWrestle 3-8-15 – Intercontinental Clusterfuck (Part 3)

The Spoony One | Mar 18 2015 | null | 

Seven men vie for the Intercontinental Championship when they should be forming a fellowship to journey together and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom. John Cena’s quest for the United States championship and the pride of the American people might end in failure when Rusev replaces the Ravishing Russian, Lana, with an actor…file continues…

WrestleWrestle 3-8-15 – Fastlane (Part 2)

The Spoony One | Mar 18 2015 | null | 

In which Tyson Kidd hits the Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza.

WrestleWrestle 3-8-15 – Road to Wrestlemania (Part 1)

The Spoony One | Mar 18 2015 | null | 

Now is the Mania of our discontent. A year of tone-deaf storytelling and booking that almost seems to openly antagonize the show’s fans is about to culminate in one of the weakest Wrestlemania cards in history. The Road to Wrestlemania began by hitting the same pothole as before at the beginning in the exact same…file continues…